/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19974408]

Authentic food hate thread.
Here's you real Mexican food that's so much better then tex mex

[Anonymous No.19974420]

Here's you sushi grade salmon prepared by a master sushi chef

[Anonymous No.19974444]

the superior Italian pizza

[Anonymous No.19974448]

>>19974444
>hate

[Anonymous No.19974473]

>>19974420
At least he was kind enough to remove the strings before serving it

[Anonymous No.19974474]

nothing like a true mid west mac salad

[Anonymous No.19974486]

non of that overly sweet Americanized "Chinese food" we only eat the real deal mainland china cuisine

[Anonymous No.19974504]

>>19974473
Worms.

[Anonymous No.19974515]

>>19974408
>Here's you real Mexican food that's so much better then tex mex
It is though

[Anonymous No.19974521]

>>19974420
Jesus, do japs really?

[Anonymous No.19974529]

>>19974515
that beef isn't even seasoned

[Anonymous No.19974537]

[Anonymous No.19974552]

>>19974408
yeah it's not the fanciest but what retard doesn't like standard pork tacos?
>>19974420
this one is actually quite bad yeah but japan is a false front in general
>>19974444
I hear this weird bubbly stuck to the oven type crust actually tastes good but not a big fan of the ash or how it's basically just bread, even though that is authentic pizza
>>19974474
nothing wrong with at all
>>19974486
failed states gonna failed state, why do you think so many chinese keep leaving
>>19974537
food of the gods clearly

[Anonymous No.19974679]

>>19974420
That's not even salmon

[Anonymous No.19975244]

>>19974552
>nothing wrong with at all
margarine pasta make in a sink! no everything is wrong with that

[Anonymous No.19975249]

>>19974420
it takes a real retard to mistake that for salmon.

[Anonymous No.19975259]

>>19974537
Being unsanitary is one thing, but I'll never fault peasants for using every part of the animal, even if some gross me out.

[Anonymous No.19975273]

>>19975259
agreed but a lot of people don't have to eat that way anymore but insist its better because it authentic not realizing that their ancestors hated it and stopped eating it as soon as the war was over and they could buy real food again

[Anonymous No.19975279]

>>19974679
>>19975249

[Anonymous No.19975288]

>>19975279
imagine thinking this is some kind of gotcha
0 iq post

[Anonymous No.19975292]

>>19975279
it's dyed with a natural mineral retard. zoos do the same thing with flamingos

[Anonymous No.19975302]

>>19975292
>>19975288
the only reason to dye it is to placate retards

[Anonymous No.19975306]

>>19975302
yeah, it's how you make money dumbass. There's nothing wrong with it

[Anonymous No.19975307]

>>19974529
no need nigga.

[Anonymous No.19975308]

>>19975279
It's not dyed pink. The fish are given feed that has the same kind of pigment in their natural diets in an amount that gets the desired color where it's being sold. It's the same process behind chicken eggs.

[Anonymous No.19975310]

the idea that authentic mexican food is somehow any better then taco bell when its just a plate of rice and runny refried beans just screams pretentious try hard

[Anonymous No.19975311]

>>19974552
>yeah it's not the fanciest but what retard doesn't like standard pork tacos?

I never got the hype of al pastor. Maybe it's just the seasoning.

[Anonymous No.19975312]

>>19974474
>When the horrific realization occurs that that's not a half-pan in a steamtable.

[Anonymous No.19975316]

>>19974529
its seasoned with everything under the chef's fingernails.

[Anonymous No.19975330]

>sushi rolls are for kids you gotta try proper Japanese sushi
>just a chunk of raw fish on a blob of rice
gtfo of here with this bull shit, a child putting a slice of cheese on a cracker with some mustard has more culinary merit

[Anonymous No.19975471]

>>19974444
If you hate this stuff you're a retard, proper Neapolitan pizza is so fucking good it's unreal. Just because it doesn't look unnaturally round and perfect doesn't mean it doesn't taste good

[Anonymous No.19975473]

>>19975330
It's not just any old rice, though, it's sushi rice. It has additives. Also you can go much fancier than this basic Nigiri type sushi.

[Anonymous No.19975475]

>>19975330
based

[Anonymous No.19975482]

>>19975330
Anon you must train for 30 years to put chunk of fish on blob of rice

[Anonymous No.19975505]

>>19975482
i watched 4 youtube videos and i make sushi at home

[Anonymous No.19975511]

>>19975505
No anon-san, you have 15 more years of making scrambled eggs before you can be allowed to even touch rice

[Anonymous No.19975543]

>>19975473
>It has additives
>vinegar
oh wow this changes everything

[Anonymous No.19975549]

>>19975505
Literally the only difference is how fresh the fish is.
>Oh but I bought my fish that morning
Then open a fucking sushi restaurant if you have that kind of service.

[Anonymous No.19975558]

>>19975473
>the fancier the sushi the less ingredients it has
I hate weebs so fucking much

[Anonymous No.19975619]

>>19974537
Not sure about that caption considering that's a boiled sheep's head. Could've gone with the piss shark.

[Anonymous No.19975680]

>>19974408
Theres like 8 authentic mexican places in my city and theyre ALL fucking AWFUL. Rather eat chipotle.

[Anonymous No.19976210]

>>19975292
no we dont,
just like in the wild, flamingos in the zoo get the food from their diet
we feed them special flamingo food
we do not go around dyeing the flamingos

[Anonymous No.19976215]

>>19975292
no we dont,
just like in the wild, flamingos in zoos get their colour from their diet
we feed them special flamingo food
we do not go around dyeing the flamingos

[Anonymous No.19976335]

>>19974486
I'm guessing they're responsible for this concoction as well.

[Anonymous No.19976338]

>>19975680
yea i don't get how this "authentic Mexican food" meme has gone so far, the food isn't even in the equation its just some weird race cucking

[Anonymous No.19976346]

don't be so judgemental until you try some properly prepared chicken feet

[Anonymous No.19976362]

>>19976346
its a good thing they're wearing gloves to keep everything sanitary

[Anonymous No.19976363]

>>19976335
That would be the Japs

[Anonymous No.19976744]

>>19976363
>chickens don't actually lay footlong eggs
my life is a lie

[Anonymous No.19976783]

>>19974474
Kinda clever really. If you sanitize the sink beforehand I don't really see a problem.

[Anonymous No.19976798]

>>19974679
>>19975249
>reee, that's not salmon its the wrong color!
>>19975292
>>19975308
>reee farm-raised is not dyed!
>uh, it's only dyed with "natural" additives
imagine thinking THIS is a gotcha.
Point is, retards, that prepared salmon can be a white color.

[Anonymous No.19976835]

>>19975273
The fuck are you talking about? Organs taste great, especially liver. People stopped eating that way because it was seen as peasant food. They wanted to eat more "high class". But in Muslim countries they eat every part of an animal even today.

[Anonymous No.19976843]

>>19976783
it’s still a fucking sink. if you sanitize a toilet would you want to get water to boil your pasta from it?

[Anonymous No.19976854]

Here's authententic Indian cuisine, none of that Westernised overly manicured shit.

[Anonymous No.19976862]

>>19974408
>>19974420
>>19974444
>>19974474
>>19974486
>>19974537
>>19975279
>>19975302
>>19975330
>>19976854
I'd eat all of this slop

[Anonymous No.19976899]

>>19976862
good afternoon sir

[Anonymous No.19976925]

Americans really shit themselves over people not using gloves even though regular hand washing is a better way to cook in a sanitary manner. Unless it is India you're better off because you're washing your hands constantly

[Anonymous No.19976965]

>>19976925
?
Americans shit themselves over someone they know isn't washing their hands enough not using gloves
You think everyone wears glives while cooking at home? Sasuga

[Anonymous No.19976977]

>>19976843
Do you shit and piss in your sink? I clean my sink like I clean my pots and pans, it's a critical component of my food prep. Retard.

[Anonymous No.19976987]

>>19976977
clean it all you want. guarantee it still has more bacteria than any other place in your house.

[Anonymous No.19976991]

>>19976987
You're delusional or live in a black household.

[Anonymous No.19977062]

>>19974408
Mexican cuisine gets a free pass too often on shitty food threads

[Anonymous No.19977082]

>>19976977
It still connects to the drain or do you use a boresnake to clean your drain daily?

[Anonymous No.19977091]

>>19977082
You're a moron.

[Anonymous No.19977185]

>>19974408
imagine the smell of those fingers and what he did with them a few hours before this

[Anonymous No.19977230]

>>19974444
>Authentic
Should someone tell him?

[Anonymous No.19977277]

>>19976991
>>19977091
You're genuinely retarded. Please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.19977292]

>>19976783
sinks are consistently one of the dirtiest things in your house, they almost always test positive for streptococcal pharyngitis (strep throat)

[Anonymous No.19977325]

>>19977230
tell me what that real pizza is a American-Italian dish and butthurt homeland Italians tried to copy and claim as their own but couldn't afford to make it properly so the acted like they intentionally made it burnt, lopsided and deficient on cheese

[Anonymous No.19977381]

>best cuisine in the world
>proceeds to eat the nastiest bottom feeding snot booger creature on earth
were French chefs just fucking with the elites at this point?

[Anonymous No.19977396]

>>19977381
I've been told that French cooking was basically an elaborate attempt to make poverty palatable. Snails I think are the proof of that. Dirt cheap, basically free stuff dressed up to be dinner

[Anonymous No.19977403]

>>19977381
they have farms for these lol.u amerimutt

[Anonymous No.19977410]

I can not stand when people act like pasta is something special. It was a peasant dish for thousands of years. Basic women always love creamy pasta too.

[Anonymous No.19977425]

>>19977396
I've noticed this with pretty much all highly regarded cooking, don't get me wrong i think it's great to make something good out of trash but when we compare who has the best cooking it seems like we're arguing over who has the best soup kitchen.
Which country actually has the best cuisine when cooking with something other then ox tail and goat testicles? Whats the Kings chef actually cooking?

[Anonymous No.19977431]

>>19977403
and that somehow changes anything? if anything it probable makes them even worse like most farmed food compared to wildly caught/harvested

[Anonymous No.19977445]

>>19977410
This.
My family went broke during the 08 market crash and as a kid noticed all of the sudden we were eating what i previously thought were rare treats like pizza, spaghetti, tacos, fried chicken etc. then it dawned on me that we didn't previously eat like this all the time because its trash

[Anonymous No.19977854]

>serves you a bowl of soup
>"REEE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THE BROTH!!!"

[Anonymous No.19977862]

>>19977854
Who says don't eat the broth? I've been eating the broth my whole life

[Anonymous No.19977870]

>>19974420
You are now aware that literally every animal, including you, is a host to parasites. Parasitism is literally -the- most common mode of life on our planet. Your pork and beef goes through a similar mechanized process before being wrapped in plastic.

[Anonymous No.19977873]

>>19977862
I think it's actually a sign you disliked it if you leave the broth.

[Anonymous No.19977887]

>Goes to prison
>Wow, this country is full of nothing but criminals!
Gigabrain thread

[Anonymous No.19977891]

>>19977862
>>19977873
weebs trying to into jap culture

[Anonymous No.19977897]

>>19977870
and i don't eat them raw for that very reason

[Anonymous No.19977911]

>>19974420
>>19975279
>Post first vid saying it's salmon
>Got btfo'd
>Went digging through facebook boomer tier info-graphic about salmon to regain some dignity
>Doesn't have eyes or IQ to notice that the fish in his first post doesn't match the one in his new "ammunition" at all
What do you eat daily, anon? So i can avoid it. Seems like your cuisine causes brain damage.

[Anonymous No.19977929]

>>19977911
ok then what type of fish is it?

[Anonymous No.19977936]

>>19977929
not salmon.
I accept your concession.

[Anonymous No.19977942]

>>19974420
>The flesh doesn't have salmon's characteristic stratification of fat and muscle, color be damned
>this is le salmon!!!!
most retarded post on this board today

[Anonymous No.19977949]

>>19977936
>not salmon.
so you don't know...so it could be salmon which is notorious for parasites

[Anonymous No.19977959]

>>19977870
>mechanized process
if there's a robot that can cleanly pull out worms like we do with our fingers and a paper towel, that's worth a couple PhDs

[Anonymous No.19978097]

why are americans so insecure

[Anonymous No.19978137]

>>19976798
It's not dyed though. You're just a fucking retard that doesn't understand pigmentation from dietary carotenoids.

[Anonymous No.19978161]

>>19976783
>americans
>sanitize

[Anonymous No.19978172]

>>19977381
They're just land shrimps what's the prawblem

[Anonymous No.19978206]

>>19978161
compared to whom? i mean ffs even blackies bleach their chicken that's how clean we are

[Anonymous No.19978218]

>>19978172
not even close
you chew shrimp not booger snails

[Anonymous No.19978224]

>>19974420
So that's how people get tapeworms

[Anonymous No.19978255]

>>19974420
They are still serving that shit???
Jesus Christ they should be sent to jail

[Anonymous No.19978272]

>>19978255
some cultures prefer the worms served on the side

[Anonymous No.19978273]

>>19974408
>>19974444
>>19976338
>>19977325
>>19977381
>>19977410
>>19977854
looks good to me

[Anonymous No.19978291]

>>19978272
>there's a little charcoal grill right beside her
>I prefer to eat raw bugs
Not sure why cannibals undercook their food, but you see the same shit in Africa. They just blanch the leg.

[Anonymous No.19978718]

>>19975312
OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19978724]

>>19977870
>Your pork and beef goes through a similar mechanized process before being wrapped in plastic.
No it doesn't. Farmed meat usually doesn't have parasites. Wild animals have parasites more often than not.

[Anonymous No.19978732]

>>19975244
>in a sink
How did I not even notice that

[Anonymous No.19978733]

>>19976363
this is without a doubt the most retarded shit I've seen in a long time

[Anonymous No.19978744]

>>19978272
>webms you made years ago appearing suddenly
I can't find this lass anymore, all I remember is she was some Malaysian girl from Borneo and had some cute videos with weird food

[Anonymous No.19978763]

>>19977870
>fucking judasim the post
Sorry but we are pure and uncontaminated unlike you genetic defect kikes anti-parasites dont even work on your people

[Anonymous No.19978767]

>>19978733
It makes sense for places like sandwich shops that want uniform egg slices

[Anonymous No.19979126]

>>19975279

[Anonymous No.19979263]

>>19975279
Go back to facebook falseflags gramps

[Anonymous No.19979322]

>>19978744
i just reverse-imaged yandex and found her youtube

[Anonymous No.19979335]

>>19976363
How do they clean those machines with all those moving parts and surfaces getting coated in egg snot? Are they made to be power washed down?

[Anonymous No.19979353]

>>19979335
The heat of the egg cleans the machine.

[Anonymous No.19979362]

>>19977381
They taste like and have the same texture as squid and octopus

[Anonymous No.19979382]

>>19979335
Actually more or less yeah they are power washed down. They have downtime where wages wash, clean, and sanitize equipment/parts.

[Anonymous No.19979580]

>>19979362
rubber bands?

[Anonymous No.19980381]

>"NOOO!!! you can't put fresh peppers and beans in the chili"
>Real chili is boiled beef jerky and dried peppers

[Anonymous No.19980407]

>>19976335
long egg is here in bongland, required for a proper gala pie

[Anonymous No.19980606]

>>19977949
>not salmon
>so you're saying it could be salmon
go be retarded somewhere else

[Anonymous No.19980624]

>>19974408
“Real” food aka “authentic” food from the third world is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19980628]

>>19977396
That's a myth, the evolution of French cuisine happened as a result of eccentric chefs that lived mostly in the 18th and 19th Centuries testing out all kinds of theories with shitloads of expensive ingredients.

[Anonymous No.19980641]

>>19976363
the industrial revolution and its consequences

[Anonymous No.19980653]

>>19977862
if you've ever eaten ramen or pho with a chink you'll see they only eat the $.50 noodles and throw out the soup

[Anonymous No.19981449]

>>19980628
>with shitloads of expensive ingredients.
expensive now but things were different back then, they used egg whites to starch their clothes so they had hundreds of thousands of yolks left over on a weekly basis and chefs get they dirt cheat so they had to fuck around and find out creative ways to use them like egg custards
butter and cheese were the only way to preserve milk so there was a excess of that around

[Anonymous No.19981727]

>>19974408
>grey meat
>sweaty tortillas
>he didn't even put any of the massive pile of green stuff on

[Anonymous No.19981865]

>>19977854
I paid for the broth and I'm gonna drink the broth.

[Anonymous No.19981974]

>>19975279
That's actually the same salmon just at different stages of ripeness.

[Anonymous No.19982009]

>>19977870
i literally cut up a whole pork shoulder every week, so they're not doing any "mechanized process" since it's not even split open and skin on. no parasites. why are you lying

[Anonymous No.19982014]

>>19975311
That wasn't al pastor, not even close.
>>19976862
You'd eat actual shit? Go back, bloody bitch bastards.
>>19980381
Real chili and beans chili are both good in their own way.
>>19980653
I don't believe this but admittedly have no evidence to the contrary
>>19982009
>literally
No one would have assumed it was metaphorical

[Anonymous No.19982052]

>>19977381
mmm tasty rat lungworm.

[Anonymous No.19982067]

>>19982052
those aren't rats they're snails

[Anonymous No.19982082]

>>19982067
>Rat lungworm is a parasitic worm you can get from eating slugs, snails or unwashed raw vegetables. Most people get mild or no symptoms, but the parasite can infect your brain and cause headaches, neck stiffness, vomiting and neurological (brain and nerve) issues.

[Anonymous No.19982088]

>>19982082
gross

[Anonymous No.19982131]

>>19982088
and potentially deadly. if it gets into your brain you can turn into a potato or a quadriplegic.

[Anonymous No.19982140]

>>19982131
wasnt there some kid that died a few years ago from it? I remember I read something about it years ago.

[Anonymous No.19982159]

>>19974552
>this one is actually quite bad
Almost all developed countries (Japan included) require meats and fish to be frozen to kill all parasites by law.
The only developed country that doesn't is the USA.

[Anonymous No.19982184]

>>19982140
https://nypost.com/2018/11/05/man-dies-8-years-after-being-dared-to-eat-slug/
I'd feel mildly bad but I hate Australians, so meh.

[Anonymous No.19982238]

>>19982184
Rent free.

[Anonymous No.19982275]

>>19975310

[Anonymous No.19983049]

>"Noo don't got to taco bell that stuff is trash, lets got to a real mexican place"
meanwhile real mexican places

[Anonymous No.19983056]

Menudo from Mexico is better

[Anonymous No.19983087]

>>19974408
Ugh it's like I'm watching Indians who eat/prepare food with the same unwashed hand they use to wipe their shitty assholes.

[Anonymous No.19983359]

maybe you get a slice with cheese maybe go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.19983518]

[Anonymous No.19983575]

>>19983359
every slice there will give you a bit of cheese, you spaztic

[Anonymous No.19983652]

>>19979126
is this true

[Anonymous No.19983676]

>>19983652
very true

[Anonymous No.19983692]

>>19983676
grandpa always said if the apple had a worm that means its good to eat after all good enough for the worm good enough for me i figure its the same thing with fish

[Anonymous No.19983701]

Why are Americans so insecure?

[Anonymous No.19983797]

>>19983701
the 4th pic is shitting on mid westerners and last time i checked Mexico was part of America.
but your post does project a defensive posture almost as if you know your countries food sucks so you're trying to preemptively shift the conversation away from your culinary shortcomings

[Anonymous No.19983810]

>>19983692
never trust old people

[Anonymous No.19983824]

>>19983810
Failing to see the problem here.

[Anonymous No.19983855]

>>19977870
>Parasitism is literally -the- most common mode of life on our planet.
You probably don't comprehend just how fundamental the "host and parasite" dynamic is, in this fallen world.
It is the essence of good and evil.

[Anonymous No.19983880]

>>19983855
take your antisemitism back to >>>?pol?

[Anonymous No.19983946]

>>19983880
Lay off the Mogen David, rabbi

[Anonymous No.19983980]

>>19983946
shush up and enjoy your authentic Chinese food

[Anonymous No.19983981]

>>19983797
Yeah you're insecure as fuck.

[Anonymous No.19984016]

>>19983981
you got me, i'm secretly envious of shitty food

[Anonymous No.19984077]

>>19976899
>>19982014
>redditnigs cant handle a little poopy in their food
anonymous legion confirmed weak fags yet again

[Anonymous No.19984083]

>>19984077
>brags about being from redit and enjoying eating poop
yep that checks out

[Anonymous No.19984091]

Floridaman knows shitty food that only existed because it was literally the only thing they had to eat

[Anonymous No.19984122]

>>19974408
Thank you for making this! The ceiling to how good food can get is way lower than everyone is acting. The reality is that a mcchicken and steak are comparable in flavor and I'm tired of pretending they're not. There are 3 levels (not considering health): I want to eat it again, I won't eat it again, if it's the best I can get I will eat it (but I don't like it).

[Anonymous No.19984163]

>>19974408
Tacos al Carbon are good, I can enjoy both authentic and tex-mex because I like food.

[Anonymous No.19984285]

>>19984122
that's pretty spot on