/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19968516]

McDonalds has the best fries.

[Anonymous No.19968523]

i think 5 guys fries are better

[Anonymous No.19968529]

>>19968516
$7 fucking dollhairs for a handful of French fries fuck Joe Biden and Ronald McDonald too clown faced bitch

[Anonymous No.19968531]

onion rings > curly fries = crinkle cut >>>> shoestring fries >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> french fries

[Anonymous No.19968542]

>>19968529
stop being poor, incel

[Anonymous No.19968545]

>>19968529
learn to game the system. it's easy to get stuff for dirt cheap using the app and offers/deals

[Anonymous No.19968631]

>>19968523
You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.19968633]

>>19968631
a possibility

[Anonymous No.19968670]

>>19968516
>$6.79

[Anonymous No.19968679]

>>19968545
that's not gaming the system that's being a good goy cattle, download the app and give it all the permissions to save $2 on your slop

[Anonymous No.19968697]

>>19968545
>>19968679
>McDonalds HATES him! Learn how he gets stuff for dirt cheap using the app and offers/deals!

[Anonymous No.19968700]

Its just fries.

[Anonymous No.19968704]

>>19968679
You don't have a cheap normie phone in a drawer somewhere?

[Anonymous No.19968707]

>>19968516
>$6.79
Ooooor I can pay one dollar more and have a gargantuan bag of BETTER fries that will last me for about two months.

[Anonymous No.19968726]

>>19968707
And you can cook them in beef tallow or anything else you want because you're not a baby asking someone else to cook for you.

[Anonymous No.19968728]

>>19968707
>checkers chad
Will we ever stop winning?

[Anonymous No.19968732]

sorry sweaty, krinkle fries from anywhere mog mcdonalds and any other smooth fry

[Anonymous No.19968733]

>>19968679
yeah it would be terrible if someone had access to the data of a nobody huh

[Anonymous No.19968736]

>>19968707
just make your own fry lazy ass

[Anonymous No.19968793]

>>19968516
even in and out are better

[Anonymous No.19968846]

>>19968736
Na, that ship has sailed. I’ve tried. Many times. Checkers fries are perfect even just put on a pan and warmed in the oven. It’s even cheap. A 48 oz bag for like, 8 bucks. That large order of Mickey Dees for 7 bucks has 5.4 oz. I’ll make my burgers and even bake the buns. But I suck at french fry slop so I’ll just grab me a bag of these.

[Anonymous No.19969019]

>>19968733
>you've got nothing to hide, right comrade?

[Anonymous No.19969027]

>>19968516
Checkers fries are obviously better.

[Anonymous No.19969035]

>>19968516
Did have*

>>19968793
Bullshit, I like in-n-out but the only way their fries are good is when slathered in animal sauce and cheese.

[Anonymous No.19969052]

>>19968679
I'm happy to share my shotacon and lolis for all the world to see

[Anonymous No.19969069]

>>19968516
Pairs well with a McRib

[Anonymous No.19969527]

>>19968516
Even by fast food standards, McDonald's fries are mediocre, and this is coming from someone who enjoys their burgers. Wendy's, Carl's Jr, Chick-fil-A, Jack-in-the-Box, and Arby's all have better fries.

[Anonymous No.19969559]

>>19968545
actually gaming the system is complaning about their app and how you couldn't order. They will send you x dollars worth cash cupons that let's you eat free.

Too bad the only god thing they have are the nuggies.

[Anonymous No.19969586]

>>19968545
Yeah, I was resistant to downloading the app for a while but caved a couple months ago. It's annoying having to download an app to get good deals but it makes fast food cheap again. I probably wouldn't bother going to McDonald's anymore if not for the app.

[Anonymous No.19970233]

>>19968516
seven fucking dollars holy shit is this from hawaii or alaska?

[Anonymous No.19970286]

>>19969586
For me, it's the app. I too was once a "Grade-A Moron" for questioning the app. I had what the experts are calling App Hesitancy. I continued to suffer, paying the inflated non-app prices, no matter how high McDonald's raised them to punish the un-apped. Eventually, after years of financial and spiritual torment, I conceded total and ultimate defeat.
I surrended my soul, my free will, and my divinity. And my personal data.
I submitted entirely to the will of The Clown.
I installed the app.
And now, I am truly free.

[Anonymous No.19970291]

Roy Rogers has the best Freedom Fries.

[Anonymous No.19970295]

>>19970286
You can't buy on the website like Wendys, Burger King etc. So no buy from McDonald's.

How hard would it be to have a desktop or mobile website you can order from? How backward are they?

[Anonymous No.19970296]

>>19968736
>just make your own
This has to be the biggest midwit stance in cooking. You don't have to make literally every thing you use yourself. Multi-billiion dollar companies have the time and money to research and develop the perfect item/ingredient, then charge a reasonable price for it. Why would you not utilise this?
>inb4 some retard accuses me of saying you should live out of packets and cans.

[Anonymous No.19970317]

>>19970296
Maybe on the rare occasion I am in town and/or getting supplies. I live 62 miles from the nearest main street/town. It's not reasonable to just go into town just to eat especially in winter.

[Anonymous No.19970320]

>>19970296
Pssst... restaurants use packets and cans too champ.


Lol

You kids...

[Anonymous No.19970327]

>>19968516
I prefer KFC's. Not a fan of skinny fries

[Anonymous No.19970338]

>>19970295
>How hard would it be to
As hard as necessary.
Things will keep getting harder until you install the McApp.
There is no escape.
You must comply, or never eat McDonald's again.
If you will not surrender entirely and install the app, then quite frankly McDonald's doesn't want you as a customer.
They don't want free thinkers, people who make informed choices and wise decisions.
Those people are McEnemies.
They want slaves.
Will you comply and install the app?
Or will you escape the plantation to freedom?

[Anonymous No.19970378]

>>19970338
So can I just use the touch screens at the kiosk to log into my account to order?

I don't understand why I can't just have a login/rewards like wendys and be able to order at home on my computer or on my phone with Firefox/any web browser.

There is a reason why we made mobile web browsers and that was so we wouldn't need to have 10,000 programs. It's why we created things like Javascript.

It seems like we are reverting back to th e 80s/90s where you needed an individual application for everything. Children can consent as early as they understand the word. Downloading an application to order at a single restaurant is asinine. Takes up hard drive space, eats cpu cycles which makes the battery drain faster, you have to type in your order and credit card info and check out like ordering things through your computer, instead of just telling a sexy little child your order and swiping your credit card.

Maybe if there was an application on my phone that I could order from any restaurant and automatically be enrolled in any rewards programs that would make more sense.

[Anonymous No.19970386]

>>19970338
Imagine being able to grow your own Nigela

[Anonymous No.19970393]

>>19968728
>fast food
>chat
amerifat moment

[Anonymous No.19970395]

Is there literally ANY way to order from McDonalds directly from your computer?

No?

How un-with-the-times is that?

[Anonymous No.19970397]

>>19968516
I prefer thicker, mushy fries

[Anonymous No.19970406]

>>19968516
>$7 for a large fry
I haven't eaten fast food in like a decade but what the fuck? I can literally go get a giant bag of frozen fries from the grocery store for like $3. Do they even have the dollar menu anymore?

[Anonymous No.19970598]

>>19968707
Did somebody say SEASONED fries?

[Anonymous No.19970636]

>>19968726
I recently started cooking with only Tallow or Coc oil. I miss Seed oils already, why does Tallow give if such a bad smell when frying?

[Anonymous No.19970648]

>>19968516
It has the best everything, you could take the single very best chef in the world and give him the most expensive equipment known to man and he still wouldn’t be able to make anything that comes remotely close to McDonald’s.
>>19968523
And everyone else thinks you’re a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.19970652]

>>19968846
Making your own is one food that really isn't even worth it.

[Anonymous No.19970655]

>>19968707
Or... OR... Now stay with me...

You fucking just gets some potatos for a dollar, put them in a fry cutter and bake them season EXACTLY as you want for only 1/10th the price.


Jesus Christ people...

[Anonymous No.19970660]

Forgot cp pic

[Anonymous No.19970663]

>>19968516
Definitely not those shits taste like fry oil soaked cardboard. Shit take.

[Anonymous No.19970665]

>>19970338
She was such a disappointment. Is she still in the Limelight?

[Anonymous No.19970686]

>>1997065
yeah ill do that on my lunch break

[Anonymous No.19970721]

>>19970655
Either you're a wizard of Fries or you're just one of the 8 out of 10 people who can't even tell the between well cooked food and stuff thrown together just to eat.

I'm going to go with the latter because I know for a fact if you cut potatoes and put them in the oven, the end result will NOT be the same as top quality french fries cooked to perfection.

[Anonymous No.19970766]

>>19970327
Based KFC enjoyer

[Anonymous No.19970848]

>>19970721
>French fries
>French

I see the problem. First, use freedom fries. Then use a fry cutter, season the fries on a sheet and bake, finish in a child under broiler and voila Mr Frenchie.

[Anonymous No.19970942]

>>19970848
>I see the problem. First, use freedom fries. Then use a fry cutter, season the fries on a sheet and bake, finish in a child under broiler and voila Mr Frenchie.
Should I use my firstborn or any child?

[Anonymous No.19970997]

>>19970848
If you want French Fries that are even half decent you'll need to do some technical shit like par boiling and chilling before frying. You of all people should definitely defineetly be buying them. I'd like to see yours

[Anonymous No.19971006]

Friends

https://youtu.be/gKRh-DGQ0eg?si=DTi9v8fZtWhoCO1-

[Anonymous No.19971009]

The best thing about McDonald's fries is the fact that they are NOT cooked in tallow.

[Anonymous No.19971025]

>>19971009
Kys dumb vegan. If you want to live stay on Reddit.

[Anonymous No.19971046]

>>19971025
>Kys dumb vegan. If you want to live stay on Reddit.
LOL. They don't use crisco or some other type of shortening at Mickey D's?
What is the point of frying something in fat if it doesn't resemble fat?

[Anonymous No.19971058]

>>19968516
1 large fry = 2 small fry your welcome

[Anonymous No.19971063]

>>19968516
Nathan's fries are pretty legit. Sucks that it's obscenely expensive.

[Anonymous No.19971070]

>>19968529
Always wanted to buy a shit ton of small fries forcing themcslaves to slow down production and wait for three batches of fries to be made just for me until they can start serving other people again

[Anonymous No.19971077]

>>19971070
>Always wanted to buy a shit ton of small fries forcing themcslaves to slow down production and wait for three batches of fries to be made just for me until they can start serving other people again
Three batches of small fries is a big order for you. You must be from Ethiopia.

[Anonymous No.19971096]

>>19971070
Did this with an order of 90 nuggies. If there was no camera I think the cashier would have murdered me

[Anonymous No.19971851]

>>19968516
Thank you for posting the version without the giant red circle for redditors and boomers

[Anonymous No.19971855]

>>19968545
>"gaming"
Bro? You aren't gaming shit, the whole point of the ass prices IRL is because they know they can get away with it for boomers and deliveryfags, app is just the 'regular' price and it's still too much. They're not exactly wailing in despair because zoomers are using the app, it has its purpose

[Anonymous No.19971859]

>>19969019
I legitimately don't.

[Anonymous No.19971868]

>>19968707
>>19968726
Thanks guys. I had no idea that making food and tailoring it to my own tastes could be better than buying something already cooked and ready to eat. Hope you make similar comments in every thread about a restaurant or fast food chain.

[Anonymous No.19972069]

>>19968529
THIS

>>19968542
being poor has nothing to do with the fact that a fucking combo at this joint costs almost 20 bucks now. Mcdonalds used to be the cheapest shit ever but they stupidly axed the dollar menu and are now neutering their restaurant interiors to look like some kind of moody zoomer cafe. fuck the clown and his food.

[Anonymous No.19973062]

>>19971096
Why did you want so many?

[Anonymous No.19973070]

>>19968516
Pretty much one of my future projects is to make a autism level McDonald's fry copycat step number one buy a commercial potato slicer that cost over $100

[Anonymous No.19973097]

Choose

[Anonymous No.19973103]

>>19973097
Unironically, the Chinese takeaway places make better chips than literally all fast food chains

[Anonymous No.19973106]

>>19973097
The McDonald's also the Popeyes battered fries are in the whole other category and shouldn't be in that picture PS all those rides look cold old and unsalted

[Anonymous No.19973227]

>>19973103
Everyone says this, I'm still yet to encounter them. I'm starting to feel left out.

And wow haven't heard about this chili chip creation, you're just spoiled lad, you're showing off now. How much does that cost? Do you think you could vacuum and post it to me?

[Anonymous No.19973353]

>>19973062
four friends and I were watching a bunch of shitty horror movies and were hungry, I was elected to get nuggets. The high collective demanded nuggies, and nuggies I got.

[Anonymous No.19973361]

>>19972069
The replies defending the absurd prices do get a bit stale:
>Americans are fat anyway. Higher prices are a good thing!
>lol ur poor
>This is what happens when you raise minimum wage!

[Anonymous No.19973372]

>>19968542
Do you put the fries on credit card?

[Anonymous No.19973382]

>>19973103
You people have terrible taste in fries. I've had what you think are the best fries. Why don't you salt them?

[Anonymous No.19973386]

>>19973227
Anon, do you live in the UK ? I imagine most other countries don't serve fries. You have to try them with some chicken satay and egg fried rice. It's fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.19973415]

>>19968516
McDonalds is only “good” because it’s horribly homogenized and boring.
While it’s “supposed to be for quality” I enjoy fries that don’t taste the exact same each bite, and don’t use highly processed potatoes fumigated in a room and churned into “fries” out of a paste press.

McDonald’s is shit, if you know how to deep fry fries, you can get something simultaneously more spiced, crisp, and healthy. McDonald’s cucked themselves by getting rid of beef tallow for frying their fries anyway because of the retards screeching “muh fast slop must be helfy!!”

I’m not eating there anymore, horribly bland and unseasoned fries and shitty chicken burgers that are 60% filler and 30% soy protein isolates, felt physically sick after eating their “apple pie treat” too.
I also don’t allow slave wagies and teenagers to make my food, they spit in it, it’s gross, why do you trust niggers to make your food?

[Anonymous No.19973423]

>>19968516
When will they make their fries last longer than 2 minutes before becoming inedible?

[Anonymous No.19973503]

>>19973353
What a great night. You could've described the scene in McDonald's a bit better though, sounds like it would have been very amusing.

[Anonymous No.19973507]

>>19973353
No way you each wanted to consume over 22 nuggets though, I'm very skeptical.

[Anonymous No.19973519]

>>19973386
Course in in the UK that's why I said what I said, this stuff is specific to out land.

[Anonymous No.19973525]

>>19973386
Haha wow rice AND potatoes, that's extremely unique even if simple.

[Anonymous No.19973680]

>>19968516
you can literally buy an entire bag of french fries for less than $6.79 at any grocery store, even the most expensive ones like Publix and a bag of french fries is still cheaper than that.
that's insane. i can only imagine the type of fat fuck that would spend $7 on a single order of french fries.
fast food is such a scam now. pretty much all the major chains have reduced their menu, got rid of all the good shit, made everything smaller and more expensive. I went to Wendy's the other day for the first time in years, ordered a bacon cheeseburger and it was fucking TINY. it was like it was made for toddlers

[Anonymous No.19973682]

>>19973361
>>Americans are fat anyway. Higher prices are a good thing!
this but unironically. sugar tax works, fat greasy retard tax will as well. i am also upset it costs me seven fucking dollars for a large fry, but it's a good motivator for me to tell the mcjew to suck my mcballs

[Anonymous No.19973686]

>>19968516
eat a dick you shill faggot. mcdonalds fries are all sourced from bill gates's potato farm. id rather eat dirt than that garbage (((food)))

[Anonymous No.19974185]

>>19973686
They've been making exactly the same fry from exactly the same potato before anyone knew about Bill Gates and no one said it was health food

[Anonymous No.19974220]

>>19968523
Personally I think it's gross to eat fries out of a greasy, soaked bag that has been touching a table

[Anonymous No.19974470]

>>19968516
Why is your price so high

[Anonymous No.19974525]

>>19968529
How is price gouging the president's fault? He has already called them out on it

[Anonymous No.19974530]

>>19968704
Exactly, i keep the 'donalds app on some old phone, i get all the deals without having a bunch of trackers on my main phone

[Anonymous No.19974536]

>>19968516
>$6.79
at that point just buy a 2kg bag of frozen fries from the supermarket, get your money's worth

[Anonymous No.19975578]

>>19968516
I keep forgetting to actually try out all the recipes out there and see which comes close enough.

There's no way I'm going to McDonald's now and giving Israel free meals

[Anonymous No.19975642]

>>19973680
I thought this was a joke, they're really over 6 Dollars? I don't eat fast food so had no idea. These companies must be wishing they had done this from the beginning, you people can get scammed into literally anything.

[Anonymous No.19975721]

>>19968707
>last me for about two months.
being fair, 1.4kg of fries is like... 4-6 meals

[Anonymous No.19975729]

>>19974470
They're like $4.19 where I live if you don't use the "$1.39 any size fries" deal on the app.

[Anonymous No.19975731]

>>19968679
Oh no not my permissions! Those are priceless!

[Anonymous No.19975834]

>>19968523
this and chuds can't cope with the fact McDs is just as expensive now

[Anonymous No.19975868]

>>19973682
>Sugar tax works

What's you being a slob for to do with me, or others who are fit and healthy? I don't even eat there but if I did do you think it would make me feel better knowing that I'm paying to help losers with no self control

[Anonymous No.19975911]

>>19968516
As far as naked fries with salt, yes. Wingstop has some really good seasoned fries, though. Ironically better than the wings.

[Anonymous No.19976878]

>>19968516
Taco Bell has the best fries

[Anonymous No.19976932]

>>19968523
this is objectively correct and with the price of McDicks being the same as 5guys you have to be a literal retard to go to McDicks.

[Anonymous No.19976978]

>>19969052
based based based

[Anonymous No.19978148]

>>19968516
These things are ass after they get cold, they turn all stiff. Makes it a pain when I want to eat my burger first.

[Anonymous No.19978222]

>>19968516
They're still just fries, the worst way to prepare potatoes.

[Anonymous No.19978293]

>>19968728
>limited for only
Limited for only what?

[Anonymous No.19978649]

>>19973382
>Why don't you salt them?
Chippies always ask you if you want salt and vinegar and if you say no you can't blame anyone but yourself for your food being bland.
>>19975642
>they're really over 6 Dollars
Either Canadian or Californian, equally bad in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.19978663]

>>19968516
Fuck you.

Honestly I’m just so fucking pissed about how expensive shit is that it makes McNaldo’s unappealing.
It’s just not worth it.
When I could get 2 McDoubles and 2 McChickens for $4, fuck yeah. Absolutely.
That was awesome.
Tack on a sweet tea, and that’s a meal, baby.
Enough food to make me feel like total fucking garbage for $5.
Now even when my cravings get strong enough to lure me into a McNaldo’s I stare at the menu for 10 minutes and can’t justify spending the insane amount of money for the exact same shitty yet lovable food.
I stare at the menu, and I leave.
I’m not paying $15 for that exact same fuckin’ meal. No way.
It used to be cheap hot garbage, now it’s expensive hot garbage.
I’m not even poor, I have infinitely more money than I did back when I would regularly get that meal.
$15 is nothing to me, but the principal of it all is what’s important.
Shit is so jacked up because mouthbreathing retards who can’t be fucked to cook for themselves gleefully continue to pay TIME AFTER TIME of them JACKING THE FUCKING PRICES UP.
People’s fucking laziness is out of control and they’re just letting these fast food corporations rape their wallets.
And it fucks things up for me, too.
I’m livid and I refuse to participate.

[Anonymous No.19978672]

>>19971859
Post face and address...
nevermind, I just scrape that right off your phone...

[Anonymous No.19978679]

>>19973097
CFA waffles are objectively better than anything else in this picture

[Anonymous No.19978693]

>>19973415
BASED and Behind-the-curtain-pilled
I recently made the "improvement on Raguesaeaeae oven fries" from the manlet cook, and they were the best fries I've eaten in decades--And I regularly deep-fry in a 50/50 coconut/lard deep fryer.
I used peanut oil, and the ~1/2 hour cool down from the boil wasn't too bad of a wait.
salt the water with HALF the salt you think, and a dash of vinegar really makes the difference. I didn't flip mine halfway through either, but they were still crisp all the way around, just more on the bottom.
https://youtu.be/MvnYBCDaEKU

[Anonymous No.19978703]

>>19968516
>$7 for one potato

[Anonymous No.19978709]

>>19973507
NTA...but you divided wrong.
>4 friends AND I
Still a lot.

[Anonymous No.19978792]

>>19978709
Ah thanks, yes still a lot. I wish I was there.

[Anonymous No.19979038]

>>19968523
I’m pretty split between the two

[Anonymous No.19979257]

>>19968697
I don't think I could be friends with someone who had the McDonald's app, or any other fast food app for that matter... imagine the small

[Anonymous No.19979260]

>>19969069
>literally only available when the cheapest pork is extra cheap
>barbecue sauce with extra sugar and preservatives
and people line up for this shit. how terrible. democracy was a mistake

[Anonymous No.19979306]

>>19968516
The fries have never been good

[Anonymous No.19979315]

>>19968523
This.
I’d rather buy frozen fries or even make them from scratch than give money to the burger jew.

[Anonymous No.19979447]

>>19968516
mcdonalds
canes
wendys
kfc

[Anonymous No.19979623]

>>19973682
Ive unironically stopped eating fast food cause of price and ive lost so much weight. Im actually happy I dont eat sloppa lol. My shits are wayyyy less painful

[Anonymous No.19980800]

>>19978293
Limited TIME Only you illiterate wanker

[Anonymous No.19980822]

>>19968516
maccas has the most consistent chips but good KFC chips beats them. That salt is amazing

[Anonymous No.19980835]

>>19968633
a probability

[Anonymous No.19982178]

I'm sorry to do this guys, but I can keep in any longer...

[Anonymous No.19982182]

>...A Paki in a scummy Chicken and Chips shop cooks better Chips than any of your "Artisanal" establishments

[Anonymous No.19983229]

>>19968516
for me it's Queen St Burger. I like my fries soggy.

[Anonymous No.19983246]

>>19973097
unironically all the non-crinkles look like shit.
I'll take culvers I guess.

[Anonymous No.19985621]

for the price of 1 medium big mac meal i can get 2 battered sausages a bag of chips (which is 2 mcdonalds cartons long and about 3 tall) filled to the brim with thick crunchy and mushy chips ,chips not fries, and they even give me the choice of a monster instead of a coke. go to small family ran chippers anons no app needed.

[Anonymous No.19986165]

>>19985621
My Chip Shop gave me a quarter less Chips last time, I nearly cried. I haven't returned.

Please count yourself lucky anon and be grateful.

[Anonymous No.19986176]

Kek his friend didn't want to know.

https://youtube.com/shorts/VWk4u9J05FU?si=-1eYiG43Aw136MtZ

[Anonymous No.19986336]

>>19968516
They're fucking terrible. Juliennes always get hard the moment they stop being pipping hot. And they could use half the salt too. Fresh straight cut, with peel, fried in lard is the best.

[Anonymous No.19986350]

>>19986336

[Anonymous No.19986357]

>>19986336
Fries have a 10 minute shelf life then directly into the trash.
Same with Mac and cheese.

[Anonymous No.19986373]

>>19986357
That's why the cutting station and potato bags are close to the fryer

[Anonymous No.19987920]

I am partial to the burger King's French fries.

[Anonymous No.19987946]

>>19968516
purely for fries and nothing else:
>CFA, Arby's
>McD, wendy's, Five Guys, Popeyes
>Chile's, Whataburger
>any place not listed
>Cane's, In N Out
>Sonic (dead last)

[Anonymous No.19988844]

>>19978663
>I stare at the menu, and I leave.
>I’m not paying $15 for that exact same fuckin’ meal. No way.
and in that moment a boomer was born.