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19887881 No.19887881 [Reply] [Original]

there's really nothing better

>> No.19887885

>>19887881
miller lite, noob

>> No.19887888

>>19887881
Any other nitro stout. Draught is basically water

>> No.19887916 [DELETED] 

>>19887881
It's my favorite by far.
Beerfags want you to try some bullshit in it's stead. No, thanks. If it ain't broke...

>> No.19887929
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>>19887881
you just turned 21 lmao, zoomer faggot drink a actual beer

>> No.19887950

>>19887881
It’s best when actually in Ireland and on draft. Outside of Ireland, not worth it.

>> No.19887955
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>>19887881
>shits on every other macro
>best flavor of the macros
>gets you perfectly drunk with no side effects
>$7/6-pack
nothin' perssonel, mick

>> No.19887959

>>19887881
Are you supposed to eat the ball that is in the canned ones?

>> No.19888024

tried guinness for the first time the other day. it was really, really unpleasant.

>> No.19888063

>>19887881
Murphy's is better

>> No.19888097

>>19887955
Where are you getting 7$ six packs at anon? I usually go for the 12 pack of black and tan and they’re 14 after tax at Publix

>> No.19888106

>>19887881
German here. Almost any local brewery is better.

>> No.19888108

>>19887955
>$7/6-pack

do you still live in 2010? take me back bro

>> No.19888109 [DELETED] 

>>19887929
Challenge:
Get used to drinking ultra light beers. To a point where you crush a 6er.
Then drink 6 of these badboys.
Completely different world.
nb4 steel reserve and natty daddy etc
That shits trash. Icehouse still tastes like a proper beer.

>> No.19888111

>>19887881
It's nasty to be quite honest

>> No.19888114

>>19887881
There are definitely better beers out there, but as far as reliability and cost goes, Guinness may be king.

>> No.19888119
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19888119

I'm not a huge fan of beer

>> No.19888131

>>19887881
guinness is so watery it literally feels like a diluted drink

>> No.19888200

>>19888097
ingles
any gas station
harris teeter

>> No.19888207
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19888207

guinness is disgusting.

Not surprised it came from Ireland

>> No.19888208

>>19888131
It's only good if you're actually in Ireland. Anywhere else it's garbage

>> No.19888331

>>19887881
Literal shit for kids to flex on.
I'm actually amazed this is still popular.

>> No.19888530

>>19887950
>It’s best when actually in Ireland and on draft. Outside of Ireland, not worth it.
Plastic Paddy detected.

>> No.19888535

>>19888208
See >>19888530

>> No.19889026

>>19887881
Yes there is. Murphy's and Beamish

>> No.19889159

>>19888200
>ingles

WNC bro spotted

>> No.19889175

>>19887881
Canned Guinness Nitro is really good, if you know how to pour vertically, letting the ball inside fall on the opening. Texture and taste is like coffee.

>> No.19889181

>>19887881
It looks like it tastes really good but in reality it's incredibly bitter or sour (don't shoot me, I don't know which is which, all I know is it was really offputting sensation) and has a really, really shitty taste.

>> No.19889305

>>19889181
Grow up

>> No.19889324

>>19887881
>throw potatos, onion, carrots, and a beef brisket in the slow cooker
>pour in a guinness
yeah, im thinkin' i got a wee bit of irish luck tonight

>> No.19889326

>>19889181
yeah its shit but not for the reasons you mentioned. Its just a watered down dark beer.

>> No.19889329

For me it’s cocaine. Alcohol doesn’t do it for me any more. I need help

>> No.19889359

>>19889159
flat rock
:)

>> No.19889451
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19889451

if you know you know

>> No.19889461

>>19889451
literally the reddit of ipa's (actually all ipa's are reddit)

>> No.19889550
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>>19888109
Imagine taking 72 ounces of fluid to get you drunk when this will do the trick

>> No.19889570

>>19887881
My favorite as well

>> No.19889604

I've never had one from Ireland. I hear they are better over there so I don't wanna judge. Is that true or is that redditor shit?

>> No.19889629

>>19889461
>literally the reddit of ipa's
ok fuck it can someone fucking explain to me this fucking reddit retardation? it's such a fucking low energy insult and it doesn't mean anything.

>> No.19889630
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19889630

Four of these bad boys, then switch to some light low ABV lager because at that point you're already drunk and can't really taste anything anymore.

>> No.19889631

>>19889629
Something people
>make liking it their personality
>think that liking it makes them unique

>> No.19889632

>>19887881
Laterally a hobo taking a shit in your mouth is better.
But that about sums up the British culture.

>> No.19889644

>>19889632
>Guinness
>British Culture
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

>> No.19889709

>>19889604
It's true but only because Guinness sends their people to the pubs there often to make sure their lines are being cleaned and that they're pouring it right

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>>19887959
No. You're supposed to cut it out of the can, cover it in butter, and cram it up your ass.

>> No.19890159

>>19889461
no the reddit ipas are the ones with hipsters on the can

>> No.19890184
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>>19888119
based, on the cheap stuff tonight though

>> No.19890422

Yes, because it taste like coffee instead of beer, beer just sucks

>> No.19890636

>>19887955
im not drinking a beer with a chinese name, simple as

>> No.19890665

>>19890422
t. never drank coffee before

>> No.19890776

>>19889630
Based. North coast is the only Cali brewery I buy from at this point

>> No.19890877

>>19887881
>>19887881
>looks dark & cool
>tastes like water

>> No.19890894
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19890894

Will agree it tastes best when actually in Ireland. Ive had it on tap in England before and it was hood too. Every time Ive had it in the states it wasnt good, it isnt great to begin with.
Mothership wit is still to this day my favorite beer ever. But I cant find it anymore they may have discontinued it.. :(

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>>19890184
I'm usually on cheaper stuff as well

Trying to make this stuff last, but I already killed about a third of the bottle.

I actually went in looking to buy Green label but they only had Red/Black/Double Black/Gold and Blue.

And I wasn't gonna pay up for Blue.

>> No.19891197

>>19887881
>babby's first stout
get some Boddington's up in ya

>> No.19891451

>>19889359
Yancey county here
What up Appalachia bros

>> No.19893184

>>19891197
Boddingtons isn't a stout

>> No.19894834

>>19888106
Protip: most macro brews are local breweries just licensing the name

>> No.19894836

>>19889324
No water? Doesn't sound like enough liquid

>> No.19894844

>>19889644
>completely routs potatoniggers, rack up 10:1 K/D
>decide to let potatoniggers play independent (still have to use British currency), carve out a corner of the island to keep just for funsies
>sit back and watch as potatoniggers crash and burn their 'country' in less than a century

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19894845

Can't wait to try this one out Whisky bros

>> No.19894947
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>>19894845
Sadly not readily available around me

>> No.19894967

>>19889644
Guinness is Protestant clay

>> No.19895584
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>>19887881
>there's really nothing better
Are you sure about that?

>> No.19895591

>>19890636
It's an anglicized German name, holy shit why is the IQ here so low?

>> No.19895607

>>19894845
Kavalan is really good. Was lucky enough to go to the factory in Yilan and have a tasting session and they beat the absolute pants out of any Japanese Whisky I've tasted. Top tier scotch still edges it out imo but it's close. Enjoy and savor it anon.

>> No.19895616

>>19895584
>cyder
do womyn really?

>> No.19895624

>>19895607
NTA, but I can't easily find Kavalan, but japanese whisky isn't that hard to come by, even Yamazaki 18 is easier to get around here than the cheapest Kavalan.

>> No.19895640

>>19887929
>poor mans beer

get a job neet bro

>> No.19895701

>>19890154
do I have to use kerrygold or some other brands will do?

>> No.19895729

>>19895591
yuengling IS NOT GERMAN FUC KOFF CUNT

>> No.19896213

>>19889644
Guinness and Jameson are both Protestant businesses, seethe and cope Plastic Paddy fag. Guinness donated its delivery trucks to British troops to help crush the Easter Rising in Dublin.

>> No.19896566

>>19895729
The founder was a Germanic Czech.

>> No.19896676

i live in nyc and ive never seen any of these drinks except guiness and voodoo

>> No.19896691

>>19889451
I drink these but they are really gay aesthetically speaking. All the IPAs are created and designed by soys, the names and art they come up with scream "guy who is in a poly relationship".

>> No.19896727
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19896727

>blocks your path

>> No.19896742

>>19896727
I’ve always been curious what these taste like. Has anybody seen them for sale in the US? The only australian beer I’ve ever had is foster’s

>> No.19896751

>>19896742
I had them during a study abroad semester, they blow standard American macros out of the water. Never seen them here

>> No.19896752

>>19896727
Wait, that's a real beer?
Always thought it was a fake meme brand like Duff from the simpsons
>hold still while I glass you cunt

>> No.19897136

>>19896742
>>19896752
>hes never had a vb longneck at 20 to 8 in the fuarkin morning

>> No.19897299

>>19887881
Is it true I can’t get real Newcastle in America anymore? It was perfect to pair with a ploughman’s lunch. What are some good alternatives?

>> No.19897304

>>19897299
Just drink Guinness you stupid faggot

>> No.19897309

>>19897304
ok sorry geez

>> No.19897313

>>19897304
Guinness is gross though.

>> No.19897320

>>19887950
I'll proclaim the truth that Guiness actually isn't very good and everyone gets their panties in a twist and their only retort is "durr it's actually good in Ireland" as if that excuses the abysmal quality of the beer that is sold everywhere else in the world. It's pathetic, but at least you acknowledge its not worth regularly

>> No.19897324
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>>19895591
>Yung Ling
>not Chinese

>> No.19897338

>>19897320
It is "better" in Ireland but only because Guinness has their quality control people in the pubs often making sure the lines are cleaned out and that they're using whatever new tech they've come out with. Not the case elsewhere so it ends up tasting even worse

>> No.19897341

>>19887881
It's really better in Ireland or in one of the Guinness establishments in the US somewhere.

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>>19897324
Yup, famous 5th generation Chinese immigrant Dick Yuengling

>> No.19897367

The seethe early on in the thread tells me this is a good beer. If a board of any hobby or whatever shits on something on 4chan, it's typically decent.

>> No.19897372

>>19896751
You're so full of shit lmao

>> No.19897387
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19897387

>rich, creamy notes of dark chocolate and coffee
>less calories than your typical shitty IPA
>amazing mouth-feel

I'll tell you...... there's really nothing comfier than a pint of Guinness on a cold, rainy night at the local pub

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>>19897372

>> No.19897399

What food goes good with a pint of Guinness?

>> No.19897414

>>19897399
Steaks and oysters

>> No.19897583

Guinness tastes like it has become a lot worse in the past few years. It has a watery feel to it now, and the taste is off.

>> No.19897623

>>19897359
FUN FACT: The Chinese actually invented beer 4,000 years ago, which was shamelessly stolen by the Koreans

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19897773

You are not supposed to drink the foam, right?

>> No.19897846
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>>19887881
becks, timisoara, estrella, bud and lasko are all better than gay chocolate beer.

>> No.19897909

>>19895624
Kavalan is difficult to find anywhere outside of Taiwan. Their production volumes are already low and they make too many gimmick varieties imo, which limits even more what they can put out. They also occasionally have issues with and shortages of the volcanic water they use (which I think is the only actually locally sourced ingredient in the product).

>> No.19897920

>>19897773
Foam turns back to beer after awhile so it really is up to you.

>> No.19897949

>>19887881
Bland

>> No.19897959

>>19897773
if there's foam on my beer I have the bar guy try again and this time without foam

>> No.19897999
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>>19897959
And then the bar tender would never look at you for the rest of the night. Oh and let me guess, THEY ALL CLAPPED.

>> No.19898002

>>19897999
when I order a pint I am getting a pint and not a pint minus the foam

>> No.19898025

>>19887881
im irish and its fucking shit

>> No.19898032

>>19897338
>>19897341
>>19897387
>>19889175
>>19887950
shut up before i kill yous you cunts

>> No.19898115

>>19898025
What do Irish people drink

>> No.19898120

>>19898115
Murphey's or Beamish, it's been said in the thread

Man walks into an Irish pub, orders a Budweiser.
Bartender says, "Oh, you're American?"
Guy says, "How'd you know, cause the Budweiser?"
Bartender says, "No, 'cause you're the fattest piece of shit I've ever seen!"

>> No.19898420

>>19897846
ciucaș > timișoreana

>> No.19898464

>>19897387
This guy gets it. He has SOVL

>> No.19898651

>>19898115
Corona

>> No.19898737

>>19898115
Smithwicks pronounced "smith-icks"

>> No.19898859

>>19889631
that's literally beer in general what

>> No.19898865

>>19895584
kernow bys vyken

>> No.19898878

>>19898115
linden village if youre cheap. bulmers if you want a sip of cider. anything 40 pc if youre partying tho

>> No.19898925

>>19887881
visited family in oierland recently and tried it at the Guiness museum. it was dissapointing. the nitrogen makes it really smooth and kinda thick, while also making the flavour seem watery.

>> No.19899654

>>19898025
curry filled anchor baby hands wrote this
get the fuck out of my island

>> No.19899934

>>19887881
Ha, go buy a bottle of real beer like London pride, butty batch, blue bird bitter, hob goblin, landlord boltmaker. Murphy's and JW Lee's stout are better too, additionally Guinness original is better than normal Guinness.

>> No.19899956

>>19894845
Cool, bet it would cost 15 less without that box.

>> No.19899961
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>>19887881

>> No.19900752

>>19899934
Faggot

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>>19887881
Incorrect. Only proper Devon geezers will understand.

>> No.19901449

How much do you guys drink?

>> No.19901486

>>19901449
I only drink maybe a few times a year, that shit is bad for you

>> No.19901615

>>19889159
I hate Ingles, but their beer selection is fantastic

>> No.19901741

>>19887881
Tastes like frothy dirt

>> No.19902715

>>19887881
there is. it’s called water

>> No.19903054

>>19899654
based

>> No.19903064

>>19902715
Water is a really shit beer.

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>>19898120

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19903799

Guinness is just boring as fuck, highly overrated. I prefer Patrician’s choice, PBR.

>> No.19903901

>>19889629
Go back

>> No.19903980

Heineken is good for watching ball

>> No.19906303

>>19887881
Genessee Cream Ale wins.

>> No.19906862

>>19895584
>scrumpy
How many dead rats to a barrel?

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>>19887881
MOVE BITCH

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19907212

poofters fuck off

>> No.19908665

Guinness Draught is awful. Extra Stout is good though.

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>>19889461
wrong

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19908751

IPAs are gross
Hops are gross

>> No.19908811

I'm 31 years old and literally never been drunk in my entire life. what am I missing?

>> No.19908823

>>19908811
Feeling your crippling depression momentary disappear

>> No.19908826

>>19908823
momentarily*
I am drunk

>> No.19908921

>>19907212
>3.5%
shut up woman