/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19964545]

>cool silver foil packaging
>lots of glib snarky text printed all over
>doesn't actually tell you what flavor is inside
Fuck you, Pop Tarts

[Anonymous No.19964555]

>>19964545
it's strawberry overload

[Anonymous No.19964557]

>>19964545
You can use the packaging to scare away birds, and the contents to attract them. with enough time, a shield of birds will form around you, giving you a tactical edge in combat situations

[Anonymous No.19964582]

These shits are off the chain. Shame about the reduce amount of filling, tho...

[Anonymous No.19964597]

>>19964582
I'm more pissed about the reduced amount of frosting. Back in my day the frosting used to go almost all the way to the edges.

[Anonymous No.19964602]

>>19964545
You have to make a few concessions when you go dumpster diving, such as not necessarily getting all the packaging/information about what a product is, and also digging through literal garbage.

[Anonymous No.19964618]

Frosted Strawberry is the time tested GOAT of all Pop Tarts

[Anonymous No.19964624]

>>19964597
They practically do in the picture. I'd hop on a class action lawsuit for false advertisement, but it's been years since I ate poptarts. Smores and wild berry were the only good ones anyway. Strawberry for honorable mention.

[Anonymous No.19964654]

how do you cook these without a toaster

[Anonymous No.19964668]

>>19964654
Pan fry

[Anonymous No.19964682]

>>19964654
I freeze them

[Anonymous No.19964708]

>>19964654
use one of those microwave crisper shitties or the box from bagel bites

[Anonymous No.19964710]

>>19964654
Microwave for like 20 sec

[Anonymous No.19964711]

>>19964654
Cook?

[Anonymous No.19964714]

>>19964624
Apple cinnamon was actually GOOD and aside from unfrosted strawberry the only one I’d eat. Whenever they discontinued the apple ones is when I stopped buying them. I have a hard time believing it was an unpopular flavor. My guess is some pencil neck crunched the numbers and figured they cost too much to produce. Every now and then I’ll roll out some pie or pastry dough and make some.

[Anonymous No.19964717]

>>19964654
A toaster oven, an oven, or an air fryer.

[Anonymous No.19964726]

>>19964654
Bbq

[Anonymous No.19964735]

>have access to GOAT Pop Tart
>get free Batman comic
They truly were better times

[Anonymous No.19964737]

>>19964545
>we lock good in silver

[Anonymous No.19964783]

>>19964735
80's pop tart boxes were honest and wholesome. Now they have savage thirdie cannibal flavors with skulls and demons.

[Anonymous No.19964816]

>>19964545
How is that glib or snarky? It literally just says Pop Tarts®

[Anonymous No.19964827]

>>19964783
based pagan spics

[Anonymous No.19964840]

>>19964654
Start a fire.

[Anonymous No.19964858]

>>19964816
the smaller text in the speech bubbles. Needs to actually say the flavor not a bunch of dumb irrelevant gay banter

[Anonymous No.19964949]

>>19964858
For whom? I don't believe companies should start catering to fucking trash digging nigs like you. When you purchase it the flavor is very clearly labelled in like 20 places on the box. Because of people like you I make sure to destroy anything I throw out.

[Anonymous No.19964963]

>>19964783
>mommy help there's a spooky scary skull on my cookie box!!

[Anonymous No.19964966]

>>19964949
>For whom?
You realize (or is it 'realise') they are all individually wrapped servings, right? And they are not labeled? Do you have pop tarts in your shithole country?

>>19964963
This is better shitposting.

[Anonymous No.19965020]

>>19964963
>t. mexican

[Anonymous No.19965032]

>>19965020
ey ese can i get that box extra spooky

[Anonymous No.19965038]

>>19964618
Is that the standard red one? They're alright, nothing special.

[Anonymous No.19965046]

>>19965038
Its the red with white frosting

[Anonymous No.19965085]

>>19964783
White men truly fear everything huh?

[Anonymous No.19965089]

>>19965085
rent free

[Anonymous No.19965100]

>>19964966
Yes, and you keep them in the box they come in. What the fuck are you going on about, retard? Holy shit what a failed attempt at a comeback. Keep digging in trash, faggot.

[Anonymous No.19965120]

>>19965100
>Why are you trying to improve shit and innovate and make shit better??
>Just be a peasant shitworlder and accept what your betters give you
dunno about your shithole country, but in the free United States, we get 16-packs. I'm not leaving boxes with one or two sleeves. Shits getting consolidated. All I ask is that they label the motherfuckers. There is literally no reason they can't do this. They already package them for individual sale in some cases.

[Anonymous No.19965143]

Will america ever be free from goyslop processed food? Maybe in the 22nd century?

[Anonymous No.19965150]

Will seething worldies ever be free period? Or will they just go on to American-created websites and cope to save face as their own governments fuck them and they continue to consume American products and culture?

[Anonymous No.19965231]

>>19964710
It's 3 seconds you dumb nigger. Unless you want it burned like the color of your shit stained skin

[Anonymous No.19965303]

>>19964654
Off the prison radiator.

[Anonymous No.19966274]

>>19965303
20 fucking years

[Anonymous No.19966891]

>>19964545
That's on purpose. Then you have to open to check and at that point, you've gotta eat it.

[Anonymous No.19967810]

>>19966891
But the least popular flavors are the ones left over. So i'm now rolling the dice if i'm gonna get a delicious Eggo Waffle pop tart or a fucking Rasberry

[Anonymous No.19968066]

>>19967810
But either way, you need to buy more poptarts. If it was labeled, you'd glance at it, think 'ooh poptarts' but then see the label and move on. And then repeat the process forever. With no label, you have to engage with the product to check.

[Anonymous No.19968091]

>>19964654
Propane torch under a frying pan

[Anonymous No.19968227]

>>19968066
Fair enough. I mean, it's a fun mystery I guess. But there are times when I just want an Eggo Waffle pop tart without grappling with the disappointment of getting unfrosted blueberry.

[Anonymous No.19968551]

>>19964545
They all taste the same anyway
Like cardboard

[Anonymous No.19968559]

>>19964783
yt ppl be like this packaging too spicy

[Anonymous No.19968591]

>>19968559
>soccer
foreign opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.19969551]

>>19964555
back in my day the frosting actually covered the whole fucking poptart.

[Anonymous No.19969603]

>>19965089
lol

[Anonymous No.19969622]

>>19964714
I don’t know how well it compares but there’s an “Apple Jacks” apple cinnamon poptart available now.

[Anonymous No.19970003]

>>19964555
Dude, this is how much frosting they're giving kids today? Dear God. And I used to think I was getting ripped off 20 years ago because it didn't go all the way to the edge.

[Anonymous No.19970022]

>>19970003
I don't think they're cheaping out/ripping you off, that's less than 2-3 cents worth of frosting even in 2023. it's probably to make the nutrition label look better so absentee parents don't feel so bad about buying this for their spawn.

[Anonymous No.19970024]

>>19965120
Why is it legal they can depict poptarts with like 1/2-inch of filling going all the way to the edge, while biting into ANY poptart would easily disprove this. Have poptarts consumers just accepted this and they're content with false advertising?

[Anonymous No.19970245]

>>19964966
>Do you have pop tarts in your shithole country
>implying that sugar-filled toaster pastries are the hallmark of Western civilisation
no wonder your country will be a wasteland of beetus scooters and dead fat people rotting like whales on a beach inside 100 years

[Anonymous No.19970438]

>>19970024
America's laws are written by corporations. Obviously we don't have any false advertising laws.

[Anonymous No.19970579]

>>19970438
>doesn't actually know how anything works in America