ITT: good food that pretentious snobs hate

[Anonymous No.19790517]

[Anonymous No.19790521]

>eating literal slop

[Anonymous No.19790530]

>>19790517
>pretention is bad
about what I would expect from a 'Hungry-Man' devourer

[Anonymous No.19790536]

>>19790521
>>19790530
>Why yes, I must only eat and prepare the finest of cuisines, otherwise you are uncivilized. Fortunately, I am an intellectual!

[Anonymous No.19790540]

>>19790536
There are no good microwave meals.

[Anonymous No.19790546]

>There are no good microwave meals

[Anonymous No.19790548]

>>19790536
There's nothing wrong with fruit, vegetables, legumes, nuts, fresh fish or simple pork cutlets. There's also nothing wrong with drinking water.

What you posted there is cancerous horse shit though.

[Anonymous No.19790564]

>>19790536
>Why yes, I must only eat and prepare the finest of cuisines, otherwise you are uncivilized. Fortunately, I am an intellectual!
this, but unironically

[Anonymous No.19790587]

>What you posted there is cancerous horse shit though

[Anonymous No.19790623]

I wouldn't trust a man that has never been desperate enough to nuke a pock (what my friends and I call a hot pocket)

[Anonymous No.19790631]

>>19790623
>nuke a pock (what my friends and I call a hot pocket)
How old are you? 12?

[Anonymous No.19790656]

>>19790631
I'm 24 but borderline brain-dead with an IQ of about 79

[Anonymous No.19790665]

Frozen thin crust spinach pizza is high class

[Anonymous No.19790670]

>>19790540
Yeah that's why you cook it in an oven.

[Anonymous No.19790671]

the boneless chicken hungry man was one of my favorites but the chicken pieces have shrunk at LEAST 60% from when i was a kid/teen

[Anonymous No.19790679]

>>19790671
Have they or did you just get bigger.

[Anonymous No.19790682]

>>19790631
Older than you, junior

[Anonymous No.19790688]

>>19790679
you cant fool me shekelstein
remove that shitty brownie sludge and in return add more potato or some gravy

[Anonymous No.19791491]

>>19790517
now post what it actually looks like when you open the thing

[Anonymous No.19791505]

>>19790546
>heating plastic in an oven
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[Anonymous No.19791517]

>>19791505
Was for
>>19790670

[Anonymous No.19791527]

>>19790517
>ITT: good food that pretentious snobs hate
dude I read the ingredients once and went "NOPE"

[Anonymous No.19791604]

>>19790517
Hungry Man is based.
>Hamburger Helper
>On-Cor frozen "family" meals
>every canned food in existence
>instant mashed potatoes
>boxed mac and cheese
>those shitty $1 ($1.30 with inflation) refrigerated burritos
>hotdogs fresh off six hours on the roller
>gas station pump cheese
>every boxed imported Aldi food
>Chef Boyardee
>Wolf chili
I can keep going. Who all wants to come over to my place and feast? We need a /ck/ meet-up.

[Anonymous No.19791752]

>>19791604
>We need a /ck/ meetup
Every single dish would have cum in it.

[Anonymous No.19791759]

Gordon Ramsays Fresh Frozen Brown Slop.

[Anonymous No.19791776]

>>19790665
A fellow Canuck.

Yeah that pizza tastes good, but canada's frozen pizzas are NOTHING compared to the States's pizzas, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.19791783]

>>19791604
I eat half the flavors of chef out the can cold and I make poverty burritos out of wolf chili and jar "cheese product"

[Anonymous No.19791792]

>>19790517
At least eat Hungry Man selects.

[Anonymous No.19791807]

>>19790517
I swear they used to not be a shitty as they are now. These things are literal soggy sludge now, from the meat to the chicken to even the veggies that look like a dog threw up

[Anonymous No.19791874]

>>19791776
we have better chips and chocolate bars though

[Anonymous No.19792055]

>>19791505
What about the frozen meals that come in cardboard bowls

[Anonymous No.19792063]

>>19791759
LOL let me guess, 8 bucks?

[Anonymous No.19792076]

>>19791776
I agree everything is better in Quebec, hell you don't even have any culture.

[Anonymous No.19792077]

>>19790656
got be beat by one point you smart son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.19792082]

>>19791505
Aren't pretty much all frozen food trays paper now? And if you're that worried about it you can probably pop the frozen food out of the tray and into a ceramic dish or something and bake it in that.

[Anonymous No.19792084]

home chef is pretty good

[Anonymous No.19792092]

>>19792076
Yes, settle in for the night with a nice Kraft dinner and a tasty Pizz.

[Anonymous No.19793032]

>>19790517

my old man used to stock the freezer with these.
they're kind of like the depressing boomer working man's dinner.

[Anonymous No.19793053]

>>19790665
>>19791776
>>19791874
>>19792076
Born in Mississauga, raised in Vancouver, lived in Toronto. Just moved to Chicago 6 months ago. We Canadians have no conception of god-tier goyslop. The amount of cheap garbage food here is just insane. It's even better when you go to the south.

[Anonymous No.19793069]

>>19793053
Yeah I went to Florida this summer and I remarked I'd easily be 15 lbs heavier if I lived in the States. The slop is delicious but unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.19793072]

>>19793053
Bienvenidos. What's your go-to 'Go Slop? Are we talking just, you've never seen the frozen foods section of an American grocery store? Or do you have some spots in mind? Check out Red Hot Ranch, though I'll take recommendations.

[Anonymous No.19793154]

>>19792092
>>19793053
>>19793069
>>19792076
JUST SHOW THE RECEIPTS

[Anonymous No.19793312]

>>19790517
This stouffers shit is about the most nasty shit on the planet.

[Anonymous No.19793551]

>>19791604
all of the imported german aldi food actually is fucking good and super cheap for some reason

[Anonymous No.19793589]

>>19790530
>pretention is bad
"pretention" is not a word.
Pretentiousness literally is bad. Pretending not to be a retarded slob just makes you a dishonest retarded slob.

[Anonymous No.19793688]

>>19790517
Behold the oncor salisbury steaks

[Anonymous No.19793763]

>>19793589
You sound like a pathetic chud. Would be hilarious to see some kick your fucking ass.

[Anonymous No.19793796]

>>19792063
All that blond hair dye and perms ain't cheap.

[Anonymous No.19793868]

>>19790536
If you're going to eat cheap slop, then make it on your own, instead of being a lazy fatfuck and buy goyslop.

[Anonymous No.19793869]

Pizza rolls pretty good tho frfr no cap

[Anonymous No.19793884]

>>19793868
Explain yourself faggot, what is "goyslop?"

[Anonymous No.19793888]

>>19790665
Stop, this used to be one of my mom's go-to lazy meals when I was a kid and it was nasty. Even when she put extra cheese on it, it still wasn't good

[Anonymous No.19793896]

Just a humble can of beefarooni

[Anonymous No.19793924]

>>19793896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDoKrc5K08

[Anonymous No.19793947]

>>19793924
That kid has good taste

[Anonymous No.19793992]

>>19790517
Hamburgler Helper, Strokenoff

[Anonymous No.19793994]

>>19793896
Beefaroni is better than a redbull. Literally gives me wings.

[Anonymous No.19794014]

>>19793994
Yeah, anything is better than a redbull.
A green monster with a spring roll hits the spot.

[Anonymous No.19794179]

>>19793992
Cheeseburger Mac is better

[Anonymous No.19794184]

>>19790517
What about Hungry-Mom? Did they forget about her again??

[Anonymous No.19794195]

>>19790517
Non-KFC fried chicken goyslop is better than chicken cooked any other way. In fact most goyslop is good except for taco bell.

[Anonymous No.19794239]

>>19794179
Is one pound of ground best or should it two packs of the cheeseburger mac? Thing is I can pull a pound of beef from my freezer, however I dont know the amounts.

[Anonymous No.19794248]

>>19794184
That remindes me of some dog food commercial, also human food. hungry man, look it up.

[Anonymous No.19794250]

>>19794239
every single hamburger helper requires just one (1) lb of ground beef

[Anonymous No.19794251]

>>19794250
Thanks, fair enough.

[Anonymous No.19794372]

>>19794250
I put that on my shopping list.
Good times were had by all...

[Anonymous No.19794387]

>>19790517
That name has lead to a lot of unsatisfactory meals because my mom and sister think it's some how provide satiety.
When I was a teen they would grab one, now if I'm staying over for the holidays or when on road trips with them they'll grab a Hungry-Man because of the name and I'm like thankful they're thinking of me and looking out for me but you could have bought something better for about the same price.

[Anonymous No.19794419]

>>19794184
Hahahhaa, her worries is how is she going to clean that up. Good luck bitch.

[Anonymous No.19794528]

I think that its weird that nobody's mentioned chicken nuggets yet.

[Anonymous No.19794756]

>>19794528
I find it quite strange that nobody has mentioned that you come across like a weakling who would easily get his fucking pansy ass kicked

[Anonymous No.19794781]

Perfect meal to stave off depression

[Anonymous No.19794809]

>>19794387
jesus christ your mom and sister must think so little of you if they buy you that shit

[Anonymous No.19794857]

>>19790517
For me, it's gotta be the spicy chicken patty meal. Shit hits the spot.

[Anonymous No.19795424]

>>19794781
The family fried chicken meal was completely flavorless, I was pissed.

[Anonymous No.19795533]

>>19790536
this but 100% unironic
imagine supporting and propping up the modern day industrialized diet machine

[Anonymous No.19795596]

>>19790521
The guy that post these kind of comments drink beer and see no problem with it.

[Anonymous No.19795625]

If you want to catch some hell pull out the tater tots, chicken and some beers. That's guaranteed to piss of bitches.

[Anonymous No.19795636]

>>19790517
Those taste great but they're goyslop. Look at the ingredients, they contain soy.

[Anonymous No.19795664]

I do not care how many times you try to scare me from eating it. I do not care that their nuggets are made of jizz-looking sludge. I do not care if Jamie Oliver exposes them for making their burgers out of roadkill skunk. I will keep eating it and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.19795688]

>>19790517
This is actual goyslop and not a misuse of the term like how retards use it 90% of the time.

I grew up poor but we still (almost) always cooked our own food from proper ingredients.

[Anonymous No.19795727]

>>19795664
You consider being told the facts aboutwhat you are eating as them trying to scare you, you are truly lost.

[Anonymous No.19795789]

>>19794781
no, those are the perfect meal to have during depression

[Anonymous No.19796340]

>>19794809
Your mom.and sister think very highly of me, mainly my penis

[Anonymous No.19796846]

>>19794756
I find it quite strange that you're a fag that's projecting because you've been fucked in the ass by your butt buddies so many times.

[Anonymous No.19796879]

>>19790517

[Anonymous No.19796917]

>>19796846
Sure thing. The hilarious thing is, I could easily grip you up by your throat and slam your weakened body down into the dirt, snapping your fucking spine in half

[Anonymous No.19796920]

>>19790517
Microwaved meals kept me fed when I was on a budget and didn't have the time or energy to make my own meals all the time. Hungry Man is pretty high tier just because they typically give very generous serving sizes for the price. Their Mexican meals are pretty damn good. The top tier microwaved food is probably lasagna, specifically Stouffer's lasagna. That stuff fills you up like no other microwaved meal can. The times I saw that on sale I'd just buy as many as my fridge could hold. And of course you have microwaved pizzas, and those are typically really good as well. My local grocery store had an in-house brand that was dirt cheap and really rather good.

[Anonymous No.19796966]

>>19790536
>Being intelligent and making good choices BAD
>Being a retard and filling your body with literal garbage GOOD

[Anonymous No.19797180]

>>19793763
You sound like you're 5'3 and can't even jog a quarter mile. you're welcome to come try headbutt my ass

[Anonymous No.19797315]

>>19793884
nta, but mass produced and cheap consumer products with little to no nutritional value that is made specifically to feed the masses of a population.

[Anonymous No.19797400]

>>19794184
You just know she did this on purpose for Reddit points

[Anonymous No.19797496]

>>19797400
The cat?

[Anonymous No.19797595]

>>19797180
Hey Trumpster, heard your favorite felon is doing a rally tonight? Why don't you hang out with your little nazi buddies on /pol/ and stay the fuck off this board?

[Anonymous No.19797605]

>>19796879

[Anonymous No.19797614]

>>19797605
Kek

[Anonymous No.19797714]

Would you, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.19797726]

>>19797714
Looks like rat shit on top

[Anonymous No.19797795]

[Anonymous No.19797852]

>>19797795
>Fagg Chili
Dead giveaway of a homosexual. I have had to break so many faggot's necks and everytime after I slammed their head into the cupboard, a can of this shit was always behind it.

[Anonymous No.19797857]

[Anonymous No.19798323]

God tier

[Anonymous No.19798401]

>>19798323
prime euro sloppa

[Anonymous No.19799126]

>>19797714
mega kek

[Anonymous No.19799216]

>>19794756
kid mad lol

[Anonymous No.19799224]

>>19797852
Why are you hanging around so many faggots

[Anonymous No.19799243]

>>19790517
These are better than they have any right to be

[Anonymous No.19799259]

>>19792084
I did this for about 4 weeks. The meals were fine from what I recall and I even saved some of the recipes, but what pissed me off to the point of unsubscribing was the bullshit "20-30 minutes" prep time it would say, and it end up taking a fucking hour even when I was moving like the Flash on crack. The whole point of me ordering these meal preps were to save time, but now I have to commit to using them all before anything goes bad, which means a week of 60+ minutes of cooking a day, whereas I would just fixing something very quick otherwise. And some of the directions like
>heat oil on the stove for 5 minutes until sizzling hot
Was just straight up insane nonsense.

[Anonymous No.19799414]

>>19790517
When I was a kid, chicken and cheese microwave burritos were both delicious and affordable. Now they're shit
When I was living alone, I used to enjoy Singapore Noodles from Aldi even though they were basically nutritionally bankrupt, now they're too expensive for what they are
I don't really eat much frozen processed food but I love to freeze up pork loin and defrost it when I need it. Even week old defrosted pork loin is still better than most frozen slop.

[Anonymous No.19799839]

>>19790665
the ristorante pizzas are awful

[Anonymous No.19800010]

>>19790665
got to respect how they don't even try to make the picture on the box look appetizing

[Anonymous No.19800043]

>>19790517

[Anonymous No.19800047]

>>19790665
Literally one of the worst frozen pizzas you can buy and its not even cheap

[Anonymous No.19800048]

>>19790517
>good food that pretentious snobs hate
You can even make hamburgers out of them, if it were possible to make a hamburger with ham in it.

[Anonymous No.19800049]

>>19790540
What about popcorn?

[Anonymous No.19800104]

>>19794179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wlZd9YSuDg

[Anonymous No.19800280]

>>19790530
>pretention
Pretense.

[Anonymous No.19800657]

>>19800043
My man. Sometimes you just want fast and tasty, and that's okay.

[Anonymous No.19800679]

>>19799243
Devours are my all time favorite. Anytime they're on sale for $3.00 I'll stock up

[Anonymous No.19800885]

>>19797605
topkek

[Anonymous No.19802263]

>>19792063
They're like 5 and some change, which is still bullshit. Apparently the risotto and shepherds pie one are good, but still it ain't 5 dollars good.

[Anonymous No.19802277]

>>19791759
looks like he shat and vomited into a plastic bowl

[Anonymous No.19802284]

>>19793688
I moved to a western state that had On Cor brand stuff and their dish that's essentially 6 McRib patties is convenient as fuck if your in a pinch for time for work breakfasts/lunches and buy a 6 pack of sub rolls. I know they have a chicken patty dish that's similar that would probably also work out for "Oh shit" meals if you get the buns for them.

[Anonymous No.19803200]

nuking a pock

[Anonymous No.19804158]

>>19797605
Tofu is a healthy traditional food. The fermentation removes phytoestrogens and makes the protein more digestible. East Asians have been eating it since the middle ages and it doesnt hurt them. Dont get it mixed up with globohomo goyslop

[Anonymous No.19805583]

Bump.

[Anonymous No.19805931]

>>19793688
nice dubs

I've used those as basically burger patties before. Put 'em on a hoagie and dress appropriately (I did pickles, mustard and hot sauce).

Good ol' Garbage Burgers

[Anonymous No.19805936]

>>19793312
i made the mistake of buying stouffer brand french bread pizza recently, it really was terrible. seemed impossible to get a crisp crust and it had the texture of lasagna almost

[Anonymous No.19805959]

This is superior microwave food!

[Anonymous No.19805962]

Picked up one of these salmon boys from the heb because it was on sale for $6 from 8.50.
Pesto sauce wasn't bad, and with a salad on the side I was whelmed, took even less time in the oven than a hot pocket to boot.

[Anonymous No.19805965]

>>19805962
Have you tried the HEB tamales?

[Anonymous No.19805971]

>>19805962
Oops, forgot the pic, but my salmon piece was a more squared.
>>19805965
No, I keep seeing them but have not taken the plunge.

[Anonymous No.19805976]

>>19805971
Looks surprisingly delicious.

[Anonymous No.19806063]

>>19790536
>gif
>one frame
...I...Anon...I...

[Anonymous No.19806109]

>>19797605
Well done.
>His GIMP-Fu is almost perfected Master, what shall we do?
>Fear not, young acolyte...We need not worry until his drop shadow is strong and the reposts are many..
SAVED!

[Anonymous No.19806121]

>>19805959
Except for the Del Monte that's all very suspicious looking.

[Anonymous No.19806123]

>>19797852

[Anonymous No.19806186]

>>19790540
A potato, nigga.

[Anonymous No.19806202]

>>19802277
The most amazing bowel movement, incredible.

[Anonymous No.19806295]

>>19790517
I've never eaten a good TV dinner. A can of tuna plain tastes better than this turbo-goyslop

[Anonymous No.19806496]

>>19797595
Holy shit. This is the most soyfagotty reply I've seen all month

[Anonymous No.19806499]

>>19797852
Mike V? Is that you, you little faggot? Getting wallowed out then slamming the dude's head into a cupboard doesn't make you any less of a queer.

[Anonymous No.19806531]

>>19794781
Absolute trash when you can just make spaghetti yourself, save money, and it takes just about as much time and yet you'd be eating a much, much better meal. Spaghetti also takes zero skill to make so you don't even have that excuse.

[Anonymous No.19806761]

>>19790679
shrinkflation is an observable and provable concept, jew

[Anonymous No.19806786]

>>19797726
closer to rabbit. rat shit is pretty big
t. have pet rats

[Anonymous No.19806799]

>>19792082
gee anon i wonder what they do with the paper to make it not catch fire!

[Anonymous No.19806803]

>>19804158
are there any exceptions like store tofu vs toko tofu or something? Im sure there is some way the food industry would ruin it and somehow make it have extra phytoestrogens or add asbestos powder instead or some shit

[Anonymous No.19807238]

>>19797714
For the memes? Yes.

[Anonymous No.19808514]

>>19802263
>still it ain't 5 dollars good.
what else do you expect a handy from gordon

[Anonymous No.19808635]

>>19805936
>he put it in the microwave

[Anonymous No.19808666]

>>19790536
>portraying your opponents as wealthy sophisticates who have not only the knowledge to prefer excellent things to mediocre things, but also the means to acquire them.
I don't think you're just pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.19809076]

>>19806121
I thought the same, I highly recommend the beef, both varieties, they are excellent!

[Anonymous No.19809733]

>>19794781
Awenstly, with some Pepsi cola and some Wendy’s Chili? Wheel talk.

[Anonymous No.19809744]

>>19790517
I like the "Devour" meals.

[Anonymous No.19810098]

>>19790517
This shit is so good

[Anonymous No.19810102]

[Anonymous No.19810107]

>>19793312
Those smell like diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.19810219]

I mean homemade is the best but I'd take this over any boxed mac and cheese in the pantry

[Anonymous No.19810282]

Safeway gave me one for free a few months ago. The corn and mash were absolutely horrid and the meatloaf too sweet.
Wish I'd liked it because it'd be nice to keep some frozen ready meals on hand for when no one feels like cooking but that I've was fucking awful, sorry.
Potpies are good, tho. And weirdly, Safeway's own brand frozen pizza is good, too.

[Anonymous No.19810287]

>>19793312
I had a friend when I was in highschool in the US whose parents are on the lower end of US upper class and he subsisted on this shit almost exclusively. It smells awful.

[Anonymous No.19810293]

>>19802284
Howdy.
I'm >>19810282
I do actually quite like the rib patties. Long sliced pickle, Hawaiian long roll and chopped onion and it's pretty decent. It's slop but it's not pretending to be anything else so I don't mind it.

[Anonymous No.19810329]

>>19793072
I was in Raleigh last week and Waffle House alone was incredible slop. Here in Chicago we have Harold's Chicken. It's not particularly good but it's cheap

[Anonymous No.19810892]

I’m dating a Michelin star sous chef, and after a long shift at work, sometimes she’ll come home and literally just heat this shit up with a little bit of Dijon mustard and some sautéed onions. Idk how she does it, but somehow it comes out tasting like something you’d spend $20 on at a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.19810908]

>>19810892
lol
One of my good friends is an award winning chef herself and she does all sorts of things with prepackaged foods at home. The way she makes instant mac is kind of risotto-like, for example. As the pasta is boiling, she kneads the butter with the cheese powder, peas or chopped spinach and some additional shredded cheese then drains the pasta and simply whips it with the butter mixture, no added milk.
We have a saying in my country about the shoemaker's kids going barefoot and her diet at home really reminds me of it.

[Anonymous No.19811048]

>>19800043
>Rustlers
>literally flavorless
>cost is equivalent to McDonald's (in the UK at least)
>have to refrigerate it too
Why would you ever buy this shit when there's McDonald's? I guess fatties are too lazy to even get McDonald's and just grab whatever looks appealing on their supermarket shopping spree

[Anonymous No.19811128]

>>19808666
nice try Satan

[Anonymous No.19811269]

>>19797714
Is snob just used to describe anybody who has a palate? I eat those frozen White Castle burgers all the time, but I also like putting a couple hours into making a good proper meal once in a while. Does that make me a snob? I don’t get it. If you just wanna eat dog shit every day, sure. I do it most of the time too. That doesn’t mean people who spend time making good food are pretentious.

[Anonymous No.19811518]

>>19793312
2. Pour ingredients left in wrap onto pizza

[Anonymous No.19811537]

>>19794781
For me, it’s the salisbury steak meal. I grab them as easy office lunch when I don’t feel like meal prepping. I was so pissed when they stopped being a dollar.

[Anonymous No.19812340]

>>19811048
>>literally flavorless
not really though is it

[Anonymous No.19812644]

>>19811537
It's still far cheaper by weight than McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.19812784]

>>19811537
>>19794781
sup wingsofredemption

[Anonymous No.19812801]

>>19812784
Get Wendy's chili and drive directly to KFC for a gallon of fresh Pepsi.

[Anonymous No.19814140]

>>19790671
>get the boneless chicken one
>shove that shit into the oven to get it nice and crispy, even if it takes exponentially longer to cook compared to just microwaving it

[Anonymous No.19814206]

>>19790517
After shit hits the fan I will sit in my basement and eat these cold out of the package. Snobs will starve.

[Anonymous No.19814374]

>>19800043
If I eat two of these I feel all jacked up and sick, wtf is wrong with me anons?

[Anonymous No.19814699]

[Anonymous No.19815148]

>>19802284
The chicken patties are decent. They're stuffed with "cheese." Pretty decent as far as sloppa goes.

[Anonymous No.19815150]

>>19805959
The Bob Evans mashed potatoes are surprisingly good.

[Anonymous No.19815309]

>>19790517
>Generously spray cooking sheet with oil
>Spread on fries, and spray again
>Season generously with seasoning salt
>bake for a while
>In the last 15 minutes or so, throw in the fish and spray the top with oil
>cook until the fish is hot all the way through, a bit crispy on the bottom, and still soggy on top
>mix 1:1 pure horseradish and ketchup for the fish, and plain ketchup for the fries
>HUGE glass of ice cold whole milk for the beverage

This is a meal I hide from everyone I know, but I love it so much. Haven't had it in well over a year, and never eat it regularly, but it is my most scrumptious treat.

[Anonymous No.19815397]

>>19790540
idk the lamb curry from last night was good microwaved

[Anonymous No.19815398]

>>19805971
this is about the bar for supper meals

[Anonymous No.19815405]

>>19815309
"spray" oil?

[Anonymous No.19815424]

>>19799243
I've never seen these. Where are they sold?

[Anonymous No.19815539]

>>19793763
>>19797595
Week old conversation but the fact you need to noose remains

[Anonymous No.19815598]

>>19806799
…they broil it?

[Anonymous No.19815619]

Frozen dinners and stuff are actually pretty expensive, dont fill me up and are basically just sodium infused lard. Its cheaper to just actually cook stuff.

[Anonymous No.19815726]

>>19791604
>Hamburger Helper
>based
probably the worst food take I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.19815741]

>>19815726
Underage b&.

[Anonymous No.19815793]

>>19790517
post what it look like when you cook it and tell me it's anything but slop

[Anonymous No.19815927]

>>19815793
6'2. 235 pounds.

[Anonymous No.19816125]

>>19791759
Fucking oof!
Marco is looking tame with the whole Knorr thing right about now.

[Anonymous No.19816128]

Got me one of these bad boys, gonna make a McRib. HYPE!

[Anonymous No.19816140]

>>19790665
Just buy a good frozen pizza and put spinach on it before you cook it.

[Anonymous No.19816329]

>>19790546
I look like this and often say this

[Anonymous No.19817124]

>>19790665
This is one of the most revolting things I've ever eaten

[Anonymous No.19817135]

>>19791759
That soup should be drier...

[Anonymous No.19817139]

>>19817124
Tried it out of morbid curiosity once.
It's edible. Kinda like a very dry chocolate cake.

[Anonymous No.19817161]

>>19814206
these are so good but aren't they almost 2€ now? it's barely a whole meal

[Anonymous No.19817372]

>>19795688
>I grew up poor but we still (almost) always cooked our own food from proper ingredients
Frozen dinner is how you stay poor. That shits crazy expensive.

[Anonymous No.19818361]

>>19815405
From that post, cooking spray is where you draw the line?

[Anonymous No.19818377]

>>19793069
It all depends on where you go in the states.
The food in the south and the food in the southwest (two culturally distinct areas, “the south” doesn’t really encompass states like Texas and New Mexico) is delicious, the food in the midwest is inedible.
I’d put the cuisines of Texas and Louisiana up against any nation of Europe except France.

[Anonymous No.19818396]

>>19793589
“Pretentious” is a word we generously gifted to the unwashed, uneducated masses to help them cope with their seething jealousy. Now eat your slop and be content with your lot in life. You don’t deserve better.

[Anonymous No.19818686]

>>19791783
I love wolf chili

[Anonymous No.19819159]

>>19793312
>This stouffers shit is about the most nasty shit on the planet.
Never had the brand, seems to be a delivery thing. Neighbors have the trucks stop by once a week. Do they sell anything good?

[Anonymous No.19819168]

>>19796917
Why so angry, anon? That hate will eat you up if you let it.

[Anonymous No.19819181]

>>19790517
I don't care what anyone says, these are awesome.

[Anonymous No.19819493]

>>19800280
No dumbo. Pretentiousness.

[Anonymous No.19819527]

>wanting to eat food that tastes good is pretentious
I don't even know where to stsrt with that

[Anonymous No.19819538]

>>19797795
this and the spinach pizza are the only things in this thread I would gladly eat. Anything else, well, I would eat it if I was really, really hungry

[Anonymous No.19820149]

>>19819181
Literal goycattle feed

[Anonymous No.19820441]

>>19790517
Do they still make those XXL meals or whatever they were where the sodium was like 3 times the daily recommended

[Anonymous No.19820465]

>>19815148
They're like, crappy chicken parms, they're very weird.
Anyways I make a fuckload of pasta bakes for work, and I'll put them atop the pasta and broil the bastard for a bit to crisp them up if I don't feel like making a proper protein. It's fine. They're like four dollars for a pack of six, complete in some sauce that's in the dead center between a ketchup and a tomato sauce.

There were some weird X-TREME pot pies that were full of spaghetti and meatballs that were actually quite good, but they got discontinued.

[Anonymous No.19820470]

>>19797852
>sees a can of chili and first thought is anal sex with a man

[Anonymous No.19820475]

>>19805959
Big fan of those mashed potatoes- just wish they weren't so pricey

[Anonymous No.19820671]

>>19820465
Yeah, that damn sauce is so sweet.

[Anonymous No.19820754]

>>19820149
pretentious snob

[Anonymous No.19820881]

>>19797605
what i imagine when i hearsomeone say they're vegan

[Anonymous No.19821324]

>>19805971
>broccoli isn't steamed
yuck

[Anonymous No.19821426]

>>19790517
I remember going to my uncles house and he had a roommate that was on SSI checks.

I looked in one of their fridges, I guess it was the roomie's fridge. It was NOTHING except frozen microwave shit. every brand you could imagine. Michillini, hungry man, banquet, night hawk, etc. This dude did not know how to cook at all. It really opened my eyes to how other people live.

[Anonymous No.19823326]

>>19797852
>chillimac shit

[Anonymous No.19823380]

>>19797605
lol

[Anonymous No.19823475]

>>19797595
lol are you serious that is fucking hilarious buddy

[Anonymous No.19823804]

>>19790517
>pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.19823871]

>>19790540

[Anonymous No.19823937]

>>19817139
>Morbid Curiobesity

[Anonymous No.19823955]

>>19806186
are you really just straight up microwaving raw potatoes