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19883072 No.19883072 [Reply] [Original]

>Be third world scum
>Local dollar store imports wide variety of American sodas for some reason
>Surprisingly cheap compared to national stuff
>Try some, take a sip
>Immediately feel myself slipping into a diabetic coma
I mean it's delicious don't get me wrong, but how do Americans drink this on the daily? I'm a fat, unhealthy fuck and these hypersugary shits make me feel actually guilty after drinking 2 cans regardless of brand or flavor.

>> No.19883101
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19883101

You should see the people that are actually hooked on them.
Squirt is better

>> No.19883135

>>19883072
>but how do Americans drink this on the daily
They are used to high sugar content since their eary years Anon. I mean just look at the "bread" they are eating, it is so high on sugar that it easily could be considered as a cake here in Europe lol

>> No.19883199

>>19883072
>it's delicious don't get me wrong
>mountain dew
mountain dew is disgusting, has a lysol smell as the aftertaste

>> No.19883209

>>19883072
You're not supposed to drink that stuff, it's for retards. Mt. Dew especially

>> No.19883221

>>19883072
your body actually adapts lol. it's like ketones for keto, carb diet uses insulin to do the carb stuff.

>> No.19883226

>>19883199
>>19883209
Well excuse me for trying to experience a different culture.

>> No.19883259

>>19883101
Tim?

>> No.19883261

>>19883072
you're supposed to mix it with whiskey, not drink it straight

>> No.19883264

>>19883261
I hate alcohol mate

>> No.19883323

>>19883072
same way russians live off vodka: your body slowly gets use to it and the pain becomes normal.

>> No.19883342

America has been breeding its citizens to subsist on a calorically dense, fructose heavy diet much like that of the earliest primates. Once we hit a few more degrees on average per year we will then storm across the northern border diplomatically. We will provide infrastructure to the Canadian Yukon on two fronts as it becomes the world's new bread basket producing corn on the once empty tundra.
Everyone will be fed the bread and soda diet

>> No.19883391

>>19883323
this. the average American lives in pain and suffering to the point they think it's normal and don't even consider that theyre consuming poison multiple times a day.

>> No.19883550

>>19883072
>but how do Americans drink this on the daily?
We don't actually do this except for obese fucks. I like mtn dew but mello yello is the suoerior citrus soda

>> No.19883566
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>>19883550
Euros will never understand

>> No.19883747

>>19883135
Europeans talking about food when the whole world laughs at how disgusting your food is.
That's funny. Your dishes (the ones that aren't stolen) have baby names. A whole culture of infants.

Hiding this garbage third worlder thread.

>> No.19884317

>>19883101
FYI about Squirt: it will taste and smell funny the first time around, but the helpings after that, you'll be hooked.
Kinda like when you start smoking cigarettes.

>> No.19884375

>>19883072
Personally I love Mountain Dew and have since I was about 5, it makes my mutt dick hard. Haven't had one in ages. I gave up sugary drinks a few years ago with the exception of the occasional Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Couldn't imagine drinking it on the daily.

>> No.19884378

>>19884317
Maybe it's because Squirt is really common in my shithole, but I'm not the biggest fan of grapefruit soda. It does have more carbonation than all the rest though, for some reason.

>> No.19884381

>>19883135
Are you people ever going to get tired of making the same "joke" over and over and over and over and over and over

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>>19883072
>how do Americans drink this on the daily?

>> No.19884389

>>19883072
I learned what "sour stomach" was due to these drinks. Haven't had one in 25 years. Fuck 'em

>> No.19884406

>>19883261
>mix with whiskey
mountain dew is the WRONG drink to use as a mixer.

sprite is the correct answer.

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>>19884378
>squirt carbonation
i find it amusing seeing a 2L bulging from both ends