Wine

[Anonymous No.19964143]

For me, it's petit verdot (pronounced "PEH-tit vehr-DUT").

[Anonymous No.19964149]

>>19964143
>pronounced "PEH-tit vehr-DUT
nuh-uh

[Anonymous No.19964156]

>>19964143
for me its lambrusco

[Anonymous No.19964157]

what the fuck are pee tit veer dots??

[Anonymous No.19964159]

i like savagenon blank

[Anonymous No.19964164]

The only grapes I need are:
-Pinot noir
-Riesling
-Chenin blanc
-Garnacha
-Tempranillo
-Merlot
-Rkatsiteli
-Xinomavro
-Palomino
I would delete the rest without hesitation if in exchange everyone who ate fast food in the last 12 months would just keel over and die right now

[Anonymous No.19964170]

>>19964159
Based and accessible.

[Anonymous No.19964173]

ur're mom's a petit verdot

[Anonymous No.19964178]

>>19964164
Cabernet Franc is super important for blending. You'd miss it.

[Anonymous No.19964186]

>>19964178
You read my mind, the second I hit post I was like "fuck what about cab franc" but I didn't want to look indecisive so... fuck it. I'll live with my mistake. Death to all fast food subhumans.

[Anonymous No.19964193]

>>19964143
speak in English faggot

[Anonymous No.19964196]

>>19964186
>>19964178
Actually since we're reneging already let me also save nebbiolo, lagrein, and peeno grease

[Anonymous No.19964201]

>>19964196
based (if belated) gree appreciator

[Anonymous No.19964234]

>>19964193
>speak in English faggot

[Anonymous No.19964243]

does enjoying white wines more than red make me a pussy

[Anonymous No.19964378]

>>19964243
Yes. But look at the bright side, there is a clear path forward. Not everyone is so lucky.

[Anonymous No.19964857]

>>19964157
In scrum, pee tit veer dots is a fun prioritization game conducted to facilitate group decision making, prioritization, or consensus building, particularly during the sprint retrospective. In lean, it can also be a valuable alternative to prune the tree, which can become unwieldy when running a meeting with larger groups of stakeholders

[Anonymous No.19964913]

>>19964143
any recommendations for sparkling wine. my 21st birthday is next month. Im a poorfag so nothing over $50

[Anonymous No.19965146]

>>19964143
For me it’s Chateau Verda Flore Pinot Noir

[Anonymous No.19965149]

>>19964913
Don’t know how easy it is to get Cava in the US. Lots of decent cavas at a good price.

[Anonymous No.19965211]

>>19964913
sex by lawrence m. swear to god that it’s a sparkling wine and also highly recommended. from the fertile soils of northern michigan

[Anonymous No.19965464]

>>19965211
let me guess it's like $40 a bottle? midwestern wine is always weirdly expensive

[Anonymous No.19965561]

>>19964143
nice under-ripe berries ya got there m8

[Anonymous No.19965567]

>>19964201
>>19964196
just drink good chardonnay, cuks

[Anonymous No.19965576]

>>19964164
Ummm, oof my guy. Big yikes from me. It's not my job to educate you but just this once. You forgot Sangiovese and Primitivo.

Do Better. Be Better

[Anonymous No.19965598]

>>19965576
>Primitivo
Zinfandel is too much like juice for me. Not into it.

[Anonymous No.19965649]

>>19964143
I've had basically every wine varietal and I think that out of all of them Malbecs are the most severely overlooked. Maybe it's because the low-end ones are fucking ass but holy shit the mid to high price ones are almost like the ideal form of wine and can easily contend with the best pinots, cabs, etc. How the actual fuck the more expensive ones aren't popular in the wine-tasting world is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.19965677]

>>19965649
Because Bordeaux replaced most of their Malbech after the frost of 1956 (iirc). Had they kept Malbech, it would be considered one of the great varieties.
The ideal bordeaux blend should be Malbech-cabernet franc-carmenere but the world is not ready for the conversation of how overrated cab. sauvignon and merlot are.

[Anonymous No.19966443]

>>19965567
>Sangiovese and Primitivo.
we get it, you grew up in the bad part of town

[Anonymous No.19966445]

>>19965649
can you recommend a "good malbec" because I'm intrigued by your contrarian take

I've had some alright cahors but I assume that isn't what you mean

[Anonymous No.19966570]

For me it's le cheapest available boxed wine.

[Anonymous No.19966582]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8cECtBdS8Q

[Anonymous No.19966611]

>>19966582
>otago
aussie wine, not even once.

>but but
yes that's what I said. aussie wine. not even once.

[Anonymous No.19967264]

Australia still needs to find "its" variety like new zealand did with sauvignon. This is the same problem s. africa has, Pinotage is not suited to the country.

[Anonymous No.19967282]

>>19966582
Good video. Makes me want to drink that bottle I've been saving.

[Anonymous No.19967427]

>>19966611
I'm not sure how to interpret this. Do you think Otago is in Australia? Or are you just stating, apropos of nothing, that you dislike all Australian wines (perhaps because Australia beat your country at cricket)?

[Anonymous No.19967515]

>>19967264
The only wines I've ever even so much as liked from Australia were Merlots so you guys should probably try pursuing that and similar grapes.

[Anonymous No.19967571]

>>19967427
>implying anyone other than a couple of elderly taxi drivers could possibly have an opinion on "cricket" without doing a whole lot of googling
australians truly are living in an alternate reality

[Anonymous No.19967584]

>>19967264
I got memed into paying $35 for a south african chenin blanc once and as promised it wasn't the worst wine I've tasted in my life (which is usually the case for what I guess they call "commonwealth" grapes). this was probably the only time in my life I've given in to the "but you just haven't the GOOD (shitty wine country) wine" and actually been proven wrong

still, south african wine much like australian wine is one of those things you reach for when you're in a shitty place with a shitty liquor store and all the wine is going to suck so you might as well cut your losses and get something you can mix with fruit juice and ice

[Anonymous No.19967594]

>>19967584
Or maybe one likes wine and likes to try unusual things for the sake of learning more.

[Anonymous No.19967609]

>>19967594
I very much like trying new things. do you want to talk about unusual and new things? the other day I tried this, it's a bled of literally hundreds of different varietals mashed together and fermented in a qvevri. not sure if I'd call it "good" but it was certainly interesting even by the standards of georgian wine which are already operating from a pretty good baseline

it is the fact that I like to learn and try things that I don't bother with soulless supertanker swill that tastes the same as every other supertanker swill. there's a limited amount of time on earth and a limited amount of alcohol I can drink without dying of liver cancer next january. so I'm going to be somewhat selective about what I pour down my throat, sorry not sorry, but I've learned that lesson through enough trial and error

[Anonymous No.19967614]

>>19967571
>australians truly are living in an alternate reality
and yet there are people on this thread implying that margaret river has never produced a good wine

[Anonymous No.19968074]

>>19967515
nah, almost no one buys it

[Anonymous No.19968206]

>>19967571
I've tried multiple times to figure out the rules of that sport but I swear it's just one eye-rolling thing after another.

[Anonymous No.19968331]

>>19968206
I don't even have the energy to think about relevant sports, who has the bandwidth for cricket? I met one guy my age once who claimed with a straight face that he followed it and I'm still convinced he was joking

[Anonymous No.19968828]

a totalwine just opened up near me, what should I buy?

[Anonymous No.19969305]

>>19968828
What do you like? Will you be drinking it with a certain type of food?

[Anonymous No.19969358]

>>19967427
Yes and yes, but not because of sports. The guy is a seppo, and I know this because every wine thread he feels compelled to let everyone know how triggered he is and occasionally melts down so hard the jannie cleans up all his posts.

[Anonymous No.19969406]

I fucking love sauternes
Just bought some aszu which I'll try next

[Anonymous No.19969642]

>>19966582
yeah don't post this fucking plagiarist here

[Anonymous No.19969795]

>>19964164
>no touriga nacional
Over my dead body

[Anonymous No.19969809]

>all the local wine shops stopped carrying poulsard/trousseau at the same time

fucking now what

[Anonymous No.19969832]

>>19964913
Cremant de Loire, it's as close as you're going to get to champagne without actually buying champagne. Failing that, as another anon suggested above a decent Cava should see you right.

[Anonymous No.19969974]

>>19964164
You realize this deal would decimate America and Japan but leave most of Europe, middle east, and Africa untouched? Quick way to destroy the world

[Anonymous No.19970090]

>>19969358
What's a "seppo"? sorry I don't speak australian

>>19969795
Portuguese wine is so 2018

>>19969974
How would it decimate japan? Oh the fast food thing. Not my problem

[Anonymous No.19970096]

Also wine discussion getting jannied is a tradition of /ck/, where only fast food threads and IPA are considered on topic

[Anonymous No.19970181]

I don't drink Moet

[Anonymous No.19970557]

>>19970090
>What's a "seppo"?
An American

[Anonymous No.19970561]

for me its franzia chillable red

[Anonymous No.19970673]

For me, it's the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 and now through Stormblood up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime's low-poly grapes.

[Anonymous No.19971183]

>>19966445
Any $20+ cahors malbec

[Anonymous No.19971527]

>>19970673
>low-poly grapes
Unmistakable terroir, but lacks complexity.

[Anonymous No.19972060]

I like ice in my port

[Anonymous No.19972274]

red wine is fucking gross and you're all gross for drinking it

[Anonymous No.19972318]

>>19972274
Is rosé acceptable?