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19854923 No.19854923 [Reply] [Original]

This is the worst thing you can get on Halloween. Fight me.

>> No.19854925

>>19854923
literally nobody gives those out on halloween

>> No.19854932

>>19854925
Its literally the only time and place to get them. They are individually packaged for that reason.

>> No.19854933
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>>19854923
if you're younger than 8 or so those are great. if you're trick or treating at 22 everything is bad.

>> No.19854934

>>19854923
Your fault for leading with "trick or..."

>> No.19854940

>>19854923
>This is the worst thing you can get on Halloween.
Not if your costume is blackface.

>> No.19855015

Candy Corn always feels like no effort was put into buying candy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmtg4AQ5IE0

>> No.19855134

>>19854932
Untrue. I used to buy them at Blockbuster during the summer.

>> No.19855135
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Wax lips are part of the wokeworld project to force our children to use pronouns and hate the traditional family unit. If you catch any groomers handing them out, report them to Libs of Tiktok immediately

>> No.19855138
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>>19854923
Counterpoint:

>> No.19855141

>>19855015
Candy corn is good, I don't understand why so many people hate it. It's nice and chewy and just tastes like kind of caramelly vanilla

>> No.19855142

>>19855138
These Actually edible. Lips are still worse.

>> No.19855193

>>19855138
I love these things. They remind me of the chalk I used to eat in grade school. I was sick for a year and almost died.

>> No.19855321

>>19855193
OOOOH JORJYFRUITS

>> No.19855454

>>19855321
kek zoomers will never understand

>> No.19855570

>>19855134
My statement was in the present tense. Your comment is irrelevant.

>> No.19855836
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>>19854923
>>19855138
Counter-counterpoint

>> No.19855840

>>19855836
Again, these are edible. Lips still reign supreme.

>> No.19855842

>>19855840
lips are edible. that's why it's flavored and has sugar

>> No.19855843

>>19855836
I love tootsie rolls, never understood the stigma against them

>> No.19855847

>>19855842
They are made of wax

>> No.19855848
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19855848

>>19855842
>lips are edible

>> No.19855851

>>19855847
>>19855848
wax is edible

>> No.19855853

>>19855851
Its meant to be chewed and spit out.

>> No.19855857

>>19855851
https://www.devotedfamilydental.com/blog/2014/10/31/halloween-wax-lips-teeth/#:~:text=The%20wax%20lips%20and%20teeth,and%20eat%2C%20we%20suggest%20refraining.&text=Also%2C%20wax%20like%20this%20is,if%20large%20amounts%20are%20consumed.
I'll trust the professionals

>> No.19855871

>>19855857
>Chewy, sticky foods stay on your teeth longer, meaning more damage time.
so do candy. it's Halloween
>can easily cause stomachaches and pains if large amounts are consumed
so can lots of foods

>> No.19855875
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>>19855836
Those are good, these are shit. These might be regional to Canada though, I'm not sure.

>> No.19855878

>>19855871
Comparative analysis isn't relevant

>> No.19855879

>>19855321
Kek fuck yeah

>> No.19855895

>>19855878
yes it is

it is a holiday where people customarily eat lots of candies which are bad for your teeth, unhealthy, and sometimes kids get stomachaches from eating too much

>> No.19855903

>>19855875
Those are delicious, I've literally got a little dish of them in front of me right now. When I was a kid I always traded my chips for Halloween kisses.

>> No.19855904

>>19855875
Looks like a knockoff/Canadian version of Mary Janes, which despite their reputation as an old person candy are actually quite good. It's peanut butter taffy.

>> No.19855905

>>19854923
stage 4 pancreatic cancer

>> No.19855955

>>19855904
The Canadian ones are molasses taffy, they kind of taste like burnt brown sugar

>> No.19856563

>>19854923
candycorn

>> No.19856680

>>19855321
heh you're alright anon

>> No.19856687
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>>19855138
Necco wafers hit different as an adult, which is to say they're edible now.
>>19855875
>>19855321
Nice try but picrel are vile. There's something especially wrong about American fake-licorice candy, and something doubly wrong about someone who would put it in a halloween assortment,

>> No.19856690

>>19855851
this nigga eaten wax

>> No.19856694

>>19854923
Wait, you're supposed to eat these things?

I thought it was like a gag, that you wore them as fake lips...I always just threw them away.

>> No.19856699

>>19856694
Read the thread dude.

>> No.19856706

>>19856699
>Anonymous

What did he mean by this?

>> No.19856708

>>19855875
my mom loves these, but she also grew up poor

>> No.19856937
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>>19854923
Wax lips, the candy of 1000 uses

>> No.19858317

>>19856694
Did we ever find out if you're supposed to eat these things or not? wax lips, that is.

>> No.19858448

>>19858317
You are supposed to chew them and spit them out.

>> No.19858507

>>19856687
Yeah those are fucking shit.

>> No.19858513

>>19858448
That doesn't make sense. Why?

>> No.19858621
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>>19858513

>> No.19858626

>>19858317
they are food safe wax. It's up to you really.

entirely edible, flavored, sweetened, some may find them delicious

it's kinda crazy that some ITT think they hand out flavored inedible objects to children for a holiday treat. you'd get arrested doing that.

>> No.19858640

>>19858626
Food safe wax doesn't mean you're supposed to swallow it. Chewing gum is food safe too.

>> No.19859677

>>19854925
We used to get them all the time trick or treating in the 80s.

>> No.19859695

It's literally a byproduct of the petroleum industry. It's not food in any way, shape or form. You may as well eat a candle.

>> No.19859729

>>19854923
I use those for practice so I'll be a good kisser when I finally meet a real girl.

>> No.19859777

>>19859695
all my homies hate byproducts

>> No.19859802

>>19854923
My sister liked them for some weird reason. I think she just liked anything that tasted like artificial cherry.

>> No.19859814

>>19855843
I like them too but on halloween they're kind of a "filler" candy, especially the little junior/midgee ones. I do like the fruit-flavored versions of those, though. Especially lime and orange, the latter pairs great with the vanilla ones.

>> No.19859820

>>19855193
Had a chuckle, have a (you)

>> No.19859838

>>19859729
>i found dads kiss practicer and he doesnt know I use it

>> No.19859842

>>19859814
>Especially lime and orange, the latter pairs great with the vanilla ones.
Based tootsie fruit chews enjoyer. They added grape and raspberry which they didn't use to have. I feel like the original blend of flavors was more "classic", and since they are a niche thing anyway if they were gunna add a flavors I would have thought apple would have been a better choice.

>> No.19859848
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>>19855853
> Its meant to be chewed and spit out.

Nope. Wax candy is chew and swallow. Fight me.

>> No.19859849

>>19859848
Well I mean according to the manufacturer you are just objectively wrong

>> No.19859851
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>>19856937
Based Simpsons poster.

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>>19859849
Chew and swallow. The wax is just fiber. Cleans out the innards.

>> No.19859870

>>19859867
>The wax is just fiber.
You have no idea what you are talking about

>> No.19859920
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19859920

> No wax ray guns
> No wax crescent wrench

They took this from you.

>> No.19859929

>>19855321
George Foreman?

>> No.19859939

>>19855321
One time I was in a car accident and my girlfriend actually stopped on her way to the hospital to buy those. For herself.

>> No.19859974

>>19854933
is it weird to trick or treat at 27? i never stopped. i want candy!

>> No.19859978

>>19858640
are you seriously allowed to sell straight up inedible poison if you pretend that people are gonna spit it out after a while?

>> No.19860013

>>19859920
people dont play with food anymore
they watch tv or play video games while eating and get the controllers all greasey and caked with cheeto dust.

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>>19859920
>Chew a toon
Based. Reminds me of this

>> No.19860074

>>19855321
What's fun about getting less candy?

>> No.19860160

>>19856687
love those, good movie theater candy
never seen them in halloween packs though

>> No.19860388
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19860388

> Giving kids gun shaped candy to put in their mouths.

"Is there a problem Officer?"