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Anonymous Sat Nov 25 10:05:32 2023 No.19939248 [Reply] [Original]

Name a more pathetic food venture than Magic Spoon

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 10:07:51 2023 No.19939252 >>19939248 Your one cook max

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 10:15:41 2023 No.19939263 >>19939252 Wut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 10:23:02 2023 No.19939276 >>19939263 ngmi

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 10:25:25 2023 No.19939278 >>19939252 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 10:31:32 2023 No.19939288 Tranny cereal

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 10:52:21 2023 No.19939333 >>19939276 I'm just here because I'm a fatass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 11:08:24 2023 No.19939378 $2,000 juice bag squeezer subscription service.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 11:10:24 2023 No.19939380 >>19939248 the artstyle on the packaging.... OUGHGHGHHGHGH OFFENCE UPON MY EYES, SIEGE UPON MY SOUL RAAUUGGUGHGHGHG DIEEEE YOU WHO DOES NOT ADHERE TO MY AESTHETIC SENSIBILITIES!!! DIEIEEEE NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 11:10:45 2023 No.19939382 >high protein low carb how is this a pathetic venture? it sounds like a great product except the soulless hip corpo art

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 11:11:54 2023 No.19939385 >>19939380 this unironically

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 11:12:54 2023 No.19939388 >>19939378 Oh yeah, forgot that one.

Anonymous Sat Nov 25 11:15:15 2023 No.19939391

>>19939382
CARBS ARE GOOD FOR YOU, WHY DO YOU WISH TO AVOID THEM, DO YOU WANT TO SPOON BUTTER INTO YOUR MOUTH? (METABOLIZING FAT USES LESS CALORIES THAN METABOLIZING CARBOHYDRATES, KETOTARDS ARE LOSING WEIGHT SLOWER, JUST KICKSTARTING THE PROCESS FASTER AND EMPTYING THEIR GLYCOGEN STORES TO CREATE THE ILLUSION OF FASTER WEIGHT LOSS)

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 11:24:10 2023 No.19939405 >>19939391 I don't eat a lot of meat because of stomach issues and I like to have a few products around to supplement my protein.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 11:35:17 2023 No.19939425 >>19939391 fewer*

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 12:57:26 2023 No.19939535 >>19939252 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 12:59:09 2023 No.19939537 >>19939378 wasn't its creator a complete schizo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 13:03:18 2023 No.19939545 >>19939263 WUT?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 13:04:42 2023 No.19939548 Gffdt nkhgg

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 13:14:54 2023 No.19939569 >>19939378 Post it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 13:27:02 2023 No.19939588 >>19939248 Reddit the cereal. I absolutely despise this branding and artstyle. This is for soulless reddit goyim. I would lose respect for anyone eating this.

Anonymous Sat Nov 25 14:37:13 2023 No.19939738

>>19939569
I think he's talking about the juicero, which wasn't 2k, it was $400 but you could only use their own juice packs in it which had to be verified by DRM (no internet, no juicer). And it was quickly determined that you could just squeeze the juice packs out by hand because all the machine did was compress the packet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 14:42:28 2023 No.19939758 >>19939252 Top zozzle

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 15:59:08 2023 No.19939949 >>19939248 veganism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 16:01:47 2023 No.19939964 >>19939248 I find it cute in a kitschy sort of way. Like, its whole existence is the punchline to a joke about Corporate Memphis and in the future it's going to be seen as an icon of the nu20s. Still never tried it though, and don't plan to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 16:03:32 2023 No.19939971 >>19939263 fucking DYECs

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 16:21:44 2023 No.19940029 >>19939248 >Corporate art >Dogshit food They go hand in hand, just like honey and butter

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 16:22:16 2023 No.19940030 File: 207 KB, 532x465, GoodShow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19939252

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 16:23:11 2023 No.19940035 >>19939569 Child Pornography is against the rules to post here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 16:28:55 2023 No.19940051 >>19940035 ngl Daisy's Subscription is well worth the shitcoins

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 16:29:52 2023 No.19940056 File: 64 KB, 734x605, 1681364103433761.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19939252 >tfw he thinks he's toppin my 6pl8 lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 16:31:42 2023 No.19940060 File: 90 KB, 1024x749, 1684345778381774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19939382 >low carb >frosted lmao fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 20:13:01 2023 No.19940689 >>19939248 I got a box of the fruit loops for free and it tasted decent enough, but at $10 a box I don’t know who the fuck would buy this shit regularly

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 20:13:51 2023 No.19940694 ofy

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 20:30:37 2023 No.19940737 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, juicero.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19939569

Anonymous Sat Nov 25 20:41:26 2023 No.19940767

>>19939248
I'm gonna ignore the smoothbrain politics shit of bitching about the ugly art and instead question how the fuck this product even exists
1. Who orders food off of the fucking internet
2. Who orders BREAKFAST CEREAL off of the fucking internet
3. Who orders breakfast cereal for TEN DOLLARS off of the fucking internet

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 20:42:10 2023 No.19940770 >>19940767 it's for sale at every grocery store

Anonymous Sat Nov 25 21:10:46 2023 No.19940852
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>>19939248
I tried that cereal before because someone gave me a Target gift card. It's the best keto cereal out there.

>>19940770
I wish. I haven't seen it any grocery store ever.

>>19939380
Why is 4chan full of people who are as offensive as possible while also oversensitive snowflakes who literally offended by a cardboard box?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 21:16:30 2023 No.19940864 >>19940852 I think it might just be Walmart. $8.48 a box at my local one. Id just sprinkle protein powder in my bulk cereal at that point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 00:56:35 2023 No.19941406 >>19939971 >>19939263 I really hate FFO's (Fast Food Only's)

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 00:58:11 2023 No.19941413 >>19939537 All those Silicon Valley demons are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 01:01:36 2023 No.19941422 >>19940852 Nobody is offended by a box, hyperbole-anon. the art style is just ugly.

Anonymous Sun Nov 26 01:18:15 2023 No.19941454

Found some of this stuff at Target today after seeing this thread but when I saw the pricetag I laughed myself out of the store.
Half the size of other cereal boxes but half the price and even if you want to do the
>healthy
meme there are cheaper and healthy alternatives to cereals

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 01:29:38 2023 No.19941487 >>19940737 this is everything i hate about the nutrition and fitness industry

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 01:29:54 2023 No.19941491 >>19939588 imagine gatekeeping this shithole. i'm beginning to think that posters yelling about how other posters are redditors are second only to /pol/posters in their retardation around here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 01:37:25 2023 No.19941514 >>19940060 Its sugar substitute

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 01:41:22 2023 No.19941520 >>19939382 It's like $10 for a fucking box.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 01:48:40 2023 No.19941542 File: 1.43 MB, 1990x1294, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19941454 >Healthy LMAOOOOO YOU'RE LITERALLY JUST EATING FUCKING PROTEIN POWDER AND OIL WITH MYSTERY NIGGA CANCEROUS SUGAR SUBSTITUTE

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 02:31:08 2023 No.19941666 >>19940767 OP here. This was my issue. Why pay 20 dollars +tip for a staple you can buy at the drug store?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 02:35:28 2023 No.19941680 File: 201 KB, 1125x1474, 1691046951210834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19939248 the problem is that I can't buy this shit from a grocery store (in my area atleast)

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 02:41:05 2023 No.19941692 >>19941680 That's a man

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 02:49:48 2023 No.19941714 >>19941491 >t. Magic spoon goy

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 03:06:12 2023 No.19941759 File: 2.19 MB, 640x400, 1687123435595383.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >every youtuber partnered with trannyspoon points out the chocolate flavor turns the milk chocolatey

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 03:46:02 2023 No.19941845 >>19939569 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 04:50:07 2023 No.19941992 >>19940737 >>19941845 This product is for people who are stoopid with two o's

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 05:16:50 2023 No.19942039 >>19941845 >>19941992 Thankfully even the people dumb enough to drop fat stacks for a juicer are still barely smart enough to ask "is it really a juicer if it doesn't make juice from fresh fruit?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 05:22:48 2023 No.19942055 >>19939382 Because every person who isn't being paid to say otherwise says they taste like shit and they're like $30 a fucking box or something retarded like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 05:35:40 2023 No.19942078 >>19941680 I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 06:40:53 2023 No.19942196 seems a bit jewy

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 07:03:02 2023 No.19942238 >>19941845 >son of a diddly Flanders?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 07:44:01 2023 No.19942304 >>19940737 did you ever hope Alexa could make juice? Well now she can! Just put the juice into the Alexa and Alexa will make juice!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 07:46:08 2023 No.19942309 >>19940737 >>19939569 >>19939378 the thing is the Juicero is really no better than a Ring door camera. I don't know why normies give a pass to one obviously retarded product but curb stomp another one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 07:59:04 2023 No.19942330 >>19939248 The fruity one is good, the rest taste like garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 08:01:22 2023 No.19942337 >>19939248 Something that immediately fails?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 08:06:38 2023 No.19942351 >>19942309 What's wrong with Ring? having to pay for storage?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 08:10:40 2023 No.19942358 >>19940737 Imagine if they had just set their engineers to create a machine that would milk the user's cock instead. Now that would have been successful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 08:22:01 2023 No.19942381 >>19939248 Hello fresh

Anonymous Sun Nov 26 08:28:32 2023 No.19942389

>>19940737
Apparently it was expensive because it was made with the best quality parts available for no reason and scrambled together having parts were they didn't belong.
There was a video were an engineer goes through it laughing his ass off. Kind of a shame he only opened it up I would have loved watching him trying to screw with it to see how easy it is to get it to work wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 08:30:39 2023 No.19942391 >>19941759 >Seek out people who built up a small business based on a self made image for promotion >Tell them exactly what to say and show during the ad

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 10:05:42 2023 No.19942519 >>19941542 Did you even read his post

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 10:17:26 2023 No.19942532 >>19942389 i think i know the video youre talking about yeah, he was super impressed by the manufacturing quality and tolerances of the bits. no expenses spared. for a fucking juicer

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 10:19:12 2023 No.19942537 >>19939248 >sees white skin tones on boxes erm, sorry sweaty, but i dont support the WHITE PATRIARCHY, so that cereals a no go

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