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19889922 No.19889922 [Reply] [Original]

Alright, you're on death row, what's your last meal gonna be? Portions cannot be comically large or incredibly expensive.

>> No.19889926

>>19889922
A presidential pardon.

>> No.19889931

>>19889926
president said no.

>> No.19889936

>>19889931
Ask for the manager.

>> No.19889940

>>19889931
I’ll hit up the governor to get a stay of execution and hold out for a new president.

>> No.19889942

>>19889936
they ain't got no manager in prison, son.

>> No.19889951

>>19889922
This is incredible depression to read on a contraband cellphone that was once in a strange man’s ass along with a condom full of Bugler tobacco.

>> No.19889952
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19889952

inb4 poop

>> No.19889953

>>19889942
Wouldn’t that be the warden?

>> No.19889954

>>19889951
ew.

what you in for btw?

>> No.19889962

>>19889954
Ripping off the PPL loans.

>> No.19889978

>>19889962
that's so gay they put you in there with actual violent criminals and drug addicts.

also please tell me you at least cleaned the phone ._.

>> No.19890015

>>19889978
I cleaned the phone with bar soap. Honestly FCI Berlin isn’t that bad. It’s far more comfortable than my quad dorm room in college. Not too many blacks up here, mostly old heads so it pretty chill. I can’t wait to hit up my favorite restaurants once my time is up, a little over a year.

>> No.19890030

>>19889922
How many times is that pic gonna be used?

>> No.19890033

>>19890030
he's doing it on purpose because he's a shithead

>> No.19890043

>>19890033
who pissed in your grits :p