/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19916694]

We’re back baby!

[Anonymous No.19916717]

> But Stewart Elgie, a law professor and director of the Environment Institute at the University of Ottawa, said the decision is unlikely to bring back straws, stir sticks and the like.

>The federal government still has ample authority to regulate plastics that are harmful to the environment,” he said. “They just have to do it in a targeted way, and have the proper scientific support behind it.”

It's over, Chud. Plastic straws are gone forever.
Now get back to sucking through your soggy paper straw.

[Anonymous No.19916723]

>>19916717
whatever happened to using actual straws, as in the stalk? they work pretty well

[Anonymous No.19916730]

>>19916694
Already replaced

[Anonymous No.19916749]

>>19916694
they were supposed to be banned here in EU like a few years ago and I sitll see them in store lmao
fuck turtles, ill keep buying them

[Anonymous No.19916755]

Can't we keep having straws but agree to not dump them in the ocean?
Wouldn't that work?

[Anonymous No.19916758]

>>19916755
Get a load of this madman

[Anonymous No.19916767]

>>19916755
>agree to not dump them in the ocean?
That trick never works.

[Anonymous No.19916772]

>>19916755
NO! straws are for children and homosexuals

[Anonymous No.19916777]

TKD

[Anonymous No.19916794]

>>19916755
that would require some sort of...relationship between people. I think there's some archaic term for it. like when I believe someone won't hurt me even though they can? god what's the word it's been so long

[Anonymous No.19916813]

I bought some metal once. Its OK, I guess. Still angry at the turtles though. It's called evolution! You lazy stoned looking fucks

[Anonymous No.19916888]

>>19916694
Can someone honestly justify this shit yet forget about the fact that 99% of anything that we use is made out of plastic eg. coke bottles?
This whole straw thing has to be a globonigger psyop right?

[Anonymous No.19916905]

>>19916794

[Anonymous No.19916909]

>>19916813
some of these tires were my friends, ceatures I had known from nut and acorn. they had voices of their own

[Anonymous No.19916911]

>>19916772
They're also for people who have had strokes or have palsy and such.
Plus, I definitely need to drink my bloody mary through a stray.

[Anonymous No.19916927]

>>19916911
I meant straw.
I don't sip my drinks through a hollowed out cat with no owner.
The rumors are unfounded!

[Anonymous No.19917037]

[Anonymous No.19917040]

>>19916694
I just bought 400 plastic straws they are still out there. Also the internet exists so just keep buying plastic straws. I never sucked off a toilet paper roll and I won't start now. There never WAS a plastic straw ban in my world. Become ungovernable

[Anonymous No.19917044]

>>19916755
No. I don't even use straws but I'm too autistic and don't feel like saying I don't need a straw whenever I order at the drive thru its just one extra thing to say. On the way home I throw that fucker out the window

[Anonymous No.19917053]

>>19916909
OK tire ent

[Anonymous No.19917411]

>>19916888
think about the heckin' turtlerino who had a straw stuck up in his snoot. Could not boop the snoot/10

[Anonymous No.19917441]

>>19916717
I carry a metal straw

[Anonymous No.19917514]

>>19917411
Its funny how much they always bring up turtles like we give a single fuck about a turdle who's too retarded to stay off garbage. Like the other anon said, it's all natural selection.

[Anonymous No.19918021]

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[Anonymous No.19918039]

>>19916723
when I was a kid I used to take reeds and straw and anything hollow and breathe through them for fun and one day I blew a slug out the end of one and I stopped doing it forever

[Anonymous No.19919770]

>>19916694
I buy straws just to dump them in the ocean. I have personally spent $500 on straws just this year to throw cast into the sea.
TTD (Total Turtle Death)