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Anonymous Tue Oct 31 21:48:38 2023 No.19855809 [Reply] [Original]

HEY HEY ITS BROCCOLI MAN!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 21:55:49 2023 No.19855822 >>19855809 Hei broccoli man

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:27:50 2023 No.19855884 >>19855809 What a cool dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:35:54 2023 No.19855907 >>19855809 I like that mate

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:42:30 2023 No.19855929 File: 1.80 MB, 1908x3505, BroccoliMAN..a real coool dude....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19855809 Dat guy...so fly...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:03:23 2023 No.19855982 File: 70 KB, 671x1024, 1685329393478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is like a deadass slur to us fr fr no cap

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:07:05 2023 No.19855988 >>19855809 jolly fellow

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:07:09 2023 No.19855989 >>19855982 He got broccoli feet not hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:16:08 2023 No.19856020 File: 60 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19855809 AND YOU MUST BE THE BUH ROCKILY GUY

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:21:24 2023 No.19856031 >>19855989 different like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:00:19 2023 No.19857088 >>19855809 Underrated thread deserve bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:03:21 2023 No.19857152 >>19855809 reminds me of a They Might Be Giants video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlGNm7_dvz4

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:34:37 2023 No.19857197 >>19855809 scary

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:37:45 2023 No.19857203 File: 1.49 MB, 1908x3504, Don't look at me like that.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19855809

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:41:20 2023 No.19857209 File: 1.44 MB, 1908x3504, Just look at them.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19857203

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:48:08 2023 No.19857212 >>19857209 Spoopy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:35:14 2023 No.19857717 File: 1.96 MB, 393x299, 1000001800.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19857209 Bump of epic thread, put me in the screenshot

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 16:36:25 2023 No.19857805 File: 1.88 MB, 1633x3000, 1675136840542723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19855809

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 22:27:41 2023 No.19858568 File: 1.70 MB, 1908x3505, wife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19855809 HERE COME OLD FLAT-TOP

>>	Bedeviled Egg Thu Nov 2 00:50:06 2023 No.19858938 File: 136 KB, 1110x1600, il_fullxfull.1450123141_fsk1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19855809 Reminds me of this guy for some reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 00:53:37 2023 No.19858950 >>19858938 DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 00:53:53 2023 No.19858951 >>19856020 kino

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 02:26:19 2023 No.19859243 File: 186 KB, 700x700, 1599936647658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19855809 >sound of approaching tiny footsteps

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 03:35:23 2023 No.19859491 best thread on this board right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 03:39:53 2023 No.19859506 File: 28 KB, 645x363, hkqodvksurkxuhxjdsyh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19855809 You gonna get raped greenboi. Right in the flouret hole

All fields Thu Nov 2 03:50:52 2023 No.19859541

I can only
Image the kind of person who would make a thread like this.
>drink a bottle of cheap wine.
>finish purple in the face, wet belly dripping on the table, ass moist in my Athena underwear.
>dropping monumental farts, a hot liquid running down my legs.
>smell of chicken fat, sweaty balls, fecal matter and alcohol embalming the room
>wake up breathless in the middle of sleep apnea, letting out one final wind, literally shitting all over my briefs, spilling it all over the chair.
>say to myself that I will wash it later.
>go to the fridge to finish the leftovers macaronis under the cold light of the bulb of the kitchen.
>drink one liter of red wine between two tablespoons of pasta.
>macaronis full of grease turned into an odious pasta cake with the cold.
>wine left in the heat turned into vinegar.
>still gulp it down.
>gobble 4 slices of ham on large pieces of expired brioche buns.
>make a long and oily fart and close the fridge.
>I have eaten again without being hungry.
>return in the armchair full of cockroaches, turn on the TV, begin to masturbate at 8 seconds long late night commercials.
>can't find the strength to finish myself.
>spend the end of the evening smelling the space between my thumb and index while watching life coaching videos.
>tell myself that tomorrow I'll make the effort to start a new life, sports, eating better.
>get up with my ass still full of dried shit and go to the freezer to get a budget ice cream - the last one before my new life.
>finish it up in one go.
>hear my wife calling me in her god forsaken monkey language from the bed.
>pretend not to hear, instead devour up 6 slices of rancid bread roughly spread with andalusian sauce and margarine.
>scream to her that I'll make her clean my ass later with that tongue.
>she doesn't answer, probably doesn't understand.
>she will soon.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 03:51:49 2023 No.19859544 >>19859541 Didn't read. Post hidden

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 04:00:39 2023 No.19859579 >>19859541 0/10 pasta

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 06:59:37 2023 No.19859992 File: 24 KB, 450x300, 4DE4B29A-4AE4-40FA-9F68-44172A15DB3B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's called Behelit, the egg of the king. He who possesses it shall conquer the world in exchange for his flesh and blood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 08:33:44 2023 No.19860156 >>19855809 Based as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 08:53:48 2023 No.19860185 File: 63 KB, 941x627, 114f68d86a4a4849dda3554aa0013449b8-12-dancing-baby-groot.2x.h473.w710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19855809 Can someone replace Groot with Broc man

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 09:21:03 2023 No.19860216 File: 116 KB, 800x772, o-shit-waddup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19855809

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 09:23:37 2023 No.19860219 >>19855809 brock'lyman's fucking hung

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 09:24:07 2023 No.19860220 File: 116 KB, 800x772, o-shit-waddup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19855809

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 09:37:56 2023 No.19860236 File: 95 KB, 720x960, joelrobinson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19858938 There's something uncanny about seeing him in high res.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 09:41:32 2023 No.19860244 >>19860185 no anon, nobody can do that

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 09:53:56 2023 No.19860257 File: 110 KB, 941x627, your-welcome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19860185

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 10:41:46 2023 No.19860312 >>19860257 Kek thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 10:47:46 2023 No.19860318 >>19855809 Least reddit board

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 11:08:02 2023 No.19860344 >>19855809 Broccoli man has a fucking piece hanging off him. Little spade penis

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 11:44:40 2023 No.19860393 File: 237 KB, 800x452, Four_Presidents.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19860344 Bigger than yours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:53:26 2023 No.19861950 >>19859541 I hope you die in a helicopter accident

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 09:25:20 2023 No.19863289 >>19859541 Very shitty post >>19855809 Sup broccoli man

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 18:10:03 2023 No.19864275 >>19860220 Delete this

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 23:48:54 2023 No.19865401 >>19855809 This thread should be stickied.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 00:00:03 2023 No.19865440 What happened to nannerpuss? He took his money and fucked off into early retirement?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 01:56:23 2023 No.19865855 File: 134 KB, 437x427, 1652686581473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19855809 hello

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 07:54:35 2023 No.19866522 File: 52 KB, 386x480, Crowsolo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19858938 HE'S A WISECRACKER

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 07:55:46 2023 No.19866524 >>19858938 Im gonna go watch mst3k right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 07:57:56 2023 No.19866531 Best thread on /ck/ right now

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