when do i take turkey out??

[Anonymous No.19931153]

when do i take my turkey out to defrost? i got a 32 pounder and i'm gonna be serving a dozen people or so. it's been in the deep freezer for a month now and i was wondering when the best time to do it?

guests are arriving tomorrow around 2pm EST

[Anonymous No.19931163]

>>19931153
4 days ago.

[Anonymous No.19931263]

Put it still plastic wrapped in the sink and run cold water over it for a couple of hours, maybe turn it a couple times. Cold water, not warm. Continuous stream.

[Anonymous No.19931270]

>>19931153
This kind of weight gain has to be some kind of trauma response.

[Anonymous No.19931341]

>>19931270
My dick has a tendency to do that.

[Anonymous No.19931346]

>>19931153
yeah...that's not going to be fully defrosted in time. ya fucked up retard

[Anonymous No.19931447]

>>19931153
So put the turkey back in the fridge and go to the grocery store and buy one of the fresh birds. It takes literal days to defrost anything the size of a turkey in the fridge.

Otherwise you can try defrosting it in your sink with cold water but it will still take several hours and you need to change out the water every 30 minute for maximum thawing.

[Anonymous No.19931488]

>>19931153
Convincing trash bag cosplay

[Anonymous No.19931513]

>>19931153

[Anonymous No.19931689]

>>19931270
Most young people don't understand how hard the wall they are gonna hit is. They think "i'll never be like that" but once 30-35 hits and you no longer feel like going out and dong anything ever, you will become your parents.

[Anonymous No.19931760]

>>19931270
It's fetish bait

[Anonymous No.19931768]

>>19931153
You can use the defrost setting on the microwave it will take like 30 mins but saves a lot of time (was in the same situation as you last year OP)

[Anonymous No.19931895]

>>19931689
shit is the truth
t. 38

[Anonymous No.19931909]

>>19931768
I did this last year and it unironically turned out fine

[Anonymous No.19932125]

>>19931153

[Anonymous No.19932219]

>>19931153

[Anonymous No.19932240]

>>19931689
LSD use prevents this decay

[Anonymous No.19932309]

>>19931689
I'm 32 and I actually am now losing weight by just drinking beer instead of eating.

[Anonymous No.19932315]

>>19931768
>32 lb turkey
>microwave
Nigger what the fuck kind of microwave you got in your house?

[Anonymous No.19932325]

>>19931689
31 here. This hurts.

[Anonymous No.19932338]

>>19931153

Take it out around now. Should be fine.

[Anonymous No.19932340]

>>19931153
you need to fill your bathtub with cold water and put it in there ASAP. im not even joking

[Anonymous No.19932347]

You can defrost your turkey by using the defrost function on your microwave

[Anonymous No.19932359]

>>19931689
>>19932325
about to be 32 in 3 weeks. i dont go out as much because how many times can i do the same fucking things before they get boring? all parties/general outings are the same after time
luckily for me i am not nor ever was even remotely close to being fat so that's nice.

[Anonymous No.19932378]

>>19932309
same thing happened to me, its a liquid diet, hard to mantain weight. i quit drinking in august and its been actually a struggle to eat normally still, my body is still conditioned to liquid and not solid foods so i have a weird food aversion that i'm trying to combat

[Anonymous No.19932384]

>>19931153
Texas BBQ will do that to a gal

[Anonymous No.19932402]

>>19931153
Yoooo this girl turned into a straight up HOG

[Anonymous No.19932410]

>>19931153
Paper bag over the face and I would.

[Anonymous No.19932427]

>>19931689
36. More energy than ever. Stop sitting in front of the tv and doing an office job

[Anonymous No.19933033]

>>19931689
37
I'm honestly healthier then I was in my 20s.
The wall came and I actually took it seriously... most my peers didn't

[Anonymous No.19933043]

>>19932315

[Anonymous No.19933057]

Don’t use cold water use almost boiling water to unthaw it