/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19857079]

ck webm thread?!

[Anonymous No.19857081]

[Anonymous No.19857082]

[Anonymous No.19857537]

>>19857079
I worked in a chicken slaughterhouse and every day I would find dead chicken carcasses eaten by the other chickens

[Anonymous No.19857550]

[Anonymous No.19857559]

[Anonymous No.19857561]

>>19857550
All he had to do was drink the rest of the gallon each day & he could just transitioned to an alpha male.

[Anonymous No.19858755]

[Anonymous No.19859221]

>>19857561
>literal estrogen juice
>making you an alpha male
dream on bud

[Anonymous No.19859257]

>>19858755
Imagine being this guy and posting in /ck/

[Anonymous No.19859270]

>>19858755
I may be autistic, but at least I'm not this autistic.

[Anonymous No.19859285]

[Anonymous No.19859289]

[Anonymous No.19859299]

[Anonymous No.19859312]

[Anonymous No.19859320]

>>19857537
Hens with poor calcium will have their eggs crack and the hens will eat them leading to them picking at other eggs to eat them as well, which can be a real issue. Farmers have to ensure their diet supports strong shells

[Anonymous No.19859338]

[Anonymous No.19859458]

>>19859299
would

[Anonymous No.19859570]

>>19857082
Is corn good for cats?

[Anonymous No.19859592]

>>19859221
my gains noticeably went up after switching to raw unpasteurized milk

[Anonymous No.19859593]

>>19859570

[Anonymous No.19859597]

>>19859570
nothing is good. things are just less bad

[Anonymous No.19859607]

>/ck/ and /an/ webms

[Anonymous No.19859621]

>>19859285
>right
damn, is that his first meal out of prison or something?

[Anonymous No.19859629]

>>19859621
Yes actually

[Anonymous No.19859635]

>>19858755
Good thing I'm too much of a pussy to speak up in public.

[Anonymous No.19859663]

>>19857079
Perpetual fried chicken

[Anonymous No.19859678]

>>19858755
guy spent 20 years washing the rice before his master even let him consider cooking it

[Anonymous No.19859769]

>>19859221
never seen a troon recommend milk instead of hrt desu

[Anonymous No.19859775]

>>19859607
go back

[Anonymous No.19859818]

>>19859312
good file name

[Anonymous No.19859856]

>>19857079
closest living relative to the velociraptor
hens are based, i've seen my chooks kill mice before and hand feed them meat regularly
back when we had roosters idk who was doing it but they would peck each other's eyes out and even gash holes in each other
brutal motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.19859889]

>>19859621
>>19859629
No, the guy knew he was being filmed and it was staged. They just wanted to make a viral video.

[Anonymous No.19859904]

>>19859289
kek

[Anonymous No.19860042]

>>19859289
what a retard lol

[Anonymous No.19860053]

>>19857550
>literally has 'a man' in his name
lel

[Anonymous No.19860267]

>>19859570
Google says yes, also says it's commonly used as an additive in catfood. Kinda surprised desu, I've been looking that up more often and it feels like every time the answer is no. Watch what you feed your kitty, you never know what can fuck them up. If it's not meat you should probably google it.

[Anonymous No.19860424]

>>19860267
>common additive in cat food
>agro lobbying and corn monopoly
makes one ponder the science behind putting corn into animal feed

[Anonymous No.19860511]

>>19858755
mouthy autistic freakazoids like this need to get their asses beat

[Anonymous No.19860519]

>>19859289
It always amazes me how fucking lacking in brain activity these two are. They just stand there and fucking stare at it for almost a minute. Then they dump water in it and cause a disaster.

Is it just a lack of brainpower that causes this or do they also not know how much danger they're in WHILE THEY STAND AROUND STARING AT IT WAITING FOR THE OTHER GREASE NEARBY TO GO UP IN FLAMES LIKE A PRO FIREWORKS DISPLAY?

[Anonymous No.19860524]

>>19858755
The only thing more vile than sushi is sushi "culture."

[Anonymous No.19860526]

>>19859338
Strogg: how they're made

[Anonymous No.19860542]

>>19859597
This is good stuff

[Anonymous No.19860609]

>>19859570
good? dunno about that, will it kill them? no.
My kitten tries to steal any cobs of corn we eat, sonthey must like it.

[Anonymous No.19860626]

>>19857079
Chickens evolved from the descendants on a genetic scale from dinosaurs. And most dinosaurs were cannibalistic in nature eating anything they could get their hands on. So to speak.

[Anonymous No.19860649]

>>19860626
>chickens are dinosaurs
??????????? No they're fucking chickens

[Anonymous No.19860790]

>>19859607
return

[Anonymous No.19860882]

>>19860649
They're the closest living animal to a dino

[Anonymous No.19860885]

>>19860649
Dinosaurs are not an animal, it's a category. Chicken aren't dinosaurs but they evolved from that group.

[Anonymous No.19861004]

shit thread as usual

[Anonymous No.19861056]

>>19860424
anon its not the big corn jews controlling the world.

Its a cheap way to get carbs into kitty sloppa and for growers to use ugly corn

[Anonymous No.19861091]

>>19859285
The left one is from a sketch. Funny how it's often used as something serious

[Anonymous No.19861099]

>>19861091
People were complaining the right was staged as well so it makes no difference.

[Anonymous No.19861132]

>>19859607
Cease existence

[Anonymous No.19861134]

>>19858755
>this is how they do it in france bub
>jap bows
>soygoy necks himself

[Anonymous No.19861135]

>>19857079
isnt interspecies cannibalism how mad cow disease was started? i hope he's not planning on eating that other chicken

[Anonymous No.19861144]

>>19861135
We already have kuru disease you uneducated tard

[Anonymous No.19861154]

>>19861144
>We
stop eating people, you freak

[Anonymous No.19861185]

>>19861135
dumbass.

[Anonymous No.19861198]

>>19858755
>faggot ruins the vibe for everyone else just to stroke his own ego

is the guy supposed to be the good guy in this clip? Everyone else who was there would be more annoyed by his self absorbed outburst than the finance bro eating his sushi with soy and ginger.

[Anonymous No.19861273]

>>19858755
>I eat with spicy mayo
Would he kill me at that point?

[Anonymous No.19861292]

>>19861198
with every self-insert own of an obvious straw man, there is a very distant memory of the person who made it being humiliated by attempting something similar. I imagine it would go something like this;
>”hey, you know the ginger is for palate cleansing, not to eat”
>”oh, well I just like the flavor.”
>”hey! you know it’s PERFECTLY SAUCED you don’t need to add your own sauce!”
>”are you drunk? this is how I like to eat it, mind your own business.”
>”THE FUCKING TAMAGO TOOK HIM TEN FUCKING YEARS CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THE EGG!! THE EGG!!!! YOU NEED TO RESPECT THIS ARTIST LIKE I DO!!”
then roll that around in an echo chamber of his own mind and other douchey sushi fanatics and boom, scene. I’m also sure he was very proud of himself for picking up the sashimi with his hands too.

[Anonymous No.19861304]

>>19859597
My cat loved raw potatoes.

[Anonymous No.19861310]

>>19860519
anon, what sort of people do you think work in fast food

[Anonymous No.19861318]

[Anonymous No.19861334]

>>19861318
>ancient chinese secret!
all jokes aside are there any actual benefits to making rat meat a food staple? i’m not a braindead slope and understand the negatives, but the idea of rat farms slightly interests me. although, comparing to other, similar sets of data it likely wouldn’t end well. not cleanly, surely.

[Anonymous No.19861339]

>>19861334
These look like jungle asians, I think its probably out of desperation because its too expensive to truck meat out into the middle of buttfuck nowhere

[Anonymous No.19861344]

>>19858755
>precisely sauced
>doesnt need soy sauce
>served with soy sauce
i dont know what this faggot ass gay shit is but its very gay

[Anonymous No.19861345]

best ive had

[Anonymous No.19861350]

>>19861339
>middle of buttfuck nowhere with camera to film and tik tok level production value
good point, but my gut tells me this is some kind of Chinese propaganda to accustom their citizens to a food future of rat farms. but my question still stands, if it’s too expensive to ship quality meat to them, how easily could a rat farm be established?

[Anonymous No.19861352]

>>19861345
>leftover chinese
I’ve actually dumped short rib tips and lo mein on a pizza before while stoned to my hills with a few friends. no flavor has ever come close since.

[Anonymous No.19861550]

>>19861352
>no flavor has ever come close
in a good way or a bad way

[Anonymous No.19861564]

>>19861550
in a tastebud cumblast sort of way. the three meat lo mein (pork, shrimp and chicken) fused to the cheese when we baked it twice and the short ribs became slightly burnt, but still enjoyable chewy and sweet. I still think about that pizza sometimes.

[Anonymous No.19861600]

>>19858755
This is autistic as fuck. Source?

[Anonymous No.19861604]

>>19861339
They eat this stuff because those jungle Asian communists starved for so long. Look into Cambodian food, fuckers eat tarantulas n shit.

[Anonymous No.19861737]

>>19859607

[Anonymous No.19861746]

>>19861154
>Thinking you can tell Hilldawg what to do

[Anonymous No.19861899]

>>19858755
Hey that's that guy from breaking bad. the dude that gets gat bý Jess Pink. you know, that one the captain crunch guy who turns out to be Walter Hardwell White's former. chemistry stupid that smokes the method and stuff. really crazy, then they cook meth together because Walter Hardwell White has cancer.
Good show, won't spoil show in case you never watched it. but whole premise is the cancer thing with Walter Hardwell White and he and Jess ink goes on adventures because of method cooking like an Rv and then Pink Jeese house and then laundry room then peoples housed with the large tent over house because of insect death. good show

[Anonymous No.19861936]

>>19861899
I found a meth operation by our old house they were cooking in a house that was under construction, pretended to be painters
Cooked 24 hours a day for three days and shipped out

[Anonymous No.19861945]

>>19861584
Sorry for being a phone poster
Webms don’t show file name on mobile

[Anonymous No.19862021]

>>19861345
nice filipino food

[Anonymous No.19862089]

>>19861600

Billions, a show on HBO

[Anonymous No.19862112]

[Anonymous No.19862157]

[Anonymous No.19862174]

>>19862157
Nice fondue. So hard to digest though.

[Anonymous No.19862186]

>>19859289
>faces blurred
that means they died lol

[Anonymous No.19862196]

>>19862174
it's not fondue it's raclette
this is a fondue

[Anonymous No.19862197]

>>19862174
That's raclette

[Anonymous No.19862304]

>>19862197
you're an raclet

[Anonymous No.19862306]

>>19862304
I'm three raclettes in a trench coat

[Anonymous No.19862322]

>>19862306
my comment was to witty of a wordplay for you? not my problem. good day to you xir

[Anonymous No.19862341]

>>19858755
>"oh shut up you fat loner"

[Anonymous No.19862344]

>>19859285
>The chad crust nibble
>The virgin slop gorge

[Anonymous No.19862355]

>>19859338
god i wish that were me

[Anonymous No.19862358]

>>19862112
fucking spastic retard

[Anonymous No.19862364]

>>19862112
that nigga is NUTS!

[Anonymous No.19862367]

>>19859338
How come cartels haven't put people in these yet?
How come there are no cartel videos of colosseum events, like gladiators and being fed to the lions? Lions aren't that expensive.
Cartels are really dropping the ball.

[Anonymous No.19862373]

>>19862358
>>19862364
I think thats the squirrel version of diving into a pound of cocaine

[Anonymous No.19862407]

>>19862157
My friend went to ny and bragged about going to a restaurant that did this. I said they ruined your meal by covering it in cheese. He was upset.

[Anonymous No.19862412]

>>19857550
Dam, those man hand almost cover the whole mug.

[Anonymous No.19862414]

>>19862407
he was probably embarassed for your sake

[Anonymous No.19862610]

>>19859570
It contains an essential amino acid, it's why they freak out over it.

[Anonymous No.19862616]

>>19861945
They do if you tap where it shows the file size

[Anonymous No.19862707]

>>19862616
I always forget that, probably because 95% of the time I try to do that I hit the thumbnail on accident instead
Or rather I’ve only accidentally hit the file size instead of the thumbnail and am surprised to see the file name

[Anonymous No.19862845]

>>19858755
>MMMMM UNCOOKED FISH?! THIS MAN IS AN ARTIST !!!!!

[Anonymous No.19862847]

>>19860267
Corn is also a common additive in 90% of all food Americans buy and eat

[Anonymous No.19863129]

>>19858755
>What are you going to do Hardman, sue us?

[Anonymous No.19863136]

>>19862186
>that means they died lol
I think the Live Leak logo was a dead giveaway.

[Anonymous No.19863337]

>>19862186
He does catch fire

[Anonymous No.19863381]

>>19859299
I should call her

[Anonymous No.19863386]

>>19857550
Who is she? She's beautiful...

[Anonymous No.19863391]

>>19862186
Didnt know about that rule.

[Bedeviled Egg No.19863428]

>>19862304
I just invented the insult "racelet"
Witness me.

[Anonymous No.19863439]

>>19862367
Those machines are still pretty expensive. Why use them when you can just pay Pablo and his goons 1,000$ to go take somebody out or torture them with only about a thousand more of equipment?

[Anonymous No.19863453]

>>19860524
It's meme made to scam tourist. Sushi didn't become thing until freezers and refrigators got there. This happened in 70-80s.
Even in early 80s its was hard to find food as non locals outside of big cities. Japanes food culture was quite different pre-ww2. Then again once refrigerators got more common.
Sushi started to take form post ww2. Then became what they are now in 80s.
McD is older then this.
Here is your food with long tradition.

[Anonymous No.19863474]

>>19862845
Hey that Jap relegated his pathetic soulless existence to making that crap for you to scoff at

[Anonymous No.19863480]

>>19863428
Says the guy you stole it from (You)ing claimed it 1st. Tough break kiddo

[Anonymous No.19863544]

>>19859221
That's inaccurate. Milk has very little estrogen per se. Just because it comes out of otters doesn't make it hormonal juice.

[Anonymous No.19863546]

>>19863386
It's a man Anon. He used to be an awkward little boy that got bullied in school for being awkward and not sociable.

[Anonymous No.19863561]

>>19863428
You can tell your wife's boyfriend's grandkids your life peaked on 4channel on November 3rd, 2023.

[Anonymous No.19863574]

>>19863544
Bottom right sounds delicious, absolutely divine.

[Anonymous No.19863578]

>>19863544
so if i'm eating tofu i'm becoming a woman?
what?

[Anonymous No.19863614]

>>19859570
i'm pretty sure cats should really only eat meat ideally. i doubt some corn will be bad but i also don't think it'll be that great for one.

[Anonymous No.19863685]

I saw a webm of a tiktok of a black man on a rooftop making a nice looking fish salad once.
Does anyone have any idea what that webm might have been?

[Anonymous No.19863689]

>>19861198
>is the guy supposed to be the good guy in this clip?
Debatable, I guess. It's two white rubes at odds over Japanese food and customs. One seems to have assimilated and strictly adheres to custom, the other is completely ignorant and seems to have paid his way into this culinary "temple" with no respect for it, thus desecrating it. I think the only good guy here is the chef himself who remains steadfast and doesn't react. He just makes the sushi, as he has trained for so long to do, and serves it without judging. The guy who sperged out was not exactly in the right.

[Anonymous No.19863691]

>>19857559
theres nothing wrong with washing your chicken with wa- oh. oh no.

[Anonymous No.19863697]

>>19860267
>goy chat bot told me its good for them :D

it's bad for them, its used as filler just like every other grain they put in carnivor pet food.

[Anonymous No.19863701]

>>19863689
its really not debatable. if another patron is bothering you, you address it through management.
also look at the patrons, all white people. this isnt some ultra traditionalist sushi stand in a tokyo alley. its a tourist trap or California transplant. guy is a complete and total faggot and should be forcibly removed

[Anonymous No.19863808]

>>19863578
If you eat pounds of it a day it might fuck with your hormones and cause gynoclymastia

[Anonymous No.19863823]

>>19858755
This is Billions in a nutshell. Pretentious machiavellian psychos acting self-important.

[Anonymous No.19863865]

[Anonymous No.19863996]

>>19863544
This is incredibly misleading. Isoflavones from soy are only sort of shaped like estrogen. Their actual binding affinity for estrogen receptors is less than one thousandth that of actual mammalian estrogen.

[Anonymous No.19864002]

>>19858755
>NOOOO! YOU CAN'T EAT SUSHI LIKE THAT!!!
> me: *pulls out a bag of doritos*

[Anonymous No.19864010]

>>19857550
Guys, is subversion of expectations an artform? Is it inherently humorous, in-and-of-itself?

[Anonymous No.19864029]

>>19858755
Isn’t that Gale from Breaking Bad?

Reminds me of how my brother would cook steaks sometimes and get annoyed if I put steak sauce on it. The steak is good, but is always better with sauce. Chill out

[Anonymous No.19864053]

>>19864029
bait. if you want to taste a1 go put it on your hotdog or hamburger. i'm not wasting time and money cooking you more expensive food just so you can cover it up.
if you buy it and cook it, not my problem.

[Anonymous No.19864064]

>>19863544
Is this why pregnant women make me so uncontrollably horny?

[Anonymous No.19864068]

>>19864053
>a1
Gross, im a Heinz 57 guy. Why does it bother you if I put steak sauce on it? If I prepared a meal for someone and they put condiments on it I wouldn’t sperg out

[Anonymous No.19864108]

>>19857559
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

[Anonymous No.19864117]

>>19862373
>cuts the neck off the birds with scissors
>boiling hot putrid bile starts leaking out of the neck holes because they weren't gutted before cooking

[Anonymous No.19864124]

>>19864117
the ching of the chong changs the chung

[Anonymous No.19864883]

>>19862021
bruh i'm trying not to burst out laughing

[Anonymous No.19864920]

>>19861350
Yes due for Tawain like a good goy

[Anonymous No.19865014]

>>19862373
this is how I imagine orcs, or vermin from redwall cook birds

[Anonymous No.19865017]

[Anonymous No.19865058]

>>19857550

notice how he has to hide his adam's apple under that sweater and he even nods downwards to hide any traces

any straight man can tell he's a tranny almost immediately. tranny makeup, tranny hair color, tranny pose, tranny coping mechanism (high neck sweater), tranny name

[Anonymous No.19865097]

>>19863996

[Anonymous No.19865121]

>>19865097
are you implying that the people making an incredibly misleading infographic for retards to gulp down and post on their facebook are scientists interested in spreading truth?

[Anonymous No.19865138]

>>19858755
Sounds like a shit cook if it took him 10 years.

[Anonymous No.19865151]

>>19859889
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.19865155]

>>19859299
When she says
>hey babe, I just turned 18

[Anonymous No.19865318]

>>19857082
post catnip snack

[Anonymous No.19865335]

>>19859592
>raw unpasteurized milk
Hey cut it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.19865340]

>>19861318
dormice were a prized food in ancient Rome. a rat from a jungle or wood probably tastes ok but one that exclusively ate rotting garbage and dead cats probably not only tastes like shit but is disease ridden.

[Anonymous No.19865358]

>>19859289
god men are retarded

[Anonymous No.19865384]

>>19861899
kill your fucking self zoomer

[Anonymous No.19865751]

>>19863697
its a fucking cat you could feed it the worst of any produce and it would live strongly and happily.

[Anonymous No.19865942]

>>19858755
A true wapanese

[Anonymous No.19866026]

>>19862157
What they don't tell you about raclette is if you do it at home, the whole place stinks like feet for days afterwards

[Anonymous No.19866124]

>>19862186
No it means they aren't white.

[Anonymous No.19866175]

>>19861318
I’m just glad she’s not boiling them live
At least not in this video

[Anonymous No.19866270]

>>19865340
meh it could have eaten fruit that fell down.

I wish we would make hobos eat cats and dogs, so many are executed in the shelters and we could put the meat to good use

[Anonymous No.19866364]

>>19860511
yea I'm sick of retards speaking loudly when on the phone

[Anonymous No.19866536]

>>19865358
What the fuck are "god men", you stupid hole?

[Anonymous No.19866826]

>>19863685
all that effort and it ends up looking like a child made it. kek.

[Anonymous No.19866833]

>>19857079
It's like animals don't care or something and if given opportunity they all would eat meat.
Really makes me think

[Anonymous No.19866858]

>>19860267
>americans not only put corn syrup in all their food, they dump rest of the corn to their pets
do they really

[Anonymous No.19866860]

>>19866026
What if it was a hot girl's feet though

[Anonymous No.19866862]

>>19863578
No, soy contains plant estro. Are you a plant?

[Anonymous No.19866872]

Bruh if someone made nuggies out of human flesh you'd eat them without knowing. You really think a chicken knows what fried chicken is?

[Anonymous No.19866875]

>>19865017
jesus, one wrong move and you lose your fingers or even hand. can you pull your hand fast enough if that happens? i guess it would try to grab your hand

[Anonymous No.19866877]

>>19861304
Did it die? Potatoes, especially raw are bad for cats. Cats are attracted to solanine for some reason but it's toxic for them.

[Anonymous No.19866881]

>>19857537
If you put humans into the same nightmare they would do the same.

[Anonymous No.19866895]

>>19857559

[Anonymous No.19866904]

>>19864053
Everybody thinks you're a faggot, even people who put ketchup on steak laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.19866909]

>>19866895

[Anonymous No.19866912]

>>19863865
At the risk of blogposting, I just want to say that perch is probably my favorite fish of all time. It's so good.
Fresh perch fried in butter, served with a side of mashed potatoes is heavenly.

[Anonymous No.19866914]

>>19866895
don't drag Lawry's into this anon. Lawry's is just a normal nice spice blend from a normal steakhouse and they never asked for this shit

[Anonymous No.19866920]

>>19866914
Doesn't stop every nigger mammy ever from dumping entire containers of the shit on a pound of meat.

[Anonymous No.19867022]

>>19866895
is "wypippo dun season they food" the result of afroamericans looking at Br*tish cousine and deducting that their cousine = wypipo cousine?

[Anonymous No.19867026]

>>19866920
>citation missing

[Anonymous No.19867083]

>>19857559
>wyte people dont spice they food

[Anonymous No.19867100]

>>19865097
Funny meme but I do actually work in a biomedical research lab. No one involved in science would ever say they’ve done “their own” research because research is a collaborative process. Pic rel, it’s a rat flexor digitorum profundus muscle that’s been fixed in formalin being prepared for cryoembedding and sectioning.

[Anonymous No.19867121]

>>19859285


left is a comedy sketch. right is a body builder.

[Anonymous No.19867131]

>>19863544
>soy flour
>tofu
>white bread
>pinto beans.
who eats these

[Anonymous No.19867151]

>>19867022
That and poorfag frozen TV dinner level cooking
It was vaguely true like 40-50 years ago for some demographics, but not really
It’s just boomers who still have that

[Anonymous No.19867155]

[Anonymous No.19867160]

>>19867155
Do I want to know what this is?

[Anonymous No.19867165]

>>19863544
>>19867131
>soy flour and tofu
The latter, japs and weebs; and the former or both, vegans trying to get enough protein
I have a couple of vegan friends that had to start cutting out the soy because their estrogen and other hormones were getting out of whack when they got blood testing
>white bread
Oh come on now. 75% of Americans and still a very considerable percentage of Euros (especially bongs) buy that regularly for sandwiches
>pinto beans
Literally the most common type for beaners/South Americans. It is the standard bean to make refried beans with

[Anonymous No.19867198]

>>19859289
How would you extinguish that fire properly? Hard mode: without a fire extinguisher.

[Anonymous No.19867202]

>>19867160
No but ill tell you. Its brood comb

[Anonymous No.19867295]

>>19867198
cover it
no seriously that's all there is to it

[Anonymous No.19867403]

>>19867198
Cut off the source and get a metal baking tray and smother the flame

[Anonymous No.19867442]

>>19867100
I'm sorry you managed to get hired as a researcher and still don't know what research is

[Anonymous No.19867459]

[Anonymous No.19867466]

[Anonymous No.19867495]

>>19858755
>The chef is probably thinking "Whoa, don't worry about it. I've made that a million times. I can make more no problem. Please don't make a scene, we're all friends here."

[Anonymous No.19867511]

>>19863337
I love this movie. Denzel did a great job

[Anonymous No.19867533]

>>19865751
Do you really think your cat is stronger and healthier than you?

[Anonymous No.19867543]

>>19867459

[Anonymous No.19867553]

[Anonymous No.19867554]

>>19859338
Industrial meat production is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19867555]

[Anonymous No.19867594]

>>19867442
I legitimately don't know what you mean by this

[Anonymous No.19867593]

[Anonymous No.19867595]

[Anonymous No.19867599]

[Anonymous No.19867643]

>>19867459
OK, but what is correct way to open the coconut in the kitchen?

[Anonymous No.19867656]

>>19867643
over a bowl hit the coconut along the middle with the blunt side of a large knife, rotate it several times and repeat to ensure a semi uniform crack.

[Anonymous No.19867795]

>>19857550
>has an onlyfans
Well I'll be goddamned

[Anonymous No.19867805]

>>19863480
Jej. Racelet.

[Anonymous No.19867808]

>>19860053

[Anonymous No.19867850]

[Anonymous No.19867867]

>>19857079
who is he?

[Anonymous No.19867884]

>>19864029
If the steak is expensive and he cooks it right, you should kill yourself. I'd never cook steak for you again.

[Anonymous No.19867905]

[Anonymous No.19867912]

>>19867198
blanket or honestly just run ain't worth dying or getting seriously hurt over a mcwage shift, and they store's insured anyway

[Anonymous No.19867914]

>>19861310
4channers?

[Anonymous No.19867928]

>>19860882

[Anonymous No.19867932]

>>19867850
>why does my pile of mushroom slop taste like ink and receipt paper?

[Anonymous No.19867964]

>>19867022
the american definition of white is Britain plus Northern Germany, maybe Netherlands

[Anonymous No.19867977]

>>19867553
Why didn't he simply ask the giant filming him to grab him one?

[Anonymous No.19868006]

>>19857082
why does that cat look like a pedophile?

[Anonymous No.19868013]

>>19863865
Mmmm perch with shells, fins and spikes! yummy!

>>19866912
I agree, but not when prepared like this.

[Anonymous No.19868127]

>>19863865
I'm afraid of touching fish with my bare hands, they're fucking creepy.

Wat do?

[Anonymous No.19868255]

>>19865017
that is so fucking dangerous I feel like they could have made this safer

[Anonymous No.19868307]

>>19858755
What a fucking incel weeb

[Anonymous No.19868334]

>>19863544
So it would be better to use pregnant women as a meat alternativ?

[Anonymous No.19868347]

>>19861135
interspecies cannibalism
do you even understand the words you are using?

[Anonymous No.19868589]

>>19859338
>>19860526
KeK!
Have some moar

[Anonymous No.19868603]

>>19857550
God she’s perfect

[Anonymous No.19868641]

>>19863428
>racelet
>I just invented
No faggot.. You are AT LEAST 10 years late.
>pic related

[Anonymous No.19868675]

>>19863453
>NOOOOOOO YOU SHOULDNT PAY FOR FOOD THAT TASTES GOOD ITS A SCAM

[Anonymous No.19868690]

>>19867442
Retard you got absolutely fucking OWNED, shut your goofy ass up.

[Anonymous No.19868712]

>>19867295
>>19867403
Every single one of these fryers comes equipped with an airtight metal lid just for this purpose.
It's not hard to believe that not only were the kids untrained in this safety knowledge, but that some moron either got rid of the lids, or moved them to a different place in the store,(usually hidden under the 3 sink system.)

[Anonymous No.19868738]

>>19858755
calling it tamago instead of egg is ultra omega gay. i think this goes for most things that can be accurately translated in a single word.

[Anonymous No.19869018]

>>19861334
They looked at this back in the early industrial era and decided that chickens are easier and higher return than rabbit (maybe safe to assume all rodents) to raise and butcher. That said pig is still cheaper per calorie, chicken is cheaper per gram, at the grocery store.

If you're trapping rats wholesale to protect your grain in a pre-industrial society you may as well find ways to clean and eat them, or at least ways to feed them to your dogs and pigs.

[Anonymous No.19869024]

>>19865014
Even the vermin knew to clean their meat reasonably well, there was one scene I remember where a warlord punishes one of his soldiers for sedition by forcing him to eat a dead crow his servant had killed, feathers, beak, claws and all. Whoever's in that webm is literally beneath a fantasy depiction of an uncivilized violent barbarian

[Anonymous No.19869116]

>>19861091
Source?

[Anonymous No.19869125]

>>19860519
Ayo nigga water puts out fire so i put water on the fire shiet ain't my fault it ain't work how i supposa know?

[Anonymous No.19869144]

>>19863685
>>19866826
I would like to have one because i can appreciate how pointlessly complicated and retarded it is

[Anonymous No.19869176]

>>19859221
Ghengis Khan and Attila the Hun disagree with you

[Anonymous No.19869287]

>>19863544
Mmmm….otter milk

[Anonymous No.19869298]

>>19859570
The cat isn't eating it, it's just shredding it like they do card boxes.

[Anonymous No.19869302]

>>19867543
all you need is a spoon
you scrap alonng the side over and over to make a dent
once you have a good dent, feel free to hit it a couple times with the spoon
once the hole is big enough for the spoon to make it 1/4 in opening the can with the spoon becomes really easy you keep sliding it and pulling

[Anonymous No.19869441]

>>19867026
Citation stolen

[Anonymous No.19869495]

>>19861334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bL9BWEtLpM

[Anonymous No.19869498]

>>19865097
>foodbabe.com

[Anonymous No.19869535]

>>19861318
This isn't so bad because those rats probably lived their lives in the rice fields only eating rice. It's the urban ones that eat from dumpsters that are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19869620]

>>19862196
Nerd

[Anonymous No.19869624]

>>19864117
Sit when you pee

[Anonymous No.19869648]

>>19868641
Nah, only 7 years too late. The first instance of "racelet" was obviously just a misspelling of bracelet.
>do you even reading comprehension bro??

[Anonymous No.19869654]

>>19864124
That video was in New York.

[Anonymous No.19869694]

>>19867466
Wait why isn't it more common for coconut to be sold like this? There's so much more of it to eat inside

[Anonymous No.19869768]

>>19867100
I constantly hear people refer to the research they have only partly done themselves as 'my research' no matter how many last names falls under the "et al"

[Anonymous No.19869880]

Yummy

[Anonymous No.19869950]

[Anonymous No.19869953]

>>19869302
Or you buy a can opener from a scrap shop or thrift store for 50c

[Anonymous No.19869960]

>>19858755
this post triggered a lot of retards who eat like slobs, are slobs and feel personally offended because they've probably broken etiquette like this and in other ways dozens of times and webm in question brought all those bad feelings back of being reprimanded by people more civilized than them. yes he called it tamago because that's the name of the dish in japanese you dense cunt.

[Anonymous No.19869971]

>>19865121
phytoestrogens from soy being endocrine disruptors is a totally uncontroversial talking point and has been known in the "scientific community" (you seem like one of the faggots who thinks this is important) for years, stop acting like you know shit. they do raise oestrogen and have a negative effect on testosterone.

[Anonymous No.19870047]

>>19866536
it's a braprat hindu thing.

[Anonymous No.19870060]

>10 second mark
>>"hee hee, I'm making coffee for breakfast - girl power!"
>coffee running way too fast
>seals leaking coffee everywhere

how does this make you feel?

[Anonymous No.19870064]

>>19866909
>it's another Paneer shits into the communal rice as a prank episode

[Anonymous No.19870074]

>>19865097
What's so special about micropipeting? It's legit entry level lab shit.

[Anonymous No.19870122]

>>19869694
see the sapling?

[Anonymous No.19870160]

>>19861099
Most viral videos are staged.

[Anonymous No.19870180]

>>19870060
I hate this dumb bitch so much and she has a room temperature IQ

[Anonymous No.19870327]

>>19868589
good thing there is no chance of that machine clinging to your fingers.

[Anonymous No.19870398]

>>19860626
>>19860649
>>19860882
>>19860885
>>19867928
birds are dinosaurs, they belong to dinosauria so are therefore dinosaurs
crocodiles are not part of dinosauria so are therefore not dinosaurs
cladistics and taxonomy is really not that hard to understand

[Anonymous No.19870422]

>>19870398
The hardest part is finding a shit to give.

[Anonymous No.19870425]

>>19870398
A common misconception over "living dinosaurs" miscategorizes them as actual saurids, however the term "living fossil" is more appropriate, as they have survived multiple aeons with incredibly marginal changes. For example, see the Coelecanth.

[Anonymous No.19870481]

>>19867022
Also all "white people food" the niggers eat is either school lunches or prison food.

[Anonymous No.19870490]

>>19870425
Fossils can't be alive dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.19870510]

>>19867160
bitch eatin wasp babies

[Anonymous No.19870512]

>>19870490
i think hes reffering to how crocodiles have survived millions of years and several mass extinctions largely unchanged

[Anonymous No.19870517]

>>19870060
I love these videos because do fuck all.

Look at the to-do list.

[Anonymous No.19870519]

>>19870422
i dont know anon maybe we should all just run about not giving a shit whether what we say is right or wrong
>"the sky is red"
"no its blue"
"why should i give a shit"

[Anonymous No.19870523]

>>19868006
It's the beady eyes and the moustache classic pedo combo

[Anonymous No.19870528]

>>19870523
Never understood the 'stache = ped stereotype. I always shave mine.

[Anonymous No.19870530]

>>19862845
relax, kid

[Anonymous No.19870609]

>>19858755
How would this guy react to people who bring their own lawry's seasoning when they eat out?

[Anonymous No.19870640]

>>19859607
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.19870667]

>>19870528
lmfao
>>19868006
its because he licky licky munchie munchie

[Anonymous No.19870691]

>>19866875
>>19868255
There is no danger
https://youtu.be/hrZghWdutFs?si=Mgxd-e3ohEIA0uXi

[Anonymous No.19870710]

[Anonymous No.19870723]

>>19870060
This American Psycho remake looks lit.

[Anonymous No.19870731]

[Anonymous No.19870747]

>>19870731
You guys are laughing, but I don't see you doing any better. That shit's hard.

[Anonymous No.19870752]

>>19869880
>put cookies in the blender vase
>use knife to break cookies
t-thanks, extra iron for the extra crunchiness i guess

[Anonymous No.19870757]

>>19870752
>Literally burnt
>Pieces too small to be able to scoop any dip

[Anonymous No.19870793]

>>19870752
He did it to start mixing the milk and ice cream. If you don't do that then sometimes the ice cream just sits on top of the blades and it won't start blending.

[Anonymous No.19870796]

>>19857082
literally me

[Anonymous No.19870803]

>>19867850
for what purpose marco

[Anonymous No.19870804]

>>19867198
Literally not my problem.

[Anonymous No.19870988]

>>19870747
for you

[Anonymous No.19870998]

>>19870731
>>19870731
>>19870731
>>19870731

[Anonymous No.19871003]

>>19870747
at least one piece always flings itself off the cutting board no matter how careful you are

[Anonymous No.19871012]

>>19870747
No, it isn't. Just don't have weak arms and cut with confidence.

[Anonymous No.19871014]

>>19871012
As I said, I don't see you doing any better. Post a vid of your cutting and then we'll talk (spoiler you can't and won't).

[Anonymous No.19871028]

>>19857550
>Queen A Man I Ana

[Anonymous No.19871044]

>>19857082
>kitty crack corn
I don't care.

[Anonymous No.19871123]

>>19871014
>find resting position of a carrot on a board so it won't move
>press knife against the stable carrot
>hold carrot on the side with fingers if needed
Wow, so hard.

[Anonymous No.19871138]

>>19871123
you can also stabilize the knife by putting the tip of the knife into the cutting board and then cutting down into the carrot

[Anonymous No.19871164]

>>19871123
All theory no practice
>Playing the piano is easy, you just press the keys in the right order for the right amount of time.

[Anonymous No.19871178]

>>19867100
ok, but can i eat that? i only care about edible or semi-edible things on /ck/ boards

[Anonymous No.19871216]

>>19863578
That's what the retards who spew this shit want to imply.

[Anonymous No.19871225]

>>19870731
>>19870747
Are you retarded or just absolutely awful with your knife? I wouldn't even consider myself top tier with my knife and yet I would've had every single of those carrots halved in the time of that WebM.

[Anonymous No.19871234]

>>19870747
>>19871225
You overestimate these people's cooking skills. They're good people but that can't cook.

[Anonymous No.19871270]

>>19871234
This webm has to have been made with the sole purpose of frustrating the viewer

[Anonymous No.19871286]

>>19871234

like watching a baby baboon

[Anonymous No.19871303]

>>19871225
>>19871014

[Anonymous No.19871370]

>>19857550
Problem?

[Anonymous No.19871374]

>>19859338
that's some smooth machinery

[Anonymous No.19871673]

>>19871234
i peel my onions like this sans the cutting further notches
to be honest i take longer than this to get it done

[Anonymous No.19871851]

>>19867022
don't try to get into a negro's head, it's all just bluster and nonsense

[Anonymous No.19872065]

>>19871164
Fuck it and fuck you. I'll chop up a carrot and post a video if the thread is still up when I get home.

[Anonymous No.19872130]

>>19872065
>It's easy, trust me!
>And to prove it, I'll promise a video now that the thread is past bump limit on page 7!

[Anonymous No.19872152]

>>19872130
Oh I'm sorry I didn't see this thread until it hit the bump limit. Want me to carve a potato into a buttplug too so you can shove it up your ass?

[Anonymous No.19872187]

>>19872152
That your favorite parlor trick? I'll wait for it in the next webm thread, faglord.

[Anonymous No.19872195]

(The punchline, to all those looking in, is that I'll be waiting forever, since that guy is all talk and no action).

[Anonymous No.19872270]

>>19872195
Bitch you really think being able to slice a carrot lengthwise is some arcane trick?

[Anonymous No.19872321]

>>19872270
Signs point to yes.

[Anonymous No.19873074]

>>19870747
The webm was sad but your comment is just cringe.