/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19875121]

How would you cook a human, given the chance?

[Anonymous No.19875125]

>>19875121
The goosh of the goosh cooks the human.

[Anonymous No.19875133]

why would I cook a human they are full of heavy metals and disease

[Anonymous No.19875137]

>>19875125
Goosh goosh is for tenderizing the meat.

>>19875133
What if you were forced to ingest half a pound of human but were given the choice of what part and how to cook? What would you do?

[Anonymous No.19875139]

>>19875137
cook the thigh I guess broiled.

[Anonymous No.19875142]

>>19875121
Kebab or a chili
By the way did you ever notice cannibals never cook people properly? They always just boil a leg or put some random part in an oven and barely cook it

[Anonymous No.19875199]

>>19875142
>By the way did you ever notice cannibals never cook people properly?
you're not you when you're hungry...

[Anonymous No.19875217]

>>19875121
for me, it's feet tacos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4VXX-CFSs

[Anonymous No.19875250]

GOOSH GOOSH

[Anonymous No.19875269]

>>19875121
Chili, nobody questions a warm bowl of chili. Also you can just dump it out in trash bins over time.

[Anonymous No.19875279]

[Anonymous No.19875288]

>>19875217
>amputee limbs
>liposuctioned fat
>placenta
>excess skin after weight loss
>fresh cadavers at the morgue
Why don't more people make use of it? So wasteful.

[Anonymous No.19875293]

I wouldn’t, scumbag

[Anonymous No.19875302]

>>19875121
can you link this video i havent seen it since i was 14

[Anonymous No.19875316]

>>19875121
AFAIK human flesh is biologically most similar to pig. I would therefore treat it like pork and make the best cuts into chops, cure the belly for bacon and mince the rest to make burgers. The skin can be made into scratchings.