I have to live off 10 dollars per week for the next 8 weeks, what the fuck do I eat?

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Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:12:03 2023 No.19887178 [Reply] [Original]

I have to live off 10 dollars per week for the next 8 weeks, what the fuck do I eat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:12:54 2023 No.19887181 rice and water

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:14:37 2023 No.19887187 all your meals are gonna be a glass of lukewarm tap water and a deep breath but if you're really that fucked go watch life of boris or something, raid a food bank

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:15:26 2023 No.19887193 >>19887178 Food bank. Clearance bread. A “will work for food” sign outside walmart. 10 bucks is not enough to eat for a week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:18:37 2023 No.19887201 >>19887181 >>19887187 >>19887193 Real answers only plz

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:21:25 2023 No.19887210 >>19887201 those are real answer, fuckwit. starve for all I care

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:26:01 2023 No.19887221 >>19887210 Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:26:50 2023 No.19887222
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>Rice and beans, probably 1lb of each for total of $4 if your grocers are extremely jewish. This will last you a week at the very least. If you have basic condiments already you can turn that into bbq baked beans and mexican rice or some shit.
>find a bag or two of frozen veggies for 99 cents. If you get peas you can put them in the rice but the more economical choice would be a mirepoix or seasoning blend with onion, bell pepper, celery. You can add that to your baked beans too. This will bring your grand total up to like $5 or $6
>for the remainder, buy the biggest, fattiest, cheapest tube of trash ground beef you can find.
>survive

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:27:22 2023 No.19887223 >>19887178 lol imagine being a starving brokie. I’m gonna eat 300 dollar steaks EVERYDAY for the next 8 weeks cause of you

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:28:23 2023 No.19887228 >>19887178 Go to religious places. I used to get free dinner off the jewish hillel house every first friday of the month during shabbat. Like others said, food bank, clearance aisle, grocery outlet, dollar stores.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:29:30 2023 No.19887229 >>19887228 Fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:30:00 2023 No.19887232 >>19887178 sounds like a great chunk of time to fix your obesity problem!! I recommend intermittent fasting and consuming no more than 1000 calories + absolutely no added sugar in the 8 hour feasting window. trust me, you need this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:30:22 2023 No.19887233 >>19887229 Then starve you fucking retard. Why are you in this situation in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:30:44 2023 No.19887238 >>19887233 Fuck off + none of your business.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:32:14 2023 No.19887241 >>19887222 This and buy a cheap cooking oil to fill the calorie intake so you get enough energy

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:32:25 2023 No.19887243 >>19887238 Based.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:41:32 2023 No.19887258 >>19887221 I will, and I won't worry about food security. but putting things in a positive light, you're gonna lose a lot of weight, future skellybro

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:42:15 2023 No.19887259 >>19887258 I'm already ripped. Enjoy masturbation, loser.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 08:21:57 2023 No.19887311 >>19887178 rice dried beans salt dried fruits and veggies, some nuts

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 08:47:05 2023 No.19887350 >>19887201 You are fucking dumb enough to get yourself into this situation, then go a step further. They are decent answers . Go rent your ass and mouth out faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 08:48:09 2023 No.19887353 >>19887350 Seething homo

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 08:50:39 2023 No.19887357 >>19887178 i've eaten straight lentils with five spice seasoning before. try to get some eggs on sale.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:00:08 2023 No.19887370 Who said you have to eat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:04:34 2023 No.19887378 >>19887178 >10 dollars per week Oats with salt and eggs. 12 eggs for a week? That's like 2 eggs every day! Buckwheat with ketchup That would be 8€ have 2€ left for bread or something to top buckwheat or oats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:05:03 2023 No.19887380 >>19887178 https://youtu.be/KHkTD98chUI?si=Aj-3GA4HIilmctJb Manage your funds better next time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:06:15 2023 No.19887384 >>19887380 Disgusting grule.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:07:55 2023 No.19887389 >>19887384 How bout a knuckle sandwich instead?

Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:18:17 2023 No.19887409
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>>19887178
there are apps where you can get free food from like bakeries and stuff at the end of the day like stuff they would have to throw away anyways. They give you locations on map of your city. You could get some really nice free food. I knew some junkie chick she would get all her food for the day this way. Helps if you live close to a lot of like food places I guess. Think about all this dumb (sand)niggers and junkies stealing and making crime to "put food on the table" with these apps you don't need any of that.

making fried rice is pretty cheap. bread is cheap, pasta have a lot of carbs I guess.
I made this recently but with just linguine butter sauce and some pepper was actually pretty pretty good: https://littlesunnykitchen.com/garlic-butter-pasta/

Spinach is cheap as fuck and provides you with all the nutrients you need. Then you need some cheap source of animal protein. look for cheap pork cuts, maybe buy a huge bag of frozen tilapia this is a well known staple in the bodybuilding community, because of it's low price and high protein content with low mercury. Then you can look at stuff like organ meats I once bought a packet of like 30 chicken hearts or so for a euro or less.

Remember anon cheap healthy and delicious does not have to be expensive you will just have to spend a bit more brainpower than the average retard picking your produce and spend a bit more time cooking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:19:57 2023 No.19887415 >>19887409 sir this is a troll thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:20:03 2023 No.19887416 >>19887409 Hell no, not begging for handouts like a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:20:45 2023 No.19887418 >>19887409 yeah OP shouldn't really thinking about how to make $10 a week work, more about how to get free food go to a food bank

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:21:19 2023 No.19887421 >>19887418 See >>19887416

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:21:55 2023 No.19887423 >>19887416 then be hungry you fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:22:50 2023 No.19887425 >>19887423 How many times are you gonna post this you colossal retard?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:24:39 2023 No.19887426 >>19887425 i'm not the same anon as before, you just need to be reminded

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:28:22 2023 No.19887428 >>19887415 Ehhh, it still is good advice. I considered this, but you never know. Someone could make use of this information.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:30:17 2023 No.19887431 >>19887426 Yeah sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:37:20 2023 No.19887440 >people giving valid advices >retard op keeps telling them to fuck off You might be able to survive on cheap basic ingredients for a few weeks, but 8 weeks? You really gotta go out and do extra to get more food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:39:40 2023 No.19887442 >>19887201 20 pound bag of rice should last you like a good 4 months and costs 20 bucks. Buy a 5 pound bag of taters for like 6 bucks every other week. Get some beans and a bunch of herbs and spices and live off that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 09:41:28 2023 No.19887446 >>19887416 Kys marxist boomer

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 11:00:02 2023 No.19887509 >>19887409 2good2go would be better if there wasn't so much fucking bread constantly. Whats the point of buying all that if you need extra stuff from the store just to make it palatable or balanced?

Anonymous Fri Nov 10 11:53:19 2023 No.19887548

>>19887178
>rice
>chicken drumsticks/leg quarters, usually only a buck per pound
>liver to fill nutrient gaps, usually 2-3$ a pound
>whatever seasoning packets or spices are cheapest, or don’t buy any if you already have some
>whayever fat is cheapest, even if it’s sneed oils
Or you could just eat straight rice like a Chinese peasant

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 12:26:00 2023 No.19887572 >>19887178 >rice >beans >soup

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 12:31:08 2023 No.19887580 >>19887178 Oats, rice, and botatoes. Drink water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 12:40:44 2023 No.19887597 >>19887178 Whatever you find in your local mcdonald's garbage bin

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 12:41:20 2023 No.19887599 >>19887259 you aren't going to be ripped for long if you starve

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 12:47:55 2023 No.19887609 >>19887201 Food bank is free you just show up and they give you a box of food no questions asked

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 14:18:01 2023 No.19887770 >>19887201 Get a job and buy more food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 15:57:09 2023 No.19887987 >>19887311 you think you can buy dried fruits and nuts for less than $10? lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:40:58 2023 No.19888124 >>19887178 cabbage rice beans (bulk dried, not canned) eggs free vitamin C from spruce or pine buds that you scavenge from a forest

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:23:54 2023 No.19888490 >>19887178 Where are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:36:38 2023 No.19888536 Potatoes and eggs. You don't need anything else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:40:19 2023 No.19888551 >>19887178 Just don't eat for 3 weeks and use the 30 to stick up for the next few weeks after that

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:42:39 2023 No.19888561 >>19888536 >potato, eggs, and butter ftfy

Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:58:40 2023 No.19888610

>>19887509
I downloaded that shit cause of the post and it's all bagels and donuts around me kek.

On another note, how does every grocery store get rid of their expiring produce? No way every single store conveniently sells every fruit or vegetable before they go bad right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 21:11:02 2023 No.19888800 >>19887178 a job

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 21:51:15 2023 No.19888898 $10 a week worth of food for $10 a week for food weekly

Anonymous Fri Nov 10 21:55:16 2023 No.19888909

>>19887384
That's literally all you can afford at the moment you entitled retard. People have given you real answers and you're like "lol no" as if you expect someone to magically come up with a budget for you that involves real food like meat. It ain't happening. You eat rice and beans or you go to a food bank. Honestly hope you do neither and starve to death.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 22:00:59 2023 No.19888930 >>19888610 They throw it out retard, leakage and spoilage are accounted for in their costs. I lived next to a guy who would raid the dumpsters for fruit to make prison wine with, he had a 55 gallon barrel full of the shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 22:01:27 2023 No.19888931 >>19887416 Dumb crackerfaggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 23:31:01 2023 No.19889188 >>19887178 Unironically beans and rice. Just go buy like a 5lb bag of each.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 23:32:55 2023 No.19889194 >>19887178 Your pride. Make friends. Don't you have a mom or dad? They will literally feed you for free.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 00:11:43 2023 No.19889302 >>19888909 >Honestly hope you do neither and starve to death. If he's not already a hungry skeleton, 8 weeks won't kill him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 00:24:45 2023 No.19889332 >>19887178 beans. No other way with 10$

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 00:28:12 2023 No.19889340 >>19887178 rice and beans

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 00:29:43 2023 No.19889346

>>19887178
Hey OP. What have you got? Do you know how to spice rice and beans?
Have all the cookware you need?
What are you working with?
List it. Salt, sugar, flour, leftover ramen powder mixes, literally taco bell packets, that sort of thing? A bottle of cayenne is powdered gold if you're stuck cooking beans.
Food banks near me are only open on certain days of the week. Google that shit, any nearby that are open soon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 00:30:02 2023 No.19889348 >>19889302 Not likely Seven weeks is about the most a person can make it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 00:35:30 2023 No.19889365 >>19887178 If I had that budget I would go all in on spaghetti ingredients, minus the meat and peanut butter sandwiches of the cheapest variety—a 1 dollar liter of generic soda for morale.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:00:16 2023 No.19889413 >>19889348 Average survival for an adult fasting without dehydration is 2-3 months, depending largely on body fat. That is, 8.7 to 13 weeks. The record is 385 days as part of a successful weight loss program.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:16:16 2023 No.19889463 >>19887201 Rice and tuna

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:28:39 2023 No.19889500 >>19887178 cat/dog food and dumpster diving

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:29:00 2023 No.19889503

>>19889348
He's not going to stop eating, but he's going to be digging in the trash if he follows some of this advice. $1 soda for morale? That's a bag of life saving beans he could be eating. Someone suggested chicken quarters? Unless it's liver or some other organ meat this boy is a vegetarian for the next 8 weeks.

>>19889463
>tuna

I didn't think of tuna. 1$ can of tuna a day seems steep. I'd trust the price of eggs over tuna. Maybe every other day or once a week tuna if he's also doing beans, and only rice and beans.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:43:14 2023 No.19889549

>>19887440
That's two months on 80 dollars. If he buys stuff in bulk he should be able to survive. Huge bags of rice and beans are cheap AF if you buy them XXL size. Frozen veggies and discounted 'close to expiry date' meat should be sufficient to keep him well fed especially that shitty fatty cuts with lots of sinew (great for stews) are the cheapest ones.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:43:16 2023 No.19889551

>>19887178
Rice and beans. Get a big bag of frozen veggies too if you can find it on sale; veggies help you feel full for longer. Spruce up with whatever spices you can find on sale, plus salt. Which spice doesn't really matter, but for rice and beans you're probably better off with a cajun or chili blend.
>>19887238
There's nothing wrong with accepting help from those who are willing to offer it. Every free meal stretches your supply longer, or helps you get a little bit further out of whatever situation you're in. It's up to you though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:44:35 2023 No.19889557 >>19887187 based Boris fan

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:57:02 2023 No.19889596

Ramen is dirt cheap. Maruchan is 30 cents a pack at Walmart and comes in different flavors. Buy 14 and that comes out to $4.20. 18 eggs at the same Walmart costs 1.94. Great Value peanut butter is $1.84. A pack of Great Value white bread is $1.32. There you go. That's $9.30 before state tax, give or take a few depending on where you live. It's not healthy food but you won't starve. But based on your responses, you sound like a massive faggot so I hope you starve to death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 02:37:15 2023 No.19889690 >>19887178 >>19887193 Food bank best bet, clearance food section. Don't beg, ignore that retarded advice. Don't steal either. it's tempting but don't listen to the retards who will tell you to, it's not worth the risk to end up as a statistic

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 04:05:41 2023 No.19889933

>>19889596
>Maruchan is 30 cents a pack at Walmart and comes in different flavors. Buy 14 and that comes out to $4.20.
At 370 calories per pack, that's 12.3 calories per cent, less than the 14 calories per cent OP needs to average to make his budget stretch to 2000 calories per day. At 3000 calories per day, the required average is 21 calories per cent. Ramen could be a part of the diet solution, but it would be a flavorful luxury afforded by getting cheaper calories elsewhere.

>18 eggs at the same Walmart costs 1.94.
6.5 calories per cent.

>Great Value peanut butter is $1.84
13.7 calories per cent for the 16oz container. 20 calories per cent for the 64oz container.

>A pack of Great Value white bread is $1.32.
10.9 calories per cent.

>That's $9.30 before state tax
For only 10,400 calories, or 1486 per day.

To compare:
20lb Great Value white rice is 29 calories per cent.
20lb Great Value pinto beans is 17.3 calories per cent.
1gal Great Value vegetable oil is 34.2 calories per cent.
10lb Great Value all-purpose flour is 38.3 calories per cent.
10lb Great Value white sugar is 22.1 calories per cent.
4lb Great Value spaghetti is 18.4 calories per cent.
6lb Great Value pancake and waffle mix is 17 calories per cent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 04:23:27 2023 No.19889982 >>19887178 rice, ground beef, onions, and green onions. you can't afford peppers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 04:28:44 2023 No.19889988 >>19889933 >10lb Great Value all-purpose flour is 38.3 calories per cent. Can't wait to eat fried flour and save mad loads of cash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 04:41:17 2023 No.19890013 >>19887178 Cat food Long rope Bucket

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 04:43:51 2023 No.19890019 >>19887178 One kg flour = 1$.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 04:59:05 2023 No.19890057

>>19889988
https://www.africanbites.com/fried-dough/
https://youtu.be/173uqlIdoCc
Also:
>tortillas
>biscuits
>bread
>pasta
>bagels

Flour is also the main ingredient in pancakes/waffles, donuts, and a variety of other foods. The catch is that you have to actually process the flour into what you want.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 05:25:01 2023 No.19890127

Food bank or pantry or whatever is close. But if for some reason you cant..
Dozen eggs- $1.50
Cheap ass bread- $2
Bag of mixed frozen veggies- 1.50
1-2 lbs of whatever meat is cheapest- $4
Rice- $1

Its possible to live off $10 a week but its becoming very difficult and with this amount you would probably be eating like once a day.
Also those prices are just from my state so I dunno how much it differs.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 05:37:38 2023 No.19890144

>>19887416
Begging and getting free shit is totally different. If places give out free shit just fuckin take it. I save probably a couple hundred dollars a month from the food pantry at my college. Thats money you can save for rainy days..so you dont have to live off of $10 a week next time you are in a tight spot. Faggot

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 06:47:28 2023 No.19890353

>>19889413
Fine, average for a healthy person who is active
It's 7 weeks
7 minutes without O2, 7 days without water, 7 weeks without food
If you're fat and can sit around the whole time yeah, autophagy is the way to go
I did 7 weeks without food and nearly died and I wasn't fat at all, when I got back everyone asked me if I had cancer

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 06:51:00 2023 No.19890358 >>19890144 Pathetic fucking worm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 06:51:50 2023 No.19890360 >>19890144 >>19890358 Don't listen to him free is free because we help each other

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 06:54:14 2023 No.19890368 >>19890360 Stand on your own feet like a man. I would never take handouts like a dumb worthless nigger. How the fuck do you have a shred of dignity left?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 06:55:35 2023 No.19890374 >>19890368 Because I have helped others get back on their feet

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 06:56:30 2023 No.19890376 >>19890374 You can't even help yourself. I'm glad I was raised differently.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:02:45 2023 No.19890395

>>19890376
I help for myself so that I can help for others
I will give of myself so that others can fare better
I have no problems carrying others
While I haven't needed it myself, I can see how quickly everything can be lost, and I want to live in a world where we pick each other up
I know men who only rely on themselves
They are strong but scarred and broken
It's no longer time for arrogance, we're in it for each other or we're in it for no one

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:03:19 2023 No.19890397 >>19890395 Didn't read, consider suicide nigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:04:05 2023 No.19890399 >>19887178 Bread and beans

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:04:09 2023 No.19890400 >>19890397 There's no greater love than to lay your life down for a friend

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:04:47 2023 No.19890403

>>19890353
>average for a healthy person who is active
A starving person doesn't generally remain healthy or active for long. That factors into the survival time.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8740618/
>the average survival time for a normal-weight person practicing total fasting is 2–3 months

>>19890353
>7 minutes without O2, 7 days without water, 7 weeks without food
You're using a variation of the Rule of Threes:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_threes_(survival)
Which is a rule of thumb that prioritizes activities in a survival situation. It takes longer to actually die, but a typical person may have about 3 minutes of useful consciousness without fresh air, 3 hours of useful function in a harsh environment without shelter, 3 days of useful function without water, and three weeks of useful function without food. Actually dying of starvation is usually in the 2-3 month range, as the actual times of death from those other causes are usually longer too.

>I did 7 weeks without food and nearly died
But you didn't. Hence it can be inferred that people can go without eating for longer than that. How much longer depends on the person, but it's usually a few weeks longer.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:18:37 2023 No.19890418

>>19890403
I think I may have had one more week in me, but no more, and it led to severe digestion problems for years
I was regular fit about 6' 170, late 20s, active the whole time
Not eating for that long can have long-term side effects
What I'm saying is I don't recommend it
OP needs to go to a food bank

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:25:02 2023 No.19890428 >>19890418 >Not eating for that long can have long-term side effects That wasn't the question here. The question was whether it would KILL him. And while it's possible, it's unlikely if he's about average.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:26:41 2023 No.19890430 >>19890428 No the question was what the fuck does he eat. The answer is free food from people who give away free food.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:30:38 2023 No.19890435
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If OP is American? Go to Dollar Tree, they have Gold Medal Bread for $1.25 a loaf. Is it good bread? No, but get a $5 pack of Buddig turkey meat and you can eat two sandwiches a day for $6.25

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:30:41 2023 No.19890436 >>19890358 Lmao, you're the one with $10 a week to eat dumbass

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:33:51 2023 No.19890441 >>19890436 Only cuz I'm spending the rest fucking your whore mother.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:38:14 2023 No.19890445
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>>19890358
Buddha begged and I wouldn't call him pathetic, has been remembered for 3000 years and maybe will be for thousands more. yet no boomerfaggot like you will be remember, you are the actual pathetic faggots who relish in slavery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:44:20 2023 No.19890454 >>19890403 Also the rule of seven is that you can survive at seven, but beyond that you're pushing it I was not using a rule of three variant

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:44:36 2023 No.19890456

If you have a car, there's no reason you shouldn't be doing doordash to at least get some money for food. It's the easiest way to earn money without sucking dudes off in the street. This isn't up for debate. Go out and make $40 bucks in the evening and buy some basic groceries. You're probably just a neet living at home who blew all his money on crypto.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:45:53 2023 No.19890457 >>19890456 I have a truck. V8 5.3 liter GMC 1500 so I can't really afford to doordash. Sucks, I used to have a comfy Lexus and did them all the time.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:48:35 2023 No.19890463

>>19890457
Nah that's bullshit. Go out and wait near hotspots and keep the engine off. Don't accept deliveries with long drives. I did this in my BMW when I was between jobs. You can make enough to offset gas in a few hours. Honestly this is so stupid that you're even willing to consider living off $10 a month when you could be doing the bare minimum to scrape a few dollars together. Faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:49:05 2023 No.19890464 >>19890430 The question in this line of discussion was the statement here >>19889348 and the correction here >>19889413.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:50:54 2023 No.19890467 >>19890463 You have no idea how impractical this would be. I COULD probably turn a profit but minus gas would he like 2-4$ per hour until something breaks and I spend the next week fixing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:52:34 2023 No.19890470 >>19890467 Okay, well we haven't addressed that you have a VEHICLE and you're not getting out there and trying to get a job. Any job. Stop being pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:53:12 2023 No.19890471 >>19890470 I'm not OP though

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:54:38 2023 No.19890475 >>19890471 Lol, well he should read what I'm saying then

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:55:25 2023 No.19890478

>>19887201
Start by signing up for an EBT card. Forget about going out to eat. Learn to enjoy rice, eggs and beans. Get your veggies in the form of asparagus, mushrooms and serrano peppers. Tortillas, cheese and sliced ham are your new friends. Have a grilled cheese now and then. Go to your Asian market and get cheap noodles, but when you cook them use only half the packet to reduce your sodium intake. Drink milk. Eat off brand cereal that aren't too sugary.

Shop Safeway on Mondays for the cheep chicken special at the deli (8 pieces for $3).

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:57:19 2023 No.19890481 >>19890445 A cope religion for the destitute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 07:57:28 2023 No.19890482 >>19890464 You're replying to me not OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:00:46 2023 No.19890489 >>19890482 Correct. Which is why I wasn't addressing the question of what OP should do for food in those replies. It's a tangential line of discussion, you see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:01:40 2023 No.19890490 Rice, beans/lentils, eggs, ground beef/pork/chicken/turkey whichever is cheapest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:04:29 2023 No.19890496 >>19889503 Depends where you live, Chicken Leg Quarters at $.69-.79/lbs over in TN being sold in 5 lbs bags. Strip the skin and bones for stock use the thigh meat for main protein, use the leg meat for soup/chicken rice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:18:09 2023 No.19890514 File: 231 KB, 1080x1712, 1699690648696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19887201 Go to www.prolific.com and make some money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:19:31 2023 No.19890517 >>19890514 Qrd?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:24:26 2023 No.19890525 >>19890517 ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:24:57 2023 No.19890527 >>19890525 Quick Run-Down?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:36:19 2023 No.19890547 File: 284 KB, 1080x1681, 1699691770171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19890527 Do surveys, get paid. Some pay more than others, depending on how long they take to complete.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:37:17 2023 No.19890549 >>19887178 Get a job, you failure. I hope you die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 09:06:22 2023 No.19890588 >>19890549 Incel seethe

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 09:44:42 2023 No.19890654 >>19890481 Yeah, the destitute japs and Singaporeans

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 12:31:40 2023 No.19890837 >>19887201 Ice soup

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 13:17:01 2023 No.19890911 Poor people piss me off

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 14:15:38 2023 No.19891040 >>19887187 Based Boris poster. Stay cheeki breeki

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 14:16:44 2023 No.19891044 >>19887201 Chew on bleach then, ya prick

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 15:09:58 2023 No.19891218 >>19887178 Go to a food bank if you are American. If not, ramen and rice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 15:10:22 2023 No.19891220 >>19890911 well maybe you should share money you greedy fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 15:26:26 2023 No.19891262 >>19887178 I'd honestly go to a food back. The only thing you're going to be able to buy is a bunch of rice or pasta. At least with a food bank you might get something to add flavor. They may also have protein for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 15:34:21 2023 No.19891278 a bag of rice and bananas & apples

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 15:36:49 2023 No.19891283 >>19887178 Bread and jam.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 22:14:40 2023 No.19892263

Are you able to get the whole 80 at once? That would make it easier. Then you could easily do rice, beans, eggs, some kind of cheap stewing beef or ham, cheapest loaves of bread possible. You can augment soup with broth bouillons. Honestly you could probably just get by with a soup using
>Chicken broth boullion
>Rice
>Carrots, potatoes, maybe celery
>Hopefully the cheapest sale price possible on chicken and freeze/portion it across the time

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 22:26:38 2023 No.19892308 >>19887178 Catch pigeons and eat them, they are free, also buy chickens and farm them

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 22:45:39 2023 No.19892378

>>19888610
>>19888930
It's rare nowadays for big chain grocery stores in the states to throw out food that isn't contaminated. Stuff that's too old to sell but still technically safe is donated for the tax write off, and rotten stuff can still be sold as feed or biomass for pennies on the dollar.

Any company with a board is not throwing away money they don't have to when plenty of people will take it off their hands and provide the logistics for doing so.

Anonymous Sun Nov 12 00:14:19 2023 No.19892737

>>19892308
>they are free
They're also little flying germ bags. You'd have to deep fry the fuck out of a feral pigeon to make it edible.
>inb4 rural wood pigeons
They don't flock to cities and get complacent about humans, so you'd need to shoot them. If OP is running out of food money there's no way he can buy ammo.
>>19887178
In your place I'd email food producers and ask for samples. You'll probably have to take a survey, write a product review or sign up for a newsletter, but free food is free food.
https://dealtrunk.com/free-food-samples/

Anonymous Sun Nov 12 00:35:07 2023 No.19892814

>>19887178
According to my biology professor, you can exist pretty much indefinitely on peanut butter sandwiches and milk. It's not literally everything you need as far as I remember, so long term there may be some health impacts, but you will live.
(Assuming it doesn't drive you to suicide)

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 00:37:15 2023 No.19892824 >>19887201 See if there's any local sikh temples. They give out food, generally every day I believe, also no questions asked, no need to be a believer. It will be vegetarian.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 00:41:24 2023 No.19892842 >>19892824 i tried this once and i got strangled with turban and stabbed with a sikh knife because i'm white

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 00:41:39 2023 No.19892844 >>19887178 bugs

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 00:42:08 2023 No.19892847 Beans and rice if you’re actually serious

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 00:42:16 2023 No.19892848 >>19887222 Even ground beef is fucking expensive now, I haven't checked the price but I bet most groceries have ground turkey for cheaper, and literally any kind of chicken is gonna be cheaper than ground beef, most of it half the price if not less.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 00:45:55 2023 No.19892863 >>19892848 it varies pretty wildly, at least where i live. got a pound for like $3.19 the other day

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 00:47:24 2023 No.19892868 >>19892863 where do you live that beef isn't a lot more expensive than chicken or pork?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 00:48:37 2023 No.19892873 >>19892868 texas, thighs are cheaper for sure, but breasts, as i said, can vary a lot, just like the beef.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 00:49:03 2023 No.19892876 >>19889982 At my grocery a single pound of ground beef is going to leave him with less than 2$ to spend for the rest of his meals, and i dunno about you, but there's not a lot with a sticker price under 2$

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 00:50:07 2023 No.19892880 >>19890057 I feel like your bowels would be absolutely fucked on a diet of 100% bread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:01:04 2023 No.19892921 >>19892880 He'd literally be better off eating potatoes and cream with butter It worked for the Irish

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:04:54 2023 No.19892942 >>19892842 Lol a sikh isn't gonna take off one of the parts of his religious uniform to strangle some white dude when one of the other parts is a fucking dagger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:06:40 2023 No.19892952 >>19892863 Yeah it's consistently around 8$ a pound where I am, on a very good day it might be 7$. 3.19 is what I expect for the cheaper brands of chicken.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:12:47 2023 No.19892967 >>19887178 i posted this image once and got a 3 day ban. ck jannies hate frog posting

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:13:24 2023 No.19892971 >>19892967 Good. Stupid frog posters get what they fucking deserve.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:23:15 2023 No.19893001 >>19892971 only female impersonators hate pepe

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:25:43 2023 No.19893011 File: 265 KB, 429x623, 1962e4ab-8d58-4fad-b9ff-33af2ab5fd4e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19887609 they just give you food??

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:26:37 2023 No.19893018 >>19893011 it's all shitty canned food and beans in a bag thoughever

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:27:27 2023 No.19893022 >>19893018 neet-life is still within reach!

Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:53:30 2023 No.19893106

>>19893018
>>19893011
Depends on who's been donating
A lot of restaurants and grocery stores offload stuff to food banks that's on the edge of expiring
So you might get canned pears and graham crackers but you also might get a whole goose
t.my wife was embarrassed for me when our food bank was giving away whole geese but then was like, fuck, a goose is $125? but by then they were all out of geese

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 02:52:21 2023 No.19893317 >>19892880 >a diet of 100% bread. Who said anything about that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 03:02:02 2023 No.19893343 Dunkin donuts takes the leftover donuts out to the trash at 6:00pm. You can get some carbs then if you need them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 03:04:58 2023 No.19893351 >>19893343 You can double any ground beef recipe by cutting it with the same amount of green lentils.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 03:11:01 2023 No.19893375 >>19893351 Why the fuck are you replying to a donutposter?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 03:14:03 2023 No.19893383 >>19887178 wagyu steak door dashed from your favorite steak house 3x a day

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 03:16:17 2023 No.19893393 >>19893343 >>19893351 Get a 10lb bag of rice from an Asian grocery store and slip some sardines into your pocket for protein.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 04:19:45 2023 No.19893561 >>19893106 geese are on the street you can just take one alex jones told me

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 07:44:58 2023 No.19894076 File: 62 KB, 877x438, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19889933 https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/uranium Uranium is presently $.16 per gram 1gram Great Value uranium is 1250000 calories per cent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 07:49:44 2023 No.19894085 >>19894076 >1gram Great Value uranium Is depleted uranium (U238), not the kind you can get energy from in a normal reactor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 12:43:00 2023 No.19894463 >>19887229 >Athiest is extremely prideful what a shock

Anonymous Sun Nov 12 13:44:54 2023 No.19894596

>>19892378
They simply don't have the logistics though, and that's why food still gets thrown out. Food banks etc literally can't even process the ammount of excess food. They take and redistribute what they can burn there is still so much excess waste.

Anonymous Sun Nov 12 13:48:53 2023 No.19894606

>>19887178
Rice or pasta. You can make a ton of different meals with them and it goes a long way. You can use sauce, butter, real cheap shit.

Another good alternative is lentils. Cheap as fuck and you just boil it in water and make a nice stew. It's good and filling so it should get you through a few days in a row. I've been there before, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 13:50:18 2023 No.19894612 >>19890395 Bless you anon. 10/10 would befriend and buy you a beer

Anonymous Sun Nov 12 14:58:48 2023 No.19894779

>>19894463
>anon refuses to beg (foolishly)
>obviously this is because he hates religion, I will ignore every other post in the thread of him refusing any form of charity, secular or religious
Thank you as always for proving that the religious are short sighted, self-absorbed and stupid.

Anonymous Sun Nov 12 15:00:38 2023 No.19894786

>>19893317
The person I was responding to, who listed a number of primarily flour based foods which are, fundamentally, just different kinds of bread, especially regarding the digestive issue which was the topic of my post. Please read the full conversation before embarassing yourself with questions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 16:21:51 2023 No.19894978 >>19887178 Fish, forage, hunt, trap, etc.

Anonymous Sun Nov 12 16:25:12 2023 No.19894985

>>19894786
>The person I was responding to, who listed a number of primarily flour based foods
That was me, replying to this post here >>19889988 which criticized the inclusion of flour in my post here >>19889933, apparently not understanding that flour is generally made into some kind of food item rather than being dumped directly in a pan and fried. And so I gave some food items made primarily of flour to give an idea of what flour is used for.

>Please read the full conversation before embarassing yourself with questions.
You were the first person in this conversation to talk about a diet of 100% bread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 17:04:06 2023 No.19895093 >>19887259 The body metabolises muscle first when starving.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 23:32:29 2023 No.19896208 >>19887201 get off 4chan and get a job

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 23:53:18 2023 No.19896282 Dried bean - white rice and salt. Try to hussel meat or even bones and make a broth for you rice

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 01:36:13 2023 No.19896669 >>19894985 Stupid little shit. Why the fuck do you think he was talking about fried goddamn flour? Because he was thinking of eating exclusively flour based items, rather than combining it with shit to make it a proper meal. Shut the fuck up.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 02:13:40 2023 No.19896805

>>19896669
>Because he was thinking of eating exclusively flour based items
He never said that. What he actually said was:
>>19889988
>Can't wait to eat fried flour and save mad loads of cash.
in response to a post listing a variety of foods and explicitly mentioning that cheaper foods allow more expensive foods to fit in a tight budget, with flour notably being the cheapest per calorie.

>Why the fuck do you think he was talking about fried goddamn flour?
Because flour is further removed than most other things mentioned there from a prepared meal, and rather than thinking that flour would be made into dough and then a cooked food, he thought that the flour would be cooked and eaten directly. You know, like he said. His stated criticism was directed at the notion that one would eat plain flour rather than that one would exclusively eat flour-based foods.

You may, of course, hold that what he said was not what he meant, but that's another issue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 02:26:45 2023 No.19896860 >>19890478 But I wanna eat the whole salty packet

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 02:32:15 2023 No.19896880 >>19894779 None of those things were begging.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 02:37:23 2023 No.19896890 File: 46 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Unironically go dumpster diving behind grocery stores you'll find perfectly good food still in its packaging. Also you can forage for food depending on where you are

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 13:33:52 2023 No.19898227 >>19887178 you may help yourself to the scrapings off my penis

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 13:57:53 2023 No.19898289

>>19887178
Depends on where you live but whatever the cheapest is out of beans, lentils, or whatever legumes that can give you protein and fiber and vitamins cheaply. Dried is usually much cheaper than canned. Then whatever veg is cheapest too, preferably something stalky that can fill you up and you can boil to make a broth that will fill and warm you up. If you’ve still got something left either go for the staple carb of where you live or some cheap cuts of meat that you can boil up with the veggies (including things like pigs trotters, chicken feet, ox tails and other things that may get thrown away in some Western countries). Fatty cuts also welcome.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 17:50:35 2023 No.19898861

>>19887178
first week buy big bag of dry rice and beans and as much pasta as you can get for 10 dollars, you should have enough for 2 weeks of just that, second week buy some chicken thighs if you go to a butcher you can get them for 1 dollar or under a pound, spend you whole 10 on that for week two, week three re stock rice and beans and use remainder for a some vegatables, week 4 all vegetables
repeat that cycle until not poor

youll be suprised how quickly youll stock up on chicken in the freezer and rice in the pantry

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 17:51:40 2023 No.19898864 unironically walk to any church and ask for help, they all have food banks

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 17:52:47 2023 No.19898868 >>19890445 buddha is in hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 17:55:22 2023 No.19898877 >>19887178 Rice and beans for dinner every day. Eggs and pancakes for breakfast every day. Flour, sugar, baking powder and salt. Enjoy hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 18:11:22 2023 No.19898942 Instead of wasting money on expensive shit at supermarkets, I just make cookies out of the dirt in my backyard and eat them. It costs nothing and they are very filling. I laugh at all of those dumbasses that eat meats, fruits, and vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 18:38:27 2023 No.19899038 >>19887201 trolling outside of /b/ is prohibited here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 19:11:17 2023 No.19899183 >>19887178 Instant noodles, Cheap bread toasted, eggs aren't too cheap so you can put them on the toast. You can get cheap butter too

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 20:34:05 2023 No.19899476

If you have $10 for seven days you are going to die. If you have time to prepare then you can buy bulk goods and process them yourself. Bulk rice, bulk beans, bulk potatoes, bulk carrots, bulk onions, and whatever bulk protein you can add to this.

Book mark all the advertisements and check out all the immigrant markets for their circulars. In my area you can get bulk chicken 10 lbs. for $.49 a pound at the immigrant markets. I just checked and they have 20 eggs for $2.99. That adds 3 eggs a day to your rice and beans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 20:39:21 2023 No.19899485 >>19887193 >“will work for food” sign outside walmart This doesn't actually work. Don't bother.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 21:33:01 2023 No.19899661

Food banks are actually fucking amazing you'd get like $100-200 worth of goodies where I'm at. Whole hams and turkeys for holidays. Milk, eggs, rice, canned vegs, some frozen slop, juice, bread, detergent and toilet paper and paper towels things like that. Those people are fucking saints and have saved my bacon many times you are broke as shit there is no shame getting help like that. It is literally what it's there for

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 21:49:12 2023 No.19899713

>>19899661
I only donate to the food bank for charity now days. Single best place to be charitable and know your money is going to someone that, for whatever reason, needs that help right now. I've done a lot of charitable stuff and over the years I've learned this. Whoever you are, if you're visiting a food bank, it's a God send to get you over a hump.

And if you're in a fucked up position like that there's people like me out there donating to help you out in a central place. Take advantage and don't feel any shame. You're why I donated and I don't care about your problem. Just that you get enough food to stay stable and comfortable while you sort yourself out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 22:08:48 2023 No.19899782 >>19887178 Visit your mom. I'm sure she'd love to hear from you once in a while too

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>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 23:31:28 2023 No.19900032 a 100 pound bag of flour is like 30€ here 1 pound of salt for another 2€ Thats 175000 calories, 70 days worth of energy enough for a trip to the east indies

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 23:36:43 2023 No.19900041 >>19887178 Peanut butter, I'm not kidding. If you actually only have $10/week, your best bang per buck is peanut butter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 03:20:35 2023 No.19900776 >>19887178 12 years ago when I was in college it was eggs, brown rice and canned beans. I don't think I could swing that with $10 today.

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:16:01 2023 No.19901241

>>19899476
>Bulk rice, bulk beans
These are cheap enough to form the bulk of OP's diet.

>bulk potatoes, bulk carrots, bulk onions
These are not.

>whatever bulk protein you can add to this.
Peanut butter. But only the big containers. Otherwise even peanut butter is too expensive.

>chicken 10 lbs. for $.49 a pound
Cheap enough if OP were to eat the skin and fat. Not cheap enough if he doesn't.

>20 eggs for $2.99
4.7 calories per cent, not even close to the average economy OP needs, but doable as an animal protein supplement to a beans/rice diet as you describe.

>your best bang per buck is peanut butter
It isn't. >>19889933 It's decent, but other things have it beat by a lot on calorie economy. Since most of its calories are from fat, it's not even all that economical as a protein source. Beans are a lot better for that.

>>19900776
Substitute white rice for brown and dry beans for canned, and you could. Brown rice may be doable if you can find a bulk supplier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:22:42 2023 No.19901245 >>19887178 Canned tuna, sack of potatoes and sack of rice can all be bought cheap

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 18:38:13 2023 No.19901913

>>19901241
Assuming OP buys over time and in bulk they can stretch out their food and get nutrition that is critical. Bag of bulk carrots is a few dollars and a bag of potatoes is five. If we are talking a subsistence diet at literally $10 starting right now, then rice and beans alone. The eggs are to add in albumin. The chicken can last twenty dishes at 1/2 lb per day cooked.

>sub white rice for brown
I can tell you've never had to struggle or help someone that is.
>if you can find a bulk supplier
If? How about if you shut the fuck up. Finding a bulk supplier of rice is the easiest part of this situation. Finding a bulk supplier of beans is slightly harder and depending where you reside usually very easy. Rice and beans are used to stretch out other ingredients and supply needed calories. Finding bulk deals on nutrient dense calories is the most difficult. Your advice to take the lowest cost calorie up in price is literally retarded.

When subsistence shopping you get the most and cheapest form of calories that you can sustain on by themselves first. Then you work out other sources of nutrition to supplement your diet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 18:54:12 2023 No.19901949 >>19887178 Get a job.

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 18:57:41 2023 No.19901957
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One of the problems Americans have when doing this exercise is seeing protein as the staple calorie instead of as a flavoring item that adds complete protein.

Here's the weekly ads for one of my local immigrant markets. $0.49 drumsticks, $.49 cabbage, even the shrimp is a good deal and once you've hit your calorie targets a lb of shrimp goes a long way as you only need to eat a few. Pinto beans here are $1 a pound and there are certainly markets for less around here.

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 19:01:11 2023 No.19901963
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Potatoes 2lb for $1, cucumbers 2lb for $1, and so on. You first build up your calories by bulk buying the cheapest. Then once your daily needs are secure you can stretch in other items. Over time you should be adding flour and baking, cooking bones, offal, and so on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 19:20:03 2023 No.19902003 >>19901957 beanlet, how the fuck do i cook dry beans. every time i try following instructions they come out tough. does my supermarket just have shit beans i've had good luck with lentils though maybe i should just stick to those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 19:22:04 2023 No.19902011 is op even around after getting shit on so much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 19:23:26 2023 No.19902016 >>19887178 Read up on the snake diet. Fast for 1 or 2 weeks then do like 3 days of feeding. You might even end up with some leftover cash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 20:11:35 2023 No.19902144 >>19902003 mommy blogs say they may be too old or you're not doing one of the steps right (like soaking).

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 20:23:52 2023 No.19902183

>>19887178
Bruh call around to local churches. There are 2 within walking distance of me that have food pantries, the one across the street has it 3 times a week, however you usually get put in a system and can only go once a month or something. Many may also have a soup kitchen/ hot meal giveaway. It's not great but it can help you stretch that 10 dollars.

Anonymous Wed Nov 15 02:00:22 2023 No.19903238

>>19887178
dollar tree near me sells everything at a $1.25, that'd be 8 things if you can scrounge a few cents for the tax.
i'd get:
1x cooking oil
1x bouillon cubes
3x pinto beans
3x rice

eating one meal a day, that's maybe 9 days, 12 if you stretch it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 02:03:49 2023 No.19903252 >>19894076 fuckin lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 07:09:35 2023 No.19904052 Eggs and toast.

Anonymous Wed Nov 15 22:00:42 2023 No.19906145

>>19901913
>Bag of bulk carrots is a few dollars and a bag of potatoes is five.
But they don't contain very many calories for that cost, making them too expensive for OP to use as a dietary staple. They'd need to be offset by a much cheaper calorie source.

>Finding a bulk supplier of rice is the easiest part of this situation.
Walmart has been mentioned a lot in this thread, and Walmart does indeed have rice cheap enough for OP to use in this situation. But that's white rice in 20lb bags. Walmart's brown rice comes in smaller bags and is expensive enough to cause trouble for OP's budget. The anon I was replying to specifically mentioned brown rice, and for a lot of people, getting white rice will be cheaper.

>Finding bulk deals on nutrient dense calories is the most difficult.
Flour and cooking oil are cheap and available most everywhere. They're cheap enough that there's a lot less pressure to get "bulk" sizes than with things like rice or beans.

>Your advice to take the lowest cost calorie up in price is literally retarded.
What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 22:04:15 2023 No.19906158 >>19902003 1. Soak in water for about a day (in the fridge), changing out the water once in the middle of that period. 2. Cook the now-hydrated beans using your method of choice. >i've had good luck with lentils Lentils don't need soaking. Beans do.

Anonymous Wed Nov 15 22:13:32 2023 No.19906193

>>19887222
This week and next week are probably your best bet for cheap deals on food, fuck rice and beans. Do you have a Safeway in your area? They have fresh turkeys for 89cents/lb, no spending x amount for the deal too, minimum weight would be 9-10lbs. If you have to go the rice and beans route then go that route.

Food banks would probably be handing out a lot too and also next month. No one city slicker should be "starving" this time of year if you have something to cook on, in, and a fridge even if it is empty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 22:23:59 2023 No.19906231 >>19887178 oh shit i read that as 10 dollars total for 8 weeks so like a dollar n a quarter a week, goddamn that would be brutal

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 22:26:24 2023 No.19906238 >>19887178 drink a gallon of water a day, buy rice, beans, and peanut butter. go to a food bank. try not to die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 22:28:53 2023 No.19906247 >>19890435 no premade bread is a horrible calories to dollar ration, better stick to legumes, lentils and potatoes

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 03:04:36 2023 No.19907195 >>19895093 >the body leaves the nutrient stores for last thing long and hard, and try to figure out whether this makes sense or not

Anonymous Thu Nov 16 03:56:30 2023 No.19907415

>>19887201
Potatoes rice and dried beans off cuts of meat and cumin turmeric black pepper and dried rosemary + basil for every meal (get dried dill seed and fennel too, expand your spice cabinet) buy flour and dry yeast plus water and olive oil and you're good to make cakes and dessert breads plus pizzas and bread rolls

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 04:03:32 2023 No.19907438 >>19887178 A homeless person. You know how many calories are in a single homeless man they got like at least enough to feed you for a week or two and when your done just find a new one.

Anonymous Thu Nov 16 04:08:36 2023 No.19907457

>>19907195
Muscle has a significant base metabolism. Recycling muscle for nutrients in a starvation situation not only saves (lower-overhead and insulating) fat for later, but results in less energy burned per day that needs to come from stores. Maintaining a conspicuously muscular physique as anon implied he had requires regular exercise and a lot of food to just maintain. Cut either, and muscle mass goes down. Cut both, and it goes down fast.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 05:15:20 2023 No.19907690 >>19887178 It's an opportunity to lose some weight brother

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 05:43:53 2023 No.19907752 >>19902003 soak in water with a bit of baking soda, 8-24 hours. rinse, add to pot with spices, aromatics, added fat, stock, and water. simmer till done.

Anonymous Thu Nov 16 13:12:05 2023 No.19908617

>>19901957
>$0.49 drumsticks
~16 calories per cent if you eat the skin and fat. About half that if you don't.

>$.49 cabbage
2.4 calories per cent.

>even the shrimp is a good deal
0.8 calories per cent. The chicken drumsticks are 20x as economical.

>Pinto beans here are $1 a pound
Assuming dry beans, that's 13 calories per cent.

>>19901963
>Potatoes 2lb for $1
7.2 calories per cent.

>cucumbers 2lb for $1
1.2 calories per cent.

>and so on
The only things you mentioned that are cheap enough for OP to afford a 2000 calorie/day diet are flour and the drumsticks, and that's if OP makes efficient use of the drippings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 13:20:21 2023 No.19908625 >>19887178 get a job at a restaurant so you get staff meal and make $10/hour instead of $10/week

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 17:13:15 2023 No.19909159 >>19887222

Anonymous Thu Nov 16 17:23:00 2023 No.19909195

>>19887178
>2 months
>$80
I feel like I would spend $20 on a giant sack of rice and tub of salt, and start setting traps and snares for small game in my urban region. Nobody would notice all the missing doves and squirrels.

Otherwise, I would spend the next 2 months eating rice and beans and looking for a way to make some money...

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 18:05:16 2023 No.19909316 >>19887201 Move to third world country You will save from that 10 usd a week

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 18:11:21 2023 No.19909331 >>19909195 >urban game That'd kill you. Just buy kneepads and earn more than 10 dollars

Anonymous Thu Nov 16 20:33:07 2023 No.19909745
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I originally felt bad for op but now I wish for his death via slow and agonizing starvation after reading the way he responds to well intentioned anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 20:45:48 2023 No.19909783 >>19887178 Take geese from the park, particularly where people feed them as they are easier to catch. Or if you're near the sea or something dig for clams, take crabs, fish, etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 22:06:30 2023 No.19910060 File: 80 KB, 500x730, SYM dinner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19898868 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 22:57:47 2023 No.19910193 >>19888909 what a spiteful and useless retard you are

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 23:03:13 2023 No.19910206 >>19887178 bolognese >ground meat whatever is cheapest >carrot and onion get one each >celery no celery. too expensive, can be omitted >tomato paste no canned tomatoes, paste is enough >water and pasta that's all you need

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 01:58:27 2023 No.19910850

>>19910206
Using online Walmart prices. Most economical option, prorated by amount used.

>>ground meat
1lb ground beef $3.28, 1360 calories (Ground turkey is cheaper by weight but more expensive per calorie than bulk 73% beef. If ground breakfast sausage counts as "ground meat" for this recipe, it's $2.88 and 1500 calories.

>>carrot and onion
1 carrot (~1/6lb) $0.13, 30 calories
1 onion (~1/2lb) $0.30, 91 calories

>>tomato paste
6oz $0.61, 150 calories

>>pasta
1lb spaghetti $0.87, 1600 calories

>that's all you need
Beef bolognese: $5.21, 3231 calories (6.2/cent)
Sausage bolognese: $4.79, 3371 calories (7/cent)
Not bad for a tasty meal, but OP would only be able to afford a thousand calories per day (using sausage). Using chicken instead of ground meat could drop the price significantly, since the ground meat is the major cost here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 02:07:25 2023 No.19910878 >>19887201 rice, lentils and water

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:39:43 2023 No.19911351

>>19898877
>Enjoy hell.

It's not that bad. I'm in the same boat as a lot of people here. I cope by mixing it up with lentils, split peas, chick peas, quinoa, onions, eggs, grated cheese, cheap meats, and homemade sauces. One big upside is that my physique and energy levels are better on these poverty rations than they were when I was eating lots of restaurant meals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:41:07 2023 No.19911357 >>19901241 >Peanut butter. But only the big containers. Otherwise even peanut butter is too expensive. The big containers are poisonous hydrogenated goyslop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 04:49:30 2023 No.19911391 how the fuck does this even happen

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