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19838847 No.19838847 [Reply] [Original]

Are you a hardchad or a softcuck?

>> No.19838916

Soft cucks rise up

>> No.19838918

Hard beef soft chicken/steak

>> No.19838920

>>19838847
soft but heated corn tortilla is the best. can be a tiny bit fried on the inside too (lil oil on a flat top)

soft flour is ok for places that simply wont get that right, like taco bell

deep fried hard are ok but degenerate oil-dripping slop

premade hard shell are just garbage

>> No.19838927

>>19838920
>premade hard shell are just garbage
I'll hear no slander of the noble stand n' stuff shell.

>> No.19838942

>>19838847
The only thing that's like a buck anymore from any fast food menu is the spicy potato soft taco. I can fuck those up with diablo sauce and a free water for like two bucks when I just need to get something in me.

>> No.19838943
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>>19838847
Hard, of course.

>> No.19839216

>>19838847
>bite into hard shell taco
>ingredients and sauce explode everywhere, pile of taco shards and filling falls on plate
>hard shell taco in a soft taco
>can enjoy crumch without mess

>> No.19839424

>>19838847
>heat pan
>add oil
>place tortilla in hot oily pan
>brown on each side
>can make tortilla both crunchy and pliable

>> No.19839442
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19839442

I heat my hard tacos in the oven for 5 or so minutes and they never shatter into a million pieces or really break where I don't bite them. Are other anons just retarded? They aren't that messy, your ingredients can fall out of a soft taco too

>> No.19839456
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19839456

hard taco boats

>> No.19839463
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>>19838847
one needs both, to keep healthy

>> No.19839466

hardtards more liek it amirite

>> No.19839467
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19839467

I like soft if fresh made tortilla, but I prefer fried if I'm being lazy and buying store bought
In which case, hard flour>>>hard corn

>> No.19839478

>>19839467
traditionally speaking, does jaun deep fry their talkos with the meat tucked inside or are the fillings all added later? I've only eaten LA style talkos but never actual Mexican or even San Diego

>> No.19839484

>>19838847
>take one bite
>instantly shatters

>> No.19839490

>>19839484
do you not have lips

>> No.19839494

>>19839490
>His lips are big enough to contain the entire taco shell

>> No.19839499
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>>19839494
anon you can support the structure of the crisby bits with your outer mouth (i.e. ya lips) while you incise and it dampens the trauma on the rest of the shell. this is how eating is done unless you're a retard like cookie monster

>> No.19839547

>>19838847
I used to go to a Mexican restaurant that would do a fried flour tortilla for their chicken tacos and that was divine.

>> No.19839651

>>19839478
I've seen it done both ways, just depending on the shop i guess. However, I wouldn't present this place as an example of culture of any kind, it's a soulless military base/beach resort.
>t San Diego

>> No.19839717

>>19839651
I wouldn't present a basic ass food done a certain autistic way as representative of culture either

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>>19839717
yes you would

>> No.19839754

>>19838847
I'm a rapist.

>> No.19840259

>>19838847
I will never fully understand not having both. 2 hard. 2 soft. 2 drinks.

>> No.19840273

Americanized tacos = hard shell
Mexican tacos = soft shell

>> No.19840287

>>19839442
Microwave the shells for 45 seconds for a more efficient hard shelled taco experience

>> No.19840311

I miss the double decker taco supreme so fucking much bros

>> No.19840553

>>19840273

Any RETARD ASS who claims "hard shell tacos are not AUTHENTIC":

1. Authentic Mexican food is literally rotten street meat they find from roadkill thrown onto whatever they can eat it from and IMPORTED ingredients (including pre-prepared tortillas) from America.

2. Hard shell tacos MUST be authentic tacos because they claim "birria tacos" which are entirely made by frying a tortilla into a shell shape - are Mexican and from hundreds of years ago.

3. "Hard tacos explode" - make your own shells, fry a corn tortilla and it will never break.

>> No.19840560

>>19840553
>it will never break
even when you try to eat it?

>> No.19840566
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19840566

who gives a FUCK about authenticity
get some lard and fry those cheap ass king sized corn tortillas into a shell shape. they are the best. store bought pre-made hard is dogshit though.

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19840954

Crunchwrap supreme style

>> No.19840962
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19840962

Mmm

>> No.19840966

>>19838847
>already messy dish
>"let's see how we can make it even messier"
Hard tacos suck

>> No.19840967

>>19838847
If you can’t hard shell, you’re a gay, homosexual, tranny, faggot.

>> No.19840973

>>19839499
I don't actually like food touching my lips. Not at all. I'd rather smash the whole ordeal up into bits and eat it with a fork and knife just to avoid getting salty grease all over my lips.

>> No.19840980

>>19838847
I'm a doritos locos chad.

>> No.19841078
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>>19838847

>> No.19841554

>>19838847
soft

>> No.19841746

enlightented anons please share how to eat harshell tacos
you bite, it fucking breaks in half and everything falls out
fuck hardshell tacos seriously

>> No.19841758

cheesy gordita chads rise up

>> No.19841762

>>19839216
literally a skill issue

>> No.19841771

>>19838847
Flaccid gang represent
Nothing like felching the congealed toppings from a room-temperature Value Box offering, already soaked through with musky mystery grease and souring tomato pre

>> No.19841773

>>19838847
I glue a hard shell into a soft one with sour cream. Makes tacos literally twice as good.

>> No.19841781

soft. i get worried the hard shell will break and pierce my gums. yes i'm a bottom and yes i'm a twink

>> No.19841804
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>>19841746
Hard shells should be consumed in their proper culinary context, the American Dive Taco. The ground beef should be so greasy that it softens the shell a bit, and the delicious artificial nacho-cheese sauce acts as a glue/binder.

Soft shells properly belong in the domain of the the El Authentico Mexicano Taco. In that context, the tortillas should be smaller, or doubled-up, both factors adding rigidity and stopping the bread from disintegrating. Otherwise, you need to wrap the thing into a pseudo-burrito to keep it from falling apart.

But if you're eating at home and have a bowl and a spoon, a blown out taco just becomes a taco salad. No problemo, senor. How could there be problems, when there are tacos? Enjoy!

>> No.19841817

>>19841804
what is the fucking point in eating the ground beef with a spoon
it's fucking travesty, not a fucking mexican quisine
you aren't making any sense
hard shell tacos DON'T MAKE SENSE
fuck hardshell tacos

>> No.19841826

>>19838847
im a softcuck in a hardchad shell

>> No.19841839
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>>19841781

>> No.19841872 [DELETED] 

>>19841817
This seems like more than a skill issue for you. Are hardshells symbolic of some childhood trauma? Were you forced to hide in a pantry closet, eating nothing but hardshells for days, after the serial killer murdered your entire family?
>Where aaaaare you, little Anon? I know you're in the house somewhere...
You were so hungry, but the shells were so loud... so you would let them dissolve in your mouth for minutes and minutes to avoid crunching, giving away your position. Eventually the police found you, huddled in the fetal position in a pool of piss and hard-shell vomit. . Later on, when you finally got through therapy and returned to school, the other kids knew all the details, and you were known as Hardshell Boy until you graduated... and then promptly moved as far away as possible, to a town with no Taco Bells.

Sound familiar?

>> No.19841879

>>19841872
oh no, the fucking type of a food needs a skill to eat it
maybe it's really a shitty fucking american trash instead of a food
maybe hardshell tacos are awful disgusting slop that you feel too attached to recognize the massive flaws
maybe you're a silly fat gay bitch

>> No.19841903

>>19840553
yikes, at least try to sound like an adult if you're going to be this underaged and trying to post here

>> No.19841918

>>19841872
>deleting your post makes it so people can't see how fucking stupid you are

>> No.19841922

>>19841826
Is that the tacoshell equivalent of pushing rope?

>> No.19842703
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19842703

>>19838847
Hardshell chads, try toastadas.
>Perfect distribution of toppings per bite.
>Easy to load up
>Less likely to shatter

>> No.19843417

>>19839499
>>19840973
you are both incredibly autistic

>> No.19843438

>>19840273
we have both in monterrey

>> No.19843458

Bro use both

>> No.19843476

>>19838942
Goat

>> No.19843506

i put the hard inside the soft. i call it a better taco

>> No.19843572

>>19838847
Fully hard falling in my lap CHAD

yeah I use a bib

>> No.19843584

>>19838847
I let other people fill my taco and then I squeeze it out onto a plate and lick it up.

>> No.19843644

>>19838847
hard, breakage is just a part of a man's life

>> No.19844338

>>19838943
birriafags get the rope first

>> No.19844413

>>19840553
Mexicans make their own tortillas or buy them from a local shop that makes them daily for the most part. Tacos are overwhelmingly made with corn tortillas. Sometimes the taco is fried after being filled with meat/cheese. This tastes and looks wildly different from the hard shell tacos served to amerilards at the public school cafeteria. Here's your (You) I guess.

>> No.19844459

>>19840259
people with celiacs can only have the hard corn.
hope i added to your understanding.

>> No.19844478

>>19841746
fork & knife

>> No.19844482

>>19841817
maybe spics should stop making such confusing food for you

>> No.19844488

>>19841922
no it's a trans MtF

>> No.19844493

>>19842703
all of the toppings fall off the edges

>> No.19844520

>>19844459
Have celiac disease. Just go for the freshly made soft corn tortillas as God intended.

>> No.19844566

>>19844482
are there are actually hard shell tacos is mexico?
isn't it purely texmex mutt slop?

>> No.19844578

>>19838847
hard = taco
soft = burrito
you can't compare the two

>> No.19844601

>>19838847
Euro here. I’ve never had a taco before

>> No.19844615

>>19844601
it's pretty much open a small greek/turkish shawarma, but with the fucking beans of course, because beaners

>> No.19844632
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>>19838847
Enjoy your soggy bottom faguette! Softchads know the superior texture!

>> No.19844642

>>19844632
holy fuck, anon that image hit hard... so glad i'm no longer a wagie cuck cook in college and got my finance degree.

>> No.19844647

what kind of tortilla holder do you guys use
to keep them warm I mean

>> No.19844651

>>19844647
the high end mexican restaurant in bellevue I went to used cast iron pan to preserve the heat

>> No.19844655

>>19840553
>fry your own tortilla and it won’t break
Tostadas would like to have a word
>>19841804
This, Taco Bell hard shells are way better than their soft tortilla
The shell isn’t explosively rigid (at the bottom at least) because the beef
>>19844493
Same with a taco, you can’t fill either to the brim. You need some margin
>>19844615
Shit analogy
Also, tacos shouldn’t have beans
>>19844647
Shells? Just stack them next to each other with paper towels in a bowl
Soft tortillas, those OG stryofoam warmers

>> No.19844665

>>19844655
>>Shit analogy
where's the flaw
wheat round with meat and vegetables

>> No.19845514

I don't like my tacos exploding as soon as I bite into them.

>> No.19845528
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softshell taco, shaped like a hardshell chad here

>> No.19845545

>>19838847
Theyre completely separate dishes to me, taste-wise. Especially since hard shell will also use weird americanized ingredients like cream and cheese.
That said, standard soft tortilla tacos are better. has anyone ever had them with mashed potatoes? My grandma used to make them sometimes.

>> No.19845554

Soft for chicken, hard for beef. Does anybody have any suggestions for a good/interesting way to do your meat? I've been getting a bit bored with my spice mix and am looking for ideas.

>> No.19845900

>>19838847
Neither

>> No.19845981

>>19844632
>>19844642
Shit man this hit hard and I worked FOH

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>>19841746
The secret to enjoying a shitty old el paso hard shell is to cause a controlled break on one side near the bottom so it gets split into two even halves that you can hold together like a sandwich.

>> No.19846184

>>19838847
Soft, white corn tortillas for street tacos with diced onion & cilantro with a lime wedge and hot sauce on the side. Wa la!

>> No.19846191

>>19838847
I used to be a softcuck but now i'm a hardchad. Something about the hard shell just makes my monkey brain go "ooo"

>> No.19847483

>>19845528
Seriously, the taco boats are great.

>> No.19847687

>>19838847
i only eat hard if it's doritos locos

>> No.19847698

>my nearest taco bell hired a literal retard
>all the teens start quitting
>retard puts double lettuce if you ask for it easy, can't figure out how to work the slushy machine so always lies about it being broken, can't remember anyone's name so it takes double the time to get the orders out and that's on top of the retard taking 20 minutes to make two tacos
>other than that there's a wendys that's just okay and a KFC
>KFC is staffed by dumbass gorilla nigs

>> No.19847863

A Mexican told me “we don’t eat hard shell tacos in mexico like you white people.”
I told him “I don’t give a shit about mexico.”
He did not respond.

>> No.19848151

>>19838847
Look a the lies in that hard shell taco. There is never that much meat.

>> No.19849025

>>19841758
si

>> No.19849039

>>19839490
>>19839494
>>19839499
>Just give a blow job to your hard shell taco bro
No, I refuse to moisten it, you are eating a soft shell with more steps.

>> No.19850193

>>19838847
I prefer tortillas. On the subject of which, I made my own for the first time today. I realized I didn't have anything for dinner, so I settled on trying to make tortillas. Could have gone worse to be honest, they were too thick (I don't have a rolling pin so I used a paint spray can), a bit burned because I put the heat on too high, but they didn't taste like shit at least. For the filling I mixed some canned corn, mayonnaise and chicken pate.

>> No.19850225

>>19838920
>premade hard shell are just garbage
who the fuck is making their own hard shells

>> No.19850257

>>19838847
hard inside soft with spicy ranch gluing them together.

>> No.19850270

>>19850225
it's not that uncommon anon you just fry tortillas

>> No.19850507

>>19838927
Unbelievably based. Stand n' stuff chads assemble!