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Welp, I just bought my gf Starbucks again.

>> No.19854872

>>19854869
i love how her lipstick used to be on the rims of the starbucks cups. I would find them still in my car. that was a long time ago

>> No.19854873

How fat and/or annoying is she?

>> No.19854875

>>19854872
Did she get a trenta shaken espresso?

>> No.19854884

>>19854869
Did you eat her asshole?

>> No.19854908

>>19854884
Not yet. I’m hoping some of the residue tastes like a PSL.

>> No.19854914

>>19854869
Pro tip, put liquid Etizolam in the coffee before walking out the the car. She will become much more pleasant after finishing her drink.

>> No.19854919

>>19854908
Post picture of her(male) butthole

>> No.19854955

My gf wants me to take her to SB tonight for a quick date. What should I order?

>> No.19854957

>>19854955
Shaved butthole sandwich

>> No.19854958

>>19854957
The ham & swiss is actually pretty good. Their grilled cheese are the shit though.

>> No.19854961

>>19854958
That's a funny way to say prolapse anus wrap

>> No.19854966

>>19854961
you are unpleasant

>> No.19854968
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>> No.19854970

>>19854966
You're the one eating human body parts

>> No.19854976

>>19854869
She's not your girlfriend she's your domme.

>> No.19854978

If you aren't asking for your lattes and shit less sweet, you're doing yourself a disservice. I get them with only one pump of whatever flavor or sweetening, and even then they're over the top sweet.

>> No.19854981
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19854981

>>19854869
If I were you I'd cut your losses. Me personally, I would immediately break up with any woman who drinks those horrific Frappuccino milkshakes if she refused to stop when I asked her to. Or worse, whatever the hell those rainbow colored syrup drinks they sell now are called.
I really don't think this is an unreasonable standard to hold for a girlfriend. Drinking that slop is basically advertising that you're going to get fat eventually. I have seen those things turn my once fit and healthy female friends into obese landwhales. They're literally poison, it's a full dessert advertised as a simple drink. I would rather my gf be a smoker.

>> No.19854991

>>19854978
Yeah Starbucks is like booba tea where you have to tell the people to halve the sugar if you want it to be at all palatable. The worst thing about Starbucks is that they'll serve you burnt coffee grounds in your iced latte on top of all that sugary syrup. Dunkin' Donuts is so much better.

>> No.19854993

>>19854981
Everyone I dated has liked the Starbucks drinks.

>> No.19855004
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19855004

God I wish I had a gf

>> No.19855018

>>19855004
I'll be your gf

>> No.19855023

>>19854955
A double coco caramel macciato with 2 puffs of vegan strawberry cream no sprinkles.

>> No.19855028

>>19855023
A drink so gay it comes with a rainbow flag and a large black man named Tyrone that has aids and wants to get it on

>> No.19855038

>>19855018
Please be female

>> No.19855040

>>19855038
Male with 2 huge testicle and a 1.5 inch cock