I drank 24oz of coffee today and am shitting my brains out

[Anonymous No.19954099]

Today I brewed a pot of coffee with 8 scoops of Cafe Bustelo. I drank the entire thing over the course of several hours. I have been on the toilet three times so far. Is this normal? I'm also very antsy/restless, am sweating, and feel anxious.

[Anonymous No.19954111]

I'm sitting on the toilet right now kinda constipated. I managed to poop out a single big turd but I feel like there's still more coming.

[Anonymous No.19954120]

>>19954099
coffee stimulates your bowels but does not cause diarrhea that's a you problem

[Anonymous No.19954146]

>>19954099
Yeah, sounds like a mild caffeine overdose. Drink plenty of water and ot should pass with time. Don't do this again.
>8 scoops
How much is that in grams? Does the package say how many grams in 1 scoop?

>>19954111
If your constipated drink more water and move around. Don't stay seated on the toilet if nothing is coming out. Get up, chug some water, and go for a short walk.

[Anonymous No.19954167]

>>19954111
OP here. This isn't me. I was not constipated at all. It made me very loose.
>>19954146
Not sure how many grams. I used a tablespoon and heaping scoops

[Anonymous No.19954172]

>>19954099
>Is this normal?

yes. coffee is a laxative. i time my morning coffee so that i can take a shit a little after i come into work. nothing like taking a dookdook on the bossmans dime

[Anonymous No.19954196]

>>19954099
so the cafe made you bustellover your toilet anon?

[Anonymous No.19954224]

>>19954167
1 heaping tablespoon could be anywhere from 6 – 9 grams depending on grind size and how much the heap was. So you consumed somewhere around 50g – 70g coffee beans worth of caffeine. Arabica coffee beans are around 1.5% caffeine by weight. Let's say you extracted only 1%. You consumed around 500mg – 700mg. Most health agencies recommend 300mg – 400mg caffeine per day for the average healthy adult.