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19828733 No.19828733 [Reply] [Original]

what the ACTUAL LIVING FUCK is their problem?

>> No.19828748

>>19828733
they just like fruit

>> No.19828750

>>19828733
little monkey fella

>> No.19828757

That's just what peak physical and sexual perfection looks like

>> No.19828766
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19828766

>>19828733
I'm starting to wonder if I'm seeing actual flies because it's fall and they like the warmth of the indoors or my eyes and dirty glasses are making me some kind of paranoid insomniac schizo and questioning my own sanity.

>> No.19828979

What I've always wondered is how they know. There's a whole vast outdoors, with rotting fruits and shit all over the place, and one thing starts to go bad in my house and they're there. That is so weird to me.

>> No.19829289

>>19828979
They're already there to begin with, they're in the fruit.

>> No.19829667

>>19828979
The cia gangstalkes you and plants them when they notice bad products in your kitchen

>> No.19829931

>>19829289
Based abiogenesis chad

>>19828979
There are trillions of insects all over the world occupying every single possible ecological niche, nothing that is edible goes wasted

>> No.19829938

>>19828733
they're just trying to survive and procreate

what the fuck is YOUR problem?

>> No.19829959
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19829959

>>19828733
Retards with no attention span and no aversion to danger. Chinese?

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19829962

>>19828733
This trap works, you put some wine or vinegar on the cup, they enter but cant leave.

>> No.19829986

>>19829959
are fruit flies Chinese drones?

>> No.19829994

>>19829962
You don't even need the paper funnel for this. Add a few drops of dish soap and they'll merrily drown themselves in the vinegar

>> No.19830110

>>19829962
>>19829994
Or you could ignore them because they are absolutely harmless living things just trying to survive. Put your fruit in containers if they bother you that much.

>> No.19830119

>>19828748
This

>> No.19830126

>>19830110
imagine simping for flies lol

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19830128

putting a vinegar trap under one of these has eliminated these fuckers for me

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>>19830110
its just a guy thing, to enjoy genocide

>> No.19830343

>>19830110
hey man ill let out the fuckhueg gigachad spiders & beetles if they dont make capture difficult but i am definitely executing every single fly i see.

>> No.19830367

>>19828766
I've had visual hallucinations from alcohol consumption before like that

>> No.19830384

Just wait for a month. They die

>> No.19830430

>>19830110
What the absolute fuck is wrong with you

>> No.19830680

for a critter called a fruit fly it sure loves my computer monitor 20x more than the fruits in my house

>> No.19830712

>>19829289
fuck you

>> No.19830737

>>19828733
frens....
they remind you that your place is a bit too filthy or something somewhere is rotting and disappear when everything is clean

>> No.19830745

>>19830430
Bitch what's wrong with you? Put your food away and you won't have bugs in the first place. Your silly trap is going to catch maybe 1/10th of the flies in your kitchen and some of them will already have mated and laid eggs. Just don't be a dirty monkey and you won't have to pointlessly kill animals that are just exploiting resources YOU left out for them.

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>>19830110

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>>19830110

>> No.19830871

>>19830680
the electromagnetism and light fucks with it

>> No.19830877

>>19828766
Could be floaters from the beetus

>> No.19831087

>>19830745
naw kill em all

>> No.19831118

>>19830367
>>19830877
Could be any of these things really, I'm not a healthy man. Have been talking to multiple doctors and doing bloodwork. It's a game of telephone to have to talk to your doctor's nurse, then see the doctor, then see the specialist's nurse, then the specialist, then the nurse who works for the surgeon who runs the tests, but oh no they didn't like a risk factor, so now you talk to the hospital, oh you don't want to pay $200 for an aspirin, well get a hold of billing...
Meanwhile my retarded ass may as well have diabetes and trying to navigate this shit while in an insulin crisis.
Sorry, this isn't in anyway food related. Well, I guess Type 2 diabetes is but we're good on that front.

>> No.19831122

>>19830110
>Yuo vill put ze fruit in ze pod
no

>> No.19831587

>>19831118
Given that this is the food & cooking board, I think anyone reading this would understand choosing food over basic medical care.

>> No.19831589

>>19828733
Hmm

>> No.19831662

>>19830110
please report for your mandatory medically assisted induced death.

>> No.19832363

>>19828733
We had an infestation of these a while back. I tried several of >>19829962 for a week or two and it didn't solve the problem.
Finally gave in and just sprayed some fucking Raid, and that instantly solved the problem.
Sometimes you just have to use poison.

>> No.19832474

>>19828979
It's because their eggs are dormant in the food.

>> No.19832656

>>19830110
Hey Mr fruit fly: go FUCK yourself

>> No.19832663

>>19830110
Fruit fly appendages typed this post

>> No.19832676

>>19830110
faggot fruit flies puke and shit all over my nice white ceilings. they die.

>> No.19832700

>>19830761
Kek

>> No.19832703

>>19832474
Delete this post now

>> No.19832742

>>19829962
This is pointless.
Take out your trash and they go away

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19833047

My man you need to get yourself a sundew plant. It'll take care of all your fruit fly problems.

>> No.19833052

>>19830367
Same. Alcoholism was honestly great until I hallucinated. Pretty much made me get in the track to sobriety instantly. I can deal with basically anything except hallucinations.

>> No.19833087

>>19833052
>can deal with making a terrible fool out of yourself
>can deal with horrible hangovers
>can deal with gut-splitting shits
>can deal with the worst kind of food cravings
>can't deal with seeing or hearing some things that aren't there
I don't understand you people.
t. drunk schizo

>> No.19833096

>>19833087
I used to drink to alleviate anxiety so it was worth all of the negatives but the prospect of hallucinations made me a much more nervous wreck, so the party was over. You also stop really getting bad hangovers after you drink every single day for a couple weeks, especially if you switch to light beer or grain alcohol.

>> No.19833097

>>19832474
Fucking delete this.

>> No.19833099

>>19828979
Flies can smell gases like carbon dioxide that emit from rotting food and track them down. It's what attracts them to hanging glue traps. Mosquitoes do the same; they track you by the CO2 from your breath when you exhale.

>> No.19833140

>>19833096
Tbh I do get you, if booze made me more nervous I'd probably quit altogether, right now I get drunk 2-3 times a week when life starts getting unbearable. Really trying to drink in moderation though because when I get hangovers, they're much worse than 5 years ago.

>> No.19833156

>>19829962
they love wine, too
if i have some old wine in the fridge ill put it in a cup, saran over the top, and poke some little holes in the top
for whatever reason, they go in easy enough, but cant figure out how to go back through the holes

>> No.19833171

>>19830761
lol

>> No.19833203

>>19828748
Time flies like an arrow,
fruit flies like banana.

>> No.19833213

>>19833140
Yeah Ive experienced the "hangovers so bad you think about killing yourself" a few times. I always thought it was an exaggeration that you could be so hung over you just end it. I also have a stomach ulcer that I'm pretty sure was caused by drinking. I really wish being drunk didnt feel so great because I still want to drink every day.

>> No.19833230

Male fruit flies who can't catch any flussy eventually give up and go get trashed on fermented fruit juice until they die.

>> No.19833253

>>19833099
Sure, but I would think that my house and A/C would be enough to throw them off that scent enough for them to go to some trash or something first.

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>>19830761

>> No.19833430

>>19828750
stop talking shit

>> No.19833454

>>19832703
>>19833097
Nigga they're too small to taste and your digestive system rapes them to death.

>> No.19833666

>>19833213
It's weird, isn't it? I could get off the opiates, nicotine, weed, whatever. But drinking just seems so benign that smooths over everything after a few beers, until it really doesn't because your waking life needs a few beers or bad shit starts happening.

And by then you have the positive reinforcement that it will make things better, and the negative reinforcement that if you don't things get worse. Terrible situation to be in when all it takes is just downing a beer or six and worrying about it later.

>> No.19833677

>>19829667
lmao

>> No.19833682

>>19830761
cooking with gasoline

>> No.19833876

>>19828766
they actually manifest from thin air.