/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19825880]

CK webm! Thread!

[Anonymous No.19825881]

[Anonymous No.19825882]

[Anonymous No.19825883]

[Anonymous No.19825885]

[Anonymous No.19825886]

[Anonymous No.19825887]

[Anonymous No.19825928]

>DUDE RAGEBAIT LMAO
kill yourself with this shit

[Anonymous No.19825946]

>>19825882
god I wish she would do that to my penis

[Anonymous No.19825966]

>>19825887
Now make a version with readable subtitles

[your fav pol gf !!e6LaerAq6jG No.19825977]

>>19825966
I just used youtubes auto caption

[Anonymous No.19825994]

>>19825977
Didn't ask

[Anonymous No.19826008]

>>19825881
*smacks lips*
Yes lawd

[Anonymous No.19826012]

oh boy can't wait for yet another thread with the same webms posted over and over
eggfort!
indians eating off the floor!
some tiktoker making inedible garbage!

[Anonymous No.19826032]

>>19826012
i honestly haven't seen this set before. at least be happy about that.

[Anonymous No.19826036]

>>19826012
Go look at /gif/ catalog.
This is the same level of spam garbage every board has.
Why is there not a new chan at this point, it's been over a decade like this?

[Anonymous No.19826072]

>>19825880
I've always wanted to eat her shit

[Anonymous No.19826075]

>>19825881
How much they paid for all spices?

[Anonymous No.19826077]

>>19826075
About three fiddy

[Anonymous No.19826078]

>>19826075
Paid?

[Anonymous No.19826084]

>>19826075
If it was just the spices I'd believe they might have paid for it but that amount of seafood on top? They grabbed it and ran for sure

[Anonymous No.19826116]

>>19825882
Let me just pour your drink in the least efficient way possible while also getting it all over the table

[Anonymous No.19826122]

>>19825966

and they think ai is going to take over the world. cant even translate chris hansen.

[Anonymous No.19826210]

>>19826012
I agree. This thread sucks and is exactly the same as the last one so far. I hope my agreeing with you is vindicating. Now I will hide the thread and be at peace.

[Anonymous No.19826216]

>>19826012
The first time you saw a webm it might've been a repost. You could become a contributor and find new content to share.

[Anonymous No.19826228]

>>19825880
Everytime I see one of these giant sandwiches it just makes me want a muffaletta

[Anonymous No.19826245]

>>19825883
that's so fucked up but i'm really curious what it would look like if she puked

[Anonymous No.19826251]

>>19825883
I've always thought human airway is quite tight and swalliowing big pieces of food is asking for trouble.

[Anonymous No.19826252]

>>19826245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YfauDLwn0Q

[Anonymous No.19826296]

>>19825885
God damn I wanna suck those fucking tiddies bros it’s unreal I’m fucking horny as fuck y’all

[Anonymous No.19826308]

>>19825977
when are you killing yourself?

[Anonymous No.19826312]

>>19826075
>paid

[Anonymous No.19826316]

>>19826251
The esophagus can accommodate a hotdog but you're not entirely wrong about there being a risk.
Swallowing something like that can tickle the vagus nerve and actually shut off the heart. It's quite rare, but it happens.

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[Anonymous No.19826361]

>>19825883
Wow, she must have had lots of practice

[Anonymous No.19826368]

>>19825885
sex

[Anonymous No.19826376]

>>19825883
how do you shit that out?

[Anonymous No.19826382]

>>19826342
Something something gotta hand it to her carlos.jpeg

[Anonymous No.19826383]

>>19826342
I would like to thank God I was not born in Cambodia

[Anonymous No.19826428]

>>19826342
this frustrated me because i'm currently being gangstalked by secret cartels of powerful organizations whose mission it is to make me want to eat bugs even though i've said no

[Anonymous No.19826429]

>>19826316
What was the message he tried to send?

[Anonymous No.19826433]

>>19826342
i'm going to hell

[Anonymous No.19826462]

>>19826316
that cat was about to get it.

[Anonymous No.19826468]

>>19826317
i bet the idiot who made this actually thinks he did something

[Anonymous No.19826484]

>>19825883
Is she literally swallowing them without chewing? That's gonna fuck her stomach up.

[Anonymous No.19826521]

>>19826433
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.19826556]

>>19826116
thanks gookmommy
love you

[Anonymous No.19826592]

>>19826342
Look, ma. No hands.

[Anonymous No.19826644]

>>19826468
What's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.19826674]

[Anonymous No.19826680]

[Anonymous No.19826692]

[Anonymous No.19826725]

>>19826692
Hold up wait is that mold on the bread?

[Anonymous No.19826729]

>>19826725
thats the point

[Anonymous No.19826753]

>>19826692
>regular cucumbers but also pickles

[Anonymous No.19826761]

>>19826729
To make the video “meme”-able or do people purposely want mold on bread now? I can see if that became a thing considering the first people doing that with cheese were probably seen as nutjobs in the culinary scene back in the past.

[Anonymous No.19826773]

[Anonymous No.19826776]

>>19826342
Don't chinks feel bad about eating their own?

[Anonymous No.19826784]

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[Anonymous No.19826792]

[Anonymous No.19826796]

>>19826792
kek

[Anonymous No.19826805]

>>19826773
What's his problem?

[Anonymous No.19826828]

>>19825880
god damn I'm so hungry bros. I'm laying in bed and can't get up because I'm having back spasms, literally the worst pain in my life but I'm fuckin hungry aaaah

[Anonymous No.19826846]

>>19826680
How did they teach this a blind guy? Impressive

[Anonymous No.19826870]

>>19826761
Its ragebait. People woll share video becouse mold.

[Anonymous No.19826889]

>>19826468
did he not?

[Anonymous No.19826897]

>>19825977
its time to do an hero my transvestious friend

[Anonymous No.19826918]

>>19825880
typical american lunch

[Anonymous No.19826924]

>>19825881
I wonder if that was tasty, hard to tell from that whichcrafty style of cooking.

[Anonymous No.19826936]

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[Anonymous No.19826951]

>>19826936

You would think Microsoft could afford to buy them something other than Playdoh for lunch

[Anonymous No.19826955]

[Anonymous No.19826962]

[Anonymous No.19826969]

say what you will about pajeets but at least they're honest in what they feed you. chink bugmen would replace all the spices in your dish with cement and arsenic if it meant they could make a cent or two extra.

[Anonymous No.19827016]

>>19826680
Completely raw bread dough

[Anonymous No.19827020]

>>19826644
it's overcooked and dry

[Anonymous No.19827022]

imagine living in such a shitty country you have to eat shit off the sidewalk.

>>19826940
would rescue the pajeet woman at the end out of extreme poverty

[Anonymous No.19827034]

>>19825886
>GOMAD? Why yes, I have

[Anonymous No.19827039]

>>19825880
That's not enough filling for an american sandwich. And where's the bucket of ranch to dip it in?

[Anonymous No.19827145]

>>19826342
Seems pretty busy, why doesn't anyone lend a hand?

[Anonymous No.19827162]

>>19826644
you can tell hes proud of his creation. the arrogant brushing of the bbq sauce, the added unnecessary parsely garnish and buttered roll makes him feel like he accomplished something great, when all he actually did was make a 5.5/10 dry sandwhich

[your fav pol gf !!e6LaerAq6jG No.19827234]

>>19826429
its from some russian internet form he was showing how he could kick someones ass

[your fav pol gf !!e6LaerAq6jG No.19827246]

>>19826761
If you were a boomer or raised by boomers ive seen some people act shocked at the idea of "wasting" food and thinking they can handle a little bit of mold

[Anonymous No.19827252]

>>19826312
wtf is happening here

[Anonymous No.19827255]

>>19825881
I used to play a game called chef with my niece where we would mix up all the ingredients in the kitches, spices and sauces in a clear tupperware container and see how gross it would look

[Anonymous No.19827256]

>>19826312
love me some sloppa

[Anonymous No.19827289]

>>19825881
>>19826075
>Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out

[Anonymous No.19827309]

>>19826692
the mold seasons the meat

[Anonymous No.19827313]

>>19826936
i so badly want to know what the fuck this is

[Anonymous No.19827320]

>>19826252
loool wtf

[Anonymous No.19827324]

>>19826776
>decisive Tang victory

[Anonymous No.19827372]

>>19826776
Why indeed

[Anonymous No.19827390]

How can I filter posts which include a file whose name includes "pol gf"?

[Anonymous No.19827421]

>>19826805
he has had several strokes

[Anonymous No.19827431]

>>19826342
that's very alarming.

[Anonymous No.19827440]

>>19826312
Is this a fucking cat?

[Anonymous No.19827622]

>>19825881
I literally hate every single fucking thing about them.

[Anonymous No.19827635]

>>19826317
Literally the only thing wrong with this is the excessive parsley, and maybe cutting the sauce with additional honey. It's a party sized pork sandwich. The only thing I'd really say about it is that removing the bones but serving the ribs fully intact like it's still a rack is stupid, just make pulled pork at that point.

[Anonymous No.19827709]

>>19826376
It's already extremely processed

[Anonymous No.19827722]

>>19826312
>Not Revere searing your cat after slowly roasting it
>Not adding any vegetables to your pot of sloppa
>Not adding pepper and thyme to it
>Trying to carve it directly in your glass pan using a kitchen knife

[Anonymous No.19827728]

>>19826342
POWERPUFF GIRLS

[Anonymous No.19827729]

>>19825880
If she's trying to be a professional eater she's at a very bad start by biting into the whole fucking sandwich

[Anonymous No.19827735]

>>19825883
The new generation is so fucking retarded. You NEED to chew.

[Anonymous No.19827739]

>>19826433
Yes you are and I am too lmao

[Anonymous No.19827742]

>>19826680
He is struggling so much and trying so hardI feel sorry for him

[Anonymous No.19827757]

>>19826680
>that solid mass of uncooked dough

[Anonymous No.19827859]

>>19826075
Nothing. Note how they made sure to show the brand of spices before dumping them in.

[Anonymous No.19827870]

SNEED

[Anonymous No.19827869]

>>19827742
Imagine your manager telling you that you have to do this. I'd honestly just walk out.

[Anonymous No.19827871]

>>19825881
absolutely no way you can discern 90% of the flavours of seasoning they put in there.

[Anonymous No.19827893]

>>19826944
>meanwhile in america

[Anonymous No.19827909]

>>19827313
Same anon, same
Every time I'm looking forward to this webm in hopes of learning wtf that ball is

[Anonymous No.19827914]

>>19825883
i am 100% sure it was intentional that this gave me a boner

[Anonymous No.19827921]

>>19826484
It really messes with your leptin response. tldr is your body tells you you're full when you've eaten food your body recognises. Eating cheap hotdogs whole like that will trigger NONE of that shit, so even after all those she may still feel hungry.

[Anonymous No.19827929]

>>19826773
fuck that poin dexter

[Anonymous No.19827942]

>>19826075
From what I can tell:
1 part of a Tony's creole seasoning (maybe all)
2 bottles of old bay
1 little bottle of salt or msg (not sure)
3 bottles of onion powder ($1 great value brand)
3 bottles of garlic powder ($1 great value brand)
3 bottles of paprika powder ($1 great value brand)
4 more bottles of great value brand something
1 bottle of spice crab boil (zatarains)
3 bags of louisiana boil busters
1 jar of something, could not identify.

Base was orange juice of some kind (the not real OJ kind tho) and lime juice of some kind. Feel free to do the math.

[Anonymous No.19827950]

>>19827871
Yeah, the spicy shit will overrule everything else, because that is what creole seasoning does.

[your fav pol gf !!e6LaerAq6jG No.19827951]

>>19827729
https://youtu.be/glrgDiv2G9o?t=108
She ate the inner meat for a few mins so they could take bitefuls

[your fav pol gf !!e6LaerAq6jG No.19827955]

>>19827735
.t big teeth shill

[Anonymous No.19827959]

>>19827942
Lemon juice and orange drank
Down around new orleans a lot of the coloreds start their seafood boils with orange juice but I dont remember anyone using orange drink

[Anonymous No.19828014]

>>19826870
>Its ragebait
Don't bother, people can't understand this. Everything on social media is designed to either fellate your existing views (ie, a grift), or oppose them so ridiculously that you engage with the content just so you can tell fucking nobody that you're so much smarter than the dumdum that made it.

[Anonymous No.19828041]

>>19825882
>>19825883
>>19825885
>>19825886
>>19825887
Jew.

[your fav pol gf !!e6LaerAq6jG No.19828088]

>>19828041
gb2pol

[Anonymous No.19828100]

>>19826342
>no hands
>somehow is still more sanitary than Indians

[Anonymous No.19828288]

>>19827390
provided you use 4chanx, just filter the filename from one and edit the rest of the filename with * on both side leaving only /*pol gf */
I don't filter filenames, only tripfags and namefags, so I don't know the synthax

[Anonymous No.19828299]

>>19825881
This kills the crab

[Anonymous No.19828310]

[Anonymous No.19828435]

>>19826951
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.19828535]

>>19827313
>>19827909
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragi_mudde

[Anonymous No.19828756]

>>19828310
fucking dumbfuck dogs ruining the video hope they fall in a crevasse and die

[Anonymous No.19828823]

>>19827893
>one lardass in his own home purposely making a spectacle of himself
>hundreds of people in unison
yea same thing

[Anonymous No.19828867]

>>19827162
Let's see Paul Allen's gigantic pork rib sandwich

[Anonymous No.19828870]

>>19828310

[Anonymous No.19828875]

>>19826674
Why are his cheeks so red?

[Anonymous No.19828907]

>>19828535
Damn dude you can't even make tortillas or something with it? I get not being able to bake bread with a no-gluten flour but you could still at least grill it a bit

[Anonymous No.19828973]

>>19826342
how the fuck did this person get the mask loops around their ears

[Anonymous No.19829026]

>>19826792
lmao frank the tank

[Anonymous No.19829041]

>>19827324
Top kek

[Anonymous No.19829062]

>>19826761
Theoretically, humans are perfectly capable of eating mold because the stomach acid will take care of any problems you should have. Sailors used to eat moldy rations all the time because they had nothing else. I've tested this out myself and it holds up.
In reality though, there's no particularly good reason why you would want to eat moldy bread. Like all food, the potential to get sick from eating bread goes up depending on how spoiled it is. Also, it really doesn't make sandwiches taste any better (in fact, the smell is probably pretty off-putting to a lot of people).
TL;DR - just eat fresh bread, it's better

[Anonymous No.19829112]

>>19826429
Typical woman-man dysfunctional relationship. The bitch can't stop being a cunt to her man, the man chimps the fuck out. There's a longer version of the vid where you can see this happen.

[Anonymous No.19829119]

>>19828288
In a regex * repeats the last character so it wouldn't work at the start. The wildcard character is .

You can just do /pol gf/i;
a regex doesn't need to match the whole filename, just get a hit. There are even ways to make searches more or less "greedy" when finding a match. the i is for case insensitive btw.

[Smurf-fag No.19829120]

>>19826251
>>19826316
If only this weren't a blue board I would post a webm of a guy swallowing a thick penis in one go

[Anonymous No.19829122]

>>19829119
>2/3 of a ton of lard
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.19829138]

>>19829122
So nice of your mother to donate her pinky

[Anonymous No.19829161]

>>19829138
Funny

[Anonymous No.19829168]

>>19826773
I actually do nothing to chicken other than salt it, then i put halved onions, potatoes and tomatoes with it and cover with foil to put in the oven.
It's delicious and the veggies soak in the fat and become delicious

[Anonymous No.19829170]

>>19826955
It took me many watchings to realize he's not using his claw but holding the knife with his toes.

[Anonymous No.19829174]

>>19828870
thank you, anon

[Anonymous No.19829177]

>>19828875
Just finished sinking his steak into your mom's meat cave

[Anonymous No.19829187]

>>19826692
Based Blue Vein Bread enjoyer

[Anonymous No.19829212]

>>19826075
Oh you!

[Anonymous No.19829213]

>>19827635
In his defense, pulled pork has a different allure from ribs with the bones pulled out. The latter has more juice from the meat remaining intact. It also has a more unique flavor, and given the right seasonings, it's less reliant on liquid sauces for flavor. Pulled pork is good when done right, but it's incredibly easy to dry out.

[Anonymous No.19829284]

>>19829119
What the fuck are they making there?

[Anonymous No.19829306]

>>19829284

[Anonymous No.19829382]

>>19825881
While over seasoning is definitely an issue couldn't I make an argument that in this case it's justified since you're boiling a large amount of seafood? Specifically the shellfish? I'm not a seafood guy so idk.

[Anonymous No.19829406]

[Anonymous No.19829408]

>>19828535
Thanks, I am at peace

[Anonymous No.19829409]

>>19829406
>0:23
two perfectly good sandwiches. everything after that ruined it.

>>19829382
you're right. that pot was actually too small for the amount of food they were cooking. that was the biggest problem

[Anonymous No.19829412]

>>19829406
saved for the next time an italian gets uppity here

[Anonymous No.19829794]

>>19828875
because he have problems with blood presser due to keto

[Anonymous No.19829898]

>>19829406
Whata waste

[Anonymous No.19830338]

>>19827893
based joey

[Anonymous No.19830393]

>>19828756
Butthurt muslim detected

[Anonymous No.19830405]

>>19828088
You will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.19830406]

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[Anonymous No.19830450]

>>19830406
wat

[Anonymous No.19830465]

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[Anonymous No.19830480]

[Anonymous No.19830486]

>>19830477
imagine the state of his anal vibrator

[Anonymous No.19830488]

>>19830442
Don't mix booze with your hormones
Do not mixt it
Do not mix it

[Anonymous No.19830499]

Do trans people normally eat worse than welfare queens? What meme am I missing?

[Anonymous No.19830502]

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[Anonymous No.19830517]

>>19826846
umderrated

[Anonymous No.19830528]

>>19829174
use it only for good, never evil

[Anonymous No.19830531]

>>19830512
BOOBA

[Anonymous No.19830612]

>>19830512
This is just a ripoff of that World Peace sketch.

[Anonymous No.19830641]

>>19825887
Based Gen X wearing grunge flannel about to bust in some cunny after crushing a 'za.

[Anonymous No.19830690]

>>19825883
>480x852)
we need her barfing all those franks in all fours on the floor

[Anonymous No.19830727]

>>19826012
newbie here passing by

[Anonymous No.19830767]

>>19826692
Nice, I like the big ass sore on his finger visible near the end. It really compliments the moldy ass bread.

[Anonymous No.19830790]

>>19826342
>a pinch of cockroaches
>a handful of locusts
>a fistful of bedbugs
>...

[Anonymous No.19830810]

Why are you sickos posting transvestites and homosexuals? (aka child rapists)

[Anonymous No.19830814]

>>19830477
that poor food

[Anonymous No.19830825]

>>19826361
she grew up with 7 brothers

[Anonymous No.19830858]

>>19825885
My wife

[Anonymous No.19830879]

>>19826484
I'll fuck up her stomach with my gallons of semen fired point blank directly down her throat if you understand what I am saying by this

[Anonymous No.19830896]

>>19830879
that sounds like a lot of sodium but I assume she could handle it given how she handles those pork sausages, if you catch the meaning behind my sentence

[Anonymous No.19830910]

>>19826680
Retarded amount of bread but I appreciate the effort

[Anonymous No.19830914]

>>19826784
>murphy's law in action

[Anonymous No.19830921]

>>19828870
Kek

[Anonymous No.19830934]

>>19830406
>become a "man"
>still be as retarded as a woman
Kek

[Anonymous No.19830940]

>>19826674
this is unironically what sous vide fags believe

[Anonymous No.19831100]

>>19825882
Ching Chong. Wow Asian thing so cool and good!!!!

[Anonymous No.19831105]

>>19825885
White women are so disgusting

[Anonymous No.19831111]

>>19826784
>>19826789
>>19826792
is this guy trying to be like jack, or is he really this stupid?

[Anonymous No.19831142]

>>19827728
kek

[Anonymous No.19831146]

>>19830512
>>19830502
>>19830480
so this is the power of trans humor?

[Anonymous No.19831191]

>>19825881
What's in the bottles at the start?

[Anonymous No.19831239]

>>19826940
> Can afford a cellphone
> can't afford a plate or decent food
I love the future

[Anonymous No.19831265]

>>19826316
This guy has a gf. What's your excuse?

[Anonymous No.19831273]

>>19826692
Lol these kids think a little mold on the bread is gonna kill em

EVER HEARD OF PENICILLIN???

[Anonymous No.19831279]

>>19830512
Prosthetic breast plate btw, I know from jerking off to girls with growth/BE fetishes who wear the absurdly fucking massive ones

[Anonymous No.19831340]

>>19825881
Surely the nigs are jesting right?

[Anonymous No.19831354]

>>19831340
Its actually an appropriate amount of spice given how massive the container is. The only really fucked up thing is the not!orange juice shit.

[Anonymous No.19831358]

>>19831111
Frank the tank is a national treasure

[Anonymous No.19831454]

>>19827162
Yeah what the fuck why do people have confidence? Why aren’t they miserable fags like this guy?

[Anonymous No.19831546]

>>19830426
genuinely impressive apple skills with the suit on

[Anonymous No.19831560]

>>19831454
>>hes a miserable fag cause he doesnt gush at stupid tiktoks made by soi boys from buzzfeed

youre an idiot manchild

[Anonymous No.19831576]

>>19826316
Her discomfort is so arousing

[Anonymous No.19831582]

>>19826342
I hate the push for ze bugs but the most concerning thing I saw here was the sheer amount of that one power dumped on it all neat the end. What was that?

[Anonymous No.19831617]

>>19827390
Just leave back to wherever you came from newfag tourist

[Anonymous No.19831623]

>>19831617
says the parasitic election tourist

[Anonymous No.19831640]

>>19829406
Fuck me that looks divine

[Anonymous No.19831645]

>>19830406
>women

[Anonymous No.19831659]

>>19831623
Project harder 2020 election tourist. Motherfucking twitterite needs help with filters lmao.

[Anonymous No.19831675]

>>19825885
This was my type in my 20s

[Anonymous No.19831681]

>>19826316
No >>19826376
Same way it goes in, just one link after the other

[Anonymous No.19831690]

>>19826680
Ben Shapiro really looks like he's having fun

[Anonymous No.19831695]

>>19826692
It's bleu bread, get over it snowflakes.

[Anonymous No.19831814]

>>19827893
That reminds me of that joke about the guy who goes into the diner and only has a quarter. The guy says to the counter waiter at the counter, what can I get for a quarter. The waiter put a bowl of what looks like corn chowder down in front of him, and famished, starts shoveling down spoonfuls of the stuff. It tastes kind of funny, but not too bad, and he hasn't eaten in 24 hours, so..what the fuck ever..
He gets about 2/3rds of the way down into the bowl and uncovers a turd stuck to the bottom of the bowl, and instantly vomits the chowder all back into the bowl.. The guy looks at the waiter and says weakly, still trying to not vomit more: What the Fuck..
The waiter, flipping the quarter in one hand, and leering at him with an evil grin, says:
"Yeah, that's about as far as the LAST guy made it too..."

[Anonymous No.19831842]

>>19830338
NASTY in either direction.

[Anonymous No.19831869]

>>19830477
Imagine sitting a couple tables over and having to endure the stench of his putrifying, puss and shit filled hatchet gash.
No wonder the fucking place is EMPTY.

[Anonymous No.19831892]

>>19831279
Where's the seam?

[Anonymous No.19832027]

>>19831869
Are those crabs okay??

[Anonymous No.19832071]

>>19832027
Most of them went on to become brigadier generals

[Anonymous No.19832095]

>>19826036
I saw a webm of a dude with a dog knot stuck in his ass on kohlchan yesterday

[Anonymous No.19832104]

>>19826036
Haven't you ever been to allchans directory?(org)
Sure, many of them are specialized, but even if they are slow now, the inevitable migrations to them will pick up the poasting ##s.

[Anonymous No.19832112]

[Anonymous No.19832130]

>>19831892
right around the neck just under the chin.
>pic
It's blended in with makeup, and there's likely more than one filter being used too.

[Anonymous No.19832148]

>>19830338
kekw that was unexpected so therefore funny

[Anonymous No.19832150]

>>19831354
you're an idiot

[Anonymous No.19832158]

>>19832130
It's either very well hidden or they're implants.

[Anonymous No.19832164]

>>19830512
>>19831279
>>19831892
>>19832130

[Anonymous No.19832166]

>>19832130
>right around the neck just under the chin

[Anonymous No.19832180]

>>19832158
Spirit gum is a thing...As is concealer. Notice how diffuse the video is? Almost blurry?
>>19832164
Kek!
>>19832166
>Check!

[Anonymous No.19832187]

>>19832071
are they ok?

[Anonymous No.19832206]

>>19832187
They're crustaceans...after a molt they'll be good as new.
Better even.

[Anonymous No.19832222]

>>19828756
you're a pathetic excuse for a human

[Anonymous No.19832253]

>>19826761
Bad thing about mold isn't the mold usually, but the metabolites produced by the digestion of the substrate. Moldy grains tend to be pretty gross for a reason. I occasionally have nightmares about the one time I ate a Swiss roll that had cobweb mold in it while still sealed.

[Anonymous No.19832384]

>>19830422
...What's the "secret ingredient"?

[Anonymous No.19832416]

>>19826342
damn buttercup fell on some hard times

[Anonymous No.19832432]

>>19826692
>tomato dangling over the edge
worse than the mold desu

[Anonymous No.19832847]

>>19828875
Lupus from shit diet and social media induced stressed levels on a zoomed brain

[Anonymous No.19832852]

>>19832130
Oh hey that one russian asmr slut i masturbate to wears something like that

[Anonymous No.19832877]

>>19831869
Can you feel it now Mr. Crabs?

[Anonymous No.19832882]

>>19832384
semen I guess

[Anonymous No.19832967]

>>19832882
Your semen is a white powder?

[Anonymous No.19832974]

>>19825881
I love how this webm makes whiteoids seethe
NOOOO YOU CANT SEASON YOUR FOOD!

[Anonymous No.19832978]

>>19826012
filter out all the pol gf webms, its really just one guy spamming his same shit over and over
every other day we get a fresh webm thread, then those will get reposted for a few days until the cycle repeats

[Anonymous No.19832983]

>>19831560
you know in near future I will slit your throat right?
this would not have happened if your cuck father didn't love getting fucked in the ass by niggers while your mother watches.

[Anonymous No.19833101]

>>19826116
>incels can’t into showmanship
Have sex

[Anonymous No.19833106]

>>19832983
hey cool it with the anti semitism

[Anonymous No.19833113]

>>19825883
God I wish I had 30 penises

[Anonymous No.19833120]

>>19825882
bing bong bing bong

[Anonymous No.19833149]

>>19832150
just say that you can't cook

[Anonymous No.19833447]

>>19832974
I seasoned my food the same way when I was 5 years old.

[Anonymous No.19833455]

>>19833149
You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.19833494]

>>19827735
Sausage meat is effectively pre-chewed. She isn't mixing her saliva in, but a healthy gut can handle that.

[Anonymous No.19833536]

How does he stay out?

[Anonymous No.19833564]

>>19829284
Chinese hotpot mix I think

[Anonymous No.19833672]

>>19830477
>be cow
>livin cow life
>MOOOOO
>happy to be let out of the barn now that winter is over
>play in the grass
>where is master taking me
>oh no I'm dead
>time passes
>feel my soul and flesh being absorbed into humans
>they're so happy. I will live on in them.
>wait
>who am I becoming part of?
>OH N-

[Anonymous No.19833728]

>>19833672
I don't think an animal would really be happy to be killed and eaten by anyone.

[Anonymous No.19833755]

>>19831814
LARDASS

[Anonymous No.19833758]

>>19833728
you ever tried it?

[Anonymous No.19833766]

>>19833728
I would. I've eaten enough animals in life, might as well feed the crows and worms in death. I think it's a little sick how we encase our dead bodies in super thick marble and wood, so as to try to avoid the natural processes

[Anonymous No.19833770]

>>19830477
>I'm a transgender food critic
Don't worry, we know, you don't have to tell us

[Anonymous No.19833774]

>>19831869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeMab9DR0I0

[Anonymous No.19833820]

>>19833766
This, I will for sure become a tree and provide shelter for cute squirrels and birbs

[Anonymous No.19833822]

>>19826680
Is he cooking for an actual giant?

[Anonymous No.19833915]

>>19831191
radioactive isotope with .5% all natural orange juice

[Anonymous No.19834202]

>>19826773
what is chuddie doin there?

[Anonymous No.19834209]

>>19829406
>mmm nice
>hey that looks good
>oh wow that too?!
>ok that's enough
>stop
>please
>jesus christ why
>now you're just fucking with me

every single latino food webm

[Anonymous No.19834224]

>>19833766
>>19833820
I too. I'll be going in the ground raw with my tackle intact as I've opted out of organ donation, just as the great design intended.

[Anonymous No.19834271]

>>19832164
So this is Anri Okita's secret.

[Anonymous No.19834344]

>>19826692
>I like my bread just like my cheese
>blue
That being said, bread is practically mold itself. Pasta will always be the superior wheat product.

[Anonymous No.19834363]

>>19830422
What kind of father produces a son like this?

[Anonymous No.19834404]

>>19830406
zipper tits

[Anonymous No.19834408]

>>19834363
This is the norm within that age bracket now and it is our fault for starting the trend of lusting after femboys ten years ago back on /b/. Bridget coomers did this.

[Anonymous No.19834428]

>>19834408
>ten
Fifteen, maybe more. At least when people jerked off to traps the traps knew they were men.

[Anonymous No.19834480]

>>19825882
That bottle with the foam coming out = my penis cumming inside her.

[Anonymous No.19834663]

>>19834363
that thing never had a real father

[Anonymous No.19834815]

>>19830480
Don't care if he can't cook. He's mad cute, I'd cook for him.

[Anonymous No.19834838]

>>19828310
looks to cold

[Anonymous No.19834899]

>>19832071

lel i like that name. i remember being in middleschool seeing that bein like whoah.

[Anonymous No.19835009]

>>19834815
I'd cook both of you in the camp oven.

[Anonymous No.19835160]

>>19826784
>>19826789

I've spent enough time on this board that I can recognize that retard from webm's even without their face shown.

[Anonymous No.19835179]

>>19825886
>semen swallowers dot com goes for a new record

[Anonymous No.19835182]

>>19830477
If you were a food critic, WHY MAKE IT OBVIOUS WHEN YOU'RE IN THE FUCKING RESTAURANT, YOU DUMB BITCH?

You're supposed to keep a low profile, not be an attention whore and livestream the fucking thing while showing your face.

Food reviewers were way fucking smarter when newspapers were a big source of news.

[Anonymous No.19835222]

>>19835009
Okay edgelord

[Anonymous No.19835229]

>>19831265
Her expression is like "Why Am I with this retard?" so I don't think the dude is a good example.

[Anonymous No.19835320]

>>19826680
I kekked when they threw the big meat patty on the raw bread in slo-mo

[Anonymous No.19835350]

>>19827929
Is this exclusive footage only given to members of the Jackpack?

[Anonymous No.19835478]

>>19826936
>>19826940
>>19826944
>>19826946
>>19826948
>>19826955
>>19826962
Anon I’m begging you please stop posting the exact same webms in the same order every thread I already hate India as it is I don’t need to hate you for making things worse

[Anonymous No.19835483]

>>19835222
Okay faglord

[Anonymous No.19835497]

>>19832384
Knowing most T girls and trans fem people…. Ketamine, not even joking it’s ketamine or some sort of drug

[Anonymous No.19835525]

[Anonymous No.19835548]

>>19826680
STOP STARING AT ME YOU CUNT!!!

[Anonymous No.19835606]

Nice webm thread ya got there.

[Anonymous No.19835641]

>>19835525
Why would anyone watch this? Surely there aren't people who fetishize women eating food, right? Please tell me this isn't a thing

[Anonymous No.19835740]

>>19835641
Their youtube channel has over 2 billion views:

https://www.youtube.com/@KimLizASMR/about

[Anonymous No.19835753]

>>19835740
WHY

[Anonymous No.19835759]

>>19835753
SEKKUSU

[Anonymous No.19835795]

>>19835641
>Surely there aren't people who fetishize women eating food, right?

not those women

[Anonymous No.19835842]

>>19826342

[Anonymous No.19835848]

>>19825885
i fucked a hundred fifty dollar prostitute the behaved twenty times better than this

[Anonymous No.19835900]

>>19835842
STOP POSTING THIS IMAGE
YOU ARE ENDANGERING EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD

[Anonymous No.19836379]

>>19830477
Not even 1 second into the video and it's already spewing out it's a trans*****

[Anonymous No.19836447]

>>19830480
I find this one upsetting, cause i figured with a nice-ish looking place like that, it would be a daddy who's got a stay-at-home twink BF... But the OTHER guy in the relationship is ALSO a cute young twink.
I envy that they have :(

[Anonymous No.19836592]

>>19825882
Great way to use one beer to fill 4 fucking glasses and rip you off. Mmmm ching Chong bonwa I ruvvu the tasteu of foamu

[Anonymous No.19836867]

>>19830810
/pol/cels have a weird obsession with trannies that forces them to spam them to unrelated threads.

[Anonymous No.19837039]

>>19826342
No.

[Anonymous No.19837599]

>>19826342
Ah, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.19837700]

>>19826316
Is this guy a Finn? He looks like it, especially at the end.

[Anonymous No.19837792]

>>19828310
watching it for the first time i always think "ok so he is prepping it to cook since its too cold"
and then he just fucking eats it frozen and cut to strips