/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19833312]

What are your favorite poverty meals? For me, it's has to be sketti and butter.

[Anonymous No.19833327]

>>19833312
Carbonara Buldak Ramen

[Anonymous No.19833364]

>>19833327
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.19833408]

>>19833312
every soup, but i never eat soup because i'm not that poor

[Anonymous No.19833449]

Wild mushrooms on toast.
Rice and peas with jasmine flowers (neighbour).
Bear garlic pesto sauce with blackbird or thrush.
Wild rocket salad with wild herbs (yarrow, chervil, radish leaves...) and edible flowers (rocket, radish, mustard, apple blossom...).

[Anonymous No.19833456]

Sometimes I'll just be drunk standing at the stove heating tortillas over the fire and slathering them with butter

[Anonymous No.19833467]

>>19833449
Genuinly being out in the woods is not poverty.
Poverty is specifically being in a food desert or other low supply area.

[Anonymous No.19833478]

>1/2 cup rice
>1/2 cup black beans(or whatever bean you want)
>ground beef or whatever inexpensive protein of your choice
>mix and cram
wa la

[Anonymous No.19833505]

butter is expensive
would be actually cheaper to make spaghetti with store brand instant spaghetti sauce than using any quantity of butter

[Anonymous No.19833509]

Sketti and Butter with a bit of ketchup is my guilty pleasure.

[Anonymous No.19833520]

there's a grocery by me that has chicken legs 75 cents a pound. I can eat like 6 legs for dinner and comes out to less than 2 bucks it's great, and I can use the bones for stock to make soup or beans the next day
>>19833478
ground beef is expensive now
>>19833456
lol yeah I had a phase like this except I had a cold hotdog to throw in there. I also used to heat salami slices on the stovetop like a tortilla and eat them like that

[Anonymous No.19833523]

I don’t know about that. But you know what Italian dish is spruced up by butter? Simple aglio olio.

[Anonymous No.19833526]

mac and cheese with hotdogs. if i wanna get fancy ill make it from scratch and add panfried beef smokies

[Anonymous No.19833527]

>>19833364
Isn’t that a bit harsh? There is nothing better than instant ramen that has been boiled down to just noodles, slathered in a healthy helping of fruity olive oil. Mmm. I think I am going to have that soon.

[Anonymous No.19833530]

>>19833523
Not simple aglio olio if you're adding butter is it you thick cunt

[Anonymous No.19833532]

>>19833526
The deluxe white cheddar one from Kraft makes me feel like trailer park royalty.

[Anonymous No.19833538]

>>19833530
That is very rude to call someone a cunt. I just helped you create a tasty, yet simple delicacy that you might actually enjoy in your life, and how do you repay me? By calling me names. Very nice, that. I do hope you do not eat with that mouth.

[Anonymous No.19833552]

>>19833312
Butter is not poverty at all whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.19833563]

>>19833312
Scrambled eggs with potatoes and onions, it has protein, fats and carbs, also it's easy to make and you can improve it by adding some spices or some bacon or ham.

[Anonymous No.19833584]

>>19833312
>Soak chickpeas
>Boil until they are still a little bit raw
>Roast in a pan with butter, cumin, pepper, paprika, thyme and parsley
>Bake pumpkin, carrots, onion and garlic
>Boil in homemade stock
>Blend to desired consistency keeping in mind it will thicken when it cools
>Serve the soup with the chickpeas and a spoon of yogurt on top and a slice of homemade bread
Cheap as shit, everything can be frozen separately and defrosted in the microwave and you can easily carry it in a thermos

[Anonymous No.19833603]

>>19833312
Savory oats, sardines, and a grapefruit

[Anonymous No.19833615]

>>19833312
butter pasta was a key component of my childhood diet, but it's not a "favorite"

i like cube steak pounded out, breaded and then dipped in ketchup with lots of pepper and some salt

[Anonymous No.19833616]

>>19833552
This
no butter:
>poverty food
add butter:
>instant three michelin star french restaurant cuisine

[Anonymous No.19833618]

>>19833552
you're not white. white people will have fucking nothing in the goddamn house but butter and pasta

[Anonymous No.19833649]

>>19833312
Liver and onions, a nutritious and cheap meal

[Anonymous No.19833662]

>>19833526
I am sure you are popular with women based on your meal choice

[Anonymous No.19833665]

>>19833662
Who cares about women?

[Anonymous No.19833667]

>>19833618
I am white and I almost never eat pasta. I think it’s boring.

[Anonymous No.19833679]

>>19833667
it is kind of boring

[Anonymous No.19833683]

>>19833527
expensive ramen like buldok isn't poverty food, and you kinda talk like a fag
so no i think he's being pretty appropriate, given you talk like a little sissy pussy bitch

[Anonymous No.19833783]

>>19833563
Eggs are expensive, bacon is expensive... what are you on about

[Anonymous No.19833830]

>>19833783
>Eggs are expensive
They're like $1.50/doz, they've been cheap again for a while.

[Anonymous No.19833836]

diced spam and baked beans

[Anonymous No.19833935]

Slices of sausage, with onions and green peppers sautéed over rice with butter and a little evoo.

[Anonymous No.19834081]

>>19833312
Microwave baked potato. Rinse it, poke it with a fork, stick it in a bag for 5-6 minutes. Butter, hot sauce, salt, black pepper, shredded cheese, red pepper flakes. If I have it I’ll add sour cream, fried bacon or hot dog bits and green onion. This is less so poverty and more depression, as it’s very quick and easy to make. For just cheap meals, I’ll make a big-ass pot of chili and rice and eat it as every other meal for like 4 days until I want to kill myself.
>>19833526
Classic
>>19833364
(you)

[Anonymous No.19834088]

>>19833312
Poutine. If I am feeling fancy I'll down it with this

[Anonymous No.19834093]

>>19833523
This is practically what I make but add more butter and just a dash of oil. Olive oil is too expensive.

[Anonymous No.19834095]

>>19833312
Used to make a lot of grilled cheese sandwiches in college

[Anonymous No.19834113]

>>19833527
ramen is not poverty food. maybe poverty food for dumb people. it's purposefully malnourishing yourself under the excuse that it's cheap (when the real excuse is that you think it's cheap AND tasty). so all it is is you pay a company to feed you wheat, salt and seasoning.

[Anonymous No.19834128]

>>19833312
You know you're on the right side of history when you think spaghetti and butter is actually an expensive dish

[Anonymous No.19834142]

>>19833312
I haven't been in poverty for over a decade but I use to just do cheese whiz with garlic powder on toast

[Anonymous No.19834388]

>>19833312
Kraft macaroni & cheese and SPAM.

[Anonymous No.19834485]

>>19834388
Spam isn’t cheap for some reason.

[Anonymous No.19834490]

>>19833312
Beans and rice with peanut sauce
Got me through my NEET days

[Anonymous No.19834495]

>>19833312
When Im feeling real poor I like my pasgetti sauce over paper towels. That way I still get my carbomigrates.

[Anonymous No.19834524]

>>19833618
try bread or potatoes with your butter, pastanigger
>>19833667
>>19833679
thirded

[Anonymous No.19834711]

>>19833312
pasta with pesto is extremely cheap but is it a poverty meal? I wouldn't say so.

[Anonymous No.19834718]

>>19833312
adopted kittens and macaroni.

[Anonymous No.19834779]

>>19834718
thats not macaroni its fusilli

[Anonymous No.19834792]

>>19833312
When everyone left me I had about three cases of beer, two cans of condensed chicken noodle, and maybe four packs of sardines. Other than the alcohol, you could have considered that fairly economical.

[Anonymous No.19834922]

>>19833312
Rice, onions, green beans, and butter.

Mackerel in tomato sauce preserves on bread and butter is up there too.

[Anonymous No.19834923]

>>19833618
This seems true only in NA.

[Anonymous No.19834929]

>>19834711
Genovese pesto uses some pretty expensive ingredients like pecorino cheese and pine nuts.
Sicilian pesto though is made with sun-dried tomatoes and almonds, and doesn't require cheese, so is much cheaper.

[Anonymous No.19834963]

>>19833312
>Steakumms or similar cheap frozen beef
>cooking oil, sesame preferred but vegetable works too
>rice
>egg
>shichimi togarashii
>worchestershire and teriyaki sauce
>minced onion
>minced garlic
>packaged scallions optional

>put rice on
>little drizzle of oil in pan, heat and throw in garlic and onion
>add sauces
>add meat and shichimi
>when done, crack an egg into the pan, cook until its still a bit runny
>rice in bowl, top with pan stuff
Wa la, trailer trash gyuudon

[Anonymous No.19834966]

>>19834963
Forgot to say top with scallions if you have em. I survived on this shit a couple years ago.

[Anonymous No.19835194]

Grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup or ramen noodles and canned oysters

[Anonymous No.19835244]

>>19834963
>vegetable oil
Stopped reading there, olive oil is the superior cooking oil pal.

[Anonymous No.19835256]

>>19835244
Whatever you want man. Olive works too, or even butter. Just need it to saute the aromatics.

[Anonymous No.19835264]

>>19833526
>ill make it from scratch and add panfried beef smokies
That's probably breddy gud but homemade Mac n cheese is expensive if you get good cheese

[Anonymous No.19835268]

>>19834088
>Steel reserve
>Exceptionally smooth flavor
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.19835276]

My dad fed me boiled carpet samples on Christmas

[Anonymous No.19835277]

>>19833327
Some fat weeb girl was in line at grocery checkout ahead of me today and bought at least 10 of these. Along with a bunch of overpriced low quality store sushi
Are you xer?

[Anonymous No.19835294]

>>19833312
I'm rich so I wouldn't know. Lol! Have fun being poor, fags!

[Anonymous No.19835305]

>>19834923
yeah probably. you eurofags always have taters and fish

[Anonymous No.19835563]

>>19833449
Do you actually just eat random mushrooms. Seems risky

[Anonymous No.19835587]

>>19833312
seconding butter noodles. i pretty much do what >>19834093 does, butter in place of oil with some garlic, parsley, and black and red pepper. usually using egg noodles or linguine. some parmesan if i have it (although at that point we're really stretching the concept of poverty meal).

[Anonymous No.19835605]

Deep fried chicken tenders are cheap to make. My chicken tenders are better than anything you can get at Church's or Popeye's or KFC or any sort of fast food joint. It's inexpensive to make, you would call it "poverty food" but it is traditional food. These tendies are not for sale, but made purely out of love.

[Anonymous No.19835658]

This probably doesn't quite qualify as poverty tier compared to something like hot dogs in man and cheese, but it'll keep you pretty well fed for 3-4 days with ~$20 in ingredients.
-boil pasta of choice
-scramble six eggs with a canned salmon (leave the bones in and just mash them with a fork)
-mix scramble with pasta and a jar of sauce
If you stop there, you'll have some acceptable slop, but if you spoon out whatever you're going to eat at the moment and fry it up with some olive oil and parmesean it makes a huge difference towards being actually enjoyable. Add hot sauce to taste.

[Anonymous No.19835661]

>>19835658
You've posted exactly what I'd probably make because then I wouldn't have to cook for two days. Shit, gets old and reheated? Add hot sauce and pepper!

[Anonymous No.19835908]

>>19833312
Butter has gotten pretty expensive.

[Anonymous No.19836094]

>>19833467
>he thinks eating cakes and pies is poverty
uhhh, Marie maybe you should keep it down over there?

[Anonymous No.19836096]

>>19835908
That's why mama june lost weight

[Anonymous No.19836099]

>>19836096
that and cocaine

[Anonymous No.19836098]

>butter is expensive now
I want to sob but the sob is coming from my soul instead of my throat

[Anonymous No.19836251]

>>19835268
prolly nuthin

[Anonymous No.19836367]

>>19835605
Recipe?

[Anonymous No.19836405]

Hold my beer

[Anonymous No.19836456]

>>19833478
This but chorizo instead of ground beef.

[Anonymous No.19836617]

>>19833312
Canned chicken over rice with hot sauce. You can get all of that at the dollar store.

[Anonymous No.19836646]

>>19833467
>Poverty is specifically being in a food desert
If you live in a city you can either take a bus or just walk to an area with better food availability. 20 minutes walk will take you a mile in any direction giving you a two mile diameter around your home to walk to to get food. Make that 30 or 40 minutes and it's a 3-4 mile diameter circle. Food deserts are mostly only a good excuse in rural areas where people without cars are fucked.

[Anonymous No.19836652]

>>19833526
At least throw in frozen peas. By far one of the cheapest and easiest source of vegetables to add to your diet.

[Anonymous No.19836653]

Pasta with onion and potatoes

[Anonymous No.19836659]

>>19835268
It is exceptionally smooth compared to other 8% ABV 40s. I used to get 2 of those and a big jar of jalapeños, dump the brine and both 40s into a big pitcher and sip that concoction while smoking a wood tip black and mild and snacking of the jalapeño rings. The funny thing was I used to send my tiny redheaded wife to the store to buy all of that shit for me. Marriage can be pretty sweet sometimes, unless you are married to me I guess ha ha

[Anonymous No.19837301]

>>19835276
Your dad was based Carl