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19841411 No.19841411 [Reply] [Original]

How in the FUCK are you supposed to reach in and get the rest of the chips after the first few if you don't have tiny goddamned baby hands?

>> No.19841414

You pour them out

>> No.19841420

>>19841414
This. OP is a retard, as usual.
>NOOOOOOO IT'LL RUIN THE PERFECT TOWER OF CRISPS (CHIPS IN AMERICANSPEAK)

>> No.19841429

>>19841411
Scissors down the side of the can, smartass

>> No.19841437

The package is spiral for a reason, peel the thing as you eat

>> No.19841506

>>19841411
By losing weight, so that your chubby man paws turn into lean mean pringle grabbers

>> No.19841717

>>19841411
Use chopsticks

>> No.19841726

chug it down bitch boy

>> No.19841728

open the other end retard

>> No.19841732

>>19841411
try deepthroating the can bitch

>> No.19841747

The tubes have shrunk since I was a kid because of inflation. No way that's just my imagination.

>> No.19841754

>>19841747
you're not just imagining it, I've noticed it too while cramming

>> No.19841759

idk my hands easily fit in because I'm 5'9 and 130 pounds

>> No.19841764

>>19841747
they used to easily fit a tennis ball in there probably still do so I doubt they got thinner

>> No.19842408

>>19841411
If you microwave it the chips will expand allowing you to reach the rest

>> No.19842413

>>19841411
>How in the FUCK are you supposed to reach in and get the rest of the chips after the first few if you don't have tiny goddamned baby hands?
eating chips right from the bag? Are you on a road trip or just grew up with zero manners and common sense. Dispense a portion into a bowl, Idiot!

>> No.19842450

>>19841411
Tip them directly into your mouth

>>19841437
Based

>> No.19842452

>>19842413
>wasting clean dishes on a snack for no reason

>> No.19842459

>>19841411
tip the can on the table or over a napkin, there you are welcome fucking retard

>> No.19842480

>>19841726
>chug it down
this guy knows. tilt the stack at just the right angle and you can pour them straight into your mouth.

>> No.19842486

>>19841420
Dumbfuck eurotard
They arent even legally allowed to call themselves chips in the states. Because they are made from spuds and pressed into shape. They are crisps here

>> No.19842498
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>>19841411
how obese are you?

>> No.19842554

Tip them out onto the cap

>> No.19842746

dont cut the can open you leave it in tact so when it's empty you can put the lid back on and pop it flying across the room and behind the couch

>> No.19843759

>>19842498
what kind of beta handlet are you
lmao this faggot is even bragging that his teeny tiny hands fit into a fucking hole the size of a little girls mouth

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>>19843759
>the size of a little girls mouth

>> No.19845018

>>19841437
I just squeeze mine at the bottom, like a toothpaste tube.

>> No.19845039

>>19841411
I turn take the lid off and turn it upside down, then use it as a mini play to pour chips onto, usually pour like 10-15 chips onto the lid, then munch on those. Repeat

>>19842498
handlet self report

>> No.19845047

>>19841764
tennis balls got smaller too to keep up the illusion. thanks obama

>> No.19845507

>>19841411
Where the fuck are the damn cheezums I don't want this whole wheat shit I want orange

>> No.19846671

>>19841411
Take them out or pour into your mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGzeodxnYz4

>> No.19846680
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>>19841411
OP is fucking retarded

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19846698

>pringles
deprecated

>> No.19846913

I’ve got three tubes of plain pringles sitting around. Is there anything you can do to them to make them more interesting as a snack? Because I can’t do it anymore.

>> No.19847013

>>19841411
How in the FUCK can someone unironically eat pringles? This shit is disgusting

>> No.19847019

>>19846913
Try cramming them.

>> No.19847123

>>19841747
>shrunk since I was a kid because of inflation
We've got an oxymoron on our hands.

>> No.19847644

>>19846680
fake image

>> No.19847741
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19847741

when i was buying food at the grocery store today i let the intrusive thoughts win and squeezed a can of chips to break the chips inside which will ruin it for whoever buys it
i feel ashamed

>> No.19847998

>>19846698
You will always do better buying the original, whether it's meme shitcoins or snack food.

>> No.19848028

>>19841411
it can be automatically emptied into a large bowl using a couple small holes, gaseous fuel, and an ignition source

>> No.19848089
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19848089

>>19841411
Let me do it for you

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>>19841411
Op

>> No.19848146

You just throw it away even half the chips are left, I thought everyone did this?

>> No.19848157

>>19841411
>production outsourced to Malaysia for some reason
>price rises to $4.80 a can
>can is smaller
>less seasoning
>acts surprised when people start buying off-brand shit instead
>bribes supermarkets to force them to stop stocking other "chips in a can" brands
>govt steps in, threatens to fine them for breech of consumer laws
>supermarkets forced to stock off-brand shit again
>pringles still sit untouched
>off-brand shit is almost always sold out
retards are literally just too greedy then act surprised when people abandon their product.
same reason coke sits untouched on the shelves when its twice the price of everything else. coke still only hanging on cuz of exclusivity contracts with bars.