I baked you a pie

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Anonymous Thu Nov 30 01:38:29 2023 No.19955100 [Reply] [Original]

I baked you a pie

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 01:42:34 2023 No.19955111 File: 1.44 MB, 360x638, 1699802353918842.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh boy, what flavor?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 01:48:58 2023 No.19955126 File: 1.38 MB, 1816x2618, 20231129_192719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PIE PIE PIE

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 06:52:47 2023 No.19955951 >>19955126 >>19955100 Honestly that's the best looking apple pie I have ever seen. But I hate apple pie so I'll pass. I'm sure it was tasty though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 07:01:06 2023 No.19955979 >>19955100 did you remember to peel the apple first this time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 07:05:40 2023 No.19955991 >>19955126 That crust looks really good Im sure id go for seconds

Anonymous Thu Nov 30 07:09:38 2023 No.19956002
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>>19955979
Ive never made this before
What do you mean this time?
>>19955991
Crust was very good
>>19955951
I cut into it too early and it all fell apart but the taste was nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 07:25:53 2023 No.19956029 >>19956002 Gonna need your recipe chief

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 07:47:18 2023 No.19956068 File: 47 KB, 743x413, images - 2023-11-30T164744.364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One thing, I don't like pie. It doesn't even matter what kind of pie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 08:11:53 2023 No.19956103 >>19956002 we know its you anon no sense in hiding

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 08:21:34 2023 No.19956116 I shall thank you by making passionate love to your rectum.

Anonymous Thu Nov 30 08:49:47 2023 No.19956172

>>19956029
I'll get it to you tomorrow
I made it with my mom so i was only half paying attention to the recipe
From what I can remember
Dough
>about 2 cups flour
>1tesp salt
>1tbsp sugar
>1.5 sticks of cold butter, cut into little cubes and rubbed together with the flour
>1 tesp baking soda/powder (half half)
>some lemon and orange zest, as well as a little lemon juice extract(you mixed this with the soda powder to activate it
>1 tbsp of sour cream
>a dash of mineral water, but this isnt really needed, only if the dough isnt exactly holding together
You mix all this with your hands until it sticks together, but you dont want to "kneed" it or else the budder will melt and you dont want that.
Then leave it in the fridge for about 40m
>cut up the apples in the mean time, lil cubes (idk exactly what kind we used, i think honeycrisp and something else)
>about 5 tbsp of sugar, (2 gran, 3 brown)
>lil lemon juice extract, just to keep them from browning
>cook this like you would a jam on the stove for like 10m, just until there's a good amount of gooey stuff on the bottom
>once it's off the stove add about 1 tbsp of cinnamon and mix it in
Then you assemble the pie, sprinkle some more brown sugar on top and we used cut up wallnuts too
Bakes for about 35m at 400, but I think we lowered the temp to about 350 after like 20m when it was rotated
All this is rough, we dont usually follow an EXACT recipe. My mom does things by sight and feel, so I kinda do too
Sorry if this isnt helpful
>>19956103
I genuinely dont know what you're on about
>>19956116
Faggot
>>19956068
I'll keep that in mind as the thread goes and remind myself not to go and bake another pie

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 10:07:23 2023 No.19956295 File: 228 KB, 1024x1024, ayyy-1696792450359831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19955111 what the heck is that thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:22:02 2023 No.19956397 >>19955100 Very good lattice work. I'm impressed by that crust. Mine always burns a little.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:25:19 2023 No.19956400 >>19955111 Salty milk and coins

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:50:56 2023 No.19956424 >>19956295 braphog souffle

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 13:30:32 2023 No.19956586 >>19956172 but pie is a valuable thing watch the slices go when you bake it in Spring

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 14:10:04 2023 No.19956661 >>19956172 >i looked out belo' >just set the pie on the window

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 14:20:02 2023 No.19956690 >>19956002 congratulations you cooked something good unfortunately that means you are no longer allowed onto this board since it's exclusive for people who don't know shit about cooking

Anonymous Thu Nov 30 15:10:34 2023 No.19956808
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>>19956690
>exclusive for people who don't know shit about cooking
not true you can be a master chef and still post here as long as you're in a state of not giving a fuck about food any more and eating dry ramen

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 17:50:07 2023 No.19957221 >>19956690 Don't worry, I'm about to go make an english muffin with a beagle instead of an english muffin

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 17:56:53 2023 No.19957244 >>19956002 Nice looking whipped cream, is that straight cream and sugar or is there another ingredient? >>19956808 Oh god, this image made me curious if anyone has made ramen brick fairy bread (it didn’t pop up in the top search results for me).

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 18:00:42 2023 No.19957259 >>19957244 A spoonful of sour cream, then whipped with a hand mixer for a couple minutes I didnt add any sugar to it since it's already sweet and we dont like things being overly sweet

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 18:03:03 2023 No.19957270 File: 572 KB, 1000x563, RAPED Apple Pie.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19956808 Monsieur...Why didn't you sprinkle the flavor packet on the ramen halves first? SACRÉ BLEU!! >>19955100 That Apple Walnut pie is RAPE-ABLE!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 18:07:51 2023 No.19957281 >>19957270 Based foodrapist back again Haven't seen you in a little while How've you been?

Anonymous Thu Nov 30 18:15:59 2023 No.19957308
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>>19957281
Had to take a break...
The "Raping" as you know is all in good fun, and only for good looking foods, But these boards have been so pozzed lately with shitty bitter retards,(I suspect most of them are just flamebots,), I just did other things...
Ok, other than that, I guess.
'Tis the season for cookies cakes and holiday meals...
Hope you and yours are doing well, eating well, and avoiding traffic! kek!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 18:57:50 2023 No.19957444 >>19957308 Can you post the og gif of the humping anime girl

Anonymous Thu Nov 30 18:58:01 2023 No.19957445
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>>19956690
>>19957221
Take a look at this fucker
Am I allowed back on the board now?

>>19957308
I understand man
These boards can get megaretarded at times
Still, glad to see you're doing well and have a good holiday season, bro
Keep on food rapein'

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 19:02:15 2023 No.19957452 File: 1.53 MB, 1200x1600, NewZealand Delight.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19957444 I could, but then I'd have 20 copycats... WHY do you want it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 20:49:26 2023 No.19957739 >>19957270 >flavor packet on the ramen halves first? this guy knows how to live

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 23:04:42 2023 No.19958169 >>19955100 do amerifats really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 23:15:00 2023 No.19958199 >>19958169 eat Dutch apple pie? yea

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 23:38:08 2023 No.19958268 >>19958169 Yes, all the time. You should try it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 11:31:58 2023 No.19959830 >>19955100 thanks anon :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 13:56:24 2023 No.19960063 >>19955111 (checked) >>19956295 >>19956424 >>19956400 (checked) >OVER 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:56:48 2023 No.19960930 >>19955111 trips, and what is that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:21:25 2023 No.19962495 >>19958199

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:26:37 2023 No.19962512 >>19956068 Didn't that queer hang himself when Paul Walker died? Or am I confusing the lead singer of Linkin Park with Paul Walker

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:37:45 2023 No.19962536 >>19956172 How am I the faggot Iif you're the one with the dick in your ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:40:25 2023 No.19962538 >>19955100 >>19955111 >>19955126 my brain's so fried I thought I was in /wsg/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 06:13:42 2023 No.19962602 sweet pies are cake's underachiever hikineet older brother

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 06:24:19 2023 No.19962623 File: 39 KB, 803x556, 546501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] meat pies are better

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 06:55:22 2023 No.19962682 >>19955126 >>19956002 apple pie honestly needs to be 80% crust 20% apple

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 07:10:01 2023 No.19962713 >>19955111 imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 07:20:26 2023 No.19962734 >>19962682 You're gay. No one cares not even your parents.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 08:08:36 2023 No.19962805 >>19962623 Based deep dish enjoyer

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 08:21:16 2023 No.19962822 >>19956002 looks more like a cobbler

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 08:22:53 2023 No.19962824 >>19957445 you actually thought that looked good enough to post? kek

Anonymous Sat Dec 2 09:05:25 2023 No.19962900
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>>19962824
Nigga the joke is that it looks retarded
One anon said
>you cant post here anymore because this board is for people who are bad a cooking
So I posted this to prove that I'm retarded and can't cook
I can't believe the joke flew over your head that hard
Wow

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 10:53:34 2023 No.19963030 >>19962713 Waiting for this reply

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 11:39:05 2023 No.19963075 >>19955100 i really wish i had a gf who would bake me treats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 12:21:17 2023 No.19963141 File: 121 KB, 1200x1200, 220982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get on my level

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 14:16:08 2023 No.19963341 >>19962900 jokes are supposed to be funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 14:30:22 2023 No.19963369 >>19955111 PIE FLAVOR

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 23:32:21 2023 No.19964870 >>19955100 This looks delicious. Thank you. In return, I will not rape your daughter, when I steal the pie off your windowsill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 00:15:02 2023 No.19964987 File: 230 KB, 1024x1024, IMG_5599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If /v/ and /tv/ can have their slop threads, why can’t we? https://www.bing.com/create Picrel, really wanna try honey mushroom pizza

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 00:16:06 2023 No.19964989 File: 235 KB, 1024x1024, IMG_5609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19964987 Fuck your pies op, I’m making imaginary PIZZA pie

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 00:18:57 2023 No.19964994 >>19963341 anon you're supposed not to be an insufferable faggot. cmon, one job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 00:19:05 2023 No.19964995 File: 176 KB, 1024x1024, IMG_5899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19964987 Pie flavored Pie

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 04:03:14 2023 No.19965624 >>19964989 Faggot pie

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 07:27:37 2023 No.19966119 File: 146 KB, 1024x1024, 1696792710167984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19955111 still wondering WTF that thing is halp pl0x

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 07:28:38 2023 No.19966123 >>19962623 Pequod's?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 07:30:25 2023 No.19966130 >>19955126 my niggy this pie BUSSIN

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 14:59:08 2023 No.19966882 File: 107 KB, 1024x1024, 1696237728466968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19955111 >>19966119 >halp pl0x

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 20:27:38 2023 No.19967813 >>19966882 He will be fried Inshallah

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 20:34:07 2023 No.19967835 >>19956295 ai generated garbage

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 21:52:48 2023 No.19968060 >>19955100 god i love pies

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 21:59:28 2023 No.19968077 File: 63 KB, 600x852, 93BiCZBdv3pusQqHw8CoJyN-grCy9KOPRCY3f0yZf0M.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19955111 Somebody ruined a perfectly good Buttress pillow... Sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 22:04:42 2023 No.19968081 File: 3.77 MB, 4032x3024, 20230520_133639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19968077 They're aktewalee very gud pillows. Very comfy.

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