How do they get the pear in the bottle?

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Anonymous Fri Nov 10 15:59:49 2023 No.19887999 [Reply] [Original]

How do they get the pear in the bottle?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:01:08 2023 No.19888006 The same way you get one up your ass. Cram

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:02:07 2023 No.19888010 >>19887999 they grow it inside, retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:05:10 2023 No.19888019 >>19888010 But wouldn’t the alcohol kill the pear?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:06:24 2023 No.19888026 Years of cramming experience

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:08:45 2023 No.19888031 >>19887999 they build the bottle around it

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:10:49 2023 No.19888037 The heat of the bottle grows the pear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:12:11 2023 No.19888041 >>19887999 checked The pear is a clever joke. You have to be pretty smart to get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:12:23 2023 No.19888042 >>19887999 Like an egg of course, with matches

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:15:12 2023 No.19888047 >>19888019 they grow it in an empty bottle, retard, the alcohol comes later

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:16:59 2023 No.19888052 >>19888047 I don’t get it. Pears grow on trees, where did the tree go?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:17:10 2023 No.19888053 File: 1.59 MB, 1280x720, egg trick.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19888042 it's science

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:18:14 2023 No.19888057 >>19888052 it's still out there somewhere, growing more pears in bottles

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 17:18:07 2023 No.19888215 >>19887999 >>19888006 Spit on it

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 17:19:20 2023 No.19888217 >>19888053 This happens to astronauts in space or those one idiots diving with a PS controller.

Anonymous Fri Nov 10 17:23:57 2023 No.19888223

Shrink and growth rays, we have had this technology for years. They use it and blantly shove the results in your face yet no one believes it's real. Wake the frick up people, hunger could've been solved by now but they don't want humanity to prosper with no profit.

Wake the f*ck up...

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 17:24:59 2023 No.19888225 >>19887999 What is this stuff? I want to try it I love pears

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 17:27:54 2023 No.19888230 >>19888225 Poire Williams Prisoner Eau De Vie - Pear Brandy

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 17:29:08 2023 No.19888233 >>19887999 Cram

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 17:29:12 2023 No.19888234 >>19888230 Thanks it looks pretty cheap to

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 17:37:44 2023 No.19888246 >>19888053 The smoke of the flask cooks the egg.

Anonymous Fri Nov 10 18:05:39 2023 No.19888316
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>>19887999
They don't. Pears start off made of glass. Over time, they shed their outer skin, which becomes what we think of as a bottle. The remaining core of the pear pulls moisture from the tree, which it sheds into the "bottle", making the "pear" shrink. The pear juice ferments into alcohol. All the farmer has to do is come by, cut the stem and put in a stopper.
Nature is truly amazing!

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 18:31:40 2023 No.19888351 File: 423 KB, 1000x1000, 1686450780654417.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19887999 Williamine is incredibly based.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 18:36:37 2023 No.19888361 >>19887999 the better question is how do you get it out, i like that bottle

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 18:37:28 2023 No.19888364 >>19888361 Smash the bottle and try not to eat any glass shards

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 18:41:11 2023 No.19888375 >>19888323 Wow didn't know there was a glass bottle tree

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 18:43:46 2023 No.19888386 >>19888375 Did you really believe we make glass with sand? You can't see through sand, retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 18:58:34 2023 No.19888420 They dry the pear. It becomes smaller. Alcohol rehydrates it. Tada.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 18:58:56 2023 No.19888423 >>19888217 The pressure of the Atlantic depths crushes the passengers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 18:59:47 2023 No.19888426 >>19888323 AI generators do wonders nowadays

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:19:35 2023 No.19888472 >>19888323 wtf I was going to shitpost and say that they did this but it turns out they actually do it for real

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:25:20 2023 No.19888496 >>19887999 They build the bottle around it

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:31:07 2023 No.19888515 >>19888323 fake news

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:34:47 2023 No.19888526 File: 54 KB, 462x679, Pearjak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19888225 >I love pears

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:42:47 2023 No.19888563 >>19887999 it grows inside of it

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:51:59 2023 No.19888588 >>19888526 LMFAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:53:01 2023 No.19888592 >>19888526 KEK E K

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:58:00 2023 No.19888609 >>19888526 ROFL

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 20:03:09 2023 No.19888626 >>19888526 LOL O L

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 20:03:34 2023 No.19888628 >>19888526 ROFLMAOWTFBBQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 20:09:51 2023 No.19888651 >>19888588 >>19888592 >>19888609 >>19888626 >>19888628 Kys

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 20:14:19 2023 No.19888665 >>19888651 autism

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 20:31:26 2023 No.19888710 >>19887999 Thr glass is blown and shaped, the pear is added while the mouth is still wide enough. Lots of videos on YouTube about glass blowing

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 20:34:08 2023 No.19888713 >>19888710 ofc u would look at videos about blowing u fag

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 20:43:44 2023 No.19888736 File: 30 KB, 300x230, ebin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19888053 eggsperiment

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 20:45:53 2023 No.19888738 >>19888053 what if I put my cock instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 20:46:56 2023 No.19888740 >>19888738 It will get stuck and you will be one of those ER legend stories like the guy who got a light bulb stuck in his ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 21:09:15 2023 No.19888791 File: 41 KB, 530x183, downfall.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone have any recommendations for "French pear liqueur" that I could use for this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 21:28:30 2023 No.19888834 >>19888791 Check the Nusbaumer distillery ! They do an amazing work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 21:58:05 2023 No.19888917 >>19888526 >t. seething applenigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 22:32:51 2023 No.19889028 File: 74 KB, 319x250, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They just dry and rehydrate the pear

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 22:32:57 2023 No.19889029 >>19888834 Alright bet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 22:35:21 2023 No.19889038 >>19888526 LOL

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 22:48:48 2023 No.19889070 >>19889028 Alcohol dehydrates you

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 22:51:05 2023 No.19889076 >>19888738 It would be very painful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 23:07:57 2023 No.19889112 >>19888053 how do they get the piece of burnt paper out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 23:18:51 2023 No.19889152 >>19889070 yes but this liquor is still 60% water so overall it is more hydrating than dehydrating

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 23:20:31 2023 No.19889157 >>19889112 Same procedure but in reverse

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 00:35:20 2023 No.19889364 >>19888323 How do they grow glass and pears on the same tree?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 00:36:21 2023 No.19889368 File: 73 KB, 574x750, 1679639103431930.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19888526

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 00:48:11 2023 No.19889390 File: 461 KB, 2500x2500, 1694012644355941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19889364 it's the same method used to make fruit salad trees. you graft glass bottle branches on to pear trees.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 00:52:07 2023 No.19889395 >>19889112 they wash the bottle

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:12:26 2023 No.19889446 File: 456 KB, 1200x850, watermelon-2110493222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Next up: square watermelon.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:35:30 2023 No.19889527

>>19888052
You suspend the bottle from a pole so that a freshly sprouted pear goes inside it while it still fits through the neck. The tree remains, obviously. You just cut off the stem.
>>19889446
Those are easy, you just play "Hip to be square" on repeat while they grow. Melons are very susceptible to perceived peer pressure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:37:34 2023 No.19889532 >>19889527 Plus they're really into 80s music.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:45:37 2023 No.19889559 >>19889152 The liquor sustains me ne?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 02:33:53 2023 No.19889677 >>19888351 >Aigle niggas on my fucking board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 02:41:26 2023 No.19889704 shoutout to all the pears

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 02:43:10 2023 No.19889708 >>19888736 kek

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 03:14:12 2023 No.19889794

>>19888361
I actually turned one into a decanter. I remember taking a thin knife and just stabbing the shit out of the pear and removing the chunks out by stabbing into them and pulling them out. It took forever, but the I got a cool ass bottle out of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 03:36:53 2023 No.19889860 >>19889446 haha squatermelon

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 05:49:02 2023 No.19890175 >>19889446 retarded memefood

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 05:49:28 2023 No.19890176 >>19887999 Maybe it's just a sticker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 05:57:01 2023 No.19890197 >>19888526 There's a 'jak for everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:07:14 2023 No.19890500 >>19889446 You blow square breaths

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:08:44 2023 No.19890502 >>19889677 It's clearly written Martigny on the bottle

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:14:48 2023 No.19890508 >>19889446 that's a cube not a square fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 10:55:16 2023 No.19890727 >>19889527 why do melons listen to what pears tell them? or is it the physical kind of pressure?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 10:58:19 2023 No.19890732 >>19888323 looks fake, everybody knows bottles grow on bushes

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 11:06:07 2023 No.19890735 >>19888423 Just as the lonliness of le basement crushes the average anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 11:30:36 2023 No.19890757 >>19888053 How does the egg get out?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 17:10:03 2023 No.19891452 File: 77 KB, 750x470, 1696798935691318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19890735 you get used to it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 17:12:00 2023 No.19891458 a wizard did it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 17:33:30 2023 No.19891520 >>19890757 It has to eat itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 19:04:33 2023 No.19891737 File: 321 KB, 591x716, 1614288377201.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If it's a 750ml bottle, does that include the pear? If not, how do they consistently fill the bottle to the top?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 19:10:33 2023 No.19891756 >>19891737 disappointing but they pick them slightly unripe and eyeball the volume

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 19:13:01 2023 No.19891762 >>19889076 For you

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 19:13:20 2023 No.19891765 >>19891756 That's what I would have guessed. It should all pretty much average out on their end.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 19:21:19 2023 No.19891785
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>>19888420
It's not so much the fact you're wrong that bothers me, it's that you're so confidently wrong.
I sentence you to be hanged from a pear tree until you are dead.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 20:37:36 2023 No.19892003

>>19887999
Took me 5 seconds googling it
"In spring, when fruit from the pear tree begins to appear, it is trapped inside a bottle hung on the tree. The pear then grows inside the bottle until it reaches its optimum size."
https://ariskosherwine.eu/distillerie-massenez-poire-prisonniere.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 20:49:14 2023 No.19892024 >>19892003 please refrain from posting j*wish links this is a BDS thread

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