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Best way to cook a turkey?

>> No.19926456

I get one for free from work every year and I honestly just make turkey and dumplings or turkey noodle soup. Break it down and simmer it, remove the meat and use the actual tender and moist meat for whatever you want. I guess it's not the easiest but it's pretty easy and you get a lot of versatility with the result.

>> No.19926461

CD method works the best for the big ones.

>> No.19926848

>>19926438
Au vin

>> No.19926851

overcook it for no reason and then put gravy on it

>> No.19926915
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>>19926848
That's for COQ.
>>19926851
A Great Ameritard Tradition.
>Obligatory
Spatchcock it

>> No.19926924

ROAST EM

>> No.19927311

>>19926438
fucking it

>> No.19928589

>>19926438
This is such a scam. Where do you suppose all these rubes are disposing of the gallons of waste oil?

>> No.19928594

>>19928589
not my problem

>> No.19928602

>>19928589
I dump it on my neighbor's lawn and make up stories that implicate other neighbors' children

>> No.19928604

>>19928594
All Americans are literally Forest Gump.

>> No.19928609

>>19928604
>All Americans are literally the greatest movie of all time

>> No.19928637

>>19926438
Letting it thaw before you deep-fry it.

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>>19926438

>> No.19929002

>>19926438
personally im frying my turkey doing it cajun style in an electric fryer

>> No.19930520

>>19928589
The nearest storm drain usually does the trick

>> No.19930547

>>19926438
You know it's done, right after a video of your carport, going up in flames, is posted on utube.

>> No.19930585

>Pour orange juice in bottom of roasting pan so that it's 1/4 inch above the very bottom of the turkey
>Stuff an entire sack of quartered apples/oranges up it
>Follow the cooking time that is plastered in multiple locations on your turkey's packaging to the literal, exact, precise minute
Viola, you've cooked a turkey

>> No.19930748

I'm smoking mine this year.
Brined it too. This is gonna be great.

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>> No.19930843

>>19930822
the block of cheese always gets me

>> No.19930859

>>19926438
I usually go for Gordons recipe. Sure he's complete shit not and has been for quite some time but the turkey combined with the apple cider gravy is pretty solid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJZeAAs2V2c&ab_channel=GordonRamsay

>> No.19930969

>>19930843
that's exactly where I stopped kek

>> No.19930973

>>19926438
search for pepin's turkey on youtube and do that.

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>>19926438
If anons need a game to play at thanksgiving try Sweet Potato Casserole: https://youtu.be/XmYc9A0cJEc?si=JQXunufGhty9gMU7 [Open]

It’s a Yahtzee variant and works with any standard dice

>> No.19931022

>>19928589
dealing with the oil afterwards is what really deters me from doing it again, although the 4 times i've fried one it came out great everytime
I would basically reuse the oil containers to try and funnel the used oil into them, but of course a lot would spill on the grass. was even worse when i tried to use a siv to filter the oil to use it again. turns out in my area there wasn't even a place that i could take the oil to get processed/recycled, so i just dumped the containers in the trash.
i'm not frying a turkey this year but if I do, i'll just buy a home depot bucket or 2 for the oil and dump it directly in the trash.
>>19930859
I tried this recipe too but nothing beats fried

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>>19926438
>Best way to cook a turkey?

Years back when camping, my buddy cooked a "subterranean turkey".

We built a fire in the late morning and around noon, (so the dirt underneath would be heated) then scraped away the coals with a shovel and dug a hole, put the turkey in the hole, filled the dirt back in and built the campfire back up on top, which we kept going going until evening, when we reversed the process and unwrapped the turkey, which was juicy as fuck and the meat was falling off the bone. It was really good.

>> No.19931134

>>19931127

Doh, I forgot to say, the turkey was wrapped in multiple alternating layers of wet newspaper and aluminum foil.

>> No.19931141

>>19926438
Use your oven

I swear, i'm starting to think Burgers see those as decorations.

>> No.19931145

>>19930822
It just keeps getting worse and worse. The brine at the beginning is the only thing I would be willing to try.

>> No.19931373

>>19931141
I want to suck your toes

>> No.19931497

>>19926915
O LAWD HE COMIN'

>> No.19931535

>>19930822
This just makes me sad about a sandwich place in Osaka, where I live... Used to be the only place I could get a Reuben. Now it's just goey cheese Instagram bullshit with no flavor. You get 100 yen back if you post a picture on your Instagram...

>> No.19932345

An effeminate Filipino man on my block spit roasts turkeys plural over hot coals and bastes them with Pepsi …it’s actually not bad

>> No.19932349

>>19926438
don't