/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19818622]

What are the most jewish foods imaginable?

[Anonymous No.19818628]

>>19818622
Something taken from Russia, Poland, Germany or Arabs but with a different name

[Anonymous No.19818635]

Matzo balls soup? I dunno

[Anonymous No.19818640]

>>19818622
Latkes
Matzoh ball soup
Pastrami sandwiches
Falafel
Gefilte fisch

[Anonymous No.19818656]

>>19818640
>Latkes
Poland
>Matzoh ball soup
Germany
>Pastrami sandwiches
America
>Falafel
Levant
>Gefilte fisch
Poland

[Anonymous No.19818660]

>>19818622
bagels

[Anonymous No.19818661]

>>19818622
Smoked brisket and lox.

[Anonymous No.19818665]

>>19818622
Today the Jews I work with ordered falafel sandwiches from a new place they've been raving about and it was fantastic, never had falafel before.

[Anonymous No.19818670]

>>19818656
Wrong. Now fuck off.

>>19818665
You're welcome goy

[Anonymous No.19818672]

>>19818660
Polish
>>19818661
American and German, respectively

[Anonymous No.19818679]

>>19818672
Poland, America, and Germany would be NOTHING without the massive contributions of jews

[Anonymous No.19818693]

>>19818656
Jews adapted tons of things from local cuisines throughout Europe. That doesn't make it not also Jewish cuisine. And, as for pastrami sandwiches, they've been strongly associated with American Jews since the beginning, they're both American and Jewish cuisine.

>>19818640
Also bagels with lox

[Anonymous No.19818697]

>>19818670
fuck off Moshe

[Anonymous No.19818724]

>>19818672
Polish what nigger? You think just naming countries means anything?

[Anonymous No.19818725]

>>19818622
Cholent, because it doesnt count as cooking on the sabbath if you started cooking it the day before

[Anonymous No.19818772]

>>19818725
that's true though

[Anonymous No.19818774]

>>19818656
>>Matzoh ball soup
>Germany
Retard

[Anonymous No.19818795]

>>19818622
Foreskins

[Anonymous No.19818807]

Bagel, Lox and Cream Cheese

[Anonymous No.19818820]

>>19818795
delicious!

[Anonymous No.19818825]

>>19818656
Dang almost like Jews come from those regions or something, wild.

[Anonymous No.19818865]

>>19818825
Either Jews are indigenous to Israel or they come from Europe.
You can't have it both ways, heeb.

[Anonymous No.19818907]

>>19818865
I feel like they probably come from Afghanistan or some sort of mix of trade route areas between Europe and China, but most people are not ready for that redpill because it also means Jews are white, in the sense that whiteness originated in Afghanistan or more generally in high-elevation south Asia.

[Anonymous No.19818963]

>>19818622
Fresh blood from infant penises

[Anonymous No.19818975]

>>19818724
Bagels are Polish, they were invented by Poles for Poles
>>19818725
Moorish

If there were Jews in Ireland they would take credit for peat

[Anonymous No.19818990]

>>19818672
Ashkenaz Jewish immigrants going into Texas from Germany invented smoked brisket in order to avoid the standard pork. The Mexican barbacoa is a steamed product that's totally apart, and southern barbeque is not made with beef until Jews did it. (although barbecue sauce wasn't developed until much later).

>>19818622
Commercial flat matzo. The original matzo was soft, and virtually identical to Bedouin flatbread. It was only when the industrial revolution happened and Jews migrated into the US that a need for shippable matzo came about. The modern hard cracker matzo is a direct result of this.

On the whole, we're a religious and cultural group that has modified and changed recipes to suit our tastes. Even when we imagine "national" cuisines like German, there's still borrowing. For example, apple cider is known from Spain to England and France. Saurkraut is French, German, and Austrian all at the same time. We are citizens of our countries, and the children of immgrants, not outsiders.

>t. actual Jew, and fuck Israel.

[Anonymous No.19818993]

>>19818975
Wrong. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.19818998]

>>19818990
Nope, Czechs or less likely, Germans in Texas catering to Jewish immigrants

[Anonymous No.19819000]

>>19818865
We're not indigenous to Israel. That's just the latest Israeli BS to excuse land theft. We're also not just from Europe. While the specific Ashkenaz ethnic group is European, Jews as a whole came from all over the place. Even when Rabbinical Judaism was being developed through the composition of the talmudhim, it was by multiple groups transfering ideas via text. Some were in Iran, Israel, Egypt, etc.

The modern state of Israel is in Palestine out of political and religious vanity and British arrogance.

[Anonymous No.19819011]

>>19818679
your ancestors food contributions doesn't outweigh what you have done.

[Anonymous No.19819017]

>>19818993
Anon I don't know what to tell you, but almost all modern bread-making has roots in Polish cuisine
There's even a bread-making term for pre-fermenting dough called "a poolish"
Poland invented the croissant although admittedly France perfected it
The term "the upper crust" comes from a type of Polish bread that was baked in clay pots or cast iron kettles then sliced horizontally
The bottom slice was priced the lowest and the top slice was priced the highest
So only wealthy people bought "the upper crust"

[Anonymous No.19819025]

>>19818998
Wrong. The first Texas brisket was invented by Jews from Germany, as per https://www.texasrealfood.com/promptuary/sausages/smoked-brisket/

[Anonymous No.19819079]

>>19819017
Even if I were to grant that all bread is Polish, a country doesnt have the capacity to act or invent. Looking up the wiki for bagel and seeing "jewish communities in poland" then going "yeah so Polish cause Jews suck!" isnt an argument. Its still Jewish, Poland or not.
You could have said bagels have evidence of being made by Germans far before the juden and you might have had a point though.
Still associated with the juden though, and what anyone here would think of when asked about jewish food. The word bagel is literally yiddish my nigger

[Anonymous No.19819105]

>>19818907
>>19819000
General region yes. That's why Iran and two of the most sacred mosques are on that side of the rivers.

[Anonymous No.19819112]

>>19819025
And it just so happens to be done in the Czech style from a cut of beef with a French name that was popular in French cooking in what is today the CR but jews totally invented it in Texas
OK
>>19819079
By your own citation it was a Polish street food before it became associated with jews
They rename foods and take credit

[Anonymous No.19819116]

>>19818622
(beef) Pastrami.

Basically they stole another culture's food, made it kosher and then claimed it as their own.

[Anonymous No.19819121]

>>19818679
They'd be better.

[Anonymous No.19819124]

>>19818622
consumable oils that don't contribute to health as much as they can benifit soceity if used as light in the darkness after night, multiplying productivity.

[Anonymous No.19819134]

>>19819112
>They rename food and take credit
Ironic considering your posts and what the page actually says.

[Anonymous No.19819138]

>>19819112
They use to sell kolaches here at the local coffee shop and I miss them so much. They had a spicy indian spinach mmmffff

[Anonymous No.19819142]

>>19818907
Isolated collection of villages in the northern area of present day Turkey. The offshoots of the kazars, as they were forcibly banished for banditry and unforgivable incest, turned into the pharisee, edomites, etc over time.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-long-quest-to-find-ashkenaz-the-birthplace-of-yiddish

[Anonymous No.19819147]

>>19819134
I'm French, Polish, and Jewish, and my great-grandfather was in the Wehrmach, thank you very much, I know what I'm talking about

[Anonymous No.19819154]

>>19819147
That might be the shittest appeal to authority I've ever read. Thanks

[Anonymous No.19819155]

>>19819154
Stop being antisemitic

[Anonymous No.19819160]

>>19818622
Eating a burnt cracker that doesn't even have salt and is dry as shit and looks extremely pale because God said no yeast for a month

[Anonymous No.19819164]

>>19819154
What this is 4ch, what TF do you expect
Livin' the dream Stateside, thoever, I got a halfbreed Irish/Algonquin squaw and her roof Korean brothers come at me bro

[Anonymous No.19819170]

>>19818640
>Matzo
>Pastrami
Polish
>Falafel
Turkish
>Gefilte fish
Also polish
But they can keep it since it sucks

[Anonymous No.19819171]

polish food before jews: cabbage with cabbage
polish food after jews: fish, cold cuts, ham, caviar, horseraddish, potato pancakes, dumplings, sour cream

[Anonymous No.19819176]

>>19818825
Dessert demons who refused to assimilate to a single nation or obey the law don't get to claim those nations foods as theirs

[Anonymous No.19819177]

>>19819171
jewish revisionism
never change shlomo

[Anonymous No.19819178]

>>19819155
Digits confirm have a rare
I know I misspelt Wehrmacht but tonight's my Friday night
Sorry if you're not into Pepes

[Anonymous No.19819199]

>>19819112
>czech style
Czechs didn't invent smoked brisket. Herman Jews did. Cope.

>>19819142
The article you posted originated from here:
https://theconversation.com/uncovering-ancient-ashkenaz-the-birthplace-of-yiddish-speakers-58355
The article is over the origin of Yiddish as a language, which is mostly German with Slavic grammar. You just added the freak shit from your own mind.
Why do you lie?

>>19819160
You're supposed to butter it and add herbs. It's also a week.

[Anonymous No.19819202]

>>19818622
choclate coins. Duh.

[Anonymous No.19819216]

>>19819199
(X) Doubt

[Anonymous No.19819222]

>>19819202
He knows.
It's from the old custom of giving charity baskets and monetary gifts on chanukah. The oldest son was supposed to deliver gifts to the needy. Eventually the entire lot of kids did it, and eventually still the kids dipped into the candy. Kids grew up, associated the 8 days with candy and pocket change, and boom - the money is food.

[Anonymous No.19819223]

>>19819199
Neither of them invented fire and steer, that shit's been around since both
When you follow the etymology and the migration of people it's clear

[Anonymous No.19819226]

>>19819199
>jews invented brisket

[Anonymous No.19819247]

>>19818865
European Jews were Ashkenazi and Eurasian. Regardless, Israel is the holy land and home of all Jews, regardless of regional ethnicity. That's why there's also Ethiopians and other people living in Israel, not only Semitic Jews.
I thought this was basic knowledge but I don't suppose you can expect an anti-Semite to have even that. Oh well... carry on. The world sure will after you're left behind in the dustbin of history.

[Anonymous No.19819248]

>>19819202
Chinks are the biggest jews, maoism trannies need to be done with.

[Anonymous No.19819254]

>>19819222
I remember a couple of Jews tipped me with a pile of these one night.
Would have been livid if it wasn't so validating.

[Anonymous No.19819261]

>>19819247
You're not even up to date on your own genocide-justifying propaganda.

[Anonymous No.19819268]

>>19819261
Don't care, all Jews have a home in Israel. And only Jews at that.

[Anonymous No.19819275]

>>19819268
would you welcome converts?

[Anonymous No.19819277]

>>19819247
I'm Jewish and Israel is not my home. My home is Canada. I'm not loyal to, or a part of, some nationalist Orthodox wet dream. Fuck Netanyahu, fuck zionism, and fuck Israel.

>>19819254
Has no one given you candy before?

[Anonymous No.19819279]

>>19819268
Aren't you freaks fleeing Israel at a record pace right now? Who'd have thought it'd be the 110th on the list lol

[Anonymous No.19819281]

>>19819000
>Jews as a whole came from all over the place
you dont though you literally dont come from all over the place youre cannanites descended from nephilim jews dont even refute this if you press them on it you people literally descend from hell but if we have to get technical somewhere in the middle east i really dont care where youre unironically not human, also its even mentioned in the jewish encylopedia that jews are jews you arent anything but jewish and you certainly are not european and have no origin there you guys werent even called jews 175 years ago bibles use to refer to you as judahites and judaeans before that and im sure something else before that
>inb4 youre anti semitic
i have a jew girlfriend and have a jew girl fetish fuck off

[Anonymous No.19819283]

>>19819275
He's not Jewish. He's a right wing dipshit pretending to be Jewish while parroting divisive language that is intended to separate Jewish citizens from non-Jewish citizens.

[Anonymous No.19819285]

>>19819277
>Has no one given you candy before?
Not as a stand in for monetary compensation for a service, no. Makes sense it'd be Jewish in origin, though.

[Anonymous No.19819294]

>>19818656
Why does every thread about jewish food have at least one person who does this
Would you unironically say that hamburgers aren't an "American food" because they were invented in Germany

[Anonymous No.19819297]

>>19819281
you're an angry 14 year old who can't think past his own dick. Turn off the computer, go outside, and touch the grass. Don't eat it or try to fuck it, just get back to reality.

[Anonymous No.19819307]

>>19819294
>why would you care about the actual origin of it?
>oh btw this is all Jewish now because we said so :)
There's no pride in being a filthy Jew.

[Anonymous No.19819317]

>>19819297
You haven't refuted his point at all, Levi. Are you sure it's not you who has a severe lack of understanding of our reality?

[Anonymous No.19819319]

>>19819297
Wow, he btfo you so bad you had to fall back on that deflection your people are so famous for.

[Anonymous No.19819322]

>>19819294
Because the goal of the idiot to say Jews don't belong as citizens to the nations they were born in. If a Jew from Germany invents a new cake, it's German. Jewish people and cuisine isn't even a monolythe. The specific type of Jews we tend to imagine are "Ashkenaz" Jews who developed a unique culture and cuisine via isolation via ghetto laws.
Even out understanding of national cuisine (ei. German, Italian) didn't come about until after the rise of anti-monarchal Republican nationalism in the 1830s. Before this, food and language was super regional, and is to this day across the world. There's even divisions within the Ashkenaz, such as the Gefilte fish line.

[Anonymous No.19819330]

>>19819275
Of course. But only after several rites of passage are fulfilled.
>>19819283
>>19819277
>I'm Jewish and Israel is not my home.
Yet you have a home in Israel too. If you wanted to come, you would be let in, few questions asked so long as you could prove your heritage. Sounds like you agree with me, friend.
>>19819279
What's really funny is that when your world is a smoldering rubble, Israel will remain. As always.

[Anonymous No.19819341]

>>19819330
>Israel will remain
Without foreign aid, your shithole wouldn't last a week. You even have the Samson option lined up because you know full well that's the case. Israel and its subhuman spawn would be nothing without the Western world.
You're welcome, Shekelstein.

[Anonymous No.19819343]

>>19819330
>rites of passage
>Israel will remain as always
>friend
Non-Jew couldn't go two posted without referencing the eternal Jew meme and getting Judaism wrong.

[Anonymous No.19819344]

>>19819330
>Of course. But only after several rites of passage are fulfilled.
do you think most of jews have a similar opinion on converts as you do? i'm interested in judaism but i'm afraid of hostility

[Anonymous No.19819356]

>>19819344
As long as you're looking as non-Orthodox Jews, yes. Judaism is binary in that you're either a Jew, or you're not. There's no such thing as a half Jew, and converts are 100 percent Jewish. But because Judaism has multiple sects (Haredi, conservative, reform, reconstructionist, MO, Samaritan, etc.) and not all Jews see all Jews as Jews (mostly the OJs being assholes), it goes down to being community and congregation specific.

Israel had a iron clad legal filter that meant only Orthodox converts were Jews, which meant 90% of converts were not Jewish. To this day the legal filter is still enforced silently.

The conversion is rabbi specific, and how you convert is a multually decided upon process. It's not standard, but there are trends.

[Anonymous No.19819482]

>>19818656
a dish cannot exist in 2 cuisines at once

[Anonymous No.19819488]

For me it’s boyoz https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyoz#:~:text=Boyoz%20is%20a%20Turkish%20pastry,and%20follows%20the%20original%20recipe.

[Anonymous No.19819491]

>>19819341
If you say so.
>>19819343
I think you're insecure about who you are, you're presenting yourself as "one of the good Jews" as though being Jewish is something to apologize for. To whom, a bunch of 4chan incels? Be better to yourself

[Anonymous No.19819600]

>>19818907
>I feel like
Nope

[Anonymous No.19819606]

>>19819317
Show me where in the incoherent rambling he made one

[Anonymous No.19819660]

>>19818622
>Beat Bobby Flay S24E12
>Two Jews face off to see who gets to challenge Bobby
>Sister beats brother (by (a (nose)))
>Challenges Bobby to make kreplach
>Challenger makes boring traditional kreplach with no innovation or changes
>Basically writes "I'm a Jew" on the plate in kreplach
>Booby's dish is flavorful and shows his technique
>Time to meet our judges
>Two of the judges are Jewish
>Booby loses 2-1
And that was the most Jewish food I could ever imagine.

[Anonymous No.19819694]

>>19819660
that was obnoxiously hard to find almost no piracy streaming service has this awful show
and you failed to mention the jews would be dressed as cats

[Anonymous No.19819701]

>>19818622
I havent read the thread but it’s definitely infant foreskins

[Anonymous No.19819708]

>>19818795
>Foreskin
this is the way

[Anonymous No.19819747]

>>19819660
kek
As shitty and cheap this show is it keeps teaching lessons. There was an episode where the face-off was sepherd's pie. Bobby cooked
separate giga-enhanced components of the pie, then assembled it with a piece of separately baked dough on top. The other guy baked an actual pie that was much more basic in comparison and won.

[Anonymous No.19819759]

>>19819660
this was how nearly every fucking throwdown episode played out. the judges were always locals so of course they're going to pick the local regardless of how good the food actually is.
bobby flay is a dopey fuck up and has fallen upwards his entire career thanks to his sous-chefs making him stand up on a table and dishonoring the japanese

[Anonymous No.19819806]

>>19819708
Are you a bot

[Anonymous No.19819871]

Bugs for goys

[Anonymous No.19819905]

>>19818622
delivery pizza

[Anonymous No.19819907]

>>19819759
Kreplach is such a labor of love that you can rarely find them on a menu.
I liked the episode of Somebody Feed Phil where he gets his Mom to make her Matzo Ball soup for him and then invites Daniel Boulod to come over and try it.

Back when I lived in Miami, going for a drive up the Beach and visiting Wolfie Cohen's Rascal House was my ideal jewish experience because it had it all. Something like 8000 guests daily The bucket on the table with half sour pickle selection...fave was the green tomatoes. The bread basket with the homemade soft and fresh assorted rolls such as onion pockets, chewy rye, challah all so good! Starting with soup, side of chopped liver, and then a nice diner entree like romanian steak or a mile high corned beef sandwich, all the way to divine cheesecake or blintzes is a multi-course feast. Usually, a to go goodie box of dessert tray choices is all that I can handle...rugulah cookies or cheesecake hours later.

[Anonymous No.19819918]

Jewish food is good T B H
>but it's all stolen!
yeah, it's still good.

[Anonymous No.19819927]

>>19818656
>>19819307
>Retard doesn't understand the question
Just shut the fuck up already holy shit.

[Anonymous No.19819979]

>>19818670
he's right tho, sorry

[Anonymous No.19820088]

>>19819907
What's the challah cost?

[Anonymous No.19820132]

There is no such thing as "jewish" cousine.
They are just dishes appropriated from host cultures.

[Anonymous No.19820150]

The true dark secret about Jewish food is it's all rugalech put into different shapes. Any tastes difference is entirely imagined.

[Anonymous No.19820155]

>>19818628
FPBP
there is no such thing as jewish cuisine
they just steal things, which is a jewish trait

[Anonymous No.19820451]

>>19820150
I have not made rugelach in ages. I really should.

[Anonymous No.19820469]

>>19820155
Sigh

[Anonymous No.19821783]

>>19818990
>t. actual Jew, and fuck Israel.

into the oven you go

[Anonymous No.19821828]

>>19818774
Ever wondered why Hitler was so angry at the hebrews? Those eternal ne'er-do-wells yoinked his recipe

[Anonymous No.19821847]

>>19820155
This, they even stole being "jewish". They're khazars, decended from caananites.