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19844425 No.19844425 [Reply] [Original]

If, tomorrow, somehow chickens and cows started speaking a language you could understand, would humans stop eating meat?

>> No.19844431
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19844431

>>19844425
t. Jack Handey

>> No.19844452

>>19844425
No. Humans can talk to other humans and humans still kill other humans.

>> No.19844461

>>19844452
not for meat (most places)

>> No.19844617

>>19844425
A Chicken brain would only be able to say two or three words max.

>> No.19844619

>>19844461
True. If there was a subspecies of human that couldn't talk would you consider eating them? Like a gorilla, but less hairy.

>> No.19844743

>>19844617
how did you know my name?

>> No.19844749

>>19844743
YAH MUTHA.

>> No.19844753

>>19844619
I'd eat any monkey but I'd throw away the hands because I know what they're capable of doing

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With enthusiasm

>> No.19844775

>>19844425
No. Because chicken are barbaric little shits. Guaranteed we would not like what they had to say and would kill them with even more zeal.
>chicken says anti-semetic stuff
>vegan clutches fake pearls
>Jews order slaughter of all anti-semetic talking chickens, media agrees and all NPCs behind it now as current thing
>CFA costs go down because of cheap chicken meat

Cows might say some Ghandi shit, that might slow our consumption of them down.