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19888501 No.19888501 [Reply] [Original]

>the world's best chef is coming for dinner
what are you making Him?

>> No.19888504

humble pie

>> No.19888507 [DELETED] 

>>19888501
>what are you making him?
Angry

>> No.19888509

miller lite

>> No.19888523

Rustic.

>> No.19888533 [DELETED] 

nigger steak with a kike reduction and chinktataoes

>> No.19888542 [DELETED] 

>>19888509
Get a real job

>> No.19888547

>>19888501
The finest goychow a man can eat.

>> No.19888549

>the world's best chef
Yeah, the guy on tv/youtube who hasn't worked in a professional kitchen in 30 years is the best chef in the world. That's totally correct. Why else would he be so famous?...fucking retarded zoomers, I swear.

>> No.19888562

>>19888501
His frozen food line but I don't tell him so when he shits on it I pie him in the face

>> No.19888575

>>19888542
miller lite brewer

>> No.19888577

knuckle sandwiches

>> No.19888590

>>19888501
Basically anything he hates that he's endorsed.

>Grilled cheese that isn't melted
>A burger too big to comfortably bite into
>A shepherd's pie with beef in it

>> No.19888607
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>>19888501
a proper grilled cheese

>> No.19888622
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>>19888501
bob-o's favorite

>> No.19888722

>>19888501
My ass.

>> No.19888739

A coffee. Two sugars.

>> No.19888743

>>19888501
Ramsay himself admits his french teachers were better cooks than him

>> No.19888746

>>19888607
Where’s the Kimchi?

>> No.19888749

>>19888501
I do not give a fuck if he hates my slop.

>> No.19888787

>>19888501
sosig

>> No.19888803

>>19888549
cope

>> No.19888814
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>>19888501

>> No.19888870

>>19888501
A toasted club sandwich with fresh French bread, flash pan-seared deli sliced turkey, cajun style honey cheddar, bacon, tomato slice, lettuce, and a dash of BBQ sauce on the meat with sea salt and ground black pepper on the lettuce.

>> No.19888880

>>19888622
where's the milk

>> No.19889280
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>>19888501
>worlds greatest chef

>> No.19889286

>>19888501
oily pasta

>> No.19889460

depends. what is he coming for? to play video games and smoke weed? to run a marathon or two with me? for a casual weekday dinner? or on a weekend for fine dining with sixteen courses and wine? you need to be more specific.

>> No.19889464

>>19888501
carbonara. Cant fuck it up

>> No.19889467

i like his chicken piccata but use crema fresca instead of creme fraiche because i'm not made of money

>> No.19889494

>>19888501
Cumming on a slice of white bread

>> No.19889519

>>19888590
the idea that shepherd's pie can't have beef in it is a total fabrication with no connection to the relevant culinary traditions. You've been lied to

>> No.19889535

>>19889519
nah, dishes have distinct names so you know what you're cooking. beef has a lower safe alternative than lamb

>> No.19889541

>>19888501
the roo-ey thing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2NQ6YHPTfdg&pp=ygUXamFtZXMgbWF5IGdvcmRvbiByYW1zYXk%3D

>> No.19889586

>>19888501
A nigger sandwich

>> No.19889589

>>19888501
His favourite: Botox!

>> No.19889601
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>>19889519
You fucking nonce if its beef it's a cottage pie and if it's lamb it's a Shepards pie. How do people not understand this I see it in every Gordon thread

>> No.19889637

>>19888501
Dry hard cheese and burnt bread cooked in smoking hot olive oil, apparently his favorite.

>> No.19889724

>>19888501
After Gordy leaves, I'll whip up some Jiff peanut butter sandwiches on Wonder bread and slice a couple of apples, with a nice frosty glass of 2% milk for the world's best chef.

>> No.19889826

Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad

>> No.19889849

>>19888501
Deep fried Snickers bars and chana masala

>> No.19889871
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>>19888501

>> No.19890743

heinz cream of tomato soup with grated parmesan

>> No.19890750

Steamed Clams, is the only way to satisfaction.

>> No.19890752

>>19888562
This or some grilled cheese.

>> No.19890755

>>19888501
microwave bacon

>> No.19890934

anus beef franks with swiss cheese slices, microwaved and served with dijon

>> No.19890972

I have fed Gordon Ramsay General Tso's chicken in a restaurant I used to work at because the owner is friend-of-a-friend with some of Gordon's clique and he was visiting our town. I'm a white boy BTW.

>> No.19891018

>>19888501
I order a delivery from one of his restaurants

>> No.19891039

Clean my ass out so he can eat my hole

>> No.19891045
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19891045

Whichever one he chooses

>> No.19891050

>>19888533
That sounds good, bro. Make enough for one more.

>> No.19891114

>>19891045
Soul status: Sold

>> No.19891145

>>19889871
Kek

>> No.19891152

>>19891050
Sure, bud.

>> No.19891162
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>>19888501
proper scrambled eggs, and toss his salad

>> No.19891164
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>>19891045
>Shepherd's Pie
>Ground Beef

>> No.19891170

>>19888501
>what are you making Him?
Leave.

>> No.19891173

burned toast with caviar

>> No.19891178

>>19888501
Polenta laced with a ridiculous high dose of benzodiazepine then rape his ass and after that I will dress him in a pink tutu and release him in the middle of nowhere.

>> No.19891181

>>19891045
>>19888562
I would 100% do this. Lol whats the matter dont like your frozen slop faggot?

>> No.19891189

>>19888501
my signatute slop pasta

onion, lots of garlic, mushrooms(canned), bacon, minced chicken, salt, pepper, one can of beer, cream, balsamic vinegar, red wine vinegar, hot sauce(lots), blue cheese, mix with cooked pasta

he'll want to hire me on the spot

>> No.19891195

>>19888501
Chicken tendies.

>> No.19891852

>>19888501
>That guy is sick and tired of foie gras, coquilles, Champagne and 10 yo Parmesan cheese
Whisky cola, fresh mayo and a huge pile of fries. Proper, twice baked Bintjes, no cooked UK bullshit.

>> No.19891891

>>19888562
This, but I coom in it before serving.

>> No.19891894

>>19888501
>every burger he makes is laced with salt to a ridiculous degree
>every burger is too big to eat without a knife and fork

>> No.19893551

>>19891045
He literally called out a restaurant on Kitchen Nightmares for using ground beef in a shepherd's pie instead of lamb

>> No.19893624

>>19893551
Americans don't eat lamb and don't know what a cottage pie is. You might as well try to sell toaster ravioli in London.

>> No.19894112

>>19888501
whatever i was making for dinner anyways. If im being nice, chilli, curry or burgers, theyre the things im best at cooking

>> No.19894116

>>19888501
frozen pizza
bone appetite

>> No.19894188

>>19888501
grilled cheese

>> No.19894206

>>19888501
Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad

>> No.19894254

>>19888577
based

>> No.19894263

>>19891189
ill take a plate please

>> No.19894268

>>19888549

OK then, list the best chef in the world.

>> No.19894294
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19894294

pad thai

>> No.19894299

>>19891164
In America we make shepherd's pie with beef. No, you fucking europeasant, I will NOT be eating lamb with it and you can cope.

>> No.19894300

>>19888501
a blowjob

>> No.19894302

mush

>> No.19894307

>>19894268
Here the best restaurants list (without canceled ones) and their chefs:
https://www.theworlds50best.com/list/1-50

>> No.19894314

dreadful

>> No.19894496

>>19888501
I don't know about this dude you posted, but if Chef John was coming for dinner I'd prepare his pig in a pumpkin recipe

>> No.19894501

>>19894299
>american being proud of their ignorance
classic

>> No.19894503

>>19888549
It’s not supposed to be ironic?
If it isn’t, it shouldn’t be any surprise that the world and its intelligence mean is going down the drain.

>> No.19894504

>>19889519
Whether your post is actually true or not is completely irrelevant as Ramsay himself has ripped into people in the past for saying a shepherd's pie uses beef.

>> No.19894518

>>19888501
>what are you making Him?
Simple, leave.

>> No.19894535

>>19888501
steamed hams

>> No.19894614

>>19894501
they whooped your ancestors asses during napoleons speedrun of europe to be able to be such ignorant faggots

deal with your Palestinian problem before you tackle the ground beef problem anon.

>> No.19896115

>>19888501
>pic unrel

>> No.19896132

>>19888501
Holy botox Batman !

>> No.19896164

>>19888501
cereals

>> No.19896290

Something local and fresh

>> No.19896325
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>>19888501

>> No.19897963

what would you cook for ramsay thread saved from page 10

>> No.19897980

>>19888501
>TODAY WE COOK A SIMPLE DRINK - LEMONADE
>START WITH BUTTER
>THEN ADD FEW PIECES OF BUTTER - IT REALLY HELPS THE LEMONS TO RELEASE THEIR FLAVOUR
>ALREADY SMELLS LEMONADE
>BUTTER - IN
>A DRIZZLE OF OLVOYLTO PREVENT THE PULP FROM STICKING TOGETHER
>THEN FINISH IT WITH FRESH BUTTER
>REFRESHING, OUTSTANDING AND VERY SIMPLE TREAT FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY
>LEMONADE - D O N E

>> No.19897982

>>19888501
I'd serve him those frozen TV dinners he put his name on.

>> No.19898063

>>19891045
Kek the fucking Queen is on the box

>> No.19898165

>>19898063
It's a separate container for tea you retard

>> No.19898614
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>>19888501
this guy is the epitome of the "I don't like thing" meme
I highly doubt he would even notice the difference if you served him shit food or not

he is such an asswipe when one of the cooks in his restaurant cooked up a black turd he didn't apologize but called the customer stupid for wanting a functional steak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ggskEGyvtc

if you fail the functional retard test you might wanna reconsider being the manager of a restaurant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwnKlL5wJFg

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>>19888501
chilean sea bass usually gets 5/5 on the hell's kitchen signature dish challenge so I guess that

>> No.19898625

>>19888501
White trash dogs. It's a butterflied & butterfried hot dog wrapped in mayo fried bologna on a butter toasted bun. Serve it with tatter chips & Miller high life.

>> No.19898631
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>>19888501
A giant bowl of eggs and a pot of hot kool-aid.

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>>19898063
>>19898165

>> No.19900356

shit on a plate and tell em its chocolate

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>>19888722

>> No.19900413

>>19897980
ruined, you missed the olive oil

>> No.19900431

>>19898063
There's a queen on all the boxes.

>> No.19900643

>>19888501
I'm serving my cock into his shriveled prune face

>> No.19901293

>>19898625
for the same time and effort better food could have been produced

>> No.19901299

>>19888501
I give him a big 'ol heaping plate of shit piss and cum

>> No.19901302

>>19893624
I'm an American and I eat lamb

>> No.19901339

>>19893624
Lamb shanks are the bomb, and you, sir, are uncultured swine

>> No.19901411

>>19888501
If the world's greatest chef is coming over then I'm having him make dinner.

>> No.19901776

Chicken Paprikash and a salty sour cream garlic cucumber salad. Sittdown, Ramsey and shut the fuck up. I don't wanna hear it.

>> No.19902017

>>19888501
I'm clubbing him over the head with a bottle of soylent

>> No.19902059

>>19888501
scrambled eggs

>> No.19902075

>>19888504
kek

>> No.19902104

狐うどん

>> No.19902115

>>19888501
something shit enough so he goes to the kitchen and makes something better.
or just order delivery

>> No.19902296

>>19893624
I have some Lebanese neighbors who gave me some lamb once, it was pretty good

>> No.19902450

>>19902296
lamb is nice i eat in cury
u should try :)

>> No.19902504

>>19894299
As has been pointed out that's a cottage pie you illiterate brown wretch and lamb costs more than beef, that's why you toothless debt slaves have to replace it

>> No.19902659

>>19888501
9mm

>> No.19902920

>>19893624
We do
>t. American that speaks for all Americans about everything

>> No.19902936

>>19888501
>the world's best chef is coming for dinner
>what are you making him?

Jacques Pepin would be easy to cook for
He'd appreciate the effort and the company and be a wonderful dinner guest

>> No.19902948

>>19902936
>Jacques Pepin would be easy to cook for
I am sure Emeril would be gracious fun, as well. As far as someone to dine with and speak with, his travels around Florida were fascinating enough, but I got the most kick out of his soup dumpling episodes in China with Mario.

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This

>> No.19903539

>>19891178
a splendid plan