/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19883985]

>he eats oatmeme

[Anonymous No.19884022]

Yeah ok sit there and act like apple and cinnamon oatmeal isnt a top tier breakfast get outta here

[Anonymous No.19884034]

>>19883985
Boys who eat oatmeal and other poor breakfasts give me the ick. I want a fancy brunch or nothing

[Sage No.19884706]

kys and your faggot thread

[Anonymous No.19884752]

>whities really be proud to eat lukewarm gruel like prisoners as long as it's marketed as "healthy"

Hard kek

[Anonymous No.19884773]

>>19883985
Literal tranny food. Oatker promoted it for sterilizing the population.

[Anonymous No.19884777]

>>19883985
Squats and oats baby

[Anonymous No.19884784]

>>19884022
maple and brown sugar is better

[Anonymous No.19884786]

>>19883985
For me, it's linen porridge. Does wonders to my digestive system.

[Anonymous No.19885007]

>>19884752
Don't worry, there must be a deepfried version for POCs, just check some Scottish recipes.

[Anonymous No.19885030]

>>19884022
Blueberry+honey for me

[Anonymous No.19885064]

>>19883985
Yeah, so what?

[Anonymous No.19885528]

>>19885064
Nice

[Anonymous No.19885536]

>>19883985
only eaten with butter or you're a nigger

[Anonymous No.19885549]

>>19884752
Mmmmmmmm lawd we's be eatin gooooooood chil', mmmmmhmmm

[Anonymous No.19885670]

[Anonymous No.19885675]

>>19885670
Those old super exaggerated paintings of cattle are the funniest fucking shit to me

[Anonymous No.19885693]

>>19884022
>>19884784
>>19885030
>Unironically eat breakfast
What are you 9?

[Anonymous No.19885702]

it's strangely good with eggs

[Anonymous No.19885732]

>>19885693
>Unironically eat breakfast
Better than eating ass

[Anonymous No.19886442]

>>19883985
oat/carb hating keto shill

[Anonymous No.19886457]

>>19883985
what do think I want a gnarly case of the grain brains??

i soak in some apple cider vinegar for at least 8 hours before a cereal grain enters MY body

[Anonymous No.19887708]

I just finished a delicious bowl of oatmeal with dried cranberry for breakfast
while I'll be good and full til lunch and my shit tomorrow will be large and powerful

[Anonymous No.19887735]

>>19886442
you can eat oats on keto. blows the whole carb budget but its worth it sometimes

[Anonymous No.19887790]

>>19883985
Tastes good. I put a little bit of honey and butter in mine and it keeps me full for basically the entire day.

[Anonymous No.19887809]

Sometimes I treat myself to a nice BLM (bacon, lettuce, and mayonnaise). Not tomato, because I don't eat them. Away!

[Anonymous No.19887851]

>>19885702
try beef jerky

[Anonymous No.19888205]

>>19883985
I need fiber on account of my high cholesterol

[Anonymous No.19888278]

>>19888205
pecans

[Anonymous No.19888288]

>>19883985
I automatically think less of anyone who unironically enjoys eating oatmeal

[Anonymous No.19888476]

>>19883985
>he posts threads on a Panamanian underwater macrame forum
Uh, cringe. No thank you.

[Anonymous No.19888528]

>>19888288
>

[Anonymous No.19888531]

Steel cut quick oats are nice enough in texture and fast enough in the microwave.

[Anonymous No.19888543]

>shortener

[Anonymous No.19888544]

>>19883985
How else am I gonna keep myself Yeerk free

[Anonymous No.19889104]

>>19884034
Then you get nothing.

[Anonymous No.19889191]

>>19883985
Oatmeal, Muesli, cream of buckwheat, etc , are heavenly.

[Anonymous No.19889226]

Before oatmeal I used to have to come up with something new for breakfast every other week. Oatmeal is just impossible to get tired off.

[Anonymous No.19889401]

Raw oats + natural yoghurt with cane sugar

And a cup of coffee afterwards.
My every day breakfast.

[Anonymous No.19889418]

>>19888544
Instant and only the maple and ginger flavor specifically.

[Anonymous No.19890256]

>>19884773
The answer is meat isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.19890404]

>>19884752
>lukewarm
what the fuck kind of retard cooks it?
its much better cold with milk like cereal

[Anonymous No.19890406]

>>19883985
>oatmeme for breaky
>kraft mac and soy for lunch
>frozen 'za for dinner

[Anonymous No.19890408]

>>19885675
Maybe they belonged to the Habsburgs.

[Anonymous No.19890479]

Is oatmeal the same as porridge?

[Anonymous No.19890487]

>>19885693
I actually go out and do things that require energy and protein

[Anonymous No.19890494]

>>19890406
Hello based department

[Anonymous No.19891237]

>>19890479
oatmeal is a milling process that produces the product. Porridge is the name of the dish created from that product.

[Anonymous No.19891396]

>>19891237
There is no milling process called oatmeal, no one oatmeals oats

[Anonymous No.19891410]

>>19883985
The breakfast of the civilized world

[Anonymous No.19891512]

I like to roast rolled oats before dunking them in whatever diary I feel like that day. Milk, skyr, joghurt, kefir, cottage cheese even. Always eat it with a vit C. Fuck phytic acid, but I can't be assed to soak them for hours.

[Anonymous No.19891685]

Today I replaced the milk in my oatmeal with coconut milk and it was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.19891703]

>>19891410
Insulation foam?
Nope.

[Anonymous No.19892916]

It's the ideal winter breakfast. Also, if you make it with water instead of milk, you should be shot.

[Anonymous No.19893573]

>>19890404
lmao this nigga actually does the overnight oats reddit faggotry

[Anonymous No.19893605]

>>19893573
Yes.
https://youtu.be/jO4-fh2XBBk?si=hnxHHICQB-mHWC1m

[Anonymous No.19893634]

>>19893605
>eating reddit gruel
lmaooooooooo

[Anonymous No.19893659]

>>19893634
Yes. What you gonna do, come to my house and kick my ass?

[Anonymous No.19893695]

>>19891410
Eggs and old fashioned oats with salt and msg is a fantastic replacement for an omelet with meat.

[Anonymous No.19893705]

>>19893659
if I knew where you lived, sure

[Anonymous No.19893714]

>>19893659
>Yes. What you gonna do, come to my house and kick my ass?
Tell him where you live so we can find out who is a real man and who is a fucking pussy. I'll record everything and be like "Worldstar hip hop!"

[Anonymous No.19894008]

>>19893573
>overnight
no you just add milk immediately wtf is this overnight shit?

[Anonymous No.19894022]

>not putting PB2 and sliced nanas into your oatmeal

The food of the gods

[Anonymous No.19894110]

>>19894008
iirc you leave it in the fridge overnight so the starches in the oats break down while they soak in the milk/non-dairy milk alternative. i don't really know why breaking the starches down is better than eating them immediately but there's probably some lengthy explanation as to why it's beneficial.

[Anonymous No.19894113]

>>19883985
Oatmeal is absolutely disgusting. It's slop in the actual sense of the word. It's most redeeming quality is being a vessel for brown sugar.

[Anonymous No.19894498]

>>19883985
I can only eat two spoonfuls before feeling full. Then 30 minutes later I'm hungry as fuck again.

[Anonymous No.19894784]

>>19891396
I meant that oatmeal is derrived from a process. It's what you get after the groat has been split, flattened and partially cooked. In a similar fashion we have semolina. I don't know whether that anon was serious or not. Who doesn't understand the difference between, for e.g. wheatberry, bulgur, flour, semolina and 'cream of wheat' ? Pretty basic.

[Anonymous No.19894797]

>>19887735
>it defeats the purpose but you can still do it
Yeah, I guess you can eat foie gras on veganism too.

[Anonymous No.19894799]

>>19894498
How much of a twink are you?

[Anonymous No.19894801]

>>19894784
>oatmeal is a milling process
No it isn't. It's a milled meal of oats.

[Anonymous No.19894809]

>>19883985
huh, my oats always end up looking chunkier and less soft. Like, I can see the oats shape. I guess it's a different cut or I'm not cooking them right.

[Anonymous No.19895005]

>>19889401
Eat steak and eggs nigger, or beef liver for brownie points

[Anonymous No.19895172]

cook a mashed banana in it

[Anonymous No.19895254]

>>19884022
cinnamon is a disgusting flavor and I can't understand why anyone likes it

[Anonymous No.19895495]

>>19895254
pitifully infantile taste palate, NGMI

[Anonymous No.19895522]

>>19893705
95 eastwood lane springfield nebraska
i'll be waiting

[Anonymous No.19895711]

>>19884752
I don't care about non-white opinions

[Anonymous No.19895726]

>>19884777
Checked.
Can't spell GOAT without OAT

[Anonymous No.19895823]

>>19883985
Looks like a big sloppa shit

[Anonymous No.19895845]

>>19895823
based small sloppa enjoyer