/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19940091]

What's your worst kitchen accident?

[Anonymous No.19940095]

>AI slop as OP image
Sage'd and hid

[Anonymous No.19940129]

>>19940091
Forgot to add salt to soup.

[Anonymous No.19940180]

my son

[Anonymous No.19940185]

>>19940091
Elbowed a nearly full bottle of avocado oil onto the ground, glass shards everywhere

[Anonymous No.19940189]

>>19940091
Dropped a full gallon pitcher of iced tea onto the floor.

[Anonymous No.19940190]

not really that bad. I was roasting something, took it out to add some wine near the end and the dish shattered from temp difference. I don't buy second hand cookware any more

[Anonymous No.19940192]

Fall asleep with the stove on while drunk, ruining my pans and smoking up the apartment

[Anonymous No.19940204]

>>19940091
not me but my gf has no common sense. glass casserole dishes on the stove top until it shatters into a million scalding hot pieces, plastic in the oven, spilling oil on the tile and slipping on it.

[Anonymous No.19940239]

>>19940192
I did this once. Got home from the bar and thought it would be a good idea to make some mashed potatoes. I passed out on the couch and woke up to my smoke alarm going off. The potatoes were black and the pot was completely ruined. Luckily, that's all that happened.

[Anonymous No.19940293]

>>19940091
oh look. the hot sauce shitposter made his own thread. this is now a hot sauce thread.

[Anonymous No.19940296]

[Anonymous No.19940301]

[Anonymous No.19940326]

>>19940095
damn if only he had paid some faggot $200 to make the same image, it would be okay

[Anonymous No.19940330]

>>19940091
A pot full of duck (fat) fell over from the grate. Got some nice scars, and dyed the white plastic kitchen floor around the oven yellow.

[Anonymous No.19940332]

>>19940293
take your meds, schizo

[Anonymous No.19940496]

Carving some ham and accidentally carved my thumb.
I put some super-glue on it and went about my business.
You would assume I learned my lesson but nope. Another time I went to adjust my glasses (while holding the knife) and I cut straight my thumb down to the vein. I've never bled so much before and I felt like I was going to pass out.

[Anonymous No.19940530]

[Anonymous No.19940534]

>>19940239
Same exact scenario happened to me, but it was beans instead of taters

[Anonymous No.19940535]

[Anonymous No.19940537]

>>19940091
https://youtu.be/bapNeP820qU

[Anonymous No.19940550]

>>19940192
I stumbled home drunk at 11PM and really wanted some chicken thighs. Put them in the oven and sat on the couch and immediately passed out which I never do. Woke up 5 hours later to a horrible smell, chicken was all dry and burned and shriveled up. Worst part was I was so hungry and hung over I ate them anyway.

[Anonymous No.19940562]

>>19940332
you work for me now

[Anonymous No.19940573]

>>19940091
Burned myself and dropped a tray of about 30 cooked patties on the floor. Everyone tells me she's mean but the manager was pretty cool about it. That was 12 years ago.
>>19940293
The hot sauce AI poster wouldn't save his own image from 4chan holy crap take meds.

[Anonymous No.19940595]

Fat, therefore jolly

[Anonymous No.19940607]

>this is now a hot sauce thread.

[Anonymous No.19940612]

i made curry with putrid chicken two months ago and the whole house smelt of shit.
thats it.

[Anonymous No.19940638]

I’ve only been cooking for two months. Haven’t done anything bad yet besides cooking things a little too long. I’m paranoid I’ll get food poisoning

[Anonymous No.19940687]

>>19940091
I try to use glassware on the stove to avoid heavy metals and teflon chemicals, but once or twice it just fucking exploded.

[Anonymous No.19940692]

>>19940687
Have you considered using rock cookware

[Anonymous No.19940701]

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[Anonymous No.19940707]

>>19940091
I had sautéed something in butter for dinner, and left the pan overnight. The next day, when I went to clean it, I put the pan on a burner, cranked it up to high to melt the remaining butter in the pan to make it easier to clean, and the promptly forgot about it and went upstairs. The pan got so hot, the butter caught on fire and I realized it because I could see the light from the flames flickering on the walls downstairs. The smoke detector started going off right after that. I ran down to the kitchen, used a dish towel to move the burning pan onto an unused burner and let it burn out. I opened all the windows and turned on some fans to deal with the smoke. Fortunately the only actual damage that occurred was to the seasoning on my cast iron pan. I’m now really paranoid about leaving burners on.

[Anonymous No.19940708]

Though I was using flour to coat my katsu.

It was fucking baking soda. My gf emptied the box into clear containers we normally use for flour and didn't tell me. I didn't realize until after I had wasted juicy pork chops.

I love the fuck out of her though so it was no biggie, we just ordered takeout that day.

[Anonymous No.19940712]

I spent half the day making french onion soup and I hated the final product (probably my fault). Ate two bites.

[Anonymous No.19940715]

>>19940692
Pretty sure it would add metal to the food, maybe iron or something.

[Anonymous No.19940716]

>>19940708
fucking up a katsu would bum me out pretty bad

[Anonymous No.19940732]

>>19940715
It’s rock not metal

[Anonymous No.19940800]

>>19940091
I was playing hide and seek and i was hiding in a cabinet for a few hours and pissed myself

[Anonymous No.19940802]

>>19940716
Yeah, she made up for it by taking us to a real fancy katsu place in Japan a few months later. Not that she had to, it was as much my mistake for not double checking as it was hers, but we both enjoyed some amazingly golden crusted delight regardless.

Genning with AI to piss off the autistic poster.

[Anonymous No.19940818]

>>19940802
>she made up for it by taking us to a real fancy katsu place in Japan a few months later.
I envy you, that sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.19940820]

>>19940301
>>19940296

[Anonymous No.19940912]

>>19940192
I did this as well. It was the final straw for my then girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.19941089]

>>19940701

[Anonymous No.19941216]

>>19940534
You live and you learn lol... After that happened, I always double and triple check the oven and stove to make sure it's off before I leave or go to bed

[Anonymous No.19941240]

>>19940638
Your nose is your friend. If it doesn't pass the smell test, pitch that shit. That being said, you don't need to eat everything well done to be food safe. Most of it depends on what temp and how long you keep meats at that temp.

[Anonymous No.19941243]

>>19940192
this but I was boiling eggs. would not recommend

[Anonymous No.19941246]

>>19940091
God I love ai images

[Anonymous No.19941287]

>>19940091
>be me in middle school over the holidays
>family visiting
>late morning breakfast and I go to get orange juice out of the fridge right after my little brother poured a glass
>he didnt screw the lid back on, just placed it back on partially secured
>hes been doing this lately but I forgot
>i shake it up
>oj sprays all over the kitchen covering me, my brother, grandma, uncle and even getting on the ceiling

[Anonymous No.19941336]

>>19940091
i made chicken cacciatore but i dumped the olives in with the brine so the entire thing was just one giant pot of olive flavoured stew

[Anonymous No.19941341]

>>19940091
Put hot water straight into the glass pitcher for the thanksgiving sweet tea as a kid. Shattered within seconds.

[Anonymous No.19941355]

>>19940701

[Anonymous No.19941384]

>>19940091
Oh my God I LOVE AI SLOP!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19941391]

>>19941341
you little shit

[Anonymous No.19941396]

>>19941391
My mom was shockingly fine with it and explained thermal shock, which was funny because her usual reaction to me fucking up was throwing shit at me and screaming

[Anonymous No.19941825]

>Nigga ooga boog
>Ooga BooGa
>Fried chicken n' shieeeeeeeeeeeeet.
>Gah damn, first time maykin' it n' shieeeeeeeet.
>Kitchen gah damn fried chicken man.

[Anonymous No.19941829]

>>19940091
Forgot to remove a plastic mold from the oven while pre-heating it.
We store kitchenware in the oven when its turned off.

[Anonymous No.19941834]

This was like 15 years ago, I was young and retarded.
I accidentally exploded my roommate's ceramic cooking pot because I heated up some oil and then put some cold food on it

not my pic but you get the idea

[Anonymous No.19942367]

>>19941829
Did it melt? That would be such a fucking pain to clean.

[Anonymous No.19942376]

>>19940192
I've done this with spaghetti, twice. I was so tired I thought I could rest my eyes while the pasta cooked. I woke up to the sound of 3 fire alarms going off and my apartment flooded with smoke, I'm surprised my neighbors never reacted.

[Anonymous No.19942759]

>>19940091
there are no accidents in environments of chaos.

cooking is a art or an science?
does it a dance or theatre?
is it a symphony or a solo?

[Anonymous No.19942833]

>>19940091
>made a rice dish with chili and a bunch of other shit
>put it all into the rice cooker bowl to stir together
>live alone so don't bother to plate, just take the rice cooker bowl to my room to eat
>elbow tags the doorway, making me drop the bowl
>rice, chili, cheese and sausage fly everywhere onto the carpet
>lands upside down
Not only did I not get to eat it, I had to waste like 35 minutes cleaning it up, THEN I had to order food :(

[Anonymous No.19942839]

>>19940091
I made a pan fried duck breast with five spice without following a recipe. I managed to cook it medium but I didn’t put it in the oven, it was so greasy and inedible I had to chuck it out.

[Anonymous No.19942848]

>>19940091
Dropped a deep fryer while moving it drunk trying to cook some nuggets. Couple liters of oil all over the floor i had to clean up drunk wasn't fun.

[Anonymous No.19942853]

I didn't remove all of the fibrous outer layer of some onions when making French onion soup. It was quite unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.19942870]

i accidentally the whole coke bottle

[Anonymous No.19942896]

>>19940296
>mexican not salsa

what?

[Anonymous No.19942904]

>>19940091
My aunt forgot to add sugar to pecan pie one year.

[Anonymous No.19942916]

>>19942896
kek, good morning sir

[Anonymous No.19942921]

>>19940091
Working in one.

Also, a brisket once came out kind of dry.

[Anonymous No.19942964]

>>19941216
are these people retarded? everytime i see one of these videos its always blacks

[Anonymous No.19943005]

>>19942964
What did he do wrong? He didn’t use water

[Anonymous No.19943037]

>>19940091
Working in a restaurant as a teenager:
>changing oil in the fryer
>picking up old tank on the floor
>have it about 3ft of the ground
>feel foot start to slip, panic and let it go
>as it lands I'm leaning over it as it splashes in my face
>everyone looks in horror
Amazingly my neck and shoulder got the worst of it, and the scars faded as I got older

[Anonymous No.19943043]

>>19943005
He had the oil retardedly too hot so the frost on the frozen food made it flare up, acted quick by taking the pan off the heat but then poured water on the burner

[Anonymous No.19943457]

>>19941829
Same thing happened to me!
>>19942367
Mine melted.
I opened the kitchen window (the smell was abhorrent) and scooped the liquified plastic with paper (wore a pair of quality leather gloves, becuase it too hot to use rubber ones, which had to be tossed afterwards, sadly).
When the remnants solified into a thin film, I scraped it off with a knife.
Couldn't breathe properly for hours afterwards, so I'm pretty sure I'm getting cancer someday kek.

[Anonymous No.19943476]

>>19940091
Just had an oopsie few months ago
>get stuff out from put plastic containers, put them into sink to wash later
>cook everything
>put the extremely hot pan into the sink
>15 seconds later
>"wait, what's that smell, oh fuck"
>too late, the containers half melted already
The pan is okay, at least.

[Anonymous No.19943489]

>>19943005
>He didn’t use water
He clearly uses water. Also

a) Oil is clearly far too hot.
b) He moves the pan, slopping hot oil all over the floor.

[Anonymous No.19943494]

>>19940638
It's more difficult to give yourself food poisoning than you'd think. Even if the meat is bad, cooking it thoroughly will kill most bacteria. Most food poisoning is from cross-contamination, like handling raw meat and then tossing a salad. So just, don't be a fucking dumbass.

[Anonymous No.19943529]

>>19940296
>mexican not sauce, extra not
kek

[Anonymous No.19943530]

Accidentally poked an unopened soda can with a knife in the kitchen and it exploded, the liquid was everywhere, the floor, walls, roof, countertop, nearby furniture, kitchen curtains... what a cleanup.

[Anonymous No.19943536]

Poured hot jam into jars that had cooled, sending glass & hot jam all over the floor.

[Anonymous No.19943564]

accidentally making a marinade portioned for 6 steaks instead of 1. involved soy sauce so there was so much smoke in the house i could barely see.

and also grabbing the handle of the pan forgetting i just had it in the oven

[Anonymous No.19943574]

Made bread after holding cum in for a week and jacking off. Didn't wash hands correctly and family told me the bread tasted "kinda like chlorine"

[Anonymous No.19943575]

>>19943530
damn must have been a big explosion if it made it to the roof before the ceiling

[Anonymous No.19943580]

i used to open a pub kitchen. i was the first and only person in the building for about a hour. so i have my morning coffee, go over my prep list, i see the fryer could do with a clean. so i empty the old oil, give it a good scrub and a rinse. then i get my fresh 20l box of oil and slice it open with my knife like i've done a hundred times before. as i'm watching all the oil spill out of the bag i look down into the fryer and think to myself "fuck, this is taking ages to fill." and out the corner of my eye i see i am now standing in a massive puddle of oil. i never closed the valve. and so i very quickly mopped up about 15 litres of oil before anyone else showed up. the floor was pretty greasy that day.

another fryer related incident was when i was making a shit of load of onion bhaji. it was a hot day, i had been standing over the fryer for about 20 minutes, i was getting pretty sweaty. i could feel my glasses slip down my nose, but my hands are covered in bhaji batter, i didn't want to touch my face. and then my glasses fell into the fryer. they melted and shattered, the fryer had to be cleaned out, and i couldn't see shit. my boss was kind enough to pay for my new glasses though.

i've started 2 grease fires in my 20 years in kitchen. the first time i just had my temp up too high. the second time i was doing a function and i had to cook something like 200 burgers in 40 minutes. so much fat from the burgers started to collect inside my flat top it caught fire.

i saw someone lose a thumb to an immersion blender once.

sent a non-vegan order to a vegan once. that's probably the worst thing i've done.

[Anonymous No.19943599]

>all these posts blacking out with the oven on
this is why i keep a couple boxes of easy mac in my cupboard, the microwavable packets. at least when you black out you just wake up to a bowl of cold ass macaroni and you just get to reheat it.

[Anonymous No.19943930]

>>19943005
post hand. pan was too shallow for frying and he dropped in too many at once. frozen tots cause lots of spattering so you have to add them slowly.

[Anonymous No.19943964]

>>19940192
I will also add to the tard drunk “cooking”, put some French fries in the oven and the gas stovetop knob got switched on. Passed out waiting obviously. The next morning we had a very stinky burnt fry/gas filled house. Good times.

[Anonymous No.19943968]

>>19940091
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.19943970]

>>19940530
At least post good sauces

[Anonymous No.19943971]

>put nachos in the oven
>went to go play videogames
>forget to put timer on
>4 hours later throw pitch black nachos that are on fire into the snowbank

[Anonymous No.19944088]

>>19940091
dropped a pan of hot oil on the floor and my hand. literally thought i was gonna be scarred forever, wasn't - not sure why, i immediately put my hand in running cold water so maybe that

[Anonymous No.19944159]

How do people have such tragedies in their home kitchens? Even before I was even a dishwasher, I never had these crazy fuck ups, even while drunk or stoned. All of my kitchen accidents happened in a professional kitchen, moving fast while inexperienced, trying to keep up with the volume and whatnot. Cooking at home is such a cinch. Never understood the people who freak out while making holiday meals, either, for the same reason: it's fucking easy.

[Anonymous No.19944514]

>>19943564
>grabbing the handle of the pan forgetting i just had it in the oven
that's basically a rite of passage

[Anonymous No.19944570]

>>19940091
Accidentally maniacally laughing while eating hot soup

[Anonymous No.19945600]

>>19940091
Oil on a scalding hot pan during my final cooking presentation in community college. Smoked the entire class out of the kitchen. I made some ok stirfry when we went back in.

[Anonymous No.19945615]

I spilled about $60 worth of hot seafood newburg down the little crack between the counter and the stove. cream and sherrfish all over the floor in the hardest to reach spot in the house. Bloody steel bowl was scorching hot as I was transferring the cooked seafood back into the pan.

I managed to salvage about one serving. >:|

[Anonymous No.19945617]

>doing the dishes after a meal
>the stove top is still hot from cooking
>boyfriend goes to the fridge to get a beer, asks if I want one
>he places my beer on the hot stove and I do not realize this as I am still facing the sink
>after a minute, a massive explosion, beer everywhere

[Anonymous No.19945621]

>>19940185
I did this except it was a glass bottle I had just filled with olive oil. It shattered on my countertop then dripped down the side of my kitchen drawers.

[Anonymous No.19945664]

>>19940185
you kids and your damned smashed avocado

[Anonymous No.19945684]

>>19940091
One time I picked up a gallon jug of pickles off the top shelf in a walk-in by the lid. The lid wasn't screwed on so the jug fell and clipped a uncovered half-pan of curry sauce, sending it flying all over myself and every surface of the walk-in.

[Anonymous No.19945711]

was cleaning the outside of a fermentation bottle. I closed the lid, and when i finished cleaning, i shook the bottle out of habit as if i was cleaning the inside too. the lid was closed. I realized oh shit its gonna explode!! so i turned my face away and unscrewed as fast as i could, the bottle didnt explode (glass bottle) but the liquid blew up into the ceiling.

[Anonymous No.19945712]

>>19945711
bottle probably wouldve explode 1-2 seconds later and glass shards wouldve pierced my throat and wrists. =/

[Anonymous No.19945713]

>>19940091
I sat on a jar, it broke

[Anonymous No.19946066]

>>19940091
>Frying some meatballs
>Suddenly my dumbass told me to pour some sauce i had saved for glazing them straight into the pan.
>I pour a little
>Oil starts crackling like crazy
>I panic
>It starts crackling and popping even louder and harder
>I step back
>The pan fucking explodes off of the stove, spilling some oil on it
>The flamed coming from the stove get higher and it starts spreading onto the handkerchief i was holding the pan with
>All of this while I'm standing in the corner, scared shitless
>Mom comes in and puts the fire down then beats my ass for being such a pussy

[Anonymous No.19946081]

>>19940091
I thought I'd put some extra effort into my chilli and get dried beans instead of canned. Thoroughly soaked and washed them, but I must've done something wrong because they gave me food poisoning.

[Anonymous No.19946084]

>>19946081
Those are kidney beans, did you buy the regular or red ones? Kidney beans are known for fucking up the digestive system

[Anonymous No.19946090]

>>19940708
Couldn't you have just rinsed the chops

[Anonymous No.19946102]

>>19945713
But did it break inside your anus?

[Anonymous No.19946105]

>>19946084
Yeah the red kidney beans, I had used the canned variety plenty of times before so it was just my prep

[Anonymous No.19946247]

>>19946066
please be real

[Anonymous No.19946797]

>>19940091
Dropped a freshly prepared 3L tub of spicy mayonnaise onto the floor just before peak. I don't think the floor was ever the same again.

[Anonymous No.19946821]

I once had a frozen pizza that was stored at the wrong temp for too long. The dough got sticky, and it had shifted too much during transport. I tried to see if rolling it up or something could salvage it and make something interesting, but in the end I created a kind of pizza homonculus.
It was absolutely terrible, raw dough everywhere. I ate the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.19946980]

Dropped about 25 plates I had to use while rushing during service, no biggie.

[Anonymous No.19946987]

>>19943005
he didn't use a deep fryer.

[Anonymous No.19947036]

>>19940091
Classic water/oil mix in my hot pan that turned into a brief fireball that reached the ceiling.

Dropped a fat beef burger patty on the floor and threw it away.

Most recent dropped a cooked $1 frozen pizza on the floor while drunk.

This is why I no longer deep fry anything on the stove while drunk.

[Anonymous No.19947042]

>>19943574

[Anonymous No.19947234]

>>19940192
add me onto the list. scorched a frozen 'za, don't really eat those anymore so yeah rip

[Anonymous No.19947242]

>>19941216
he could've just scooted the pan to the next stove burner and just used the lid to stop the oxygen real quick.

[Anonymous No.19947323]

>>19940091
i just dropped a full can of chicken for buffalo dip on the floor this morning. opened a second one and dropped it too. not eating buffalo dip today.

[Anonymous No.19947350]

>Had double boiler set up
>Contents had reached temperature I needed them to get to
>Was using the stand mixer bowl
>Grab handle to take it off without thinking to grab an oven mitt
>The pain didn't set in for a few seconds, once it did I couldn't let go of the handle
>End up flinging hot egg & sugar mixture all over kitchen, looking like one of those whacky inflatables
>Mom comes in, I explain what happened, she just laughs and helps me clean up

I'm glad she has a sense of humor, I was ready to put my head in the oven out of frustration and embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.19947391]

>>19940091
>13, got a job a year before I'm legally allowed to but nobody cared
>working in a real restaurant (not some shitty fast food place) as a dishwasher
>carrying this bucket of small plates used for coffee cups up from first floor to the second floor
>slip and drop the entire bucket on the floor upon reaching the top of the stairs
>nearly every plate in it destroyed and kitchen floor was still scarred from that incident when I left five years later
I'm too embarrassed to cook for other people and I rarely eat alone, so that's about it for big accidents.

[Anonymous No.19947408]

>>19945615
I remember this story from a while ago, the food looks delicious for what it's worth

[Anonymous No.19947427]

>>19940091
an earlier roommate once burnt down their half-way home in a kitchen fire trying to make donuts before rooming with me and the others. I should have taken that as a sign

[Anonymous No.19947437]

>>19943970
that was the mistake, he went for the bad ones

[Anonymous No.19947756]

>>19940192
lmao sammmme. I accidentally forgot about my shepherds pie after a few drinks and woke up to a burnt brick. Totally wasted some great lamb. I hate myself for doing that.
Second place would be when I dropped a steaming hot meatloaf onto my bare foot, sauce-side down. Burnt the fuck out of my foot and even left a scar. Sucked.

[Anonymous No.19947766]

>>19940091
>college
>first time cooking
>following an online recipe, no idea what I'm doing
>coat a chicken breast in paprika and throw it in a pan
>5 minutes later the fire alarm is going off and the fumes are choking me and my roommates
and that's how I learned paprika burns pretty easily

[Anonymous No.19947774]

>>19947766
How have you never cooked before college? Your parents are failures.

[Anonymous No.19947787]

>>19947774
sorry my parents loved me and wanted me to eat their cooking? seemed pretty common from the people I talked to

[Anonymous No.19947799]

dropped a 1 l glass jar of failed home made yoghurt
it shattered and the whey water ran out all over the floor and ran in below a threshold, had to clean everything up but somehow I didn't even react with more than an oops when i would have cursed and swore any other time

[Anonymous No.19947803]

>>19940687
Lol, got to watch this happen to a retard who was trying to cook for a girl he liked. Took the glass dish out of the oven, set it in the sink on top of a pile of ice. It immediately exploded, and we ordered pizza. College was fun.