Have you ever encountered something you were embarrassed to order at a restaurant because it had a weird name?

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Anonymous Thu Nov 16 18:56:25 2023 No.19909486 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever encountered something you were embarrassed to order at a restaurant because it had a weird name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 18:59:10 2023 No.19909493 >>19909486 Wendy's used to have an ad campaign for Dave's Hot and Juicy Double and I still order it that way to this day

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 19:12:04 2023 No.19909527 >>19909486 Someone post the rooty tooth fresh and fruity screencap

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 19:27:18 2023 No.19909571 >>19909486 I just point to the menu. If the dumb mexican makes me say anything I call ICE on his or her ass and get them deported

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 19:28:12 2023 No.19909573 >>19909486 Most fast food has childish names and is visited by childish grown ups. It's a major reason why I never go there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 19:33:54 2023 No.19909586 No, especially if it's named retardedly I expatiallie make sure I say it wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 19:35:35 2023 No.19909588 Large coffee please

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 19:36:37 2023 No.19909590 File: 57 KB, 1080x887, wuqz1xpb0gv71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19909527 here

Anonymous Thu Nov 16 19:38:14 2023 No.19909595

>>19909486
I used to hang out with this Christian girl in college and we went to some restaurant. She wanted to order a sex on the beach cocktail but was too embarrassed to say it so she just pointed to it on the menu lol. She later dragged me to some school Christian club pizza party one Friday night and it was packed with a bunch of awkward dudes that also only seemed to know her. Realized she pulling the ole Flirt to Convert on me, dipped out and never talked to her again kek.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 19:53:13 2023 No.19909643 >foreign/ethnic restaurant with non-english words for dishes >pronounce it incorrectly and you sound like a retarded uneducated redneck >pronounce it correctly and you sound like a pretentious smug pseud

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 20:04:29 2023 No.19909665 There's a Japanese restaurant in my area that serves something called "eel don".

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 20:06:02 2023 No.19909671 >>19909643 >uh lemme just get that *point at it*

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 20:32:00 2023 No.19909741 >>19909486 My buddy used to order this beer called Purple Juicy at this bar we'd go to and the bartender always looked weirded out when he'd say it. It was great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 21:29:19 2023 No.19909918 >>19909486 either I don't eat at restaurants that do this, or if they do, I don't have interest in those items, and if I did I would just point at it, never had anyone make me say a stupid name.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 21:29:58 2023 No.19909921 >>19909486 No I just say what the fuck I want. Some burger named wet daddy whatever isn’t going to be something I want. I’d say who the fuck thought it’d be a good idea to give a burger such a dumbass name.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 21:41:00 2023 No.19909966 >>19909486 >point at item on menu and say "that" >disregard the opinion of someone who chose to be a fucking waiter/waitress because their ideas and their vocation are equally worthless >tip nothing

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 21:42:09 2023 No.19909968 >>19909921 you sound like the kind of guy who would say "BURGER RARE" to the waitress and refuse to elaborate further

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 22:05:36 2023 No.19910056 >>19909486 I order sausage muffins at mcdonalds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 22:33:26 2023 No.19910119 >>19909595 Idiot she wad just introducing you to her social circle and events she goes to. The awkward guys only knew her because she's the only one they tried with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 22:55:23 2023 No.19910187 >>19909486 >cold stone creamery's sizes I just said 'the large one'. I am not gonna say "GOTTA HAVE IT"

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 22:58:14 2023 No.19910195 >>19910187 they already knew you wanted the largest size when you walked in

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 23:00:50 2023 No.19910200 >>19909665 based retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 23:10:08 2023 No.19910232 >>19910195 >Hello Anon. The usual? A trash bag full of chocolate ice cream? And no, just like last time, we do not have sweaty anime girl feet drizzle...

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 00:08:37 2023 No.19910479 A bar I used to go to had 'Long Dong Foot Long' hotdogs. I'm not into hotdogs but one of my gay friends ordered it every time he went out with us so I guess the marketing worked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 00:14:30 2023 No.19910508 >>19909643 This is why Vietnamese restaurants are based. Every variation of every dish is assigned to a number because they know nobody can pronounce shit. You can just ask for a 73 or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 00:22:52 2023 No.19910536 I used to hate asking those people at McDonald's to "supersize" my combo meal. I mean, what could possibly be more embarrassing than that? I mean, aside from eating fries cooked in something other than tallow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 00:23:32 2023 No.19910541 >>19910479 >one of my gay friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 00:28:54 2023 No.19910562 >>19910479 Does it hurt when a gay man's anal cervix gets bumped repeatedly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 03:43:12 2023 No.19911174 File: 2.22 MB, 498x498, IMG_0472.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19909571 I call ICE anyways

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 03:55:29 2023 No.19911224
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>>19909486
>Have you ever encountered something you were embarrassed to order at a restaurant because it had a weird name?
Yes, and I shouldn't have to wish for an IRL incognito mode when placing an order.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 03:59:49 2023 No.19911234 >>19911224 >Hiroshima roll >deep fried what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 03:59:54 2023 No.19911235 >>19910562 Is that where the rectum branches off into the terminal colon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:02:59 2023 No.19911246 at a foreign restaurant do you make a noticeable effort to pronounce the names of foods? Or just accept you'll probably get it wrong or sound pretentious and say it 'wrong' immediately?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:03:52 2023 No.19911248 File: 23 KB, 489x423, 256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19909486 I can't order a Baconator™. I just fucking can't.

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:06:34 2023 No.19911255

>>19911246
I just say it like how anyone else would because that's how they're the most used to hearing it from the other customers. I've tried saying the names correctly and they'll look baffled because I fucked it up so badly and I'll have to say a shitty English version instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:07:02 2023 No.19911258 yeah negronis i tried once and saw a nigger turn its head and stare at me after i ordered it once and the waiter was like HUH? YOU SAY A NIGGERONI?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:12:31 2023 No.19911270 >>19911248 You can do it, Anon. I believe in you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:14:34 2023 No.19911278 >>19911248 I can and have they're fucking good dude dangerously good

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:23:32 2023 No.19911291

literally worked at a place where the menu and the POS system said "chicken nugger". i offered to fix it and they told me i was racist. fucking chinese
customers asked about it all the time, some even called to order the "chicken nugger" and i wish they had spelled it "french fried" for the fries.

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:27:59 2023 No.19911309

>>19911255
>I just say it like how anyone else would because that's how they're the most used to hearing it from the other customers. I've tried saying the names correctly and they'll look baffled because I fucked it up so badly and I'll have to say a shitty English version instead.
I know how you feel, Bro. I've been there before. I've tried to say English words the same way English speakers do, but it always comes out weird. It's like all they hear is "honk! honk!"
The baconator is the worst. I'm like "Me woods like dee baycunnaytur, and I gibs yous dee monies fo it. I finna gibs you duh muhnee. Me gots lotsuh blingaling."

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:29:33 2023 No.19911316 >>19911309 not sure if sarcastic or based

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:31:33 2023 No.19911323 >>19911291 Anybody old enough to remember this has killed themselves by now or is in jail for child molestation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:33:17 2023 No.19911330 >>19911323 I wish they sold niglet nuggets at places like KFC. Like, why not recycle them? Cannibalism is like a part of African culture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:35:22 2023 No.19911338 I'll obviously never ask go to McDonald's to ask for a McGangbang and will just make one myself. Also I don't think most of the employees would even know what that is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:36:39 2023 No.19911341 >>19911338 >I'll obviously never ask go to McDonald's to ask for a McGangbang and will just make one myself. Also I don't think most of the employees would even know what that is. We all know what it is. The secret sauce is semen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:37:26 2023 No.19911344 >>19911330 sorry but they're for stem cell research only

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:39:54 2023 No.19911352

>>19911344
You know, if Black people of color would stop aborting their children and selling their flesh to places like Wendy's, Burger King, and Popeyes, They could seriously have a chance of genociding a certain race that is inherently racist because of their skin color.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 05:43:23 2023 No.19911541 >>19909643 >pronouncing a foreign language correctly is pretentious L M F A O

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 05:53:44 2023 No.19911565 >>19911541 they'll notice the shit accent some languages are easier than others of course

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 06:13:08 2023 No.19911603

Fuck no. If there’s a stupid or gay dish or drink name on the menu that I want
I make sure to order it in the creepiest voice possible. If there’s a woman server I’ll do the Buffalo Bill voice, if it’s a gay server he gets the lispy gay bar voice, if it’s a straight chad guy server he gets the flirty vocal fry trans person voice. Works every time cause no one is willing to call my bluff and risk being fired or cancelled. Yes, I know it’s insane behavior but it’s so much fun.

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Anonymous Fri Nov 17 06:50:32 2023 No.19911689

>>19911541
I feel that too though. I feel like a d-bag saying things with a different accent, rolling my r's and shit, but then 2 words later sounding like my normal southern self. I used to date this mexican girl that would torture me like this. it was like the rooty tooty fresh n fruity bit.
>what did you buy at the store anon?
chorizo and eggs
>what and eggs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 07:30:19 2023 No.19911767 >>19910119 are you intellectually disabled?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 07:32:50 2023 No.19911773 >>19911689 It's stupid that pronouncing something properly is something to be mocked. Fuckin Americans, would you make fun of some Japanese saying "cheeseburger" perfectly inside a string of Japanese?

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 08:00:37 2023 No.19911836
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>>19911773
That's different. Japs can't do any better because they are lesser than me. Naturally I hold myself to different (higher) standards because I am a citizen of the greatest nation on Earth, and everyone else is just visiting. Expecting other people to be as good as me would be cruel. I am not only better but also benevolent.
How brave of you to ask by the way, i'm sure whatever wonderful little nation you hail from is just.....wonderful. Can't wait to visit someday. I'll buy lots of nick-nacks. I know you're country is full of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 08:22:11 2023 No.19911866 >>19911323 sweer potato

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 08:25:26 2023 No.19911873 The Yard and Coop in Manchester in England had a chicken sandwich about a foot high called The Massive Cock. You best believe I looked straight in the eye of the waiter when I ordered it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 08:25:38 2023 No.19911874 >>19911541 I said no such thing. I said that it comes off that way to others. I do it anyway, because my policy is "it's better to be right and mocked than wrong and lauded".

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:54:48 2023 No.19912412 >>19909486 >dishes on the menu are not numbered Is this just our thing ? I don't think I have ever seen a restaurant without it in my life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:59:37 2023 No.19912431 >>19911541 thats american culture and education for you lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 13:05:48 2023 No.19912442 >>19909590 Lmaod

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 13:51:47 2023 No.19912525 I usually stand up and do a little dance while ordering a rooty tutti fresh and fruity. I had 6 years of jazz tap, might as well use it when it matters most.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 13:55:15 2023 No.19912533 >>19911773 of course i would

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 14:05:04 2023 No.19912554 >>19911258 I used to work at a bakery in the ghetto and multiple times black people would point at snickerdoodles and ask what they were and when I told them I got "HUH U SAY A NIGGA WHAT?"

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 15:04:51 2023 No.19912729 >be white >go to soul food restaurant in Detroit >there is a mandatory "you have to say the N word" policy when you order your food if you're white >I holla at my server HEY THERE N-- >Immediately accosted by a murder of fine upstanding black folk

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 15:10:59 2023 No.19912741 >>19909486 https://youtu.be/iWfHLPrfkho

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 15:38:38 2023 No.19912792 >>19912554 If that actually happened I’d like to believe they were just clowning on you. Was it mostly older blacks doing it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 15:41:59 2023 No.19912796 >>19909588 >"okay, so you want a tall blonde, and can I get your name?"

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 15:59:41 2023 No.19912837

subgay has something called "no bready bowls" that's just the sandwich contents in a bowl without any bread. somehow this is different from their salads and i don't know how, so you can't just say salad instead. their online ordering experience is just horrible and takes like 30 minutes just to get an order placed, and i managed to get through it just to avoid saying any of this shit to another human.

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Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:08:23 2023 No.19912868

>>19912846
they were probably not allowed to disable it when they were sold out, so they made it really expensive to make sure nobody bought it because it's impossible to refund individual items in-shop for online orders.

the online system also lets you select up to 11 sauces, which is all of them.

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:10:40 2023 No.19912874

>>19909486
Fuck no. If the restaurant wants to name their food something stupid, I make direct, intense eye contact with the waitress and order it exactly as it is written with the creepiest inflection i can stand while keeping a straight face. Bonus if I know her name.
>Yes Judy, I would love to have big bobs double dipped mozzarella marathon. Thank you.
When she delivers the food:
>big bobs double dipped mozzarella marathon looks wonderful, Judy.
When she asks how the food is:
>big bobs double dipped mozzarella marathon is delicious, Judy.
Considering women are already creeped out by me, I would imagine there are a lot of requests to change the names on the menu after I leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:11:29 2023 No.19912875 >>19912868 thank you for your service

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:13:17 2023 No.19912881

>>19911224
Do you turn red and start stuttering when someone says penis or vagina lmao

I don't understand this thread. Whenever I order food for pickup (because fuck the extra fees of tipping or delivery) I always give my name as Rock Johnson. When I go in, I say, "Hello I am picking up an order." they ask for who, and I say Rock Johnson. They pause for a moment and then they give me the food, that's it

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:14:37 2023 No.19912882 >>19912881 That's identity theft. Book 'em, boys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:15:03 2023 No.19912883 >>19912874 I would bet money that you have never ordered for yourself in a restaurant. Or spoken to a woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:16:05 2023 No.19912886 >>19912883 Hope you didn't bet too much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:18:35 2023 No.19912894 >>19911874 >my policy is "it's better to be right and mocked than wrong and lauded". You can be wrong and mocked too.

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:18:36 2023 No.19912895

>>19912882
I place the order as Rock Johnson. sometimes the desk person asks me to wait and they grab a manager or someone from the kitchen so they could see Rock Johnson.

I think they think it's a prank when they see the name, and don't expect anyone to show up and get the food. if I'm drunk then I'll wear a funny outfit or hat or something but usually it's just business as usual for Rock Johnson.

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:22:11 2023 No.19912904
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>>19909590
My dad would happily say all these silly names whenever we went out to eat, embarrassing me to no end.

But now I'm 31 and I find it pretty hilarious. Weird how dad's go from cringe to the funniest fuckin dude on the planet with age.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:59:10 2023 No.19912993 >>19911224 aight but this one is based >>19912881 >Do you turn red and start stuttering when someone says penis or vagina lmao i do that

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 17:03:18 2023 No.19913008 >>19909968 I don't order burger rares and I don't order wet daddy burgers either. I'm not wasting my time and money at a restaurant that acts foolish. If they want to fool around they can do it without me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 17:07:20 2023 No.19913021 >>19912895 I don’t really get why “Rock Johnson” is supposed to be funny. Is it supposed to be an idiom for “hard dick” or is it supposed to be like the wrestler? Explain pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 17:07:47 2023 No.19913022 >>19909486 Once had a coffee shop's owner's kid try to smartmouth my ordering The Sugar Bear "what a great name for a latte". His name was Kwang Chung.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 17:09:00 2023 No.19913027 >>19913008 I’m not the guy you were replying to, but you sound like an insufferable cunt. I hope you find something to be happy about one day, otherwise what’s the point of anything?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 17:09:50 2023 No.19913030 >>19910119 it doesn't matter because she broke it off with him anyway and he is just coping

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 17:19:59 2023 No.19913057
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Not a menu item, but an entire BBQ restaurant in my area with the goofiest name imaginable.

It's a shame because thr food looks amazing but the name of the establishment is so embarrassing that I'd never set foot in there or order from there. I'd certainly never work there, either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 17:21:37 2023 No.19913061 >>19913022 EVERYBODY KWANG CHUNG TONIGHT

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 17:32:16 2023 No.19913089 >>19911224 Is that ketchup on the chefs special roll?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 17:37:01 2023 No.19913100 >>19913089 worse. siracha

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 18:00:12 2023 No.19913191 >>19913057 You sound like a self conscious sperg, I would go to OinkADoodleMoo and befriend the entire staff and buy a tshirt to wear later

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 18:05:14 2023 No.19913204 >>19913191 It's called shame and some people are born with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 18:28:12 2023 No.19913251 >>19912895 whenever my father had to give a name to reserve a table he'd say Donner so the employees would say "Donner party, your table is ready."

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:11:59 2023 No.19913405 >>19912894 No shit, retard.

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:14:23 2023 No.19913413

>>19913021
yes, it refers to a hard penis. everyone in this region knows what it means, but it's still subtle enough that you don't get banned or questioned, just giggles and sly looks. winks sometimes.

>>19913251
lol based. wonder how many people know what that is anymore. reminds me of that Mitch Hedburg joke about missing parties at restaurants

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:20:39 2023 No.19913430 >>19909486 No, because its just words. You say them and its done and over with, and the waiters have heard those words thousands of times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:28:04 2023 No.19913449 >>19911234 chortle

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:31:43 2023 No.19913459 >>19911248 Just order a number 2 you doofus

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:37:12 2023 No.19913477 >>19913460 >I'll take the margherita pizza thanks

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:39:18 2023 No.19913488

>>19911773
Yes lol, if they were speaking a sentence in Japanese and then said cheeseburger in perfect American English it would sound strange. It makes more sense to use whatever language you are speaking in's version of a foreign phrase since it will fit more pleasingly within the sentence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:45:14 2023 No.19913501 >>19909595 Doesn't sound like she was trying to convert you, it just sounds like you were an orbiter

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:46:46 2023 No.19913507 File: 38 KB, 400x400, 1681761684241594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19913460 >cauliflower in sauce >17.75

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:48:55 2023 No.19913510 >>19911873 This is surreal, I did exactly the same thing. Unfortunately it was a piece of shit overstacked sloppa sandwhich

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:49:31 2023 No.19913511 >>19913488 Are all Americans this mentally ill?

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:53:51 2023 No.19913527

I decided not to pick up food from a Filipino place a couple months ago because they didn't have online ordering and I wasn't sure how to pronounce the name of something. But no, nothing in English. Why would you get embarrassed? Were you the one who wrote the menu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:57:33 2023 No.19913537 >>19913460 >I am leaving

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 19:58:56 2023 No.19913543

>>19913511
Not that anon, but it's true for more than just Americans. If you spoke more than just English you'd know that other languages have different intonations and accents to them, and breaking out of that for a single word in the middle of a sentence just sounds weird.

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 20:04:24 2023 No.19913554

>>19911773
When I visited Quebec it was funny hearing fast French gibberish spaced out by slow fluent English accented "fuck" and "fucking". It threw off the timing and sounded like Morse Code.
>Le sjfhkdshfdhksj - FUCK --- skjfklsjflks -- FUCKING -- skdflkdjsflskd - hon hon hon tabarnak

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 20:08:48 2023 No.19913573 i went from eating wendys at least once a week to never because of the biggie bag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 01:20:12 2023 No.19914628 >>19909486 I pronounced it "gyro" instead of "Euro" at some Greek restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 01:28:49 2023 No.19914653 >>19913459 Oh so now I gotta buy fries and a coke because some corporation named a burger after a movie villain?

Anonymous Sat Nov 18 01:40:28 2023 No.19914682
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I remember once my friend and I went to McDonalds and he asked what I wanted and told him a mcdouble and fries and he thought I was making it up and refused to say it and said "a double cheeseburger" and they responded "you mean a mcdouble?"
>pic related was mfw

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 01:44:12 2023 No.19914698 >>19909595 >t. will be complaining about all women being used-up whores once he hits the male wall

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 01:44:33 2023 No.19914701 >>19914682 Isn't there a difference though? Two slices of cheese on the double cheeseburger and one on the McDouble.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 01:45:49 2023 No.19914709 >>19909595 You live in Letterkenny, ON?

>>	None !j8OtIup/EI Sat Nov 18 01:49:20 2023 No.19914721 >>19913057 lemme get an oinkadoodledoo vasectomy with extra 'vark

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 01:49:53 2023 No.19914722 File: 842 KB, 336x252, rick.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19914701 I dunno, I've never called it a double cheeseburger at mcdicks

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 01:51:26 2023 No.19914727 >>19911526 I want to punch the artist in the face

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 01:58:22 2023 No.19914754 >>19909486 now that im 50, i pronounce the j in fajitas. and not a little. its so off putting, my mom wont take me to chilis anymore. yes, i know and i dont care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 01:59:02 2023 No.19914758 >>19914722 they had the double cheeseburger for $1 in 2003 and it had two slices the mcdouble came out probably 10 years later

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 02:00:03 2023 No.19914763 >>19914754 peter griffin already did it when he ordered 6,000 chicken fajitas

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 02:03:06 2023 No.19914774 >>19912868 I've gotten all the sauces on my sandwich once. Not good.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 02:27:06 2023 No.19914858 >>19914841 it's not edgy to not want foreigners benefiting from your work without contributing

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 02:47:35 2023 No.19914917 >>19909643 Lol nobody cares you hypersensitive kegel

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 02:54:49 2023 No.19914934 >>19913008 >Has first date in 15 years >She picks a fun restaurant >Gets mad about the names on the menu and can't continue the conversation

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 03:08:12 2023 No.19914966 >>19914858 ok, but we both know you don't call ICE. you just stutter through the menu while avoiding eye contact

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 03:27:13 2023 No.19915023 I remember going to a boba place with my cousins and they had anime and cartoons on the walls. Anyways they had the normal flavors but the specials all had cringe names that were references, I just wish I could remember them

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 03:31:19 2023 No.19915041 >>19909595 Good job protecting your virginity pal, you almost got suckered by a good Christian girl. Lucky you escaped!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 03:34:37 2023 No.19915049 DOPIO

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 03:51:26 2023 No.19915103 >>19909493 at wendy's or...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 06:40:23 2023 No.19915531 >>19914966 No he pointed at the menu instead of saying anything. Please pay attention anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 09:26:06 2023 No.19915789 >>19909595 >tfw i only not attract cute girls with serious daddy/drug issues whose only saving grace is "destroyed gag reflex"

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 09:26:14 2023 No.19915790 >>19909486 I'm deeply embarrassed any time I try to order a cookie as an adult male.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 09:33:03 2023 No.19915801 >>19915790 Please leave the dog shelter and never return.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 09:44:40 2023 No.19915821 >>19911246 Sort of, in japan I refuse to speak the katakana pronunciation. I'm not mispronouncing an english word just because your language can't into ending words with consonants

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 09:48:19 2023 No.19915825 >>19911541 Fuck you. I bet you're one of those lily white 4th gen immigrants with a bog standard American accent until suddenly its pronounced >pwwerrtouu rrrrrrricccco

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 09:49:45 2023 No.19915827 >>19915789 >doesn't want good blowjobs you can only get from a proper experienced whore. Also, I recently made myself a sandwhich using duck paté and chili oil. Was delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 09:52:47 2023 No.19915836 At the end of the day, I just want the waiter to know what I'm ordering. They're the audience I'm trying to cater to. >>19915821 Start speaking your English with every word according to its etymological root.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 09:57:22 2023 No.19915844 >>19913460 Don't even have to look it up, there's no chance in hell this isn't in southern CA

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 10:00:25 2023 No.19915846 >>19909966 >tip nothing Enjoy getting some beaner's creamy load on your food

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 10:00:58 2023 No.19915847 >>19915836 I'm sure that argument sounded smarter in your head

Anonymous Sat Nov 18 10:34:09 2023 No.19915910
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>>19915847
It probably did but at the point of katakana, it's basically entered their lexicon in the same way that many English words have French language roots. I don't go around saying 'beef' like a French pansy - but I do also hate eating at French restuarants cause they do get mad when you pronounce the items badly

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 11:32:12 2023 No.19916016 >>19913057 >filter pretentious dweebs with this one weird trick!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 11:33:22 2023 No.19916019 >>19914653 >lemme gettuhhhh number 2, just the sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 11:49:38 2023 No.19916044 >>19915846 You know tips happen after the food, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 13:02:14 2023 No.19916157 >>19909486 I once wanted to try chocolate choux, but I didn't know how to pronounce it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 14:00:23 2023 No.19916271 >>19914823 it doesnt bother me when they include the normal name. vegetarian is much more offensive

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 14:04:36 2023 No.19916281 >>19909486 it's live when I order a daves triple at wendys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 14:05:36 2023 No.19916283 >>19911248 Lemme get uhh a Bacontator meal large.

Anonymous Sat Nov 18 14:25:16 2023 No.19916327

>>19909486
A local burger chain with franchisees in Iran (why?) had a ”That Unbelievable Renovation” burger and I fucking hated it. Never bothered to order it because of the dogshit stupid name.

Context: ”That unbelievable renovation” was a D-tier comedy film with our nations’ worst comedian in the leading role

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 18:27:32 2023 No.19916803 >>19912904 ive found that as you get older innocent silly shit like this gets funnier and funnier. just embracing the absurdity of this stuff with a shit eating grin is so fun and makes navigating society so much more manageable

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 18:29:11 2023 No.19916811 >>19912904 It's because your fucks given about the opinions of others go down as you age

Anonymous Sat Nov 18 18:38:07 2023 No.19916832

>>19911224
Y'know, if I ever make a sushi bar, I'm not gonna put the "roll" in the name. I'm just gonna have names and descriptions with numbers next to them.
>1. Simple (choose a fish, a vegetable, and a house sauce)
>2. California (the usual)
>3. Crunchy
>4. Dragon
>5. -ing in the deep (deep fried eel, cold seaweed)
>6. -ing my grave (cream cheese abomination of some kind)
>7. Barrel
>8. Duck And
>9. Rick (if you order by number, it's just the sushi; if you order by name, you get pranked)

>>	All fields Sat Nov 18 18:47:46 2023 No.19916860 >>19909643 like i care what some third worlder thinks lmao I will pronounce it FOH not fuh. Don't like it? too fucking bad kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 18:54:55 2023 No.19916891 >>19911338 my friend did this when we were in high school and the cashier just unblinkingly stared at him until he ordered actual food. >this was back when a mcgangbang costed $3 total >now it's like $9 for the components fuck mcdonalds

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 19:01:00 2023 No.19916907 >>19913057 you're gonna miss oinkadoodlemoo one day down the line when all that's left is corporate fake meat shit that makes you use dumb language to order your cold impossible burger anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 19:02:44 2023 No.19916912 >>19913460 this what happens when californians get schizophrenia

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 19:26:23 2023 No.19916973 >>19911773 I would laugh my ass off but I wouldn't mock them for it >kabanigachochikawahomi- cheese burger -kankorominiwaloganma

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 20:04:06 2023 No.19917071 >>19916891 Thank you, I bitch about this all the time. Shit mane, I remember when you could get a mcgangbang for $2.14 and I’m not even 30. Fuck this gay earth and fuck McNaldo’s.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 21:34:38 2023 No.19917312 >>19914682 Here in bongland they are actually just called double cheeseburgers, quarter pounders etc instead of the McThing names.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 21:53:40 2023 No.19917352 >>19915041 fucking lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 22:00:46 2023 No.19917369 >>19912442 Considered making a sarcastic, perhaps mean-spirited comment but decided not to be mean. I have goodwill towards you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 22:05:50 2023 No.19917381 >>19909590 >>19909527 kek, reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/p4LQglpbrsw?si=l8wCC0HkCWJmXAWk&t=251

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 22:11:59 2023 No.19917404 >>19911224 >yeah, uh, lemme get the...spic loadblower

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 22:17:09 2023 No.19917417 >>19916019 they'll know what I'm up to, they'll make me say it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 23:30:13 2023 No.19917621 >>19917312 they probably nixed the Mc because you guys don’t associate the Irish with having food, you dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 23:52:13 2023 No.19917687 >>19909486 >>19909590 So is it confirmed that restaurants that pull this shit are doing it on purpose to force customers through ritual humiliation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 02:09:33 2023 No.19918174 File: 63 KB, 1024x576, 1697093243236885m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone else still have trouble ordering anything with "chicken breast" in the title if the server is a girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 02:45:44 2023 No.19918306 >>19918174 I have trouble using the term chicken breast at home in front of my parents.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 02:49:43 2023 No.19918326 sure sign the establishment is owned by a degen and should be avoided.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 02:56:31 2023 No.19918352 >>19913463 Classic

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 03:08:17 2023 No.19918402 six chicken nugger

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 03:41:29 2023 No.19918502 >>19914774 Thanks for the heads up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 05:09:34 2023 No.19918704 >>19918174 >>19918306 >chicken breast chick tit hen booby nugget milkers cock jug fowl bosom poultry udder biddy nipple

Anonymous Sun Nov 19 05:24:05 2023 No.19918745

>>19909486
No but one time I went to a Vietnamese place and wanted to order a dish I didnt know how to pronounce. I said to the asian waiter I would like this pointing to it on the menu but im sorry i dont know how to pronounce it. Then the fag got snippy with me and said he didnt either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 14:42:58 2023 No.19919661 File: 110 KB, 1315x443, faggots.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19911873 I'd do the same and it would be grand if they had faggots on the menu as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 14:49:49 2023 No.19919669 File: 13 KB, 572x496, 1696104648322517.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19913537

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 14:50:57 2023 No.19919671 >>19917312 >quarter pounders Like the money?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 14:51:31 2023 No.19919672 >>19916811 this

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 14:53:11 2023 No.19919674 >>19914698 >male wall Doesn't exist

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 15:01:25 2023 No.19919687 File: 105 KB, 416x640, 1630287251184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Nov 19 15:02:33 2023 No.19919691

>>19909595
>letting a sweet and naive angel escape because you're a cynical goylem
Holy based bro, don't forget to buy a new graphics card to play cool video games with instead of hanging out with these cringe christians and accidently having sex and a family!

Anonymous Sun Nov 19 15:11:03 2023 No.19919706

>>19911541
Americans are extremely insecure about not knowing other languages. They are largely monolingual and have some kind of obsession to defend themselves at every opportunity. It's also why all their food is just some americanized slop or why they can't fathom why anyone would consume media in another language.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 15:18:29 2023 No.19919722 >>19909643 I just point to the number mate That's what the numbers for

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 15:19:00 2023 No.19919726 File: 166 KB, 455x442, 4236565426450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19913460 >those prices

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 16:04:20 2023 No.19919826 >>19918174 >tfw have small group of friends where we take turns cooking/hosting because we're food autists irl >every single time chicken breast is involved we call them cock titties git gud

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 17:58:28 2023 No.19920102 >>19909595 based retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 18:29:38 2023 No.19920193 >>19917312 The McCrispy begs to differ.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 18:43:40 2023 No.19920226 >>19909486 I used to live in Japan for like 5 years and now whenever I order at a Japanese restaurant in my home country I have to force myself to not pronounce the names correctly just so I don't come across as a complete asshole

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 18:50:26 2023 No.19920245 >>19913460 I've eaten here, it's pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 18:52:45 2023 No.19920248 >>19917312 Im France we call it the Royale with Cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 18:53:46 2023 No.19920250 >>19919826 >tfw have small group of friends where we take turns cooking/hosting because we're food autists irl I envy you.

Anonymous Sun Nov 19 19:15:20 2023 No.19920309
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>>19911278
They were even better before wendys nerfed the customization in their app.
I used to get
>-nix everything but bacon and light mayonnaise
>add blue cheese
>add spring mix
>add red onion
Genuinely one of the best fast food hamburgers ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 19:20:46 2023 No.19920319 >>19911291 could you order sweer potatoe there too?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 19:24:37 2023 No.19920326 >>19920248 this thread goes very hard love from(age) England I hate frogs so much it's unreal

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 19:26:32 2023 No.19920329 >>19915103 Oh everywhere, even at Japanese restaurants, you get funner food that way

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 19:30:46 2023 No.19920336 >>19909595 You got all the autistic Christian's malding, good job Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 19:33:17 2023 No.19920342 >>19914823 >I AM...Bread Substitutions ???

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 19:43:47 2023 No.19920361 >>19914858 but they're working, are you retarded? you're ordering from them in your made-up hypothetical, you red-faced stuttering autist

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 20:34:51 2023 No.19920505 >I'll have the Bussy Bacon Burger with extra sussy sauce I like when restaurants make me feel slutty

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 21:03:36 2023 No.19920575 >>19920309 Is that a boy or a girl? You know what, I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 21:10:21 2023 No.19920594 >>19920336 You gotta love it. "Accidentally having a family" can't make this shit up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 21:12:38 2023 No.19920600 >>19914858 You don't work. You don't contribute. They are working. They are contributing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 21:40:49 2023 No.19920697 >>19910508 pho cough

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 21:46:54 2023 No.19920719 >>19920697 >fOWe cOaf eh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 21:49:40 2023 No.19920727 >>19920719 bee

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 21:55:15 2023 No.19920743 >>19909595 You got all autistic malding over Christians existing, good job anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 21:58:52 2023 No.19920753 >>19919691 why are you mad lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 21:59:20 2023 No.19920754 >>19909486 Not exactly what OP is asking but I once went to a French restaurant called Mussels & Sausages They were apparently having trouble finding new hires lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:00:46 2023 No.19920763 >>19915836 >Start speaking your English with every word according to its etymological root. I do this when I'm feeling extra autistic that day

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:02:08 2023 No.19920769 >>19909643 I always make sure to pronounce it incorrectly on purpose

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:04:34 2023 No.19920774 >>19911603 >trans >person

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:05:32 2023 No.19920778 >>19911224 >>19911234 >Las Vegas roll This explains it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:21:22 2023 No.19920818 >>19910562 According to him, it feels like heaven

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:28:28 2023 No.19920843 >>19909595 /unsubscribe

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:30:33 2023 No.19920851 File: 47 KB, 423x750, 9a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19911323 Nah, I remember when it was first posted there's way older memes than this

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:33:42 2023 No.19920860 A&W is like that. Just give me a fucking burger man, I don't wanna order a grandpa burger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:39:00 2023 No.19920875 >>19911603 >>lispy gay bar voice lmao he'll just assume you want him

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:40:25 2023 No.19920879 >>19911689 >>allowing yourself to be tortured by women Pathetic

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:47:56 2023 No.19920904 >>19912874 That's not even creepy, you gotta make the name more sexual for maximum creep

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:53:23 2023 No.19920916 File: 291 KB, 1402x415, cumsaunce.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pasta de cum saunce

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:56:26 2023 No.19920928 >>19912904 That's because boomer humor is rife with "rooty tooty frooty" jokes like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 22:59:25 2023 No.19920930 >>19914682 Next time order a McGangbang

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 23:02:53 2023 No.19920943 >>19913204 Get a sense of humor you wokescold

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 23:03:13 2023 No.19920945 >>19917369 Thank you. It would be ok though, I could take it. Anything beats the loneliness. Have a good day anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 23:04:21 2023 No.19920948 >>19920943 thats a new one

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 23:08:42 2023 No.19920965 >>19913460 Sounds ESL

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 23:10:03 2023 No.19920971 >>19913477 Ah ah ah, you gotta say "I'm giving margarita pizza"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 23:10:45 2023 No.19920973 >>19920943 Woke scold. Good one

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 23:22:37 2023 No.19921002 >>19914709 What episode was this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 23:28:11 2023 No.19921017 >>19915825 >>lily white >>puerto rico 404

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 00:31:54 2023 No.19921168 >>19919706 We are proud to know the only language that matters

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 01:04:12 2023 No.19921275 >>19911873 >The Yard and Coop They still have the massive spicy cock https://www.yardandcoop.com/menu/

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 02:48:33 2023 No.19921571 >>19916891 >costed

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 02:51:17 2023 No.19921578 >>19921275 >england >first picture is a bmwf lmao can't make this shit up

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 03:04:47 2023 No.19921625 >>19909486 A restaurant in Montreal has a "doggy style" poutine. It's pretty good but the name is cringe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 03:13:14 2023 No.19921641 >>19913460 For me it's the coconut bacon

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 03:22:46 2023 No.19921674
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>>19909486
I went to this restaurant in Sorrento called Jolly Blu that served burgers called "Bob Marley" and "Daffy Duck".
The Bob Marley (pictured) is two patties, smoked cheese and french fries, and the Daffy Duck is the same but with raw ham instead of the patties
>>19910536
Looking at everything else in this thread, 'supersizing' is like the tamest one here

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 03:24:52 2023 No.19921676 can i get a rooty tooty fresh and frooty

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 06:55:02 2023 No.19922173 >>19921674 I'm pretty sure Bob Marley wouldn't have eaten a single thing on that plate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 06:56:10 2023 No.19922174 >>19916803 Truly, it is a blessing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 12:02:34 2023 No.19922572 >>19913460 >I am bread substitutions

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 12:29:00 2023 No.19922603 >>19921674 When you put fries on any sandwich or burger you can automatically go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 12:48:32 2023 No.19922622 >>19922603 chip butty tho m8 innit

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 13:01:30 2023 No.19922638 >>19914966 NTA but I reported my friend's boyfriend for being an illegal immigrant and they got his ass and deported him almost immediately.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 13:05:44 2023 No.19922643

>>19920916
restaurant in my town opened up and was 50s themed and all of their items were named after elvis songs and shit, and the names didn't even make sense. Chicken Tenders with fries was called the "Hound Dog", meanwhile the fucking HOT DOG ITEM was called "The Jailhouse Rocker" and the quarter pounder BLT was called "Burning Love".
I hate gimmicky shit like this. Maybe this would go over well if you were opening in vegas or something, but not some small town in Washington.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 13:06:36 2023 No.19922644 >>19922603 Seethe, monkey

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 13:08:20 2023 No.19922649 Test

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 13:08:54 2023 No.19922650 File: 896 KB, 1582x2048, 1670926005833874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you have the BALLS to order here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 13:36:01 2023 No.19922687 >>19922650 No homo but I want Guy's big balls in my mouth. Nothing weird about it - I just think the balls would taste good. I want his sauce. I wanna enjoy that pickle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 13:55:00 2023 No.19922712 File: 71 KB, 700x717, 08202007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19909486

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 14:03:42 2023 No.19922723 >>19911338 Aren't they also called McDank's?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 14:13:23 2023 No.19922737 >>19922650 this is so cringe, holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 14:20:26 2023 No.19922753 >>19922712 Honestly, I've reached the age where I'd prefer to be Sure Shootin' Rex Dandycorn than to get a free ChokkaWokka junior-mini childrens' sundae.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 16:14:27 2023 No.19923010

>>19911773
Yes I absolutely would. I would know they're trying to be annoying because native japs would not understand an english word in an american accent if it was sprinkled into one of their sentences like that. The only way to make it comprehensible is to speak with an accent.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 16:28:49 2023 No.19923042

>>19922643
i remember there being a 50s diner we ate at in universal studios. i no longer remember the name or if it's even still there but i remember the goal was to be period-accurate, so all the servers were women, wearing those light-blue maid-like uniforms with white aprons with nice hair, hairbands and tons of makeup.

the part about being period-accurate was they only served soda in glasses with ice, no straws or lids, and everything came out on black serving trays, and you can probably already see the problem with that. i think we were there for 30 minutes and at least 3 people spilled their drinks in that time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 17:26:56 2023 No.19923188 >>19913460 I'M WHITE

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 17:28:57 2023 No.19923193 >>19923188 racist

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 18:16:59 2023 No.19923300 I do not care

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 18:24:02 2023 No.19923327 File: 736 KB, 702x628, thehammy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19913463 Thanks for the laugh anon, ran some moons over my hammy. Unironically nice, inb4 shit presentation..

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 19:54:13 2023 No.19923598 >>19920851 >Leather is Dead Skin Pretty metal, I wouldn't mind a patch of it on my leather jacket.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:04:43 2023 No.19923633 File: 61 KB, 960x720, heh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19922173 He would have if it had jam in

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:06:53 2023 No.19923639 No. I'm a big guy so despite being a complete pussy IRL, people don't say shit to me if I order faggot froofroo shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:12:03 2023 No.19923660 >>19911689 just say tsoritso like any normal being

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:13:09 2023 No.19923664 File: 51 KB, 640x640, 1697172220418429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19909595 wow,christian AND pizza??you dogged the mother of all bullets there,be careful out there,big guy

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:40:56 2023 No.19923739
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>>19919706
>Americans are extremely insecure about not knowing other languages
Americans used to be bluntly proud about not needing to know a second language. It's an indescribable feeling of power knowing that the entire world learns your language just for the privilege to talk to you.

But now we're so self conscious and insecure. It's regrettable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:04:16 2023 No.19923813 >>19920600 >>19914966 wew he got you xenoidolatrist racists quite pissy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:06:00 2023 No.19923822 >>19913537 underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:13:35 2023 No.19923843 >>19923822 your post just made it overrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:30:28 2023 No.19923877 >>19909595 Nice bait, almost got me to be angry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:32:46 2023 No.19923886 >>19923739 >Indescribable feeling of power Yes, that's why all the great kings and conquerors knew multiple languages. Because speaking more than one is cringe. Americans, as usual, are very proud to be cattle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:53:58 2023 No.19923952 File: 113 KB, 229x221, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19917404 >spic loadblower

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:11:41 2023 No.19924026
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>>19923886
Modern heads of states don't need to be multi lingual anymore because they always have a professional corps of translators available. They can spend more time on useful things instead of learning other languages.

Cope all you want- you wish DEEP DOWN everyone on the internet spoke your native language, but that's not the case due to geopolitical realities. English is the current Lingua Franca.

Never forget that it's illegal to speak another language on 4chan (outside of /int/)

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:17:08 2023 No.19924042 >>19909486 I like cocktails but refuse to order Sex On The Beach for precisely this reason. >Teehee I'll have some sex on the beach, and the cocktail would be nice too!!! Fuck off you witless child

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:28:16 2023 No.19924083 >>19919674 patrick swayze, then he bogged himself. val kilmer hit it hard too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 04:01:14 2023 No.19925010 >>19914823 >I AM .... Homemade dressings

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 04:01:17 2023 No.19925011 >>19921275 That food looks good though ngl

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 04:02:29 2023 No.19925013 File: 685 KB, 2838x1396, 1111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19921578 Fucking hell, she's married and he's not. rofl. Bring the bull for massive spicy cock while hubby is working!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 04:34:49 2023 No.19925066 These comments. Why don't you guys just make a subreddit and get it over with? You deserve to have this community of 50 people talking about fast food every day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 07:17:29 2023 No.19925364 >>19925066 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 07:40:23 2023 No.19925396 >>19911689 I always pronounce it "chow-rice-ow".

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 07:42:22 2023 No.19925399 >suicide bomber chicken it's like 2m scovilles, i've tried it, very hot indeed in nz btw

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 07:43:00 2023 No.19925400 >>19909643 You are a walking fucking insecurity incarnate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 07:44:37 2023 No.19925404 >>19911224 If they have a cute waitress start smiling like a high idiot and ask for it while looking her in the eye.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 07:50:06 2023 No.19925412 >>19922638 I can guarantee, it wont make her let you tap, you pathetic autist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 07:54:01 2023 No.19925421 >>19914823 That's just a bunch of girl buzzwords

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 07:56:23 2023 No.19925425 >>19911689 >mexican girl is it nice dating a mexican girl? they seem pretty hot. i come from a very white nation. what is a mexican girl's hair like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 08:06:05 2023 No.19925442 I like saying gyro as Jie-Row loudly and proudly at the counters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 08:11:35 2023 No.19925450 >>19925442 Good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 08:33:46 2023 No.19925481 >>19909486 I'll have a number 11 please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 08:48:33 2023 No.19925497 File: 3.38 MB, 540x540, 1697261699742426.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my local pizza restaurant's best pizza is full menu title is "Thats The Way (Uh Huh, Uh Huh I Like It)"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 08:54:13 2023 No.19925507 >>19925497 Is it run by jovial darkies dressed in fashion from the 70s who are friendly and haven't been taught to blame whitey for everything by the CIA and their DNC buddies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 11:35:44 2023 No.19925698 >>19911773 lol reminded me of this https://youtu.be/6b2KOHQfixc

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 11:44:31 2023 No.19925706 >>19911246 When i was in Croatia i ordered with a Croatian pronunciation and the cute waitress laughed in appreciation

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 11:58:08 2023 No.19925719 >>19925412 Not everyone does something good for a physical reward, bro. He was doing her (and the country) a favor. That's it's own reward.

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 14:56:41 2023 No.19926012

>>19913027
I don't care what I sound like to you, anon. You're some random stranger.
I have things that make me happy in life and they aren't hamburgers with stupid names and restaurants that think I'm going to pay them to act ridiculous.
>>19914934
My wife and I still go on dates and she wouldn't put up with this shit either.
Meet someone who actually gets you instead of changing yourself to try to impress other people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 15:11:50 2023 No.19926061 >>19924083 They both got super cancer and only one of them survived it. That's not hitting the wall

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:19:50 2023 No.19926176 >>19909595 Why didn't you convert?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:27:06 2023 No.19926188 >>19911246 >do you make a noticeable effort to pronounce the names of foods Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:28:21 2023 No.19926191 >>19915847 >t. missed the point

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:56:29 2023 No.19926269 >>19909595 >could have had a christian trad-wife >missed out because of obvious 'tism sad. many such cases

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:29:23 2023 No.19926371

>>19925425
The girl I lost my virginity to was 1/2 Mexican and also had a black great grandma and her hair was so awesome and voluminous.
I have straight as can be white people hair and I can’t grow it out or else it looks flat and gross.
She also had ass for days.
I broke up with her because she stabbed me though the hand when she was drunk.
She was trying to stab her younger sister.
Her mom left liquor out and her little sister was trying to drink it, and instead of locking it in her mom’s room or something she decided she had to drink it all so her sister couldn’t.
It wasn’t the first time that specific scenario had happened, and after getting stabbed even as a 15 year old I knew I couldn’t fix that kind of crazy.
Great hair though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 19:09:52 2023 No.19926679 >>19926269 Christian girls suck. Being Christian isn't usually something they just do as a fashion type of thing. You're actually going to have to live with her saying stupid shit all the time and wanting to go to church. It's actually pretty cringe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 20:27:09 2023 No.19926896 >>19909573 Last time I went to Wendy's I was about to ask for the biggie bag but reversed out of the drive through instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 20:35:57 2023 No.19926927 >>19911248 This. So much better to get a Baconzilla. Why bother with the 'ator.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 20:37:18 2023 No.19926934 >>19909595 pls be serious

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 20:39:47 2023 No.19926947 >>19926679 >not wanting a girl adore her telling you gospels and things ngmi

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 20:42:37 2023 No.19926961 File: 96 KB, 1022x925, 1698898526957688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19913463 I REALLY fucking hate that one. Always have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 20:44:15 2023 No.19926967 File: 315 KB, 1028x843, 1692013783063748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19913488 >based transliteration ignorer lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 20:57:20 2023 No.19927019 File: 658 KB, 640x915, 1696221106766184.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19923042 I ate there many years ago. kino atmosphere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 20:59:12 2023 No.19927026 File: 296 KB, 498x498, 1694177587870688.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19924026 being pale white and fluent in mandarin is objectively sick af. nobody knows... the eavesdropping is primo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 23:37:05 2023 No.19927470 >>19913460 I am skeleton jelly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 23:42:08 2023 No.19927490 >>19926679 You cannot use the word cringe after all these fedora-tipping posts bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 23:45:02 2023 No.19927498 >>19926371 I'm a white person with voluminous and awesome hair you selfhating racist.

Anonymous Wed Nov 22 01:02:59 2023 No.19927808

>>19917312
I work at spoons and somebody ordered mcnuggets. I didn't know what the fuck that was, he asked "what's like mcnuggets" and I told him to use the app, idk no word can come out of his mouth that will match the buttons on the till.
Took me ages to realise it's a mcdonald's thing

Anonymous Wed Nov 22 01:25:29 2023 No.19927884

>>19927498
Good for you, buddy.
My hair is flat as a board, and I don’t hate it- it just looks gross when it’s grown out.
It looks fantastic when short and styled.
I like my hair but I’m realistic about it.

Having hair this straight was the shit during scenie weenie days though, I won’t deny that.
But if you have bangs and are older than 18 you need to get your shit together.

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