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Anonymous Thu Nov 16 01:32:29 2023 No.19906836 [Reply] [Original]

Yesterday, I bought 2 packs of salted duck eggs from the Asian grocery store and ate 10 eggs through out the day because they were so good. One salted duck egg has a bit more than half of the amount of sodium you're supposed to have in a day. I drank a huge amount of water because the eggs made me so thirsty, and 24 hours later I've barely pissed out any of the water. I feel bloated and horrible from all retaining all of that water. Is there anything I can do or eat to speed up getting rid of all that excess water? All I've had to eat today is some oranges, more water, and coffee and I still haven't peed much out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 01:35:51 2023 No.19906849 >>19906836 Start drinking alcohol unironically. It's a diuretic and will make you start pissing like a racehorse.

Anonymous Thu Nov 16 05:13:43 2023 No.19907683

>>19906836
wtf? You're only supposed to eat one or two of those salted eggs a day accompanied with fried rice or a steamed bun or something.

You might have to go to the hospital. Do it before you end up like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiBpKuTrFrw

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 05:22:37 2023 No.19907712 >>19906836 Water pills, or drink a fuck ton of coffee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 07:36:19 2023 No.19908036 >>19907683 I had about 6 times as much salt as you should have in a day. That lady had more than 20.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 07:39:45 2023 No.19908049 >>19907683 >>19906836 the next chubbyemu episode confirmed

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 07:55:13 2023 No.19908079 OP here, I pissed twice in the past two hours. I will be going to bed now, and I hope I will wake up multiple times during the night to piss all of this out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 07:57:08 2023 No.19908080 >>19908079 >I hope I will wake up wouldn't count on it bud

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 08:30:03 2023 No.19908137 >>19908079 please don't wake up

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 08:41:29 2023 No.19908164 >>19908137 RUDE!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 20:13:14 2023 No.19909695 >>19908137 >>19908080 I’m alive!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 20:15:02 2023 No.19909699 >>19909695 how's your urine looking bud

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 20:26:23 2023 No.19909724 File: 65 KB, 530x380, 1421851006125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19906836 >intense sulfuric braps

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 23:09:43 2023 No.19910231 >>19909699 It seems to look ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 01:20:13 2023 No.19910755 >>19910231 update, it still seems to look good. I still haven't peed as much as I think I should relative to the amount of water I've had.

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