thoughts on this hot sauce?

[Anonymous No.19855795]

well?

[Anonymous No.19855811]

Overrated and overpriced, it tastes fine but it's not worth $12 a bottle

[Anonymous No.19855815]

The bottles are absolute ass. Way too stiff
Sauce is mediocre, too. Not that hot and not that tasty

Yellowbird is better, both in bottle quality and in sauce quality, as your non-Mexican grocery store sauce
El Yuc' is the peak Mexican grocery store sauce

[Anonymous No.19855825]

>>19855795
It’s good but not $9 good

[Anonymous No.19855834]

it's ok but has lots of tomato in it so you're paying hot sauce price for salsa
I just make my own salsas now including very hot ones as a condiment

[Anonymous No.19855899]

>>19855795
Good but it's way too expensive. This board in particular gassed them up and now they're too big for their britches.

[Anonymous No.19855941]

>>19855795
Never had it

[Anonymous No.19856009]

I avoid hot sauce in plastic bottles

[Anonymous No.19856036]

>>19855899
They've been shilling for over ten years. They are a proudly women owned business out of Portland, oregon. They are also communists.

[Anonymous No.19856049]

shitty watery salsa masquerading as a hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.19856091]

>>19856036
it's always baffling to me how you apes don't realize when you're getting trolled

[Anonymous No.19856093]

>>19855795
I don’t believe I’ve ever tried a worse hot sauce. A plague upon all your houses

[Bedeviled Egg No.19856367]

>>19856036
I'll one up you and say "I shoplift it to deprive the niggers in portland of profit. Then i take it home and dont enjoy it when i use it."

[Anonymous No.19856376]

>>19856036
>They are a proudly women owned business out of Portland, oregon. They are also communists.
proofs?

[Anonymous No.19856380]

>>19856376
It's believable, that's enough proof for me.

[Anonymous No.19856381]

>>19856093
It's not hot sauce, it's salsa

[Anonymous No.19856862]

>>19855795
It's for people who lack proper taste buds.
Also Soy Boys and hipsters love it.

[Anonymous No.19857766]

>>19856376

[Anonymous No.19858230]

>>19857766
That doesn't say anything about communism
seriously, if they really are commies I do want to know because I will never patronize them again and will spread misinformation about the sauce being bad online, but if their only crime is being women then that's not a big deal to me because I have sex

[Anonymous No.19858252]

>>19855795
It's ok.
It doesn't taste particularly good but it has decent heat for a grocery store hotsauce.

[Anonymous No.19858338]

>>19858230
>Portland
>#WomenOwned
>hur dur"
You're not fooling anyone, tranny.

[Anonymous No.19858357]

>>19858338
oh come on dude can you find any proof at all or are you just going to resort to ad hominem? I'll even accept a BLM hashtag from 3 years ago or something, it can't be that hard.

[Anonymous No.19858435]

>>19858357
I can keep digging.

[Anonymous No.19858441]

>>19858357

[Anonymous No.19858455]

>>19858435
>>19858441
Close enough I guess, not explicitly red flag waving tankies but still pretty gay. I hope your time spent researching a hot sauce company's political views was worth winning an internet argument. I probably wasn't going to buy it again anyway since $9 is pretty steep.
also, all fucking phoneposters must fucking hang. have a nice day anon

[Anonymous No.19858487]

>>19858455
I like fighting shills on here. I have fun with it. It's interesting to come up with and try out different forms of argumentation to persuade people against buying the reddit scam salsa in a bottle.

This wasn't me btw. >>19858338 I only insult people who are blindly pro SA. Hope your day is better than average. Cheers.

[Anonymous No.19858488]

It looks like shit but I still love communism tho.

[Anonymous No.19858502]

>>19857766
>The flavour that kicks you in the mouth
Is hot sauce advertising the most cringe of all food advertising?
>Buttfuck ya mama hot sauce!

[Anonymous No.19858509]

>>19858502
I'm not anti hot sauce by any means, but lots of brands just take it way too far.

If the sauce is good it should be able to speak for itself.

[Anonymous No.19858527]

Don't buy any products from communists or women.

[Anonymous No.19858551]

>>19858487
A noble pursuit indeed.
To be frank I grew up near Portland and know very well how fucked it and the people that live there are, but I personally know a lot of people and some business owners there that are fed up with it too, particularly ones with actual storefronts that have to contend with state-mandated junkies and lunatics camping in their doorways. I was hoping SA was one of those but guess not. I gtfo for a reason and will certainly not buy SA again if they directly contribute to "humanitarian" organizations that aid the continued deterioration of my once beautiful home state.

[Anonymous No.19858812]

>>19855795
Cobra approved

[Anonymous No.19859524]

>aardvark
>is clearly an anteater

[Anonymous No.19859531]

>>19857766
>#WomenOwned

[Anonymous No.19859534]

>>19855795
>thoughts?
>well?
i think these threads are annoying as fuck

[Anonymous No.19859825]

>A noble pursuit indeed.
>To be frank I grew up near Portland and know very well how fucked it and the people that live there are, but I personally know a lot of people and some business owners there that are fed up with it too, particularly ones with actual storefronts that have to contend with state-mandated junkies and lunatics camping in their doorways.
>I was hoping SA was one of those but guess not. I gtfo for a reason and will certainly not buy SA again if they directly contribute to "humanitarian" organizations that aid the continued deterioration of my once beautiful home state.

[Anonymous No.19860590]

>>19855795
'vark on the 'log

[Anonymous No.19862257]

>>19858488
this

[Anonymous No.19862287]

>>19855795
The Red Scorpion version has been my daily driver hotsauce for the better part of a year. Mainly on eggs and deenz. Shill me something better if the 'spicy salsa' isn't up to par for real connoisseurs such as yourselves.

[None !j8OtIup/EI No.19862308]

>>19858502
i'm a fan of "stab your family repeatedly hot sauce"

[Anonymous No.19862752]

never had it, never even seen it in stores

[Anonymous No.19862757]

>>19858230
Being from Portland is proof enough.

[Anonymous No.19862819]

>>19856381
>sauce in spanish is "salsa"
>it's not sauce it's sauce
based retard

[Anonymous No.19862822]

>>19862819
This wins the spot as the stupidest post on ck. Well done.

[Anonymous No.19862842]

>>19858502
yeah, they are purposefully advertising to people who think they are tough shit for eating hot food who unironically are pussies outside of eating hot food.
> look at me I'm MR tough GUY! ahahaha!

[Anonymous No.19862876]

>>19862822
I’ve definitely posted stupider things, retard.

[Anonymous No.19862883]

>>19862876
Not suprised. What is suprising is just how adorable your smooth little brain is.

[Anonymous No.19862925]

>>19855825
$12 here i'm not trying it
I can get an $11 bottle of something that lasts me all month and i love using on everything. apparently aardvark is weak. until i can try it i can't justify buying it

[Anonymous No.19863317]

Is it Jack approved? That's the only question that matters.

[Anonymous No.19863343]

>>19855795
>STRAIGHT FACTS
It's not bad. They don't use pepper extract or xanthan gum or sodium benzoate, so they pass the baseline slop test. Memes aside, it's actually decent for pizza. But there are equally dece supermarket sauces more commonly available, for cheaper, without political bullshit if that bothers you. Try Marie Sharps.
>THE META
The brand may or may not have shilled on /ck/ in the past. That supposition became "le funny meme", lol XD. But now, even worse, there is a single 1PBTID schizo autist who shits up every thread mentioning Secret Aardvark, by claiming that it is a actually "salsa" instead of a sauce (implying that is some crime), and also accusing the Secret Aardvark social media JIDF of gangstalking him. Oh look, here he is: >>19855834

[Anonymous No.19863366]

>>19855795
look up the ingredients and tomatoes and tomato juice is the first ingredient

it's pretty much just spicy ketchup

[Anonymous No.19863454]

>>19863343
I was here when the shilling took place, so they definitely did so

[Anonymous No.19863915]

Its like kewpie mayo, whatever quality it may or may not have is undermined by its status as a meme

[Anonymous No.19863936]

>>19855795
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come hither, my poppet; I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

[Anonymous No.19863957]

>>19862925
it's very watery and tastes mostly of cumin

[Anonymous No.19863964]

>>19863343
Everyone hates you, Jay. Continue licking the boots of the woman that provide you your pay check. My technique is developing and more people are catching on. I hope you know I never samefag. Look at all the people chiming in to say how much they hate shills and #womanowned businesses. I'll be sure to let everyone know what you donate to know. People are going to love that one. :)

Care to explain the pizza on your profile image, jay?

[Anonymous No.19864112]

>>19855795
Saw some guy holding a bottle of this in the parking lot with a grossed out look on his face and a pile of french fries on the ground like they gad been slammed onto it. I walked up to him and he looked like he was fighting the urge to vomit so grabbed it out of his hand and threw it in the dumpster. He thanked me and asked "Hey, how'd you know?". I just winked. "Garbage belongs in the garbage, my man."... and he just smiled back and nodded.

We're still friends to this day.