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19821291 No.19821291 [Reply] [Original]

>3 oz (90g)
>500 calories
Outback is the enemy of leanness
Is there any way around this?
Surely someone made a low cal alternative to it... right?
I mean, there's a zero cal alternative to sugar, there should be one to mayo.

>> No.19821294

>>19821291
Bloomin Onion Sauce is a better meal replacement than shit like soylent.

>> No.19821298

>>19821291
restaurant food tastes good because they cook and drown everything in fat.

>> No.19821300

>>19821298
Source?

>> No.19821311
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>>19821300
>Source?
yeah, try not being a stupid faggot

>> No.19821315

>>19821298
how come their food isnt covered in grease like when i try at home?

>> No.19821316

>>19821291
There kind of is, the "light" mayos work by mimicking the texture with xanthan gum and shit

>> No.19821320

>>19821315
obviously they aren't cooklets.

>> No.19821391

>>19821320
show me the way

>> No.19821420

>>19821291
>Is there any way around this?
Learn some self-control you fat manchild.

>> No.19821424

>>19821420
I'm 6'1 130lbs

>> No.19821454

>>19821291
mayo is an oil, youre fucked. the closest thing is mustard.

>> No.19821726

>>19821454
why isn't there a 0 calorie oil?

>> No.19821763

>>19821424
Then you wouldn't be complaining about calories.
You're a fat loser, and lying about it isn't helping.

>> No.19822166

>>19821726
they kill you. most zero calorie non foods poison you instead or cause extreme comfort during digestion. finding food or food like content like artificial sugars is way easier to engineer because we have examples in nature. but most examples of oils are actually toxic.

>> No.19823241

>>19821291
It’s gross because horseradish

>> No.19823290

>>19823241
horse radish is the only good thing in it.

>> No.19823304

>>19822166
What's the difference here? Do they kill me one year sooner? Twenty years sooner? Give me a number.

>> No.19823311

>>19823290
Why kill horses for radish you can just grow radishes. Gosh the switch from horse to petrol really fucked this world up

>> No.19823323

>>19823304
basically immediately, try drinking motor oil if you dont believe me, that one might be less lethal than other plant based oils, I imagine you could get increadibly sick from something like drinking orange oil

>> No.19823366

>>19821315
generally? higher cooking temps, emulsification and BUTTER/ghee (tends to glaze/baste the food rather then pool like oils)
plus real deep fryers do an impossibly better job at crisping food than you can in a d.o. at home

>> No.19824278

>>19821763
I see, I'm leaner than you
stat mad fattie