/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19801816]

>$10 for a 12 pack
Best beer, best price. No reason to drink anything else. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.19801822]

its pretty good beer if you like shitty beer for dumb gay retards that eat poop and drink pee

[Anonymous No.19801837]

Beer gives you man tits

[Anonymous No.19801842]

>>19801837
So does McDonald's fatso.

[Anonymous No.19801849]

>>19801822
>for dumb gay retards that eat poop and drink pee
no wonder your dads garage fridge is filled to the brim with Yuengling Lager

[Anonymous No.19801878]

Tried it and didn’t care for it I’ll stick to miller high life and sangria mixed with mineral water

[Anonymous No.19801909]

>>19801816
The price is great, the bottle looks cool, the taste is slightly above average, its like a 3.5 out of 5. I like their Black & Tan a lot more.

Coors Banquet, Miller High Life, Old Milwaukee, and Foster's Ale are all lagers around the same price and taste better desu.

But who gives a shit, enjoy your beer anon, cheers!

[Anonymous No.19801914]

>>19801849
>they found out about the fridge

[Anonymous No.19802031]

>24 pack for $16.99
>don't mind if I do

[Anonymous No.19802034]

If you actually want decent southeast Pennsylvania beer

[Anonymous No.19802057]

>>19801816
you can get more than 1.5 times the volume and more than double the alcohol content for the same price with natty daddy

[Anonymous No.19802064]

>>19801909
>Old Milwaukee
the beer of choice for hobos in my neighborhood

[Anonymous No.19802067]

>>19802057
But then you have to stomach natty ice

[Anonymous No.19802118]

>>19802064
Nice, I need to make some new friends.

[Anonymous No.19802191]

5.99 best beer for price

[Anonymous No.19802354]

Man, I could kill an entire temple of Yuenglings.

[Anonymous No.19802401]

$15 for 18 but they only sell it in Oregon, and Washington as far as I'm aware. Wish it came in glass bottles.

[Anonymous No.19802469]

>>19801816
https://youtu.be/pgt-7-YxX2c?si=idPofFU2wCgL0Ifc

[Anonymous No.19802477]

>>19802401
>glass bottles.
Nobody talks about it, but it's the secret shame of the "craft" beer racket, they're happy to charge $10 for a pint of dosed sugar syrup with a "quirky" label, but won't pony up for some moderately civilized glass bottles, instead of BPA-lined alumninum goycans.

[Anonymous No.19802547]

>>19802477
This is a relatively new occurrence. I remember when craft really took off (early aughts in Ohio at least) almost all of it was in bottles. Now the only craft places that use bottles are those who were the forerunners of the movement and everyone else is cans. I remember when I first started seeing craft in cans I actually thought it was novel because I was so used to the bottles.

[Anonymous No.19802557]

>>19802401
Funny Story about ol' Henry Weinhard's

> be me
> 20 years old, in college
> have the hookup at local convenience store
> clerk is my bro and will sell me alcohol under age
> Friday Night
> Gonna get drunk as fuck, probably stoned too
> buy a 12 pack of the sweet nectar that is Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve
> take 12 pack home, roommates are just chillin' playing Halo Reach
> ask if I want to play
> "No thanks, I'm going to work on my piano for a little bit."
> go to room with the Weinhard's
> down like 7 or so within an hour or so
> feelin pretty drunk
> Nice.wav
> GF text, "Hey Anon I just got off work. Want to come over to my place."
> Obviously she wants the D
> she lives LITERALLY in the apartment complex right behind me
> grab the rest of my Henry's and proceed the twenty feet to her apartment
> arrive
> she wants a drink too
> give her a couple of Henry's
> I polish off a few more myself
> not drunk enough
> pop open a bottle of wine
> Her dumpy, dipshit friend called and says she will be over soon
> wut?
> Don't want to dealt with dumpy friend, very drunk as this point
> "Fuck dumpy bitch, I'm going home."
> GF very tipsy at this point, begs me to stay
> notafuckingchance.tar
> GF starts yelling at me
> Start yelling back
> things escalate very quickly, basically in shouting match at this point
> GF calls her mom in drunkin' sadness
> GF's mom is a major cunt, has always hated me
> GF's mom is also a police dispatch in a town 45 min's away
> GF is sobbing to her mom about how horrible I am
> Fuck me, this cunt already hates me, don't add fuel to her fire
> Try to tell GF that his she needs to hang up the phone so we can talk to this out
> no use, she is a really annoying drunk
> flailing my arms, trying to get her to come to her senses and hang up the phone
> she starts screaming saying I am threating her with a wine bottle
> WHAT. THE. FUCK????
1/2

[Anonymous No.19802560]

>>19802547
We remember. Back then it was called "microbrew" and it was the purview of fat boomers in polo shirts with basement train sets and imitation crab meat.

[Anonymous No.19802562]

>>19802401
>>19802557
2/2
> GF's mom says she is calling on the line with dispatch in our University's town
> cops are on the way
> FUCK
> I'm pissed and drunk
> If the cops are coming, fuck it, smash bottle of wine through her front window
> keep the bottle, plenty of wine left
> in retrospect this was a really stupid thing to do
> GF crying even harder
> GF's mom screeching through the phone
> I'm out
> Run out of GF's apartment
> turn left down ally
> Go home?
> no too close to her home, she will send the cops straight there
> decide to just lay low for a while
> walking on street, bottle of wine still in hand
> cops roll up almost immediately
> they are not sure if I'm the person they are looking for
> So drunk I can't walk straight
> ask me who I am and where I am going
> make up some lies
> they don't by it
> throw me in back of car anyway, open container
> drive the 30 feet to GF's apartment, they still need to investigate
> still in back of cop car
> cops ask GF if I'm the guy
> she says, "Yes"
> spend the rest of the night and the next 3 days in jail, until partents can bail me out
> it counted as domestic violence, even though I didn't touch her
> GF files restraining order
> served restraining order in jail
> thanks
> restraining order says I have to be at least 1000 yards away from here at all times
> mfw I live less than 1000 yards from here
> mfw I have to move out of my own home, with all my friends because my GF's cunt mother called the cops on me
> mfw I was on probation for 3 years

Yeah man, Henry Weinhard's great fucking beer.

[Anonymous No.19802565]

>>19802560
> it was the purview of fat boomers in polo shirts with basement train sets and imitation crab meat.
You know it’s much more succinct to just say “it was the purview of based people”

[Anonymous No.19802568]

>>19802562
This would have never happened if you just got some Old Milwaukee instead

[Anonymous No.19802580]

>>19802562
> it counted as domestic violence, even though I didn't touch her
Dude, you threw a bottle of wine through a window. You don't actually have to hurt someone physically to do domestic violence. You were a drunk violent retard, and got what drunk violent retards deserve.

[Anonymous No.19802604]

>>19802477
They probably assume you'll pour it in a glass if you're willing to pay craft prices.

[Anonymous No.19802612]

>>19802568
100% true.

I have not touched a Henry's since.
It's been 13 years now.

[Anonymous No.19802624]

>>19801816
>330ml
lol only girls buy those small bottles here

[Anonymous No.19802642]

>>19802624
330ml are for tucking in your pocket to sneak in places. That is the entire purpose. Nobody buys a 330ml of anything because its such a great deal, they just don't have a hip flask to bring something else.

[Anonymous No.19803107]

>>19802604
I doubt it, they are just saving a buck. I heard a lot of those faggot craft beer companies are starting to go under now.

>>19802624
that's why you drink 12-15 of them, it's called a session beer you hood rat

[Anonymous No.19803171]

lionshead is better and half the price

[Anonymous No.19803356]

>>19802562
>>19802557
Imagine being the anon posting this story and thinking you're in the right for being an aggressive, angry, binge-drinking degenerate POS. You got what you deserved.

[Anonymous No.19803404]

>>19801837
ok. what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.19803528]

>>19801816
>>$10
where?? it's $14 here.

[Anonymous No.19803539]

>>19802191
better beer for a better price

[Anonymous No.19803545]

>>19802067
>have to
get to, you mean

[Anonymous No.19803549]

Pottsville, PA defo got some of that East Palestine nastiness in it's water supply with all the rain clouds that drifted east and dumped that shit. Shan't be drinking Yuengling, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.19803557]

>>19803549
Yuengling is made in other areas besides Pottsville dum dum

[Anonymous No.19803590]

>>19802642
sissy
>>19803107
sissy

[Anonymous No.19803658]

>>19803539
Heartburn in a can.

[Anonymous No.19803847]

>>19802034
i black out on these :(

[Anonymous No.19804455]

>>19803528
24 pack bottles are $20 in MA.

[Anonymous No.19804479]

>>19801816
Stupid chink beer. Fuck you. I only drink American beer.

[Anonymous No.19804490]

>almost 30 beaver bucks for a 12 pack

[Anonymous No.19804512]

Where are you guys living? Around here its 8 for a 12 pack and 20 for a 30 rack

[Anonymous No.19804531]

yingling is full of food coloring

[Anonymous No.19804584]

>>19801816
It used to be but it tastes like piss now. They sold out.

[Anonymous No.19804593]

>>19804479
almost got me

[Anonymous No.19804597]

>>19801816
>Best beer, best price.
Bom ba ba bom ba bom ba bom bom ba ba bom ba ba bom ba ba dang a dang dang Ba ba ding a dong ding blue moon.

[Anonymous No.19804608]

>>19801816
Yuengling is an average cheap lager. It's not actually a good beer; it just gets severely overrated because of the regional pride aspect.

[Anonymous No.19804635]

>>19804597
A very popular beer amongst chicks in the late 2000's, I dislike this orange juice beer desu.

>>19804608
>severely overrated because of the regional pride aspect
Thank you for being honest.

[Anonymous No.19804751]

>>19804597
The only wheat beers I've tried are this and Hoegaarden, and the Hoegaarden was much better

[Anonymous No.19804775]

Best beer, best price

[Anonymous No.19804910]

>>19801822
you're thinking of bud light

[Anonymous No.19807018]

>>19804910
For the first time since the man in a dress incident like 5-6 months ago, I've seen 2 different people buying a 24pk of Bud Light at the store recently. The normies are finally starting to crack and going back to buy their slop, sad.

[Anonymous No.19807038]

>>19807018
They need to be shamed and called faggots publicly

[Anonymous No.19807055]

>>19807018
>The normies are finally starting to crack and going back to buy their slop, sad.
or they're just not a terminally online loser that's up-to-date on what all trannies everywhere are doing right now like you are

[Anonymous No.19807202]

>>19801816
>caramel coloring

[Anonymous No.19807212]

Weihenstaphener is cheap and mogs this shit brutally

[Anonymous No.19807353]

>>19807018
drove through St Louis a week ago and not 2 miles from Anheuser brewery theres a billboard for Modelo being Americas favorite beer. a little chuckle escaped.

[Anonymous No.19807360]

>>19803658
for wussies like you yeah

[Anonymous No.19807366]

>>19802562
>I have to move out of my own home, with all my friends because my GF's cunt mother called the cops on me
Bruh

[Anonymous No.19807433]

My state has a good craft lager for ~$15 for a 12 pack, so I drink that.

[Anonymous No.19807460]

>>19807433
>craft beer
just a marketing term, it literally means nothing, you can say that Miller High Life is craft beer from your state if you're from Wisconsin

[Anonymous No.19807482]

>>19807460
"Okay"

[Anonymous No.19807483]

Sure if you live one of the most boring areas in America. I do like it though and wish it was available in Colorado

[Anonymous No.19807981]

>>19801909
Miller high life is fine but the rest of those beers are shit compared to Yuengling
>>19802034
They make a lot of shitty IPAs but Golden Monkey is one of my go tos. Delicious, 9% and cheap enough.

[Anonymous No.19807990]

>>19807212
True but it's not as cheap as Yuengling. Weihenstephaner is supremely based though

[Anonymous No.19808037]

>>19807460
False. You can only call your beer Craft if you are certified by the Independent Craft Association, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit whose executive director gets a $500k/year salary. Brewers pay a lot of money for an Independent Craft adjudicator to certify their Raspberry Donut Cheesecake Stout as Kraft Kosher™. It's a gruelling process, with inspectors evaluating such Craft factors as:
>How many Ukrainian flags do you have on your website?
>Did you change your Twitter avatar to a rainbow flag every June for the past five years?
>Have your brewers committed to "punching Nazis" with a selfie at an urban Crossfit gym?
>Most importantly: are you COMMITTED to following r/Beer's latest meme, regardless of centuries of brewing tradition and basic good taste?
That's how you get CRAFT CERTIFIED®, just like Sam Adams, which was the official LGBTQMAP beer sold at all Biden fundraisers, until Bud Light stole their thunder.

[Anonymous No.19808080]

Is it yung-ling or ying-ling?

either way I just cracked open a tall boy of it kek

[Anonymous No.19808085]

>>19808080
ying ling

[Anonymous No.19808445]

>>19801837
Anything high carb gives you man tits dumbass.

[Anonymous No.19808455]

>>19804597
dont listen to them anon this beer is great

[Anonymous No.19808460]

>>19804597
if this were steele reserve it'd be the best post i've seen today

[Anonymous No.19808463]

>>19807981
Actually no, you're shit

[Anonymous No.19808469]

I can get 12 tall boys of Banquet for $12, and it's higher ABV than Yuengling.

[Anonymous No.19808517]

>>19801816
I'm in utah so this isn't even an option but I've been wanting to try it for a long while.
In the meantime I just drink Pabst. Is yuengling that much better

[Anonymous No.19808959]

>>19801816
For me, it's Genesee Cream Ale. $17 for a 30 pack at my local grocery. It's not the best beer but it's cheap and refreshing and a great lawn mowing beer. It used to be 2.99 for a six pack of 16 ounce cans back 2011. College was the best.

[Anonymous No.19808968]

>>19808517
Yuengling is probably the best mass market beer available. You guys out west are missing out. I remember when we finally got it in Ohio and it was a big deal at bars. People used to drive to PA or WV to stock up.

[Anonymous No.19808972]

>>19801816
I spent $170 on beer this weekend.

[Anonymous No.19808979]

>>19808972
Sounds like you spent money on friends. I wouldn't just call that beer

[Anonymous No.19808983]

>>19808968
Everyone is missing out.
It's not the same as it used to be. It's syrup trash now.
t. WVer

[Anonymous No.19809126]

>>19808080
the ue is a replacement for ü, which is pronounced somewhere between oo and ee.

[Anonymous No.19809315]

>>19802057
Hows the navy treating ya, Di?

[Anonymous No.19809496]

>>19804597
This is what I drink when I'm feelin' classy.

[Anonymous No.19809504]

>>19804775
*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.19809509]

>>19801816
That's the darkest lager I've ever seen. They were going to bring it to Wisconsin but then (((something))) happened in 2019...

[Anonymous No.19809526]

>>19809509
Food coloring will do that to a beer

[Anonymous No.19810596]

>>19801822
Scatanon is on one today, almost every thread has some sort of shit and piss related comment, please seek help

[Anonymous No.19810674]

>>19808463
No u

[Anonymous No.19810869]

>>19801816
always assumed this stuff was made by some Chinese family in San Francisco or something
weird that it's not

[Anonymous No.19811842]

>>19802067
I'm starting to like it better than Pabst.

[Anonymous No.19811877]

>>19811842
Pabst is my favorite

[Anonymous No.19811882]

>>19802067
They're not the same. Natty Ice is like 5.9% ABV. Natty Daddies are 8%

[Anonymous No.19811894]

>>19811882
Fun story about the Natty Daddy

>move into an apartment with a roommate I didn't know
>first night he's getting fucked up on Natty Daddies
>next night he got paid and sat around railing coke and playing Call of Duty all night while drinking Miller High Life
>Found out he was a huge alcoholic
>Every weekend after he'd get paid he'd spend the whole weekend drinking, snorting coke, and playing Call of Duty
Overall he was a solid 8/10 roomie

[Anonymous No.19811923]

>>19811877
They're both decent for cheap beers.

[Anonymous No.19812416]

>>19811894
>Fun
no
>story
kind of

[Anonymous No.19812437]

>>19803539
Never seen it in my area, upstate NY. I remember seeing on mad men the episode where don is trying to build a playhouse and gets hammed on the hamms

[Anonymous No.19812882]

>>19802191
>not 50
nuCanadian detected

[Anonymous No.19812896]

>>19803590
We have a little thing called 'bourbon' for when we wanna get blitzed in as few drinks as possible. High proof in a beer is for faggots because they want to sit nursing a single pint for a half hour pretending to be a barfly.

[Anonymous No.19812903]

>>19804608
I drink it because it's family-owned and the owners behave like normal people rather than psycho larping political activists.

[Anonymous No.19812907]

>>19809504
Those bellbottoms still fit you?

[Anonymous No.19812980]

Any Lidl Chads here?

[Anonymous No.19812984]

>>19812882
Fuck I miss Labatt 50. It was my grandpas favourite beer, I haven't been able to find it anywhere in SK the past few years.

[Anonymous No.19813012]

>>19802067
Natty Ice is actually good

[Anonymous No.19813013]

>>19812882
I'm from east coast US motherfuckin A. Ya filthy canuck

[Anonymous No.19813241]

>>19801816
Ive been drinking margaritas using the same Solana blanco for the last month. Im not paying for beer ever again. Gonna look up more mixed drinks down the road.

[Anonymous No.19813903]

>>19813013
So then why the fuck are you drinking the leaf equivalent to Budweiser? The only reason to ever drink Labatts is if you are a Canadian patriot and the American imports are too expensive.

[Anonymous No.19814274]

I like Guinness but it's too expensive to buy frequently. There any good budget alternative in the US?

[Anonymous No.19814293]

>>19814274
Lol, no. Not at all. Wait until the 8 pack of Guinness cans are BOGO. Which they are all the time.

[Anonymous No.19814297]

>>19814293
Damn. The closest I've found was Yuengling Black and Tan which is what I usually get, but it's not really the same thing.

[Anonymous No.19814313]

>>19802562
It rooting for you until you acted like the irish potato nigger that you are.

[Anonymous No.19814480]

>>19814274
You're getting Extra Stout and not the nitroshit in the cans, right?

[Anonymous No.19814567]

>>19801822
This is a bot comment.

[Anonymous No.19814572]

>>19802191
Sorry, the KING has now arrived.

[Anonymous No.19814705]

>>19814480
Usually. Sometimes the nitro in a bottle when the extra isn't available