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Amazing chicken roast in 6 steps.

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>>19865586
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>> No.19865605

A chicken roast can be a bit hit or miss, but OP is swinging for the fences.

>> No.19865610

>>19865583
>TaylorMade
lol fag

>> No.19865611

>>19865583
>>19865586
There are more efficient ways to slaughter a chicken but you've probably found one of the most fun.

>> No.19865613

>>19865597
Post the last pic.

>> No.19865614

Dear Diary,

Today, OP was not a faggot.

>> No.19865641

>>19865597
>>19865613
Post the roast.

>> No.19865646

>>19865641
It's cooking, it's a roast.

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>> No.19865773

Giga based thread.

>> No.19865792

>>19865586
oh

>> No.19865807

POAST
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A
S
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>inb4 new screencap
shiggy diggy doo

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>> No.19866141

>>19865586
>maggots growing on head
>clearly decomposing
Are newfags retarded? They think this is real?

>> No.19866142

>>19866141
>being unwilling to suspend disbelief to have some fun
I'm sorry you suck at life.

>> No.19866150

Why does this chicken have an exploded ribcage:
>>19865586
And this one has two perfectly fine breast fillets:
>>19865591


You did do a good job spatchcocking it, but unfortunately your troll is not successful.

>> No.19866733

>>19865586
What the fuck was that they needed to delete it ?

>> No.19866754

>>19865582
wow, that's a pretty nice chicky. when did you plant the egg?

>> No.19866810

>>19865610
What's wrong with TaylorMade?

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>>19866733
Somethingawful

>> No.19866956

>>19865591
There are couple steps missing.

>> No.19866983

I do not think for a second that >>19865591 is the butterfield carcass of >>19866940

If it is, congratulations, you've made one of the shittiest jobs of a preparing a bird. why the fuck would you want to open the chest cavity so the meat is full of bone fragments and giblets? do you enjoy eating shit?

>> No.19866992

>>19866983
This is literally how our ancestors used to hunt chickens. There wasn't always factory farms.

>> No.19867062

Where's the fucking roast you madachode

>> No.19867586

>>19867062
I assume OP got banned when the chicken got deleted.

>> No.19867945

By what logic is this >>19865591 fine, but this >>19865586 isn't?

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>>19866992
>how our ancestors used to hunt chickens

>> No.19867965

>>19865591
This chicken looks like it's ready to settle down now.

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>>19867959

>> No.19868009

>>19867945
Probably the maggots m8

>> No.19868022

>>19867992
Has AI gone too far?

>> No.19868036

>>19866142
>coping for being a retard
You suck more at life

>> No.19868053

>>19868036
>every /ck/ posts has to be 100% legit and factually accurate or I shid ma pants
k

>> No.19868056

>>19867992
I've head hearthy laugh. Thank you, Anon.
g8kkk

>> No.19868064

>>19865610
hes killing chickens with it not golfing

>> No.19868097

>>19867992
>burly man with iron grip makes cock explode

>> No.19868595

>>19867992
One of the better uses of AI I've seen on this site so far.

>> No.19868627

>>19865586
>already has flies
Did you go home to jerk off for an hour before coming back to take the picture?

>> No.19868659

>>19867992
cockman the barbellbarian
>PNSRDN

>> No.19868673

>>19866992
A well known neolithic hunting tool, the humble golf club. just wring the damn thing's neck and take off the head with an axe

>> No.19868688

>>19868673
>just wring the damn thing's neck
You know, I think you could make an argument that that is actually more stressful to the chicken. Golf club is a painless express ticket to the bird god.

>> No.19868689

>>19865605
that's just par for the course

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>We'll never get to see the roast because the Jannies sperged out over a dead chicken, on a cooking board.

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>> No.19868752

>>19867992
thanks chef

>> No.19868759

>>19868694
If it’s not fast food or shitposting it doesn’t belong here

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Fucking retards

>> No.19868967

>>19868960
Wow, thanks Captain Reddit. Now fuck off and go back.

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>>19867992

>> No.19870227

>>19868694
> REEEEEEEEE
Why is the janny such a fuckin NIGGGER KIKE FAGGOT!? Get off my board you gaping tranny"

>> No.19870248

>>19867992
this has convinced me AI is a good thing, god i hope we get more of this in the future this site might be fun again