/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19939644]

What would you order for your last meal ? Anything you desire

[Anonymous No.19939689]

Kosher bacon.

[Anonymous No.19939704]

>>19939644
I'd have one order of
STOP POSTING THIS THREAD IT SUCKS

[Anonymous No.19939751]

pepperoni pizza
meat lovers pizza
apple pie with vanilla ice cream

[Anonymous No.19939754]

>>19939644
Watch the chicken YouTube video too
Hundreds of thousands of children are being aborted every single year. Tens of thousands of children are being aborted completely legally in 2023 in deep red USA states.
Abortion is still legal in all 50 states and almost nobody is talking about it. The pro life movement is a controlled opposition and not your fren. Please watch this approximately 15 minute long YouTube video on abortion please whether you be pro choice or already pro life https://youtu.be/XGPv66ZqlEQ?feature=shared [Open] [Open] [Open]

Over 6 billion (yes) Chickens are tortured to death every single year in the United States alone in factory farms. And no your Canada Australia or EU country isn't much better. Billions of animals are being tortured to death in factory farms every single year and it's (partially) your fault! Please watch at least the first five minutes of this YouTube video . In it he explains that people who regularly purchase chicken for years straight will almost certainly cause the torturing and murder of hundreds of extra chickens. That blood is all on your hands and would NOT have been shed had you instead decided to boycott animal products / go vegan ! https://youtu.be/brKhhZlUoOc?feature=shared [Open] [Open] [Open]

What are the conditions like in factory farms where over 96% of all animal products in western nations come from? They are mutilated without anesthetic, crammed in dirty, uncomfortable, and crowded conditions, they are artificially inseminated / raped and jacked off, they are slaughtered. Here is a free approximately 2 hours long documentary about factory farming please watch it thank you https://youtu.be/LQRAfJyEsko?feature=shared turf

[Anonymous No.19939784]

One quadrillion chicken nuggets
3.2 Petaliters of choco mint icecream
A cuban cigar
Then I would just smoke the cigar and piss in the icecream
And take a dump in the nuggets
Fuck cops and fuck the system

[Anonymous No.19939792]

>>19939644
This isn’t Reddit, you don’t need to farm karma so stop making brain dead posts like this

[Anonymous No.19939918]

>>19939644

[Anonymous No.19939970]

Wow. It's almost like I've seen this exact same thread multiple times a day on this board for the last couple of years.
I think I even saw 3 threads once all with the exact same image as OP's picrel.

[Anonymous No.19940059]

>>19939644
Why is /ck/ so fucking brain dead that they don't realize 80% of 4chan is bot threads?

[Anonymous No.19940065]

>>19939918
>the bob
nice appetizer but where's the rest?

[Anonymous No.19940070]

>anything
Long pig

[Anonymous No.19940345]

shredded cheese on a tortilla microwaved for 30 seconds

[Anonymous No.19940366]

My wifes pussy

[Anonymous No.19940379]

>>19939644
32 shift lasagna.

[Anonymous No.19941534]

>>19939644
I'd ask for some cotton candy that my friend will bring in (it has a gun hidden inside). If not that then a black coffee, I don't want to die on a full stomach.

[Anonymous No.19941548]

>>19939644
why is steak-n-eggs the "default" last meal in Florida? I mean it's nice, but it seems weird to feed someone breakfast right before you kill them.

[Anonymous No.19941553]

just a coffee, in a bit of a hurry

[Anonymous No.19941557]

>>19939644
>medium rare chicken
>spoiled milk
>al dente beans
>rotten fruits
have fun cleaning up my shit jannies

[Anonymous No.19941562]

>>19939644
I would fast, probably for 5 days before the date

[Anonymous No.19941673]

>>19939644
>eggs (over easy)
if I know anything at all it's that those eggs are over medium at fucking best

[Anonymous No.19941704]

>>19939644
5 lbs of saffron and a happy meal.

[Anonymous No.19941729]

Bad thread, bad poster

[Anonymous No.19942054]

>>19939644
Man, it's hard for me to choose because there's too much food for me to pick from. General Tso's Chicken with eggrolls, crab rangoon, and pot stickers. Or maybe the burrito degollado plate from a local mexican restaurant, rice, pico de gallo and beans with a burrito with maybe chicken.

[Anonymous No.19942067]

>>19942054
idk why ppl think u cant mix n match. just get it all.

[Anonymous No.19942092]

I love food just as much as the next /cuck/ but if I was on death row I’d be too depressed to care. I’d eat on an empty stomach because I wouldn’t want to be crying during my last meal. I would be content with my memories

[Anonymous No.19942096]

>>19942092
gay

[Anonymous No.19942100]

>>19942067
You're right, but I don't like doing that.

[Anonymous No.19942102]

>>19939644
the warden's wife's pussy.

[Anonymous No.19942121]

>>19942092
>I’d eat on an empty stomach because I wouldn’t want to be crying during my last meal.
Wait, what?
ROFLMAO!!
>>19939644
>What would you order for your last meal ? Anything you desire
If it was my very last meal?
2 pounds of raw minced beef, 1 pound 99% lean, 1 pound with as much fat as possible.
A salt shaker filled with Lawry's seasoned salt.
1 pound of french fries, soaking wet with oil instead of lard or shortening.
3 buckets of KFC, extra crispay.
A watermelon.
7 liters of grape soda.
A jar of miracle whip.
15 boiled hot dogs.
A handful of intestines from a pig or cow.
A raw onion.
And a bunch of chicken bones that I can use to cast voodoo curses at the evil racists that are going to murder me in cold blood tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.19942143]

[Anonymous No.19942192]

>>19940070
Gravepilled

[Anonymous No.19942211]

>>19941557
they kill you like 2 days later have fun shitting abd vomiting your guts out in your tiny cell

[Anonymous No.19942232]

>>19939644
5 lbs of gold titanium alloy
2lbs of graphite powder
and a rubber boot

[Anonymous No.19942363]

>>19939644
Are taxpayers really paying for prisoners to eat steaks and shit

[Anonymous No.19942368]

>>19942363
they are actually paying them more to keep them from eating their last meal, becuase of dragging out the appeals process.

[Anonymous No.19942411]

>>19942192
die faggot

[Anonymous No.19942428]

>>19939644
Sunday chicken roast dinner, all the trimmings, plenty of gravy. A whiskey and coke. Bowl of raspberry ripple ice cream

[Anonymous No.19942850]

I'd get food that makes me poop of course
I'd be shidding and farding my way to the procedure room haha

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