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/ck/ webm thread

>> No.19877167

>>19877158
And here I thought the chinese was supposed to be smart? Why don't they just drink hot sauce

>> No.19877171

>>19877167
the mouthfeel of the rocks enhances the sauce

>> No.19877183

>>19877167
There simply enferior to us

>> No.19877212

>>19877171
>mouthfeel

>> No.19877219
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>> No.19877225
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>> No.19877253
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>> No.19877268

>>19877240
She has to eat all the eggs.

>> No.19877287

>>19877212
you do better then

>> No.19877290
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>> No.19877294
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>> No.19877329

>>19877219
lol what a dumb "recipe"
a waste of both mushrooms and quail eggs

>> No.19877331
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>> No.19877374
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>>19877326
FUCK IT'S NOT FAIR

>> No.19877680

>>19877323
>>19877320
>>19877301
>>19877298
>>19877294
Why are you so obsessed with trannies? I only hear about them on imageboards.

>> No.19877744

shit thread as usual

>> No.19877762

>>19877323
This thing tries to be a woman but eats so apishly

>> No.19877767
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19877767

this kills the crab

>> No.19877784

>>19877225
Looks really good but wtf were those noodles.

>> No.19877788

>>19877219
mushrooms filled with blue cheese and wrapped in bacon are great. this might also be good but i don't know about the quail eggs

>> No.19877796

>>19877326
why does he move like he has als?

>> No.19877904

>>19877287
texture

>> No.19877932

>>19877784
Macaroni noodles

>> No.19877963

>>19877932
Looks like the ones you find in a Kraft box, needed some real elbows.

>> No.19877964

>>19877171
the rock cooks the sauce

>> No.19877974

>>19877680
name and shame

>> No.19878078

>>19877253
>itsnothoneycomb

what is it then?

>> No.19878093
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>> No.19878098
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>> No.19878102
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>> No.19878107

>>19877240
what came first, this jav or the comic

>> No.19878111

>>19878078
It’s fucking brood comb. That’s foul

>> No.19878117

>>19878111
were there... were there bees in the comb?

bit of protein i suppose

>> No.19878122
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>>19878111

>> No.19878124

>>19878093
Looks tasty. Could make a giant bagel rueben

>> No.19878132

>>19878122
>>19878117
A brick of bug larvae and wax

>> No.19878144

>>19877315
I'm upset with myself for watching all of it

>> No.19878150

>>19877225
Yummy

>> No.19878177
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>> No.19878180
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>> No.19878209

>>19878093
>when they lean into the fucking oven
My sides bros

>> No.19878210

>>19878177
Mmmm, cold starchy cheese

>> No.19878225
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>> No.19878229

>>19878093
You just know they haven't washed their hands in years.

>> No.19878239
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>> No.19878259

>>19878225
kek

>> No.19878299

>>19877236
Catalans simply use this instead of buttering their bread there is no need to be so dramatic lol

>> No.19878302
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>> No.19878387

>>19878302
Why is she making that face? She's not being very tolerant and respectful of other cultures and customs. Very racist of her.

>> No.19878394

Can we ease up on the tranny shit? I don't want to see /ck/ turn into /tv/

>> No.19878504

>>19877796
because it is so painful they have to take drugs

>> No.19878564

>>19878239
lumpy burnt horrible dogshit. Anyone trying to make this in a restaurant would die from a cleaver to the head from the head chef

>> No.19878641

>>19878302
why aren't they sharing

>> No.19878648

>>19878504
based ssempa poster

>> No.19878786

I need a webm recipe for simple alfredo sauce

>> No.19878794
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19878794

Why is this thread filled with tranny webms?

>> No.19878808

>>19878394
I genuinely believe its inorganic. That, or one very dedicated autist. I made a thread about super monkey ball on /v/ and someone started screaming about trannies unprompted.

>> No.19878840

>>19878794
>this thread
>this
its every ck webm thread

>> No.19878946
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>>19878302
what am I missing here? they're just eating at a restaurant. what was the point of this webm

>> No.19878973

>>19872065
I'm waiting.

>> No.19878989

>>19877762
To be fair actual women these days are fucking hogs as well

>> No.19878998

>>19878946
The food is served "family style" and they're supposed to just take portions of what they want, but they each took entire dishes.

>> No.19879032

>>19878093
How many people a year die from falling into these ovens?

>> No.19879060

>>19877767
>coping shill plays the assembly machine in reverse to make it look like factory farming
you are afraid.

>> No.19879099

>>19877326
someone needs to teach this boy how to cook

>> No.19879183

>>19878794
I made a bunch because I think it's funny when people get really mad about them

>> No.19879188 [DELETED] 

#TransRights

>> No.19879201
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19879201

>>19878177
>>19878210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p65EBC9lW9k&t=129s

>> No.19879224

>>19877788
Quail eggs are so deliciously creamy. Cant think of a way they would be bad in this

>> No.19879240

>>19878093
Those ovens are very space efficient but it’s not worth the risk of falling inside.

>> No.19879251

>>19878122
It doesn’t matter how fancy that shit is I ain’t eating any of that.

>> No.19879278

>>19877311
Don't forget the bleach

>> No.19879282

>>19879183
do you do it for free

>> No.19879285

>>19878239
>Burn the shit out of two cups of flour in a cup of oil
>Add one raw onion in big chunks

>> No.19879289

>>19879282
He takes 42% of each dollar made but he's trying to get it to 100%

>> No.19879328

>>19877219
people need to stop fucking baking eggs. almost as much of an affront as baking avocado.

>> No.19879352

>>19879328
why

>> No.19879355

>>19879352
equivalent to boiling hamburger, or grilling lettuce

>> No.19879388

>>19879240
>wont stick half your body into a open giant flaming pit for bread
ngmi in the 3rd world

>> No.19879390

>>19879355
grilled Caesar salad is fantastic though

>> No.19879431
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>>19879390
no.

>> No.19879447

>>19879183
>I go into an unrelated thread and spam trannies
No need to lie anon, it’s clear that you have an extensive collection of videos you jerk off to.

>> No.19879457

>>19877680
Why are you obsessed with people who make trannies look bad?

>> No.19879476
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>> No.19879498

>>19879447
i do but that's in a different folder

>> No.19879548

>>19877225
one of the better webms I've seen here

>> No.19879550

>>19878946
They're eating but don't look like they're enjoying it or having fun.

>> No.19879567

>>19877315
I thought it was funny

>> No.19879593

>>19877301
>>19877326
it's just not fair, man...

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>>19879684
the chinky wide-eyed sped up chewing always pissed me off so I never watched this to the point where they plug "bloom supergreens"
very funny to see the Forbes article about their product list "includes serving scoop" as a pro in comparison with that list of cons

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>> No.19879791

>>19878093
>make gains while being a baker
Dream life. Look at how fit they are.

>> No.19879881

>>19878122
>Ze bugs :|
>Ze bugs, expensive :o

>> No.19879892

>>19879761
the annoying part to me is you literally never see them swallow so Im just imagining them spitting it all out

>> No.19879895

>>19878302
>>19878998
They should really tell the whites to imagine like it's some sorta thanksgiving dinner or like it's a sunday roast or something.

>> No.19879924

>>19877158
i hate these fucking fish heads so much

>> No.19879926

>>19878794
More like for mental ills

>> No.19879955

>shithead anti-funner spams off-topic faggot webms
>goes to bed, sleeps 12 hours
>spams tiktok faggotry
just filter the thread, subhuman

>> No.19879959

>>19877323
I thought all trannys were vegan

>> No.19879974

>>19879659
Dont post the OP of the last webm thread you fucking faggot.

>> No.19879981

>>19879974
where is that written in the 4channel rulebook?

>> No.19879984

>>19879955
>sleeping 12 hours
Lazy neet spotted

>> No.19879991

>>19879892
Sorry I am laying on the floor at their feet and they spit the food all over me after each bite

>> No.19879995

>>19877183
retart

>> No.19880003

>>19879476
that fried rice looks pretty good ngl

>> No.19880037

>>19879476
This constant nodding after every bite with the short glance at the camera makes me furious. Why are people doing this??

>> No.19880075

>>19877307
how's this fucker more dexterous with those big fucking gloves than i am with my bare hands

>> No.19880085
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19880085

webm threads on /ck/ are getting more and more cursed by the week

>>19879674
You're cool though. Miyako approves

>> No.19880198

>>19878794
why do you keep bringing that up days after the tranny webms stopped?

>> No.19880286

>>19879224
never had quail eggs. only reference i have is chicken eggs and i think they would become spongy in the oven

>> No.19880298

>>19879674
sex with the wide

>> No.19880336

>>19879995
as a child i called somebody a retart on msn because i didnt know how to spell it

>> No.19880359

>>19880085
I'm convinced its the same anon uploading his same webms nobody likes over and over
The only proof I have is the very similiar style in file names.
I will die on this hill.

>> No.19880366

>>19877167
they lick off the pond scum growing on the rocks
they aren't using clean, washed rocks

>> No.19880367

>>19879548
mob kitchen is legit, some anon linked to a roasted garlic chicken pot pie in a meat pie thread a while back which I tried making and it was excellent

>> No.19880383
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>>19877219
If you're going to crack a bunch of quail eggs, you need one of these badboys

>> No.19880386

>>19880383
Other uses include the removal of human nipples, noses, and pp tips

>> No.19880406

>>19878093
>Surely you will get the samarkand (bread)

>> No.19880414

>>19880037
It's the fact that he has the audacity to try look like he's a human being.
t. recovered dough golem who hate fatties with a burning passion

>> No.19880415

>>19878102
Ll}pllllpl}}lpplp}

>> No.19880471

>>19879665
I don't think anything makes me seethe more than a smug fat person

>> No.19880472

>>19880415
It's interesting that you bring that up. I wouldn't have put it that way but the webm is lacking context. They may have been preparing something that calls for this sort of dressing.

>> No.19880487

>>19880414
I've known a lot of dough golems who feel deep shame about what they are but haven't found the strength to escape their own gravitational pull, and I feel some sympathy for them
but specimens like that creature which gladly stuff themselves like it's a point of pride are utterly repulsive

>> No.19880494

>>19879656
Why don't they clean the rats first? Gag.

>> No.19880497

>>19878093
so how many people die every year baking that bread?

>> No.19880567

>>19880383
You're not gonna get my foreskin that easy, Rabbi.

>> No.19880574

>>19879032
That depends on what you define as people.

>> No.19880579

>>19877158
the thought that 1/7 of the planet’s population is made up of these creatures is terrifying

>> No.19880610

>>19879476

By noon he's already consumed more soda than I drink in a week. Holy crap

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>> No.19880614

>>19877307
>furry utterly mogs every other degenerate posted in the thread
Every time

>> No.19880623

>>19878229
>washing off the flavor

>> No.19880627

>>19877158
And then chinkoid insects dare to shit on western food.

>> No.19880629

>>19878122
I like chewing on honey combs but that's disgusting

>> No.19880634

>>19877219
>you can easily make garlic butter yourself
Honestly it never even occurred to me that lazy people could just buy garlic butter at the supermarket

>> No.19880636

>>19877236
That's not pa de vidre. If you want to do fancy pa amb tomàquet at least use proper bread. Still a scam anyway.

>> No.19880641

>stupid thing
:/
>stupid thing, social media
:o!!!

>> No.19880644

>>19879762
>either you eat the bugs or I eat you, I'm not paying for kibble anymore!

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>> No.19880809

>>19879548
webm threads need to be separated into actual recipes and cooking vs shitpost threads.

>> No.19880812

>>19879762
If those things were alive and making squeaky noises the dog would devour them.

>> No.19880878

Possibly the worst webm thread I've seen in a while

>> No.19880879

>>19879663
wtf is this from?

>> No.19880882

>>19880752
She's halfway there. Just leave it to "wash" overnight and you are golden.

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>>19879060

>> No.19881072

>>19879285
>>19878564
thats how its made, the guy didnt fuck up, that's just how the recipe goes, and no that wasn't burnt that was below the burning point, you people really should learn how to cook

>> No.19881109

>>19877158
So basically they're just eating sauce they have to suck off of hot stones?

>> No.19881136

>>19877158
I try to learn one new thing a day and sometimes they haunt my dreams (like the rx9 hellfire missile I learned about the other day) but this is the most horrifying thing imaginable.

>> No.19881143

>>19881072
It's not burnt but it's lumpy as fuck. Use a fucking whisk, my man.

>> No.19881150

>>19877788
My family's baked stuffed mushroom recipe was a filling of Italian sausage, bread crumbs and the diced stems topped with grated parmesan. Stuffed mushrooms are great and there are countless ways to do it but I agree with everyone else to fuck off with the quail eggs.

>> No.19881157

>>19877240
I thought the Japanese were good at making eggs, those are hella overcooked.

>> No.19881170

>>19878102
At the end he holds up the part he's selling to McDonald's for their chicken nuggets.

>> No.19881178

>>19881143
you want it to be lumpy as fuck, you use that stuff as a type of binder and add a nutty flavor to it as well.
that lumpy flour is used a lot for gumbo

>> No.19881186

>>19879663
I feel like I'm watching a B rated Italian snuff film.

>> No.19881190

>>19880879
Tommy, 1975 adaptation of The Who's pinball wizard rock opera. 'tis bri'ish a'igh.

>> No.19881216
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>>19878093
Anyone else thought the dude on the left was about to place the bread on the other guys head?

>> No.19881273
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>> No.19881640

>>19880367
Where do they post? instagram?

>> No.19881654

>>19880494
I was going to post the same thing as you but then I just realized this webm is uncomplete
she's just deskinning them, just like what you do with chicken
the cleaning part comes afterwards (hopefully)

>> No.19881666

>>19879663
not my proudest fap

>> No.19881715

>>19880752
WTF is that weird thing she pulls the knives out of?
I didn't see holes when she pulled it out. Is this some edit trickery?

>> No.19881719

>>19877219
stemp

>> No.19881722

>>19881072
Try telling a French chef that's how you make a roux. You fucking dimwit... that is NOT how you make a roux.

>> No.19882054

>>19881170
>jamie oliver is posting in this thread

>> No.19882062

>>19881072
Neither flour nor oil should get dark enough to produce that color, it's clearly burnt

>> No.19882085

>>19881109
Yep. They're literally just eating hot and spicy sugar sauce off of rocks that could have toxic material in them.

BRILLIANT.

>> No.19882106

>>19878239
why does it look so lumpy?
why isnt it darker for cajun roux?
why does he add chopped onions at the end?
so many questions, its a mystery...

>> No.19882111

>>19879663
>>19879670
/ck/ always has the best fetish webms

>> No.19882114

>>19878093
lived in UZB for a couple years
this bread tastes good

>> No.19882162

>>19878180

What the fuck. Just dump it all in at once? And then.. Slowly raise temp?

Thats it?

>> No.19882193
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>>19878098
it lives!!

>> No.19882197

>>19882114
The dough/end product looks much tighter than most bread, more like bagel like one anon mentioned. Is it particularly hefty?

>> No.19882210

Jesus christ this thread sucks.

>> No.19882211

>>19882162
Yeah, here's chef john explaining it in more detail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPKWYM8-YgY
Effectively the cold butter cubes slowly melting automatically takes care of the normal "add melted butter slowly" process. It blurs the line between a hollandaise and a beurre blanc to the point that I'm not really sure what the functional difference is any more.

>> No.19882251

>>19879762
I love it when you can tell dogs feel uncomfortable, but they're trying to be polite

>> No.19882359

>>19878998
>they're supposed to just take portions of what they want
yeah well this has never been explained to any white people I know, and also many people order a dish and only like that dish.

also fuck your rules.

>> No.19882364

>>19878794
because poltards get banned and then shit up all the other boards.

>> No.19882372

>>19879183
you want to be a girl anon, just admit it.

>> No.19882379

>>19879663
you stole my video from wsg

>> No.19882389

>>19877167
it's oily and the rocks let them pretend it's not

same deal americans with their their "coffee" and "tea"

>> No.19882393

>>19878122
Mmm nutty bug guts

>> No.19882429

>>19881273
At least it's chicken and not soy protein

>> No.19882457

>>19881722
>>19882062
Good thing it's not a French roux than right? It's a Cajun roux if you illiterate fucks can read the title. It's how gumbo is made, you want it like dark chocolate in color before you add in broth and the rest of your ingredients. It takes hours to make for good reason, give it a try some time.

>> No.19882476

>>19880754
>>19880764
>>19880766
>>19880762
>>19880771
>>19880766
salmonella might just be a fucking meme. ive yet to hear about one of these retards getting poisoned by their stupidity

>> No.19882500

>>19882476
That's because salmonella usually just makes you shit fire diarrhea.

>> No.19882609

>>19878794

filth spreading where its not welcome or wanted

>> No.19882656

>>19878122
>can you ear brood comb
In my head it sounded like a retard trying to ask "can you eat bread crumbs"

>> No.19882810

>>19882457
Unrelated question, how often does your own cooking give you dhiarrea?

>> No.19882871

>>19882379
Shouldn't have posted it without sound, faggot.

>> No.19882877 [DELETED] 

>>19879684
>>19879766
>>19879776
>>19879779
>>19879782
Free Palestine

>> No.19882879

>>19879895
It's probably staged but that dude digging into the entire steamed fish by himself has me seething ngl.

>> No.19882885

>>19877784
You know how bad things are here when anon gets stumped by macaroni without the curve because he's never seen any outside of a kraft box.

>> No.19882921

>>19882429
They mix that in at the nuggie factory

>> No.19882953

>>19877158
im not going to lie i wouldtry it. im a big fan of sucking on things.

>> No.19882971

>>19877225
Is a chestnut mushroom just a portobello?

>> No.19882977

>>19877294
>getting my potatoes mashed
>I was giving hot and bothered
What does that even mean? Is that niggerspeak?

>> No.19882993

>>19880613
>those puffy roid nipples gyno
Classic.

>> No.19883031

>>19880950
This saves the crab

>> No.19883049

>>19878098
My dough never rises that much

>> No.19883186
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>> No.19883222

>>19883208
Wtf is it? Some gutter oil shit?

>> No.19883231
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>>19883222
broth for hot pot.

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>>19882993
>roiding for that

>> No.19883325

>>19881722
I would pay to see you explain to a french chef that that's how you make a roux. Just evacuate anyone nearby first, before you tell them and they explode like a daisy cutter

>> No.19883328

>>19879684
>>19879766
>>19879776
>>19879779
>>19879782
Free Palestine.

>> No.19883332

>>19880754
>You don't need to wash your chicken
>IDK who said that
>several government organizations actually
>IDC

dumb bitch literally has the IQ of a fucking pretzel

>> No.19883357

>>19880771
10 fucking minutes of running tap water???

>> No.19883394

>>19878302
>white people don't share!
You're not sharing your culture and telling them that's what you do at that restaurant, bug.
YOU failed and the fact you'd rather film and shame them than correct them shows what a treacherous commie bug fiend it really is.

>> No.19883445

>>19883248
dude it's all stuck together wow such impressive much skill

>> No.19883455

>>19879761
GMP means very little.

>> No.19883476
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>>19883231
Look at him go!

>> No.19883510

>>19878998
yeah so instead of explaining the cultural difference, so you can all enjoy the meal, you just go full passive-aggressive, looking bored, and record it all.

amazing

>> No.19883514

>>19878794
wtf, I use obsession for men, and I'm not a tranny

>> No.19883613

>>19879328
Does that go for quiche as well?

>> No.19883683

>>19881719
This

>> No.19883687

>>19877225
Meh, typical cheesy slop that will give me the runs big time (I'm not lactose intolerant).

>> No.19883690
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19883690

>>19880757
>washing mashing

>> No.19883691

>>19877236
How this is better than garlic butter on toast with actual tomato slices instead of smearing it on a toast?
I bet they don't even eat garlic and tomatoes they smeared on bread...

>> No.19883692

>>19877225
>lemon in what looks like a cast iron pan
I thought you weren't supposed to do that

>> No.19883695

>>19877294
>>19882977
He's not black.
Sick scar on the chest btw. I bet it has gruesome story behind.

>> No.19883718

>>19878122
Isn't eating brood comb bad for bees? I know it's OK for humans to eat honey because bees make more than they need (because we kept stealing it from bees long time ago), but eating their babies doesn't seem like a good idea.

>> No.19883719
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>> No.19883740

>>19879663
>shows beans and girl playing with chocolate
I don't get it

>> No.19883756

>>19883719
i'm sick of everything fancy involving liquid nitrogen. i've seen liquid nitrogen it's not that interesting.
the alcohol flames was kinda cool though

>> No.19883763

>>19883719
That's not pretentious, it's just showmanship.

>> No.19883787

>>19883719
>ice in whiskey

>> No.19883878

>>19883719
I don't really have anything against this. If you go to a bar like this you know you will be paying 10% for the booze and 90% for the show.

>> No.19883881

>>19877158
literally just eat one of those awful peppers

>> No.19883884

>>19877298
Feel like these retards on tiktok don't know what pov means. That is not the point-of-view of "ur boy wife cooks for you"
That is the pov of being a boy wife and cooking for ur husband.

Also, I guess I let the tableware sail since they probably put more work into the plates than what went on them.

>> No.19883905

>>19883719
the first few things are pretty meh (ooh you started a fire, and you cut some ice), but that last one is unironically interesting.

>> No.19883907

>>19877294
What in the fuck is that retard trying to do? That's the weirdest way to mash potatoes and it's baffling me if that's what it is doing.

>> No.19883912

>>19879761
> the chinky wide-eyed sped up chewing always pissed me off
its fucking infuriating, i hate their culture

>> No.19883921

>>19883186
finally a good webm

>> No.19883937

>>19879674
Why rinse chicken!?!?!

>> No.19883987

>>19878239
>cajun roux
>vegetable oil
Where's the lard?

>> No.19883992

>>19879771
>all those small containers instead of buying bulk

>> No.19883999
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Authentic Indian cuisine, delicious

>> No.19884001
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>>19883992
>buying

>> No.19884006

>>19879653
sqorril bro :((

>> No.19884011

>>19879476
How much fuckin leftovers did his mum leave? No way he eats that erryday, more likely a mishmash of gregs, mcdonalds n indian/chinese/pizza takeaways.

>> No.19884024

>>19881654
>whypipo dun wash dey rats
>>19880494
They were literally boiled in water and skinned you fool.

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>>19884024
I think he was referring to leaving the guts in them.

>> No.19884154

>>19884001
Ratatouille

>> No.19884223

>>19883999
How they're so fast?

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>>19883394

>> No.19884377

>>19883992
You have made the mistake of assuming these gentlemen are well versed at managing their finances.

>> No.19884393

>>19884033
What is this nightmare? It looks like it was filmed in the late 80s but then there is one of those ugly brightly coated knives.

>> No.19884419

>>19882879
>It's probably staged
I'd want to think so but some people are plain retarded. Just from the fact that everything is on a rotating table should tell you that you are supposed to pick several things.

>> No.19884488

>>19877158
>why all our river erode away?!
>oh well, who care, coral reef bun ready!

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>>19879684
>eating food only at Texas roadhouse challenge
You mean dining out?

>> No.19884545

>>19883208
>600kg
>each block he throws in (six) weighs 100kg
Press x to doubt.

>> No.19884565

>>19883332
She knows she's being difficult, which is why she tries to backup her point by saying vegetables should be washed too, which whiteboy doesn't do either.

>> No.19884571

>>19883905
>>19883756
>the duality of man

>> No.19884575

>>19884223
How are they so fast*
>ftfy

>> No.19884587

>>19884315
Is this guy some pan-asian who eats everything in America? Americans in loads of gook food and I don't know any orientals that like eating Indian currys and Naan.
Also, korean bbq is super overated.

>> No.19884859

>>19884575
This don't answer my question

>> No.19884885

>>19884154
kek

>> No.19884888

>>19883999
I don’t understand. Is this a religious thing? I am assuming if you have cows, you can afford to feed them. Can’t you just eat the stuff they eat? I can’t imagine they’re doing this out of necessity.

>> No.19884904

>>19884571
kek

>> No.19884912

>>19877301
estrogen potion

>> No.19884942

>>19882372
yeah :/

>> No.19884968

>>19878239
Even his apron is screaming in disgust.

>> No.19885002

>>19883719
it seems dumb at a glance but being able to play with flammable shit and serve an actual drink with the showmanship takes some degree of skill

>be me out at a bar
>one guy with us got a big promotion or something at the time, drunk as fuck, decides to buy drinks for people
>orders a drink thats a pyramid of glasses and then they pour flaming liquor down it so it's supposed to be a whole cascading effect
>bartender fucks it up immediately and there's burning alcohol all over the bar

it was funny at the time but in hindsight they shouldn't have been offering that if they didn't know what they were doing

>> No.19885029

>>19884545
There are way more than six blocks there. Looks like there is six just on top and a bunch more underneath in the shot before it starts melting.

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>>19884888
For the f l a v o u r.

>> No.19885274

>>19879665
Man, these fat fuckers aren't even good at eating. They take a few nibbles and are finished.If you're gonna be that fat at least have some eating prowess.

>> No.19885281

>>19879674
>Splash raw chicken water all over countertop

Honorary white status revoked.

>> No.19885346

>>19877240
Is this part of a larger video or just this little one-off gag? Lot of effort just for a quick joke.

>> No.19885405

>>19882457
>expecting yankees to understand
admirable but futile. more gumbo for us

>> No.19885433

>>19882656
'can you hear brew come?'

>> No.19885780

>>19884001
ogey

>> No.19885848

>>19883212
Jesus, how many drunk girls is that place taking care of?!

>> No.19885858

>>19885848
one

>> No.19885911

>>19885848
Took me a second but fucking kek.

>> No.19886305

>>19878102
>this makes some people shit and piss their pants

>> No.19886316

>>19879669
god being an alcoholic could have been so much cheaper if i was a tiny asian woman

>> No.19886335

>>19880612
god damn i want to invite some little chink to my disgusting man pit and give her slop before i fuck her raw with all 5 inches of my THICK whaitto piggu cock

>> No.19886889

>>19884565
Vegetables are exposed and have most likely been touched by others hands. You don't pick your chickens off the vine

>> No.19886925

>>19884033
which john waters film was this from?