/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19947049]

I love indian food but I'm not indian

[Anonymous No.19947053]

>>19947049
same
Indians are the gods of sloppa

[Anonymous No.19947057]

cool, me too. i really want to fuck an indian girl. will settle for paki.

[Anonymous No.19947059]

>>19947049
>>19947053
Good morning, sirs!

For me, it was trying a chicken saag which blew my nuts off. I wish I could make it like that restaurant did, I still remember it fondly.

[Anonymous No.19947071]

>>19947049
Why does Indian food smell absolutely wretched when it's cold?

[Anonymous No.19947094]

>>19947049
hello sir

[Anonymous No.19947106]

>dips naan bread in butter chicken
>"Sir, we typically don't eat naan bread often. Have you tried roti, sir?"
>dips even more naan bread in it
>MMMMmmmmm
>"Sir, please, the naan bread is a stereotype pushed by American restaurants
>start chewing loudly and dip even more naan bread
>[Punjabi facepalming intensifies]

[Anonymous No.19947170]

>>19947049
I love indian but only if it was prepared in the west according to western hygiene standards, I would never eat (indian) food in India

[Anonymous No.19947174]

>>19947049
I only like the westernized versions of Asian food dishes and am not even ashamed to admit it.

[Anonymous No.19947197]

>>19947106
>orders individual dishes per person despite them obviously being served family-style
>cuts clearly bite-sized chunk of chicken even smaller before eating it with a knife and fork
>dips naan bread into the sauce and eats it one-handed like it's a side of toast
Yep it's Indian time.

[Anonymous No.19947231]

>lamb korma with 40 pieces of garlic naan on the side
not gonna eat them all its just in case i run out of naan before my korma, yknow? okay i might

[Anonymous No.19947252]

>>19947231
40 naan, chad? that's insane

[Anonymous No.19947254]

>>19947049
holy shit, it's almost like good food is simply tasty no matter what culture you're from?

[Anonymous No.19947291]

>>19947254
Big, if true.

[Anonymous No.19947446]

>>19947106
my mum made me eat roti almost every day. now it makes me gag and i haven't eaten it for more than a decade. love naan though

[Anonymous No.19947557]

>>19947446
I haven't tried but am very curious about it. Indian food is based and I'm going to binge on some cooking videos.

[Anonymous No.19947576]

>>19947106
americans know how to eat

[Anonymous No.19947581]

>specifically eat only westernized (fixed) Indian food and intentionally avoid "authentic" Indian food because they're disgusting street shitters and authentic means cow dung

[Anonymous No.19947590]

>>19947557
It's just strictly worse tortilla. Tougher, drier, stiffer, more earthy in a bad way. Don't bother.

[Anonymous No.19947597]

>>19947576
>"Sir, don't you want some rice with that?"
>"Nah, just bring more bread and butter. A couple of beers would be nice too."
>glares at you like you're Satan
>keep dipping naan in more butter chicken

[Anonymous No.19947606]

>get mad at you for scooping up a thick savory sauce with bite-sized chicken in it using the large Flatbread
>eats the rice with their fucking hands by pushing it into a ball with their thumbs
Poos are fucking stupid they should thank us for improving their food.

[Anonymous No.19947631]

>>19947174
Me too. When I was in grad school you'd have to plan your lunch to not coincide with the east Asians. Whatever the hell they packed smelled like a sewer full of dead fish. I enjoy seafood but it was like comparing a well-cooked steak to a dead cow that's been left in the sun for several days. It didn't smell like food.

[Anonymous No.19947651]

>>19947446
Wtf are you Indian?!

[Anonymous No.19947653]

>>19947557
i agree with >>19947590
stick with naan
if you want to try a different bread, try bhatura

[Anonymous No.19947663]

>>19947651
in a sense

[Anonymous No.19947678]

>>19947557
Roti is kind of like a tortilla and you can make roti wraps with them, which are basically burritos but indian. I used to go to this trinidadian restaurant that would make absolutely bomb goat curry rotis.

[Anonymous No.19947701]

>>19947106
Imagine moving to another country for a better life while still insisting your old ways are superior.

[Anonymous No.19947708]

>>19947701
>Chinks
>poos
>beaners
>sand niggas
Literally all migrants are like this.

[Anonymous No.19947712]

>>19947663
I’m so sorry to hear that

[Anonymous No.19947719]

>>19947106
The whole point of going to restaurants is eating things you can't cook at home. Anybody can cook roti on a tawa, but naan is cooked in a tandoor, which is too inconvenient for home cooking. Obviously you order naan at restaurants.

[Anonymous No.19947727]

I really like the chicken tikka and butter chicken I made
but idk what to make after this
every curry recipe has the same shit in it

[Anonymous No.19947792]

>>19947727
I’d just go to McDonald’s

[Anonymous No.19947813]

>>19947049
I got soul but I'm not a soldier

[Anonymous No.19947876]

>>19947727
try biryani. I have this "masterclass" indian cookbook that is probably my mvp of all my recipe books and it has a number of non curry/non biryani dishes too like banana leaf-steamed fish that's been rubbed with a spice paste. Been meaning to try that one out.

[Anonymous No.19947898]

>>19947876
is it this book?

[Anonymous No.19947926]

>>19947197
>orders individual dishes per person despite them obviously being served family-style
literally me at a Chinese restaurant

[Anonymous No.19947969]

>>19947926
>orders individual dishes per person despite them obviously being served family-style
I like inviting my friends over to my place so we can all do my new girlfriend family-style. There's only one proper way to break her in.

[Anonymous No.19947977]

>>19947969
you had to take it too far

[Anonymous No.19948039]

>>19947926

lololol they look at me like a psycho when i order a drink, a 2 family dishes of mapotofu and spicy water boil fish.

[Anonymous No.19948049]

>>19947719
>he doesn't have a tandoor in his home
lol cooklet

[Anonymous No.19948057]

>>19947719
but i hate these browns, they come here and wreck my culture, all because some fat lazy bastards can't figure out a recipe
i cook to show white superiority

[Anonymous No.19948194]

anyone try eating with their hands in restaurant just for lols?

[Anonymous No.19948202]

>>19947049
You have 7 days to pass on the curse or you will die

[Anonymous No.19948204]

>>19948194
>anyone try eating with their hands in restaurant just for lols?
I do it all the time at KFC, but I do it for the lulz, not the lols

[Anonymous No.19948245]

>>19947049
indian food is fucking delicious. tired of pretending its not

[Anonymous No.19948257]

>>19948245
>indian food is fucking delicious. tired of pretending its not
Anything can taste good when you sprinkle some MSG and Lawry's seasoned salt on it. Even native american food.

[Anonymous No.19948276]

>>19947049
Good morning sir. I love indian food and I am indian. ANd I live in USA and take your job.

[Anonymous No.19948340]

>>19948257
t. has never had indian food
retard

[Anonymous No.19948558]

I got peas on my head but don't call me a pea head.

[Anonymous No.19948576]

>>19948257
???

[Anonymous No.19948795]

>>19947557
>Indian food is based and I'm going to binge on some cooking videos.
Watch Chef Ranveer Brar's videos. They aren't in English, but the instructions are and just watching and paying attention you can learn a lot about how Indian food is prepared.

[Anonymous No.19948835]

I'm literally not allowed to eat indian food anymore. I don't even know why exactly.

[Anonymous No.19948920]

>>19948835
who is stopping you?

[Anonymous No.19948963]

>>19948920
prob pakis

[Anonymous No.19950306]

blumpf

[Anonymous No.19950726]

>>19947049
bUT tHe SpiCEs uSeD tO cOvEr uP rAnCId mEAt

[Anonymous No.19950820]

Indian food is horrible and I'm tired of pretending it's not

[Anonymous No.19950834]

>>19947049
BASED

[Anonymous No.19950966]

If my local indian restaraunt closed up shop I wouldn't last through the winter. Their spicy chicken tikka masala with garlic naan and lamb biryani keeps me going

[Anonymous No.19951152]

>>19950820
What's the point of mixing it in the bowl like that when he's already mixed it in the pot? Showboating?

[Anonymous No.19952195]

>>19947049
Stupid faggots all agree that you are guilty of Cultural Appropriation, or some other idiotic shit.

[Anonymous No.19952209]

>>19950820
I'd eat it

[Anonymous No.19952231]

>>19947049
Same Luv curry, Luv that red chicken simple as

[Anonymous No.19952236]

>>19947106
The buffets near me are always trying to shove garlic nan down my throat to keep me away from the meat

[Anonymous No.19952253]

>>19947106
It's just naan, not naan bread. Naan literally means bread. You don't say bread bread, do you?

[Anonymous No.19952262]

>>19947252
i order more lamb korma the next day

[Anonymous No.19952296]

indian food tastes like shit and is mogged by middle eastern food on all accounts

so tired of this meme

[Anonymous No.19952305]

I love Indian food, music and women. I too am not Indian.
Check this out:
https://youtu.be/BsqrmY91nUQ?si=yRKdGlB6RqT1G-1V

[Anonymous No.19952320]

>>19952253
don't be that guy anon

[Anonymous No.19952649]

>>19952305
That is the gayest shit I have ever seen.
And I've seen two dudes suckin each other before.

[Anonymous No.19952655]

>>19952253
shiitake mushroom means shii mushroom mushroom but I still say it

[Anonymous No.19952673]

Have all of you just had one dish? Try some (pindi) Chole and Bhature (paneer stuffed). Vada Pav is delicious, fucking spicy though. Masala Dosa is good too.

[Anonymous No.19953167]

>>19947049
Annam Brahmeti Vyajanaat

[Anonymous No.19953206]

good morning sir

[Anonymous No.19953211]

>>19947049
That diarrhea looks really good OP. It even has shit chunks in it!

[Anonymous No.19953233]

>>19950726
are you ok?

[Anonymous No.19953238]

>>19952673
Look at me, I know a load of obscure Indian dishes.

[Anonymous No.19953239]

>>19947106
Most Indian food in America and Canada is Punjabi and Northern style. What Americans call "naan" is most likely Kulcha, which is traditional to Punjabi cuisine

[Anonymous No.19953243]

>>19953238
None of those is obscure

[Anonymous No.19953248]

>>19947049
I hate japanese food and I'm japanese (I am skilled with chopsticks)

[Anonymous No.19953357]

>>19953243
>>19952673
It is obscure. You may try to backtrack now but everyone saw through you that you were trying to show off.

[Anonymous No.19953414]

>>19947059
You probably just need to add more butter.

[Anonymous No.19953436]

>>19947059
Not a poo, have no idea what your restaurant did, but here's one I've made in a small slow cooker:

I usually bake the chicken breasts ahead of time. You can tandoori them but I never bother.

>Part 1
- 250g Baby Spinach
- About 3/4 container of Cherry Tomatoes (about 3/4 pint I think)
- 1 Onion
- 1/4 tsp coriander
- 1/4 tsp cumin
- 1/4 tsp turmeric
- 1/2 tablespoon Freeze Dried Garlic
- 1 tablespoons ghee

Boil spinach briefly, drain and chop in food processor. Then process tomatoes and combine with spinach. Combine remaining ingredients into slow cooker on high for 2 hours.

>Part 2
- 1 tablespoon ghee
- 1/4 teaspoon garam masala
- 3 tablespoons heavy cream
- Pre-cooked Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast, cubed (up to 1 lb)

After 2 hours, add 1 additional tablespoon of ghee, 1/4 teaspoon of Garam Masala, 3 tablespoons of heavy cream, and the cooked chicken. Cook in slow cooker on high for an additional 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.19953454]

The closest Indian place to me makes the best malai kofta I've ever fucking tasted. If the rest of their menu was that good, they'd be dominating the local restaurant scene. They have a problem with spice levels, too: their mild feels like nothing at all (which is its own option for heat) but their medium is hotter than the hot of some places I used to eat at in California.

[Anonymous No.19953458]

>>19953211
>his shit is bright orange
troubling

[Anonymous No.19953600]

>>19952253
>Naan literally means bread.
No it doesn't.
>but in...
We're not fucking speaking in that, are we?

[Anonymous No.19953704]

>>19952296
kys

[Anonymous No.19954071]

>>19952253
we say it on purpose to disrespect your culture, same reason we call every dish curry

[Anonymous No.19954092]

>>19947049
i used to really love the jeetslop until i saw too many webms on this website. then my friend got food poisoning eating chana masala from a reputable local jeeatery, and i’ve sworn off the stuff since.

it’s a shame, i used to really love saag paneer and samosas, chutney and malai kofta. but now all i can think about is the cook wiping his ass or armpits with his hand and touching the food without washing it.

[Anonymous No.19954104]

>>19947170
you have no way of knowing if pooslop in the west was prepared according to western hygenic standards. the cooks are probably fresh off the boat ranjeets whose sweat and filth defiles everything they touch

you can make it yourself but it’s never the same

[Anonymous No.19954126]

>>19952253
>you don't say bread bread, do you?
No, I just say bread. I also don't ever say naan because I don't speak whatever goofy jibber jabber language you goobers do. Shut your streetshitting ass up and fuck off back to the call center now, Rajeesh.

[Anonymous No.19954253]

>>19947712
I've got holes but I'm not a woman

[Anonymous No.19954260]

>>19947106
i hate people who try to tell other people how to eat. like fuck off lol

[Anonymous No.19954512]

>>19947071
Because it's hot in India. All the time. They have no idea what happens when their food goes cold because it never does.

[Anonymous No.19954598]

>>19947719
>The whole point of going to restaurants is eating things you can't cook at home
you never eat out because you just can't be bothered too cook and clean?

[Anonymous No.19954604]

>>19953211
it's okay Linda I'm sure people actually love your unseasoned chicken and potatoes

[Anonymous No.19954619]

>>19947049
What's a good indian dish? Never had and I want something safe to eat, like lo mein from the chinaman.

[Anonymous No.19954778]

>>19947170
I'm going to Delhi in a few months, and I'm dreading the inevitable dysentery.

[Anonymous No.19954874]

>>19954619
Disregard all this endless talk about curries and bullshit, some night just get like 3 portions of Onion Bhajee from the closest Indian place along with a few dips, god tier fried food that's remarkably easy on the stomach.

[Anonymous No.19954881]

>>19954778
I didn't get sick when I went to India. One of my friends even drank water out of a sink and didn't have any problems.

[Anonymous No.19955398]

>>19954619
The first indian dish I ever had was Tandoori chicken. It's basically Indian BBQ. What you'll get is just marinated chicken with sides. "Chicken Tikka" is Tandoori chicken that's cut up and sometimes on a kebab.
There are a lot of fried foods also. What this anon (>>19954874) calls "Bhajee" I know as Pakora. There's also samosas which are fried spicy-savory pastries. I've had those go either way, sometimes really good sometimes bad textures, overly spicy, etc.

I went on a date with a poojeeta once many years back, her favorite food was biryani which is basically just meat, rice, vegetables and spices. In theory it's some challenge to get right because the different ingredients have different cook times and the final step is to bake it. But to my uncultured taste buds I never gave a shit it was just meat and rice to me. Could have just cooked it all separately and mixed it together at the end and I wouldn't have cared.

[Anonymous No.19956789]

>>19954881
I won't feel completely at ease before i'm safe at home.

[Anonymous No.19958090]

>>19947049
Would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPwb0RwkGJM
>>19950820
Love me some fingernail sauce sirs

[Anonymous No.19959561]

>>19958090
spicy

[Anonymous No.19959564]

>>19952649
The video is gay as fuck but if you watched it you're a faggot, I just listen to it.

[Anonymous No.19959572]

good morning sers, i made mulligatawny soup

[Anonymous No.19959642]

>>19947701
>for better life
For better pay, to consooom more things.