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19922587 No.19922587 [Reply] [Original]

What's your favorite hot sauce to use with burritos specifically?

>> No.19922590

>>19922587
anus rape infused thermonuclear carolina reaper destroyer sauce

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>>19922587
I'm on this right now. Pretty much full circle after trying it all. Pound for pound goat right here

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>>19922590

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>>19922587
for breedos it's 100% pickerel

>> No.19922627

>>19922587
I got some off-brand smokey hot sauce recently. It's kind of like chipotle Cholula in flavour, but it's thick and has a narrow squeeze applicator like sriracha. It's really good for burrito type stuff you pick up with your hands because it doesn't run everywhere.

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>>19922627
>it doesn't run everywhere
well fuck what is it anon? inquiring minds must know.

>> No.19922640

>>19922587
if I'm eating at the place or getting take out I just use their in-house red salsa. at home I use Cholula lime

>> No.19922645

Anyone have that pasta with the anon eating at a burger joint and talking up the waitress? He mentions barcades. It makes me laugh every time.
Also it's tabasco or whatever anyone offers generally. I don't do spice for spices sake after going through with a really stupid dare. So stupid.

>> No.19922651

>>19922630
https://www.justchillies.co.uk/product/chipotle-chilli-sauce/
Mine is in a little sriracha like bottle, don't know if they've changed to glass online for some reason.

>> No.19922755

>>19922587
Franks red hot.

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>>19922587
Cholula green if you must.

Anything hotter is for the cheap microwave burritos you get in the Wal-mart deli.

>> No.19923174

>>19922958
never tried this one, have tried the other variants. does it actually taste like jalapenos? I like jalapeno flavored things but not jalapenos themselves

>> No.19923184

>>19922587
sriracha

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>H̸̛͍Ǫ̴̓Ț̵̾ ̶̌͜Ŝ̵͉A̷̖̕Ư̷̗C̸̦͘E̷̙͌ ̶̛̻?̸͔̊?̷̞̔?̷̰̚

>> No.19923284

>>19923174
>does it actually taste like jalapenos? I like jalapeno flavored things but not jalapenos themselves
Yes, that's exactly what this is. you get jalapeno flavor but significantly less heat compared to actually adding diced jalapenos. Doesn't overpower the dish.

>> No.19923304

>>19922587
Tabasco OG, Tabasco chipotle and Tabasco mild/green/jalapeno.

But I never tried a burrito so idk

>> No.19923371

>>19922587
The one I make myself
tomato sauce
red chili flakes
red chili powder
cayene powder
onion powder
mexican oregano powder
black pepper
salt
msg

>> No.19923374

>>19923371
>no vinegar
uhh....

>> No.19923388

>>19923374
why would I put vinegar in my taco sauce?

>> No.19923392

>>19923388
uh....

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>>19923392

>> No.19923415

>>19923374
I like hot sauce, not vinegar sauce.

>> No.19923604
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>>19922587
Tabasco is pretty solid for burritos desu. My favorite readily-available-ish stuff is this version of El Yucateco, but the red one works if it's all that's available

>> No.19923925

>>19922645
Not but it reminds me of last night. went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is hot'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

>> No.19923973

>>19922587
nothing out of a fucking bottle, that's prisoner food

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>>19922587

>> No.19924012

Rice in burrito detected abandon thread

>> No.19925411

>>19922587
show the beta responding with "sweet mango hanbenero"

>> No.19925456

>>19922596
based enjoyer

>> No.19925471

>>19922587
Louisiana crystal or el yucateco chili habanero

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>>19922587
If it's hot sauce. It's gotta be Mikey's

>> No.19925690

>>19922587
i like a good chunky salsa, fresh. hot sauce is kinda gay ngl senpai

>> No.19925831

>>19922596
Fantastic on eggs too

>> No.19925840

>>19923980
cholula mogs t*b*sco and tapatio so hard it's unreal
but melinda's habanero is for the true patrician

>> No.19925876

>>19925840
Cholula is absolutely disgusting and overtakes whatever you put it on. I have no idea why it's so popular, unless it's that our food here in the US is usually so awful that you want something to mask the taste.

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I wonder what would happen if I went to a Chipotle and just snuck this in alongside all the Tabasco.

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>>19923185

>> No.19926813

Tapatio

>> No.19927590

>>19922587
The 'Lula

>> No.19927595

>>19923284
>>19922958
Good tip, will pick some up. Is it more or less hot than the original Cholula?

>> No.19927601

>>19925876
What do you like, Anon?

>> No.19927686

>>19927601
Tobasco!

>> No.19927704

>>19927595
less

>> No.19927707

los calientes unironically

>> No.19927718

>>19922587
Scorpion Tabasco is pretty much my all-around choice. Maybe something milder with a pizza that has really light toppings but yeah. Good shit with burritos. If you've never tried it, try a few dabs of it on falafel.

>> No.19927720

>>19922587
>walk into chipotle
>take all 3 hot sauces
>post it on 4chan

lol

>> No.19927724

>>19925490
Where can I buy this?

>> No.19927727

>>19927720
they are there for the taking, if you have what it takes

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>>19922593
>>19926337
Found your Subaru

>> No.19928428

>>19927704
I got some. Looking forward to trying it. I am aghast at the recent chipotle price increases, so I will just try it on my homemade burritos

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Once you got a good burrito
Don't spoil it with something that isn't fresh

>> No.19928819

>>19923604
This is the sauce

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>>19928418
At least you make it obvious you're the same faggot who always posts that shit in the hot sauce thread. We know you were raped. You can stop now, though

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>>19922587
This place has the best burritos I’ve ever had and their hot sauces are fucking fantastic. If you ever get a chance, try them out.

>> No.19929149

>>19922596
Whenever I need Tabasco sauce I go to a local chipotle and steal all of their unopened bottles.

>> No.19929152

>>19923925
Hey it’s three-for-free everybody!

>> No.19929160

>>19923925
You have autism. It’s okay I do too. You’re in the right place.

>> No.19929163

>>19927686
Apparently it’s Tabasco now. Time line must have shifted. I’m from the Tobasco timeline as well.

>> No.19929270

>>19928428
Good luck. You'll have a shit load of prep work but a good burrito is worth it. I honestly think the if you can get a source for those extra large, elastic tortillas you'll have a shot. Don't forget to press them first. The Mission soft tortillas are probably the best store brand but Chipotle isn't making theirs by hand every day so there has to be a comparable source.

>>19928812
This anon gets it. Good Tex-Mex is all about freshness.

>> No.19929295

>>19929055
are you upset because you look like >>19923185

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>>19929149

>> No.19929629

>>19929295
No, I'm upset because no one here looks like that and you're annoying as fuck. Which is why you post the way you do. Go shit up a different board

>> No.19929636

Personally, I enjoy Admiral ass-annihilator's Hemorroid Holocaust Nuclear Fire-rhea murder sauce, now ranked at 500 blajillion scovilles. Sure it requires major surgery to replace most of your colon after intense and severe internal burns, but the flavor is just that level of kino that you need in the day.

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Tried this on a Chipotle burrito once, but fuck it was horrible, it doesn’t work anywhere outside Taco Bell and that’s both miraculous and terrifying

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>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>> No.19929811

>>19929805
Nice fanfiction, but nobody actually talks like this. Fuckin' weirdo.

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>No, I'm upset because no one here looks like that and you're annoying as fuck. Which is why you post the way you do. Go shit up a different board

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>>19922587

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>>19929811
>Nice fanfiction, but nobody actually talks like this. Fuckin' weirdo.

>> No.19929922

>>19929805
/ck/ in a nutshell.

>> No.19929923

>>19922587
Do you guys have any salsa recipes?

Here’s mine:
Bunch of tomatillo
Same amount of serrano peppers
Garlic(fresh) to taste
1/4 to 1/2 of an onion
1 to 4 habaneros
Plenty of salt

Blend everything, you can add a bit of water to help the blending.
DO NOT SMELL IT RIGHT AWAY
That’s it.
I have considered adding vinegar but haven’t tried it yet.
It should be very sour and kinda salty. It lasts about 4~5 days in the fridge.

>> No.19929967

>>19929805
I fucking HATE this copy pasta

>> No.19929972

>>19922596
This and regular 'basco are just the best on everything

>> No.19930001

>>19923604
This is the good shit

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>>19922645
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>> No.19930104

>>19922587
whatever has the reddest face at the tijuana flats sauce bar

>> No.19930264

>>19930087
Holy beerble.
Holy smokes.

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>>19929824
Just go to a different board already. You're the worst poster we have

>> No.19930592 [DELETED] 

>>19929629
>no one here looks like that
I had a good chuckle at that, thanks seething flyover neckbeard anon.

>> No.19930604

>>19922596
Came here to say this. It's got a great flavor for burritos, wish it was a little hotter sometimes.

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>>19930379
>Just go to a different board already. You're the worst poster we have

The funniest part of whatching you get so triggered is you think it's just one person.

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>>19929967
>I fucking HATE this copy pasta

>> No.19930954

>>19923304
>But I never tried a burrito so idk
worst post on this board

>> No.19931014

>>19929270
Thanks man, I've actually been making my own burritos for a month or so now. Pretty straightforward, I make about 4 at once, and freeze the other 3 so I have an easy source of good food over the next week when I want it - just reheat for 40 minutes at 350 in the oven. I just tried the green cholula you recommended, and am definitely a fan!

>> No.19931021

>>19923374
i hate vinegar in hot sauce. u noob.

>> No.19931023

>>19931014
lemme guess. u have a reddit account and like soi milk.

>> No.19931036

>>19925879
I hate this sauce so much. It has such a weird taste to it.

>> No.19931041

>>19931023
No to both of those

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>>19922587
the salsa verde or whatever; the cup of green sauce any decent mexican place gives you

>> No.19931175

hot sauce shitposter got banned. kek

>> No.19931200

>>19923980
this is an acceptable hot sauce

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>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>> No.19931307

Tapatio is my first choice for pretty much any form of Mexican food. Then Tobasco, Cholula, Texas Pete in that order I think

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>I fucking HATE this copy pasta

>> No.19931421

Yeah not giving a shit about your retarded preferences is such a "noob" thing to do. Fuck off, ESL.

>> No.19931700 [DELETED] 

>>19931421
>not giving a shit
Yes, clearly…

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>>19931175
>hot sauce shitposter got banned kek

>> No.19931812 [DELETED] 

Oh good, Cletus finally went to bed. Anyway sweet habanero Cholula is pretty good with pork.

>> No.19932017

>>19931700
That's the second basic english post you've failed to comprehend.

>> No.19932039

>>19923604
this is the one

>> No.19932243

>>19930592
You're off the mark on all those things. The projection is unreal here.

>> No.19932322

>>19932243
you're wrong and it's obvious to everyone

>> No.19932352

>>19932322
>n-no, y-you!

>> No.19932358

>>19929639
The bottled shit isn't the same as the packets fyi. They put preservatives in to make it shelf stable and it fucks with the taste. The packets are great with homemade breakfast tacos if you have any left over.

>> No.19932363

>>19932358
why would they not put preservarators in the packet shit? those sit in warehouses, shelves, and the back of the sysco truck at least as long if not longer than the jars

>> No.19932379

>>19932358
Xanthium gum and guar gum are stabilizers retard--all the shitty sauces have it, even in the bottles.

>> No.19932380

>>19932363
I was honestly just talking out of my ass. The real reason they taste different is that the shelf stable stuff is made by Kraft while the packets and store-use sauces are made by Marzetti. Taco Bell basically licenses their name to Kraft so none of the store products are the same because Kraft literally doesn't have the actual recipes.

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>Oh good, Cletus finally went to bed. Anyway sweet habanero Cholula is pretty good with pork.

>> No.19933216

I only use hotsauce on tacobell. Under no other circumstances will I use hot sauce. If the food is actually good there is no need for it.

>> No.19933776

For me it's El Yucateco Black.

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>hot sauce shitposter got banned. kek

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>>19932363
>preservarators

>> No.19934029

i prefer salsa, all that vinigear hotsauce over the beans and rice just kinda isnt ideal. how sauce is nice on heavily seasoned meat and bean paste only burrito

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>>19922587
pic related is the only thing you eat with a burrito

>> No.19934231

>>19934029
>all that vinegar
We're literally dealing in drops here. It's not even in the same category as salsa and the two aren't mutually exclusive. That said, hot sauce shouldn't be necessary on a burrito. But you're right it's necessary on a cheap and quick 'rito.

>> No.19934235

>>19928418
>>19922590
>>19923185
>>19929828
>>19930680
>>19931336
>>19933815
I don't get it. I'm all for mocking hot sauce fags with their collections and scovilles, but are you claiming you never use shit like tabasco to spice up some pizza or something? Or are you just trying to fit in and misusing the meme? Did a spicy dick soy chad fuck your girl?

>> No.19934236

Tomatillo and red chili or habanero salsa.

>> No.19934241 [DELETED] 

>>19933815
reported for ban evasion
kill yourself

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>>19927724
Found it here just scroll down
www.hinterlandfarmkitchen.com/store
Lots of good meme material

>> No.19934363

>>19922587
Just make a red or green chile sauce and use that

>> No.19934369

>>19934235
I am just having fun with stupid soy boy memes.

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>reported for ban evasion
>kill yourself

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>>19922587

>> No.19934465

>>19934436
>that decaying front tooth
Not that anyone should ever make soyface, but when your teeth are rotting, definitely not.

>> No.19934476

>>19922587
>favorite hot sauce
Sliced fresh habanero peppers.

>> No.19934483

>>19934476
That isn't a sauce

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19934503

Happy Thanksgiving, you hothead faggots. I love you.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3yji2djI8r8

>> No.19934616

>>19934356
might actually try that

>> No.19934617

>>19934483
When you have peppers, you don't need a sauce. That's the point.

>> No.19934624

>>19922596
This. Mogs all other soyces

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>>19934235
Normally I just use whatever salsa the restaurant gives me. If they forget i'll just add Tabasco like you said. But no I'm not putting HELLFIRE ZOMBIE SNOT on my breakfast burrito. Stop bringing that shit in the breakroom.

>> No.19934790

i ahte chipuddle commercials

>> No.19934848

>>19923980
This

>> No.19934933

>>19924012
>Rice in burrito detected abandon thread
What do you put in your burrito?

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>I don't get it. I'm all for mocking hot sauce fags with their collections and scovilles, but are you claiming you never use shit like tabasco to spice up some pizza or something? Or are you just trying to fit in and misusing the meme? Did a spicy dick soy chad fuck your girl?

>> No.19935044 [DELETED] 

>>19934940
reported again
you'll run out of ips eventually
die

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>reported again
>you'll run out of ips eventually
>die

>> No.19935098 [DELETED] 

>>19929805
fucking kek

>> No.19935104 [DELETED] 

>19935081
reported again incel

>> No.19935114 [DELETED] 

>>19934428
BASED

>> No.19935115 [DELETED] 

>>19935104
I am actually floored by how mad you are lmao. Do you legitimately look like his AI pictures or something?

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>reported again incel

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>reported again incel

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>reported again incel

>> No.19936315

>>19931036
I tried some recently and I have to agree. It's too funky and overpowering. I haven't found a single food that it doesn't just overtake completely.

>> No.19936338 [DELETED] 

>>19935115
they all look like this down to the deadpool t-shirt

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>>19935145
>>19935297
>>19935310
Kek, ngl this is kinda funny and based.

>> No.19936516
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This one or the Mayan Hot are both superb
Good heat levels but not overwhelming

>> No.19936565

>>19936516
I mix this with texas pete in a squirt bottle, round 20% Yuca, love it.

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>>19922587
chipotle paste

>> No.19937116

>>19937024
>seeds
oh no no no no no

>> No.19937483

I loved spicy chilles and grow them on my windowsill, and I've loved them for decades because I love to find out their "real" flavor behind the spiciness.
Am I a hot sauce fag like the ones in this thread?

>> No.19937491

>>19922587
I use Crystal on everything.

>> No.19937493 [DELETED] 

>>19937483
If you have to ask then yes

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>>19937493

>> No.19937553

>>19937483
That's why I like Cholula green. You get jalepeno flavor but very little heat.

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19938248

> "sauce"

Not when we live in an age of popping cayane crystals.

>> No.19939007

>>19934617
So what's the point of any sauce of any kind by your logic?

>> No.19939016 [DELETED] 

>>19936338
I'm imaging you sitting down at a restaurant, seeing a bottle of tabasco on the table and smugly snickering to himself as the meme arsenal in your head flashes by

>> No.19939043

>>19938248
That sounds like a zesty cram!

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19939208

Would the scorpion Tabasco be any good on Mexican food, or would it be overpowering?

>> No.19939214

>>19934235
>on pizza
No that's wierd. I like hot sauce but I never thought of a time when I said "yeah, my pizza needs to be spicy"

>> No.19939218

>>19938248
That just seems like a bad concept

>> No.19939253 [DELETED] 

>>19939016
I'm imaging you sitting down at a restaurant, seeing a bottle of tabasco on the table and smugly snickering to yourself as you pull out your personal hotsauce and take a selfie with your mouth wide open

>> No.19939266

>>19922587
I always liked using habanero tabasco.

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What do you think of this? I like it.

>> No.19939386 [DELETED] 

>>/ck/thread/19922587

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>What do you think of this? I like it.

>> No.19939499

>>19939386
>Sir yes you can greentext and generate AI scenarios of us looking, acting, and smelling just like that indefinitely.
>Like look I'm doing it right now.
>Why is this fun for you than talking about hawt sawce tho?

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>>19939499
Oh sorry forgot to attach the picture of myself.
I don't really want to pay for a service, so I resaved from this thread.
If the person who originally posted this doesn't think I look like this, you should just tell me what you think I look like so I can provide it for you. You don't need to spend your time looking me look cringe and bad - I'll happily save you the trouble so you can do something more satisfying with your time.

Anyway, what sauce do you guys like best for jacket potatoes?
It's the one case where I use tabasco with butter over a more traditional "buffalo" -style sauce like Frank's, as the sharp taste of tabasco works really well with a bunch of starchy carbs.

>> No.19939514

Based jannies banning raging samefagging trannies.

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>>19922587
Honestly regular cholula is all I need.

>> No.19939523

>>19923980
Reminder you can buy these in giant 64 fl oz containers. I have a shitload and put them in generic oxo squeeze containers.

>> No.19939529

>>19939271
I really can't get a feel for what it tastes like from the picture.
What does it pair well with?

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https://youtu.be/40x-n5Ia5lk?si=UE9h4tvFaPzbrzJ1

>> No.19940118

>>19939007
>what's the point of any sauce
That depends on the sauce, doesn't it? The purpose of a hot sauce is to add spice and the flavor of the pepper, right? You can get that by simply adding the actual pepper, which is what I prefer. Some sauces, like soy or worstershire, can't simply be substituted with a simple single ingredient, but that's not the case for me with a hot sauce.

>> No.19940161

>>19940118
>That depends on the sauce, doesn't it?
I'll ask the questions around here.

>> No.19940242

>>19940161
Poorly.

>> No.19940306

>chipotle in adobo
>black garlic
>a spritz of lime juice and very limited dash of zest
>pink peppercorns
>mull together
Nothing beats it.

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>>19939214
Even then pizza places usually have pic on the table or in packets. That anon definitely pulls his fanny pack out when it's pizza time.

>> No.19940650

>>19923415
Based.
Are there any hot sauces you can buy without vinegar, or at least without much vinegar? I find Cholula tastes less like vinegar than most hot sauces but it still has a lot.

>> No.19940652

>>19925876
>overtakes whatever you put it on
Only if it has a naturally delicate flavor, in which case I wouldn't put hot sauce on it anyway.

>> No.19940654 [DELETED] 

>>19940650
Nope, none. None exist. Don’t even bother taking 4 seconds to google it.

>> No.19940659

>>19940654
Anon I was obviously asking for a recommendation. That's the point of a place like /ck/, to get input from actual people and not just curated lists that are probably made by an algorithim.

>> No.19940679 [DELETED] 

>>19940659
And I’m asking you to fucking kill yourself you boomer faggot

>> No.19940713

>>19940641
Never knew anyone to use the peppers. The cheese is great, though.

>> No.19940720

>>19923980
>>19922596
These are my go-tos, along with Louisiana hot sauce. A local place has the best hot sauce and I try to stock-up on it when I eat there.

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Cholulabros, how is it that we keep winning?

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>>19940745
It's good to be a cholulabro

>> No.19940775

>>19923604
>El Yucateco
The correct answer

>> No.19940793

>>19940775
More like el YUCK-ateco

>> No.19940803

>>19940713
That's odd. Lots of people use the pepper flakes in my experience.
They're good, I like adding them.

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>>19940748
>>19940745

>> No.19940824

>>19939214
hot sauce and pepper flakes make shitty average pizza a little better or interesting but I wouldnt put it on a good pizza

to answer ops question, cholula green if my only choice is bottled. make my own sauce in 5 minutes in a blender if I'm at home and not feeling lazy.

>> No.19940849

>>19940821
based

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>based

>> No.19940951

>>19925879
Way too sweet and tastes like shit, i fucking hate it.

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Who would have ever thought that trannies and faggots could get so easily filtered by fucking hot sauce.

>> No.19941008

>>19922587
Cholula - why fuck with a classic?

>> No.19941029 [DELETED] 

>>19941002
You genuinely have an intellectual disability.

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>> No.19941141

>>19940862
Is this one AI? Is the meme true? Did you pose for this picture? I can't even tell anymore

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>Did you pose for this picture? I can't even tell anymore

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Ive never been one for hot sauce....but this stuff is actually really damn good.

>> No.19941830

>>19941169
Lmao, I fuckin lost it. God bless you for providing my depressed face some solid laughs over the last few days. Keep doing your thing my man.

>> No.19941842

>>19941830
>depressed
You could use some more spice in your life

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>>19940862
I’m confused. Why would there be a wings-specific variety of Frank’s? Isn’t regular Frank’s already the standard for Buffalo wings?

>> No.19942941

>>19941029
Prove it

>> No.19942956

>>19941141
I think that's shedanon who lives on the backacre of his parent's property in a wooden shack and makes horrible ramen dishes doused in hot sauce

IIRC

>> No.19942996

>>19922590
>anus rape infused thermonuclear carolina reaper destroyer sauce
no way thats my favourite hot sauce as well!

>> No.19943654 [DELETED] 

>>19942941
we all had a nice giggle at your medical records in the group chat

>> No.19943822

>>19922587
Assuming it's a burrito that at least tries to be Mexican in some way, it demands a Mexican-style salsa (Spanish word for sauce), preferably made fresh in-house.

Different dishes require different sauces. Usually red for beef, green for chicken or pork, but that's just my preference.

>> No.19944065

>>19943822
The mission style burrito is Tex-Mex cuisine, not mexican. It's basically fusion food, which is why wraps are totally legit. The beaners themselves just wrap basic shit in tortillas. You are under no obligation whatsoever to be "authentically Mexican" when making a burrito.

>> No.19944141

>>19939208
Have you tried it? It's hot as hell and isn't vinegar based like normal Tabasco

>> No.19944593

>>19944141
It actually is vinegar based, just obnoxiously viscous compared to normal Tabasco

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>lo, lo there, mo stoirín
>may I inquire as to your panoply of artisanal hot sacues for discerning imbibers of that bawdily-labeled ambrosia?
>...oh, you, hmmm... howst might I put this... are not in possession of one? *tsk tsk*
>very well my pearl, be advised that this will weigh s in the critique of your little.. establishment I intend to publish for the perusal of interested connoisseurs

>> No.19945369

>>19922590
Poast beard
>>19922587
Valentina black label.

>> No.19945391

do real mexicans use these concentrated vinegar hot sauces

>> No.19945395

>>19943654
I have very little medical records and none that feature mental evaluations/issues. You're fucking retarded

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>>19945395
>I have very little medical records and none that feature mental evaluations/issues. You're fucking retarded

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>>19945481
I'm sorry you were raped
Just kidding, you suck

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>>19922587
shamelessly shilling my new favorite brand

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>I have very little medical records and none that feature mental evaluations/issues. You're fucking retarded

>> No.19945609

>>19922587
sriracha. i've never been a huge fan of tobasco, too vinegary for me

>> No.19945616

>>19923925
>would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook
ok why didn't you just say that then, seems like a good reason

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>>19922645
>It makes me laugh every time.

>> No.19945697

>>19929149
Are you African American by chance?

>> No.19945730

>>19945487
remember when your hot sauce general threads were just you samefagging for weeks at a time and it blew up in your face because you’re a sad boomer?

>> No.19945737

>>19945609
>tobasco
I see this a lot on here.
Is it a regional spelling?

>> No.19945765

Damn, /ck/ jannies are even more butthurt than /v/ jannies.

>> No.19945772

>>19922587
>What's your favorite hot sauce
Milk

>> No.19945779

>>19936516
>2 parts sour cream
>1 part Yucateco Green Hab
>garlic powder, salt, and lime juice to taste
Best sauce for fries or any potatoes ever

>> No.19945855

>>19945779
mm might have to try. instead of garlic powder and salt you think chicken salt would be good?

>> No.19946881

>obligatory

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>>19946881
forgot pic fuck

>> No.19946891

>>19945616
Neeeewwwwwwwffffaaaaaaaggggggg

>> No.19946896

>>19945855
Make a batch withoutnsaid things, split in half, season and try. Faggot.

>> No.19946901

for me it's the green one

>> No.19946904 [DELETED] 

>19923185
I guess janny has a death wish

>> No.19946909

>>19945779
Can confirm this sauce is amazing. Sometimes I use Chalua for people that don't like heat.
>>19945855
You can use something like Lawry's or Slap your mama, or Tony's Creole seasoning.
Old bay also works pretty well. It's easier to control salt levels if you make your own mix though.
Also, a tiny bit of onion powder really helps

>> No.19946912

>>19945509
That garlic habanero one tastes fucking amazing and I can only find it at certain stores now.
Fucking bullshit.

>> No.19946920

>>19945730
I've only started one barbecue sauce thread. That's some serious projection there, anon.
Did YOU used to do that with hot sauce threads and got so assblasted that you turned to the darkside and start posting AI via rustled jimmies?

>> No.19946929

>>19922587
I use the in-house salsa at the restaurant. If I had no homemade salsa then I would use habanero tobasco or siracha.

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>>19922645
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDED MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, how AMAZING is THAT? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>> No.19947002

>>19946931
>I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLE

jokes aside I've been to some mexican restaurants that will actually make you a salsa spicier than their average.

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>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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>What's your favorite hot sauce to use with burritos specifically?

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>I've only started one barbecue sauce thread. That's some serious projection there, anon.
Did YOU used to do that with hot sauce threads and got so assblasted that you turned to the darkside and start posting AI via rustled jimmies?

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>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>RENT: PAID
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>REDDIT: GILDED AND GOLDED
>COMPUTER: MAC
>WIFE: BLACKED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!
>NINTENDO SWITCH OLED POKéMON SCARLET AND VIOLET LIMITED EDITION: PREORDERED!!!!!

>> No.19947041 [DELETED] 

Why were all the gems baleeted?
http://warosu.org/ck/thread/19922587
http://warosu.org/ck/thread/19922587
http://warosu.org/ck/thread/19922587

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>Why were all the gems baleeted?

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>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>TECHNOLOGY: AMAZING
>FAITH: SPIRITUAL BUT NON-PRACTICING
>RENT: PAID
>MONEY: DIGITAL
>OWN: NOTHING
>STATUS: HAPPY
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>JANNIES: PAID
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>VACCINES: BOOSTED
>VACCINE PASS: REGISTERED
>ACCOUNT: SYNCED
>REDDIT: GILDED & GOLDED
>MUSIC: SPOTIFY
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>YOUTUBE: PREMIUM
>AMAZON: PRIME
>COMPUTER: MAC
>CELLULAR: IPHONE
>OS: UPDATED DAILY
>DATA: STREAMED
>STORAGE: CLOUD
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>TV: SMART
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>ADS: WATCHED
>CAR: EV SUBSCRIPTION
>WIFE: BLACKED
>CHILD: STEP & ADOPTED
>REFUGEES: SHELTERED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>GAME: PASS
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>STEAK: BLUE RARE
>COFFEE: FAIR TRADE
>CHOCOLATE: WHITE
>MILK: ALMOND OAT
>PROTEIN: BUGS
>COOKING OIL: SEED
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>FACE: MASKED
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>EYESIGHT: BAD
>CURRENT THINGS: SUPPORTED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>INFLATION: GOOD
>CLIMATE CHANGE INITIATIVE: PLEDGED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>ALL COPS: ARE BASTARD
>NATIONAL FLAG: STOMPED & BURNED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!

>> No.19947048 [DELETED] 

>>19947045
take your meds chud

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>>19947048

>> No.19947054 [DELETED] 

>>19922590
fpbp

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>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?

>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.

>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.

*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*

>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?

>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

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>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE CHAD IS THAT YOU?!??!??!?
>LONG TIME NO SEE FRIENDERINO I'M SO GLAD TO MEET YOU AGAIN
>REMEMBER THAT TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN I WAS PLAYING POKEMON BLACK (GEN 5 BEST GEN BTW) AND AFTERWARDS YOU CLAPPED MY CHEEKS AT THE GYM SHOWERS??? GOOD TIMES LMAO. AT FIRST I DIDN'T CONSENT AND I CRIED AND SCREAMED AND TRIED TO FIGHT BACK BUT I EVENTUALLY SUCCUMBED TO YOUR POUNDING. MY ASS BLED SO MUCH WHEN YOU TOOK MY ANAL VIRGINITY BUT IT FELT SOOOOOOO GOOD.

>EVER SINCE THAT EVENT I'VE BEEN CROSSDRESSING LIKE A PRETTY LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL AND TRIED TO IMPRESS YOU WHILE PLAYING POKEMON BLACK 2 BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS IGNORED ME. I JUST WANTED TO BE THE GIRLY SISSY SLUT WHO SUBMITS TO YOUR DEMANDS AND DOES EVERYTHING THAT YOU'D ORDER ME TO DO.

>WELL I'M MARRIED NOW WITH TWO STEP-CHILDREN AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BECOME MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND & BULL. PLEASE ACCEPT THE OFFER, I IMPLORE YOU. MY WIFE NEEDS A GOOD FUCKING FROM AN ALPHA CHAD BULL WHILE I WATCH, MASTURBATE, CRY, REPLAY POKEMON BLACK AND CONTEMPLATE ABOUT MY LIFE CHOICES IN THE CORNER LIKE A PATHETIC SÖY CUĆK FAGGOT AS YOU RAM MY WIFE WITH YOUR MASSIVE JUICY WET HARD COCK AND IMPREGNATE HER WITH YOUR DELICIOUS FERTILE SEMEN.

>> No.19947084

When did hotsauce turn into a soyboy meme? Like time wise?

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>When did hotsauce turn into a soyboy meme? Like time wise?

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>>19947082
>genwarfag shits and cries on other boards too

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>>genwarfag shits and cries on other boards too

>> No.19947099 [DELETED] 

>>19947084
May 4, 2019

>> No.19947100 [DELETED] 

>>19947082
If I ever typed this out, or god forbid had it saved to copy later, I would kill myself the very next second. I don’t give a shit soyjack me up but we both know what you need to do

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>If I ever typed this out, or god forbid had it saved to copy later, I would kill myself the very next second. I don’t give a shit soyjack me up but we both know what you need to do

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>>>19947082
>If I ever typed this out, or god forbid had it saved to copy later, I would kill myself the very next second. I don’t give a shit soyjack me up but we both know what you need to do

>> No.19947113 [DELETED] 

>>19947099
Must have been a weird day

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>Must have been a weird day

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>Anonymous 11/27/23(Mon)18:57:35 No.19947100▶

>>>19947082
>If I ever typed this out, or god forbid had it saved to copy later, I would kill myself the very next second. I don’t give a shit soyjack me up but we both know what you need to do

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In these uncertain times
>BUILD CREDIT
>BUY 4cuck PASS
>LISTEN TO THE TRUE CRIME PODCAST
>TRUST THE REMOTE
>EAT THE BUG
>DRINK THE DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
>USE THE STRAIGHT RAZOR
>TRUST THE DOCTOR
>EAT PEANUT BUTTER M&M’s (NOT REESE’S PIECES)
>EAT BAKED LAY’S
>WATCH_DOGS 1 WAS A BAD GAME
>IMPLANT THE WAGIE CHIP
>EPSTEIN WAS THE ONLY ONE, MAKE NO FURTHER INQUIRIES
>CARBON FIBER
>OBSERVE THE SABBATH
>HAVE SEX
>DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY
>DO NOT QUESTION FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING
>DO NOT TAX THE BILLIONAIRE (HE MAKES MORE SO YOU CAN CONSOOM)
>PAY THE TAXES FOR THE ROADS
>PAY THE INCOME TAX
>PAY THE STATE TAX
>PAY THE FEDERAL TAX
>PAY THE CAPITAL GAINS TAX
>PULL THE SHEETS RIGHT OFF THE MATTRESS THAT YOU STOLE FROM YOUR ROOMMATE BACK IN BOULDER
>GIVE YOUR BROTHER HIS TURN ON THE SWITCH
>WATCH SPORTS
>GET A PERMIT TO IMPROVE YOUR OWN HOME
>SELECT ALL STREET SIGNS
>BUY THE SUBSCRIPTION BOX
>BELIEVE IN SPACE
>READ THE BIBLE
>SHAKE WELL!
>DO NOT TRUST YOUR SENSES
>PICK A TIE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
>GET ADDICTED TO BASEDJAKPOSTING SO YOU ACCIDENTALLY POST A PIC OF YOUR FACE ON 4cuck AND RUIN YOUR LIFE
>YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
>TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE (FORMELY SELECT THE SQUARES)

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>biblically accurate angels
>mature anime
>lost media
>unconventional christmas movies
>uncanny valley
>liminal spaces
>strangely familiar places
>junji ito
>akira
>neon evangilion
>serial experiment lain
>so bad its good
>the pope exists in the car universe
>prequel memes
>gaslighting
>/mu/core
>trust the science
>just let people enjoy things
>sus
>techwear
>creed aventus
>based
>who would win walter white or tony soprano
>pirating indie games is immoral
>its fun with friends
>its a good X game but it falls flat as a Y game
>japanese movie posters
>this scene of Vito from The Sopranos kind of looks like Star Wars!
>/tv/ is a bad board
>copium
>racism outside /b/ not allowed
>christianity/mormonism/scientology is just like a cult
>lofi hip hop
>plastic love
>captain america lifting thor's hammer
>john lennon was a wife beater
>nobody:
>who hurt you
>I don't really care about politics, it makes me unhappy
>misinformation spreads quicker than real information
>Penguinz0
>frankenstein is the scientist not the monster
>y'all
>reporting soijak spammers isnt reddit
>Ed Edd n Eddy took place in purgatory
>gaslighting

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>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.

>> No.19947162

Wtf is happening?

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>> No.19947186

>>19947084
when it became mainstream with the introduction of hot ones

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>>19922587
every single mexican restaurant in cali-wali has one of two bottles sitting on each table: Tapatio, or sometimes Cholula. If your hotsauce aint one of those two then, well......you just ain't right.

>> No.19947383 [DELETED] 

warosu.org/ck/thread/19922587
warosu.org/ck/thread/19922587
warosu.org/ck/thread/19922587

>> No.19948924

>>19947383
KEK

>> No.19948946

>>19922590
Oh my Science ... that is certainly effective of a description...

>> No.19948952

>>19942771
if I remember correctly the wings variety has sneed oil mixed in. No idea why.