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[Anonymous No.19965637]

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[Anonymous No.19965639]

[Anonymous No.19965641]

[Anonymous No.19965642]

[Anonymous No.19965648]

[Anonymous No.19965653]

[Anonymous No.19965658]

[Anonymous No.19965662]

[Anonymous No.19965668]

[Anonymous No.19965671]

Thanks spambot and thanks mods.

[Anonymous No.19965673]

[Anonymous No.19965676]

>>19965671
wtf are you talking about? im posting webs for the webm thread you retarded nigger

[Anonymous No.19965682]

[Anonymous No.19965688]

[Anonymous No.19965689]

>>19965668
the high speed zooming is making me dizzy

[Anonymous No.19965695]

>>19965637
>2 ingredients
>dumb bitch clearly adds seasoning of some kind

>>19965641
pickles

Keto just looks really sad.

[Anonymous No.19965696]

>>19965689
57 cuts in 19 seconds

[Anonymous No.19965704]

I did keto for a few months and had decent results
But then I realized I could just fast for 100 hours at a time for way less money with way better results

Diet is a waste of time, just stop eating

[Anonymous No.19965706]

>>19965653
god damn that looks good

[Anonymous No.19965725]

[Anonymous No.19965759]

>>19965725
so thats why they call him the iron chef

[Anonymous No.19965781]

>>19965682
>>19965673
>>19965668
> just substitute bread with cheese
> this is a healthy diet
ketotards are mentally ill

[Anonymous No.19965813]

so much goyslop

[Anonymous No.19965818]

>>19965725
How is this better than just walking?

[Anonymous No.19965833]

>>19965818
>why don't they just work on their feet 8 or 10 hours a day

[Anonymous No.19965839]

>>19965818
Check out his leg

[Anonymous No.19965840]

>>19965637
Why is there a black woman's hand for most of the webm and at the end it's a Chang?

[Anonymous No.19966170]

>>19965840
Most asians outside of east asia are dark skinned and use half a kilo of make up to pretend to be light skinned.
It's a complex and embarrassing coping mechanism nonwhites use.

[Anonymous No.19966199]

>>19965641
Ok that one got me.

[Anonymous No.19966204]

>>19965781
Don't use own brain just
>carb bad
>fat good
Nothing else matters. No exceptions.

[Anonymous No.19966211]

>>19965818
Did you miss the part where he needs crutches to walk?

[Anonymous No.19966214]

>>19965673
>boil cauliflower
>not just steaming it
???????????

[Anonymous No.19966217]

>>19965682
Notice how she's still fat.

[Anonymous No.19966218]

>>19965781
What's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.19966226]

>>19965818
>>19965833
His leg is broken

[Anonymous No.19966243]

>>19966170
it's funny if you know any in person, they can be pretty light skinned but if they spend one day in the sun they darken up like 5 shades

[Anonymous No.19966255]

>>19965662
activated my neurons, won't deny it

[Anonymous No.19966269]

>>19965637
>keto schizo
>can't count
yeah it tracks

[Anonymous No.19966277]

[Anonymous No.19966312]

>>19965725
that's pretty cool, i have a cousin that went to culinary school but couldn't become a chef since his bones degraded or something

[Anonymous No.19966319]

>>19966277
sex with bullerulle girl

[Anonymous No.19966344]

>>19966277
Why have a I seen this Swedish lass in like 5 different webm's
Is she some anon's gf?

[Anonymous No.19966347]

>>19965648
that looks delicious

[Anonymous No.19966357]

>>19965695
>Keto just looks really sad.
these keto recipes look like shit i'd concoct when i'm stoned and haven't shopped in 2 weeks. i can't imagine it feels good to live on

[Anonymous No.19966391]

>>19965642
Stagg Chilli used to come with a recipe on the can.
>Spread a container of cream cheese in a pie dish
>Spoon over a can of Stagg Chilli Dynamite Hott™
>Top with grated cheese
>Bake for 20 minutes until cheese is melted and it's bubbling
>Dip with corn chips
Shits tight. Whack some hot sauce on that and you're talking a first class trip to Flavour Town.

[Anonymous No.19966392]

>>19965658
>>19965653
>>19965648
>Yeah I'd like to replace that fattening and unhealthy bread with a pound of healthy cheese please

[Anonymous No.19966448]

>>19966217
I guarantee you she has never even entered the state of ketosis. Retards like them still use industrial ketchup, mustard, mayo, ranch, which is all full of sugar.

[Anonymous No.19966456]

>>19965833
>why don't they just work on their feet 8 or 10 hours a day
Yeah man, being a chef is so physically taxing. Meanwhile warehouse workers carrying 100lb boxes and unloading pallets all day have no issue. God forbid someone had to crack a toe ounce egg while standing.

[Anonymous No.19966464]

>>19966456
>warehouse workers carrying 100lb boxes and unloading pallets all day have no issue
They end up with tons of health issues. Back, shoulder, and knee problems are super common with them.

[Anonymous No.19966477]

>>19965818
yeah man what the fuck is up with all those retards in wheelchairs, can't even get up the stairs lmao fucking losers

[Anonymous No.19966481]

>>19965818
It's not, just Americans doing American things.

[Anonymous No.19966495]

>>19966392
you probably think butter is unhealthy too

[Anonymous No.19966497]

>>19965781
>>19966204
SATURATED FAT BAD

POLYUNSATURATED FAT GOOD

[Anonymous No.19966627]

>>19965662
>auburn fag
>retarded
checks out

[Anonymous No.19966645]

>>19965725
wowie through the marvels of technology a disabled person can sort of come close to what a normal person can do while also being a hinderance to his coworkers. So inspiring!

[Anonymous No.19966649]

>>19965648
I should make a waffling iron that makes sonnenrad waffles. That would be sweet.

[Anonymous No.19966710]

[Anonymous No.19966750]

>>19965637
keto is truly the fat fucks' way of eating whatever bullshit they want while claiming to be "on a diet"

[Anonymous No.19966787]

>>19965637
>6 pointed star
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.19966941]

>>19966710
lulz

[Anonymous No.19967008]

>>19966464
Yes I'm sure that would happen with a two ounce egg

[Anonymous No.19967015]

>>19966277
What a fetching overbite. I would gladly permit her to fellate me

[Anonymous No.19967026]

>>19965673
This is the first black woman I've ever seen doing the keto.

[Anonymous No.19967100]

>>19966750
Seething vegan

[Anonymous No.19967103]

>>19965642
Cheese niggers

[Anonymous No.19967117]

>>19966392
cheese is not unhealthy.. it's better than bread, has way more valuable nutrients

[Anonymous No.19967140]

>>19965704
>I did keto for a few months and had decent results.
That's the entire point of keto. Self inducing and maintaining ketosis is basically impossible to do long term, but it's great for a 2 month burn.

[Anonymous No.19967166]

>>19965673
googled this and this person is apparently preparing food for a person who is in the early recovery stages of gastric bypass surgery where you're not supposed to eat more than like 100g of food and prioritize protien. oof

[Anonymous No.19967171]

>>19966391
Wash it down with some icy cold cervezas and that meal is outta sight my man.

[Anonymous No.19967177]

>>19965839
Why did he get a prosthetic leg if he can't even walk with it?

[Anonymous No.19967255]

>>19966710
I expected a bird to fly into the car trying to snatch the bread but that works too I guess

[Anonymous No.19967297]

>>19965637
The shape of the hands reveals the fatness.

[Anonymous No.19967302]

>>19966218
Because cheese has lots of saturated fats and salt in it.

[Anonymous No.19967323]

>>19966495
>>19967117
It is in excessive amounts. And yes, ketofatsos eat excessive amounts of butter and cheese because they have no self-control.

[Anonymous No.19967356]

>>19965725

[Anonymous No.19967361]

>>19965725
Couldn't you accomplish the same with 4 wheels and high bars?

[Anonymous No.19967376]

>>19967361
probably but there's not a lot of room in there so he'd have to cook everything himself in that case

[Anonymous No.19967386]

>>19966344
She became a meme on Finnish/Swedish imageboards due to being above 5/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch/Azyk5Hp6QTU

[Anonymous No.19967387]

>>19965676
You're also making me glad to be lactose intolerant. Why is keto so fucking gross?

[Anonymous No.19967417]

>>19965648
>>19966347
If you have a waffle iron, try this with a block of feta. Shit's fucking cash.

[Anonymous No.19967428]

>>19966312
great story, faggot

[Anonymous No.19967433]

>>19965637
wtf does this even mean, 100 calories?? fuckin ugly ass gels did she have a stroke doing her fat fucking fingers?

[Anonymous No.19967437]

>>19965642
>keto appetizer
>server with tortilla chips
ok, brain damage added to the list of side effects

[Anonymous No.19967438]

>>19967386
>that video
do nordics really? seriously, wtf is that shit?

[Anonymous No.19967445]

>>19967438
Common street food, cheap and filling

[Anonymous No.19967465]

>>19967445
Street food is expensive as fuck in the nordics

[Anonymous No.19967478]

>>19967465
I can get two quality pizzas for like $12 here, it's not too bad. I hear Malmö prices are way lower due to some tax bullshit but I've never been there so I can't confirm or deny.

[Anonymous No.19967493]

>>19966392
all because these niggers are too lazy and stupid to count calories or even starve themselves a little

[Anonymous No.19967638]

>>19966645
The truth is pretty damn funny is it not

[Anonymous No.19967752]

>>19966497
Well yes, basically.

[Anonymous No.19967771]

>>19967752
https://www.bmj.com/content/353/bmj.i1246

[Anonymous No.19967806]

All these ketoniggers replacing bread with cheese don't realise that milk is loaded with carbohydrates too.

[Anonymous No.19967981]

>>19967438
it actually doesnt look that bad, compared to most other nordic "cuisine"

[Anonymous No.19968004]

>>19965668
Everyone who has that hairstyle is either faggot, manlet or both.
Not a person to take dietary advice from.

[Anonymous No.19968010]

>>19968004
i dont need that guys hair to tell me he's a faggot

[Anonymous No.19968020]

>>19965688
it's always fucking fat hands making these keto/low carb shit

[Anonymous No.19968030]

[Anonymous No.19968058]

>>19966214
You want them to be soft. Steaming is better at retaining fiber structure. Boiling really lets the water get into the veggie and create micro ripples inside by expanding

[Anonymous No.19968064]

>>19965813
>"LOOK MOMMY I POSTED THE RACIST BUZZWORD AGAIN"!

[Anonymous No.19968068]

>>19967771
Yep, avoiding saturated fats effectively lowers serum cholesterol.

[Anonymous No.19968073]

>>19968064
Thank you for admitting that the word is racist.

[Anonymous No.19968095]

>>19967438
The salad and tomatoes should not have been in there. Mashed potatoes with meatballs, lingonberry jam and pickles is nice, though.

[Anonymous No.19968152]

>>19968064
Go away ADL, this isn't twitter you have no power here

[Anonymous No.19968163]

>>19968064
>racist buzzword
huh? what's so racist about it?

[Anonymous No.19968174]

>>19967437
corn chips are very low carb. but not carb free

[Anonymous No.19968321]

>>19965673
Cauliflower cheese is delicious however Broccoli cheese is even better.

[Anonymous No.19968365]

>>19968174
Are you joking? Shit's like 70% carbs

[Anonymous No.19968380]

>>19965641
fucker

[Anonymous No.19968387]

>>19965818
he gets to sleep in the meat freezer

[Anonymous No.19968663]

>>19968365
are you eating flour enriched corn chips or something?

[Anonymous No.19968997]

>>19965818
the legend says he once had to sacrifice his own leg to cook for a meal because of a delay in the ingredients deliveries

[Anonymous No.19969031]

>>19968997
Is he a one piece character?

[Anonymous No.19969056]

>>19965637
Colon cancer here i come

[Anonymous No.19969063]

>>19965725
>>19965839
>>19966211
in real life you get 6-12 months disability compo paid and you just sit at home playing video games
you're not supposed to return to work until its fully healed

[Anonymous No.19969070]

>>19967386
>due to being above 5/10
this is the part i dont get
scandinavian women are some of the hottest, tallest, fittest and most beautiful blonde women to ever exist
why would they simp over a girl that looks like a recovering crack addict with horse-face?

[Anonymous No.19969094]

the only war to eat white rice

[Anonymous No.19969110]

>>19969056
they're for eating not cramming

[Anonymous No.19969141]

>>19965637
It shows 3 ingredients

[Anonymous No.19969207]

>>19966243
I was friends with a Filipino bartender that went from light-skinned Mexican to darkest Congo on a 20 day boat trip. I have no idea how they do it.

[Anonymous No.19969211]

>>19967428
>Kay at it again
What is the liquid in the pan? Did she try to deepfry an egg?

[Anonymous No.19969228]

>>19969094
Your obsession with this shitty, weird, retarded third world webm is just bizarre

Nobody cares about your mentally ill obsession with white rice, freakjob.

[Anonymous No.19969270]

>>19969070
Because the hot models are never seen cooking delicious hangover food.

[Anonymous No.19969297]

>>19967356
Kek

[Anonymous No.19969326]

>>19965688
>being stingy with the onion
Throw it away.

[Anonymous No.19969328]

>>19967493
>counts calories to be skinny

[Anonymous No.19969332]

>>19969228
>freakjob
what's up with ck posters calling others freaks?

>>19969094
these foodies from india really have a way of trying to be fancy with their plating mannerisms

[Anonymous No.19969352]

>>19969328
How did you do it? Oh wait...

[Anonymous No.19969353]

>>19965637
>cream cheese + pepperoni
>life changing
What a miserable existence this woman must have.

[Anonymous No.19969515]

>>19966481
happened in germany

rent free

[Anonymous No.19969704]

>>19968030
cat owners are fucking filthy

[Anonymous No.19969708]

>>19969211
Looks like water. She's just frying egg healthy way without that nasty oil.

[Anonymous No.19969709]

>>19969704
Seriously.
I like cats but I hate almost all cat owners.
They have this retarded idea in their heads that a cat can't be taught so they just let it do whatever it wants.
You can discipline and teach a pet ffs. You can make a cat understand that he's not supposed to walk around on the kitchen counter.
Fucking hate lazy pet owners like that. It's not just the ones with cats either, but they're some of the worst.

[Anonymous No.19969714]

>>19969094
would

[Anonymous No.19969719]

>>19969709
>>19969704
My cat is only allowed to be on the floor, litter box, 1 designated place to sleep and 2 windowsills. And she knows it.

[Anonymous No.19969721]

>>19969070
Because deep down we don't want the supermodels. We want the girl next door.
We covet what we see every day.

[Anonymous No.19969729]

>>19969721
Where's the blood?

[Anonymous No.19969759]

>>19969063
Legs grow back in 6-12 months?

[Anonymous No.19969762]

>>19969721
she must give the most precise handjobs

[Anonymous No.19969791]

>>19969094
>violently splash liquid all over the plate for no reason rather than just pouring in a circle
Why are they retarded

[Anonymous No.19969798]

>>19967302
You nervous system litterrly needs salt to function properly, retard.

[Anonymous No.19969819]

>>19969798
You can still literally die from eating too much salt.

[Anonymous No.19969845]

>>19969791
It's high cuisine.

[Anonymous No.19969851]

>>19968064
I thought you guys were fellow white people

[Anonymous No.19969881]

>>19965682
>keto
>still a hell beast

Lol

Lmao

[Anonymous No.19969883]

>>19969063
Lol not if youre a white male in the Jewnited States of Nigmerica

[Anonymous No.19969920]

>>19969709
>not supposed to walk around on the kitchen counter

[Anonymous No.19969928]

>>19969920
That creature is abomination

[Anonymous No.19969929]

>>19969920
jesus what the hell is it? even the paws are like of a rat

[Anonymous No.19969944]

>>19969928
>>19969929
Cat breed called Lykoi. Discovered in 2017. The werewolf cat.

[Anonymous No.19969945]

>>19969920
Funny lemur, but that thing is going to cause an accident when it tries to go up there when the owner is cooking.

[Anonymous No.19969946]

>>19969883
i read that as nightmarica but both works

[Anonymous No.19969948]

>>19969944
I know an unholy union between cat and rat when I see it.

[Anonymous No.19969954]

>>19969070
>everyone needs to only worship supermodels they can't like anything else
Woman + food activates neurons. Guess which women are least likely to be cooking or home making in any capacity. Yeah those super hot women. They're most likely vegan or on a diet of cigarettes coffee and apples, can't cook, don't clean, no hobbies or skills, oh but they look really attractive hahah

Nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.19969957]

>>19965641
Based pickle enjoyer. Burgers are sad without them, or at least a good relish.

[Anonymous No.19969959]

>>19968058
Who wants to eat soggy cauliflower and cheese?

[Anonymous No.19969964]

>>19969920
cats are supposed to hunt rats not fuck them

[Anonymous No.19969973]

>>19969719
Same. Mine comes into the kitchen with me while I cook, but isn't allowed on tables or counters. She has a chair she is supposed to sit in and gets shoooed off if she gets down from it and starts begging.

[Anonymous No.19969975]

>>19969964
First one, and then the other.
Law of nature.

[Anonymous No.19969985]

>>19969798
No shit. Are you seriously so stupid that you think that as long as something’s essential for your health, excessive consumption of it cannot be harmful?

[Anonymous No.19969986]

>>19968163
If you happen to be someone who thinks that there is such a thing as a 'slur', you would probably have to classify 'goy' as one

[Anonymous No.19969994]

>>19969985
Not him, but unless you have a preexisting condition, eating more salt than you need, within certain limits of course, isn't harmful.
Your body just flushes it out.
Live a little.

[Anonymous No.19970050]

>>19969791
It's all about speed efficency be dammed

[Anonymous No.19970067]

>>19969994
The key point being ”within certain limits”. Those limits are almost certainly exceeded by these lardasses who eat disgusting amounts of cheese every meal and often top it off with very salty processed meat.

[Anonymous No.19970073]

>>19969709
>>19969719
>>19969973
But how do you know your cat isn't walking all over the counter while you sleep?

[Anonymous No.19970077]

>>19966277
cuuuute, very nice teeth

[Anonymous No.19970082]

>>19969070
she's cute

[Anonymous No.19970113]

>>19970073
She used to do that, I caught my cat few times, but after furiously shoooeing few times she doesn't anymore. And I would know, she's fluffy and sheds hair everywhere in spring and summer.

[Anonymous No.19970125]

>>19965688
I want to make this right now but I don't think my glass bowls can go into the oven

[Anonymous No.19970132]

>fat fucks with their shit recipies
>some schizo writes keto in the filename
>anons think its for real
Holy shit /ck/ is full of retards.

[Anonymous No.19970141]

>>19970132
I'm new here.

[Anonymous No.19970143]

>>19969704
you can always tell if someone owns a cat, the moment you walk into their house. the scent of cat piss is powerful and penetrates everything. but people who let their cats outside are even worse, but keeping an animal indoors its whole life is abusive imo. the only answer is to not own cats

[Anonymous No.19970184]

>>19966649
Based

[Anonymous No.19970196]

>>19965689
ok grandpa. take your meds and lie down lmao

[Anonymous No.19970201]

>>19970132
That’s how ketolardoschizofatsos eat.

[Anonymous No.19970293]

>>19965658
>>19965673
>>19965682
Keto is absolutely idiotic

[Anonymous No.19970994]

Where are the fucking webms!

[PP No.19971033]

>>19965637
Based Bharat

[Anonymous No.19971057]

>>19969110
he thinks there is a difference

[Anonymous No.19971088]

>>19969791
you need to get rid of the white rice taste

[Anonymous No.19971105]

>>19969094
he making da funny eggface on rice

[Anonymous No.19971117]

>>19967478
>pizzas
>street food
Gotta love that Nordic ingenuity.

[Anonymous No.19971156]

>>19970994

[Anonymous No.19971228]

>>19966710

[Anonymous No.19971303]

This thread makes me angry.

[Anonymous No.19971316]

>>19965781
Keto isn't as bad a people think. They hear high fat and immediately think cardiovascular disease. But it's actually a diet for people that are insulin resistant. Also insulin though it's important in regulating blood glucose, it does take a toll on the body and reducing insulin spikes by choosing low glycemic foods is probably the healthiest option. People blame cholesterol for clogging arteries, but it's not the main culprit, glucose causes inflammation of the arteries and damages them, cholesterol then patches the damages which then causes the arteries to get clogged. But if you take out the inflammation caused by glucose you won't have cholesterol in the arteries. I would recommend a clean keto though, healthy fats like nuts, olive oil, Avocados, and meats in moderation and plenty of green veggies.

[Anonymous No.19971320]

>>19967356
hardest i've laughed

[Anonymous No.19971343]

>>19969798
>psht, idiot, you literally need calories to live, that's why i eat 5,000 a day. It's fine!

[Anonymous No.19971506]

>>19969721
kay's cooking was onto something

[Anonymous No.19971515]

>>19969704
>>19969709
>>19969719
My cat does whatever she wants
Get fucked, needledicks

[Anonymous No.19971564]

>>19965725
at this point it might be more efficient to develop an exosuit

[Anonymous No.19971698]

>>19971515
>upvote

[Anonymous No.19971787]

[Anonymous No.19971817]

>>19966391
I've made that for years, just not shredded cheese.

[Anonymous No.19971820]

>>19965668
wtf I'm keto and gay now

[Anonymous No.19971825]

>>19969762
>starts julienning dick
AAIIIIIEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.19971993]

>>19969845
Waiter Could you send it back please I hate abstract expressionism

[Anonymous No.19972048]

>>19966392

Keto abusers are deranged... they actually think they can eat whatever they want and still lose weight, as long as it is no carb. Your body needs carbs but they have no self control so resort to insane levels of body and intestinal abuse

[Anonymous No.19972100]

>>19970125
Just skip the tortilla and put it in any oven-safe pan you have.
This is a keto quiche. But skip the 'crust' and it is just a frittata.

[Anonymous No.19972195]

>>19965653
yup

[Anonymous No.19972222]

[Anonymous No.19972226]

[Anonymous No.19972230]

[Anonymous No.19972244]

>>19971033
>Girl who read eat prey love visits india

[Anonymous No.19972291]

>>19969819
You can also literally die from a lack of it

[Anonymous No.19972293]

>>19965637
good heavens imagine the braps

[Anonymous No.19972305]

>>19965668
I wear vnecks. This guy is a flaming homosexual. Do people think I’m gay too??

[Anonymous No.19972310]

>>19969819
>>19972291
and that's why it's important to take all thing in moderation. Walk the middle path, anons. Namaste.

[Anonymous No.19972311]

>>19972305
>Do people think I’m gay too??
yes

[Anonymous No.19972472]

>>19966277
Ive seen some shit.

[Anonymous No.19972484]

[Anonymous No.19972491]

>>19969708
Its called poaching you ignorant nigger.
Well... trying to poach.

[Anonymous No.19972494]

>>19972484
what is that supposed to be

[Anonymous No.19972526]

>>19971515
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.19972527]

>>19971228
what causes such subhuman behaviour to manifest in modern societies again

[Anonymous No.19972579]

>>19967387
>that
>gross
You aren't a real human being if you think hot cheese and tomato sauce is gross. No, anon, the addition of pizza toppings doesn't make you even remotely correct.

[Anonymous No.19972615]

>>19971515
>my poop machine does whatever she wants in my home get fucked
damn alright anon you sure showed us

[Anonymous No.19972629]

>>19972494
chicken pate

[Anonymous No.19972701]

>>19971787
>playstation controller
>baby yeed
>frog
>???
>kraft mac & cheese
>onion
>strawberry
what was this trying to convey?

[Anonymous No.19972706]

>>19971787
That blank stare, lmao.

>>19972701
Ginger, innit.

[Anonymous No.19972718]

>>19971033
>it has some anti-microbial properties

[Anonymous No.19972719]

>>19971515
>I let an animal walk all over me

[Anonymous No.19972752]

>>19971993
Certainly sir, can I offer you some of our post-minimalist suprematism?

[Anonymous No.19972768]

>>19971515
>toxoplasmosis took over his brain
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.19972774]

>>19972491
I don't see no woods, hunting rifle or game in a video. No one is poaching there.

[Anonymous No.19972793]

[Anonymous No.19972794]

>>19965818
Kek

[Anonymous No.19972807]

>>19967171
Kek

[Anonymous No.19972811]

>>19967386
That needs another sauce to go with the lingdo berry. Something like garlic yoghurt or aioli.

[Anonymous No.19972831]

>>19972305
yes but they'd think that even if you wore less gay shirts

[Anonymous No.19972835]

>>19972793
Where does her organs fit!?

[Anonymous No.19972891]

>>19972752
>TUUUUUUUUBES

[Anonymous No.19972937]

>>19969070
Seeing a girl actually doing something instead of just staring at the camera, miming a song or playing with her hair or whatever gives her plus 5 points. That's why people like the nakadashi chopping waifu. Really hot girls never do anything interesting, have any interests or hobbies because they dont have to. Things just happen in their lives.

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>>19972793
BPD brapslut

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>>19971033
Why didn't the Brits liberate Indians from this belief?

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>>19966645
Yeah but this way they are problem of coworkers not state that has to pay their benefits.

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>>19970067
No, man. The limits are not being exceeded just because people eat bags of chips or hamburgers.
I specified "within certain limits" just so some retard couldn't come back with "why don't you eat eight pounds of salt then?"
We're all eating more salt than we need and that's fine because our bodies just make us piss it out. If you don't have a heart condition and you don't do something insane like eating slabs of pink Himalayan like they're candybars you are fine.
There's plenty of shit worse than salt in your food.

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>>19966645
there’s no way they didn’t install something like that if he didn’t own the place.

[Anonymous No.19972986]

>>19966645
Your bitterness might be the most tasteful thing on this board atm.

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>>19965653
I’ve eaten this but slightly different and it was really good.

[Anonymous No.19973019]

>>19966277
That’s the weirdest burrito I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.19973033]

>>19969709
I find the owners of aggressive dogs to be the absolute worst. These dogs kill cats and whatever they can get their hands on.

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>>19973054
noooo

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>>19965668
Why can you always tell if a man is gay by the way he looks
What is this phenomenon called?

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>>19969721
This makes me physically nervous

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>>19972226
Good if you have some nice toast.
The problem is a lot of American breakfasts forego toast for waffles or pancakes, and those eggs just aren't good on their own.

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>>19972752
Those are just sweet potato noodles, right?
The problem is that the cheese sauce looks awful. Like they just half-way melted a block of cheese.

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>>19972963
Nope, eating more than the recommended amount of salt increases risk of heart disease.

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>>19972793
Somebody get 007 on her asap.

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>>19973318
Eggs are fine on their own. Can't go without them every morning.

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>>19965662
Fuck me, that looks good
Does not excuse keto retardation of course

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>>19972963
>We're all eating more salt than we need and that's fine because our bodies just make us piss it out.
You piss it out hours later after you're done digesting the food. So you're still having to go hours with your body dealing with too much salt.

[Anonymous No.19973520]

>>19965781
>nooooo you cant eat heckin cheese in a way i dont like

[Anonymous No.19973528]

>>19966218
>look at this fat person on a diet working to lose weight.

Brilliant observation.

[Anonymous No.19973538]

>>19969973
>She has a chair she is supposed to sit in and gets shoooed off if she gets down from it and starts begging.
Smart, mine watches while I cook as well and we sometimes have a screaming match over the begging. I'll try giving her a designated kitty pedestal.
Mine stays on the floor as well, love her but she is fucking stinky and disgusting.

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>>19973487
Fried eggs or hard scrambled are good.
The soft custard scrambled, aren't.

[Anonymous No.19973617]

>>19973551
>t. Tastelet

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>>19973551
I prefer my scrambled a bit fluffy - if I'm in a rush then I do hard scrambled.

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>>19969944
2010 actually
still a very new breed

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>>19973320
I think I found the recipe, it's fucking soy sauce flavoured gelatine and carrageenan gum.

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>>19973320
I think I found the recipe, it's fucking soy sauce flavoured gelatine and carrageenan gum.
https://sempio.es/en/receta/our-macaroni-carbonara/

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>>19969948
>the mix looks beige from faraway, but insanely colorful and beautiful once close, instead of the sterile pure separate colors
nice I agree

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>>19971787
That's it, I can't take this shit anymore.
Please, somebody, nuke Beijing.

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>>19965662
>keto recipe
>chef’s gut poking into frame
Checks out

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>>19965688
>more cheese than vegetables combined
>way the fuck more bacon than vegetables combined
Hahahah

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>>19973988
that will be $250 sir, plus tip

[Anonymous No.19974259]

>>19970132
Had a coworker who went on keto. He wasn’t fat, just very obnoxious in a lot of ways
>lunch meeting, office orders pizza
>people with diet restrictions can order a special meal ahead of time (he could have gotten a salad)
>guy grabs six slices of meat lovers and a bowl
>scrapes off the toppings into the bowl, discards bread
>adds packs of parmesan
>tucks into pizza topping sludge with a spoon, everyone else trying to eat normally but in awe at the display
This guy would bring in all kinds of weird shit like in this thread. He loved telling everyone about how cool his keto substitutes were. He had a terrible acne problem, funny enough. I’ve met plenty of vegans who are chill about it but not one keto beast who knew how to shut the fuck up about it.

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>>19973988
>carbonara
>the entire sauce is cream
Lol.

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>>19969719
just one designated sleeping place? boooo!

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>>19973988
What the fuck is that, condom ice cream?

[Anonymous No.19975099]

>>19968064
you dumb fucking nigger, that's antisemitism, not racism, get your shit together

[Anonymous No.19975100]

>>19974839
Don’t even care looks tasty

[Anonymous No.19975119]

>>19973065
Well for starters he makes big feminine gestures and rolls his eyes around like a TikTok slut

[Anonymous No.19975120]

>>19972793

Chicks fuckin hot and she fuckin knows it

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>>19969352
Not him but you just eat like a normal human being, I don't think I have ever read the calorie contents of a food item . Don't drink horseshit soda, don't eat sweets and other stupid sugary foods frequently or in abundance, and eat when you're hungry, not out of habit or a prescribed time and pattern. When you're not and have never been overweight, you don't even think about it, your rythmn and routine is just normal. It doesn't matter anymore anyway as everything is posited with chemicals, plastic and whatever other shit so there is no healthy anymore, we're all tainted.

[Anonymous No.19975328]

>>19974839
that's some of the best street shitter sloppa I've seen

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>>19965673
>keto
>base ingredient is cauliflower

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>>19975126
kek poor guy

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>>19975120
yeah shes bagged a few

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>>19965648
There was a morbifly obese vlogger named Life By Jen who used to eat nothing but these because they were "keto". She died some time after.

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>>19975100
>>19975328
According to the caption it was the leftovers of a wedding

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>>19965641
the acidity of the pickle cooks the patty

[Anonymous No.19975714]

>>19975602
Probably still tastes good, but why not just serve the whole fish instead of sloppafying it and remove the bones as you eat?

[Anonymous No.19975715]

>>19965662
Honestly.. looks good

[Anonymous No.19975723]

>>19973988
Carageenan seems a bit overkill for something you can literally just make with mung bean starch with a bit of gelatine for a fraction of the price.

[Anonymous No.19975728]

>>19971316
You can't explain that to a ketophobic retard the diet is literally not for people who are already /fit/ kek

Imagine if fatties did GOMAD to lose weight, that's the equivalent of retardation anti-keto schizos are at

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>>19973065
fagtologist

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>>19975759
this makes me laugh uncontrollably
>>19975602
good slut

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>>19975759
Something about that butter not melting peacefully is distressing.

>>19975874
The way he spreads that cinnamon is very satisfying.

[Anonymous No.19975928]

>>19974839
what the fuck, man

[Anonymous No.19975951]

>>19975928
im a bone in guy aswell myself

[Anonymous No.19975986]

>>19973003
>I've eaten this but it wasn't this
huh?

[Anonymous No.19976005]

>>19975874
I like my cinnabuns with minimal icing

[Anonymous No.19976017]

>>19975764
a strange way to market your carpentry business

[Anonymous No.19976047]

>>19974179
Vegetables are carbs and carbs are bad for you

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>>19969920
>there are subhumans that think this is cute
grim

[Anonymous No.19976110]

>>19969920
that cat is delirious from parasites

[Anonymous No.19976753]

>>19969994
Is it true that he's a groomer?

[Anonymous No.19977090]

>>19976753
no hes very stinky like bologna

[Anonymous No.19977375]

>>19969070
Supermodels aren't "approachable", the quaint girl in your village that isn't drowning in IRL male attention and tinder matches actually gives you hope of having a gf.

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>>19977375
>the quaint girl in your village ... isn't drowning in ... tinder matches
Who's gonna break it to him?

[Anonymous No.19977571]

>>19969975
so graceless

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>>19975759
Why would you film this?

[Anonymous No.19977726]

>>19975764
I don’t know what it is, but something tells me that this man is insane.

[Anonymous No.19977804]

>>19977375
>the quaint girl in your village
is fucking
the baker
the butcher
the priest
the designated village drunk
the designated town rapist
the post master
the beggar with polio legs
everyone
except for (You)