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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Been a while since we had a good food gore thread. Post what you got.

>> No.19944477

>>19944469
2 things triggering me most here.
1.) use butcher paper because it will actually cover a table width and won’t tear easily like tin
2.) pre shredded cheese

>> No.19944482

>>19944477
if that's what's bothering you the most i have bad news for you, you are a lowlife bum

>> No.19944483

>>19944477
The part where they eat like literal swine didn't bother you?

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>>19944483
That is gross too, but imagine the puddle of congealed sauce under that foil.

>> No.19944501

at least they don't eat it with their hands

>> No.19944502

>>19944482
>>19944483
Nah it looks like they’re putting it on their own plates it’s just a meme thing. The execution is the bothersome part. Basically I’ve gone to a lot of fundraisers in a rural town that just lay down butcher paper and feed people like troughs. It’s not glamorous but it’s quick, cheap, and effective and more profit goes to the kids. Plus it’s kinda fun. Crab feeds, spaghetti feeds, rib feeds etc. just throw your bones or shells on the table and we roll them all up after dinner service and throw it all away.

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>>19944483
If you don't enjoy eating food, you shouldn't be cooking.

>> No.19944506

>>19944503
>2 big cups of cheap parmesan
I bet this smells and tastes exactly like barf.

>> No.19944508

i am so disgusted by fat people

>> No.19944510

>>19944502
yeah you're a lowlife
there's no reason not to keep the spaghetti mixed with the sauce in a pot you keep hot, keep the meatballs apart for even distribution in another warm post, and then let people put cheese in there, instead of dropping all this shit on aluminum fold that will tear up in a second

what flyover state are you from billy?

>> No.19944516

>>19944510
I already told you the aluminum was shit lol. Also I’m from California

>> No.19944521

>>19944516
animal

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>>19944469
The dog knows he's getting a lot of food falling off the table tonight

>> No.19944543

>>19944530
what the fuck

>> No.19944544

>>19944469
I do not enjoy content where you can tell they are just doing it for views. You can tell when some one makes an absolute abomination and truly enjoys it/ doesn't see what people have a problem with. This >>19944503 is a good example. He is eating his pasta the way he truly enjoys it. Others find it appauling but to this man it is truly the finest of cuisine. Seeing the true depravity of the human species showcased in the one fundamental act we all must partake in.

>> No.19944549

>>19944530
Everything is cold, wtf is she even going for in the end?

>> No.19944553

>>19944532
watching this video honestly and genuinely makes me feel bad for this poor turkey

>> No.19944555

>>19944532
What a waste
>>19944544
I agree with you. Most of these are cringe but not because of the food necessarily. It’s the motivation.

>> No.19944557

>>19944530
What the fuck is wrong with women

>> No.19944559

>>19944530
I refuse to believe this isn't some fetish shit. There's just no way.

>> No.19944565
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>> No.19944599

>>19944469
>>19944530
This is what you deserve if you get yourself a white wife

>> No.19944611

>>19944599
those meals are frugal af tho
i wouldn't want my money spent on gourmet catering for a kids party

>> No.19944615

>>19944530
it was confirmed long time ago these disgusting table videos are fetish material. Some dudes get off to women squshing food and being messy. May Allah strike these degenerates

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>>19944565
Imagine your hands being that color.(Shudders in horror).

>> No.19944795

>>19944565
>obey

>> No.19944857

>>19944615
So that's why I'm rock hard?

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>>19944544
>appauling

>> No.19944976

>>19944469
White pppl crazy

>> No.19944989

>>19944530
worse than OP by a wide margin

>> No.19944996

>>19944503
If you asked ai to make a picture of a manchild. It should come up with this guy.

>> No.19944997

>>19944503
this man is only 23 years old

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>>19944530

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>>19944996
He looks like Francis from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

>> No.19945555

>>19944532
>wait 5 minutes to eat
>pool of solid cheese

>> No.19945613

>>19944503
>>19944530
>>19944532
>>19944565
I love cheese, it's probably one of my favorite foods, I could probably add cheese to any savory meal and enjoy it, I could eat any type of cheese on it's own and enjoy it, but what the fuck all of this is just too much way too fucking much cheese. Why?

>> No.19945648

>>19944530
I take back my misogynistic ways, woman should stay out of the kitchen.

>> No.19945698

>>19944997
british genetics

>> No.19945732

>>19944506
Would you be able to tell if it was expensive Parmesan

>> No.19945842

>>19944530
>cold cheese
>cold meat
>cold salsa
does this bitch not know what nachos are?

>> No.19945896

>>19944469
>>19944530
Its always holes.

>> No.19945915

Do most Americans actually cook like this?

I am originally American myself but have completely adopted to eastern cooking and cuisine, and I really can't imagine eating like this. In my chosen home food and cooking are objects of respect.

>> No.19945948

>>19944565
I don't really get why you would have shrimp with ro-tel queso and taco meat over chips but hey it's a free country.

>> No.19945955

>>19944530
Ban this woman from her kitchen and all other kitchens for life

>> No.19945961

>>19944503
looks good. the things that triggers me here is is fucking hair

>> No.19945979

>>19944469
This is all because of Ethiopian and all the other ethnic "communal" foods, isn't it?

>> No.19945983

>>19944553
All that suffering for this shit.

>> No.19945991

>>19945979
amerifats truly worship n*ggers. they even want to eat like savages

>> No.19946001

>>19944615
Ya allah smite that woman with thunder three thousand times alone for directly placing the lettuce on top of cheese

>> No.19946004

>>19944532
>Don't scrub the bloody parts with salt
>Put uncooked potato inside the turkey
>Violate the poor bird with a block of cheese

>> No.19946053 [DELETED] 

>>19946004
>Don't scrub the bloody parts with salt
is this superstitious nigger mentality?

>> No.19946059

>>19944469
What a hot slampig

>> No.19946071
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>>19945979

>> No.19946076

>>19946053
No but we do that to make the chicken more tender and to avoid having that nasty filthy taste that sometimes you get when you eat a bloodied part, you can use lemons and sometimes ginger powder and bay leaves, anything available is good

>> No.19946079

>>19944477
For me it's how she just dumps the meatballs and they roll away everywhere

>> No.19946080

>>19945979
Not really, This became a thing back in 2015-2016 when all the white middle aged moms wanted to be a lil hippie and started making up shit like "soup board" and "spaghetti board" type of stuff

>> No.19946087

>>19944599
if you're white you should have a white wife.

>> No.19946091

>>19946087
This

>> No.19946099

>>19946087
I'm trying really hard to have a black wife. Only this specific one though.

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>>19944469
YJK

>> No.19946136 [DELETED] 

>>19946076
oh, so it is a nigger thing though?

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>>19944469

>> No.19946177

>>19946174
Imagine going to Jiro and scarfing this out of a plastic bag while he slaps fishy rice in front of you

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>>19944469

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>>19944530
NOW CLEAN IT UP

>> No.19946203 [DELETED] 

>>19946185
i get some real mixed emotions from this image.
1. why are you, your friends and family so disgusting?
2. why are people on the internet so mean? let the nice lady enjoy her meal.
3. why the fuck are you even putting a video of yourself sloughing food onto a table onto the internet?
4. would definitely fuck her on a spaghetti table.

>> No.19946209

>>19946203
Appatently she is trying to get pregnant so she is getting creampied like 10-20 times a month

>> No.19946225

>>19944510
The peace i find staring out over vast fields of corn or taking my canoe down the wabash is not something id trade in a million years.
Also everywhere non-flyover is awash with niggers.
Awash.

>> No.19946463

>>19944469
fat fuck

>> No.19946469

>>19944503
luv bisketti, me

>> No.19946516

>>19944976
>americans
>white
¬.¬ ...what?

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>>19944502
reminds me of a chinese place i go to that does a lot of seafood
they put a few inches of disposable plastic tablecloths on the tables
busboys just fold the top one up and chunk em

>> No.19946555

>>19944530
Vinegary shits and so on

>> No.19946597

>>19944469
God she'd look absolutely gorgeous if she lost some weight. What a shame.

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Why's nobody contributing?

>> No.19946683

>>19946174
>Un Tacos pour un fan de sushis
Can't make heads nor tails of this nonsense language, can someone translate?

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>>19944469
>Post what you got.
grammar gore as well, apparently.

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Scran, or no scran?

>> No.19946782

>>19946650
So trashy it's absurd. Mama Ubungu's ancestral recipe of soap washed meat with McCormick seasoning!

>> No.19946840

>>19946203
>would definitely fuck her on a spaghetti table
pounding her fat loose cunt in a disgusting dirty table? I pass. American women are disgusting.

>> No.19946849

>>19946650
i mean i understand her, if you're always used to eat food with 11 herbs and spices then of course eating something else tastes bland.

>> No.19946850

>>19946225
this nigga never heard of the PNW. we have no blacks here compared to the rest of the country.

>> No.19946857

>>19946689
omg she's female now!

>> No.19946860

>>19946850
You have fucking Seattle, that's bad enough.

>> No.19946868

>>19946850
>this nigga
only 2.1% of black retards in the pnw and you just had to be one of them don't you?

>> No.19946875 [DELETED] 

>>19946840
>pounding her fat loose cunt in a disgusting dirty table?
fuck yes and i'm smearing sauce all over her tits and stuffing spaghetti in her mouth.

>> No.19946917

>>19945896
kys generalizing retard

>> No.19946945

>>19946597
You might be low test get checked son

>> No.19946947

>>19946917
YWNBAW

>> No.19946951

>>19944510
>what flyover state are you from billy?
Are you the pathetic homosexual pedophile who has tried to insult people with fake first names that's been here for years or just a copycat?

>> No.19946957

>>19946875
Hot

>> No.19946959

>>19944503
desu I saturate my pasta with parmesan too.

>> No.19946970

>>19946133
Unhinged.

>> No.19947038

>>19944565
this video doesn't feel the same without the smoke detector battery chirp

>> No.19947056

>>19946947
Stay on your containment board.

>> No.19947098

>>19944503
eh at least he doesn't wear a bib

>> No.19947108

>>19944530
she's DEF into scat: this is just thinly veiled kinky porn: this is not cooking but grooming, do not be fooled.

>> No.19947127

>>19946683
a burrito for a sushi-lover

inspired by that https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos_fran%C3%A7ais a sort of wrap-burrito-kebab-panini (this is "French" fast-food)

>> No.19947154

>>19946683
Un Tacos pur un fan de sushis
A taco for a fan of sushi
you are the dumbest nigger alive, kill yourself

>> No.19947253

>>19946650
If it's her first time how did she know she needed to bring seasoning?

>> No.19947325

>>19947253
>If it's her first time how did she know she needed to bring seasoning?
Because yellow people of color no season dey food. Dey be jus' like dem honkey tonk white bread crackers.

>> No.19947771

>>19944483
Eh, if you have kids it might be fun to do once for the novelty, but if you're doing this on the regular then yeah it's pretty bad

>> No.19947776

>>19944510
lmao you must be fun at parties

>> No.19947783

>>19944503
my favourite thing about this video is how he wipes the bowl with one finger at the end but licks his whole hand

>> No.19947800

>>19946713
oh man. at least the oven door glass didn't break

>> No.19948954

>>19946683
frenchoid speak for their wraps they call tacos for some reason. I like wraps though

>> No.19948989

>>19944503
I like how his cheeks are a rosy shade of purple from the high blood pressure