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Imagine thinking you need anything more than bread, ham and butter for a sandwich

>> No.19788010

you're an amateur, i don't even need bread, ham, or butter for my sandwich

>> No.19788126

>>19788010
Tyrone and Jamal doesn't count

>> No.19788128

no pickles no soul

>> No.19788138

>>19788128
You can have some cornichons on the side

>> No.19788159

>>19788138
cornichons are terrible like all this trendy tiny vegetable crap fags and women love

"I want more skin and less delicious insides"
statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

>> No.19788169

>>19788126
What an Israeli thing to say.

>> No.19788172

>>19788159
Trendy? They're literally ancient

>> No.19788192

>>19788172
So? Trendy fags love antique shit.

>> No.19788237

>>19788192
I just don't see them as trendy, they're just a pretty typical pairing for a jambon beurre

>> No.19788241

>>19788006
I'm vegan so can I just get the bread, plz :3

>> No.19788249

>>19788006
Ham sandwich needs mustard. Mustard chads rise up

>> No.19788290

>>19788241
I'm genuinely how someone come to that lifestyle if it didn't arise from parental brainwashing.

>> No.19788295

>>19788006
I pity the fools who never had propper bread.

>> No.19788303

The fuck is up with Europeans and butter on sandwiches?

>> No.19788313

>>19788303
What's up with Americans and mayo on their sandwiches?

>> No.19788345

>>19788249
based as fuck
HOWEVER
ham sandwiches need one side of the bread buttered, the other side mayonnaise (NOT faggot "whips" or whatever), brown AND yellow mustard dotted gently over the meat and if a New Yorker is present, bite the bullet and put some ketchup on there so they die of despair.

>> No.19788359

>>19788313
Mayo only goes on a turkey or chicken sandwich. Freak Euros put butter on every sandwich. Horrendous.

>> No.19788362

>>19788359
Try eating a bean sandwich without mayo and you'll change your mind

>> No.19788369

>>19788303
It’s pretty fucking good butter

>> No.19788373

salami, butter, cornichons, fresh baked baguette, ocean view, bitchy pale brunette

>> No.19788374

hold the ham. I just need some cheese and tomatoes.

>> No.19788382

>>19788359
My boomer parents put butter on the pb&j sandwiches they sent me to school with. It wasn't until I was 19 when I realized why every pb&j I made alone tasted like a carb bomb.

>> No.19788387

>>19788345
Nah. Just a shit ton of English mustard or dijon mustard. Don’t know what brown or yellow means

>> No.19788390

>>19788362
>bean sandwich
Is this some kind of vegan abomination?

>> No.19788415

>>19788387
Don't care about you being autistic.

>> No.19788420

>>19788382
>butter
>carb bomb
you are a retarded sorry anon

>> No.19788437

>>19788415
You’re the one being autistic with mayo, and specks, and New York, while also putting ketchup on your sandwich. I’m just a mustardpilled mustardchad

>> No.19788458

>>19788437
Did not ask about your mustism

>> No.19788462

>>19788006
what temp do i have to heat bologna up to before i can eat it

>> No.19788561

>>19788006
>he needs butter
you need cheese though.
quit being anti-human.

>> No.19788562

>>19788345
>mayonnaise
is for lessers.

>> No.19788564

>>19788303
>>19788313
I use both on everything call the police I don't give a fuck

>> No.19788622

>>19788169
Shalomahomadingdong my goy, now that would be a very Israeli thing to say, oy vey

>> No.19788643

>>19788564
I'm calling the fat fuck police for your crimes against gravity.

>> No.19788690

>>19788643
>I'm calling the fat fuck police for your crimes against gravity.
lol.

>> No.19788752
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19788752

>>19788006
brie and butter*
ftfy

>> No.19788909

>>19788313
makes sure to filter the niggers
i like mustard best tho

>> No.19788911

>>19788006
i wish i could get bread this good. fucking koreans own all the breadstores but just bake treats

>> No.19789165

>>19788006
>ham
>butter instead of mustard
haha stupid nigger!

>> No.19789169

>>19789165
>not making mustard butter
you have much to learn, you huge fucking faggot

>> No.19789190

I remember moving to France in 2001 and thinking why the fuck do they slather butter on a sandwich instead of mustard. It makes it all slimy and slippery.

>> No.19789291

>>19788290
Easy, it comes from Instagram brainwashing.

>> No.19789531

>>19788382
>Zoomie didn't know anything until his parents stopped nursing him.

Many such cases........

>> No.19789532

>>19788006
for me, it's butter, cheese, ham and pickle

>> No.19789534
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19789534

>mutts don’t butter their bread in a sandwich
wtf

>> No.19789541

>>19789190
And still you don't get it.

What's the bet you're American?

>> No.19789623

>>19788303
>rent free
Why are americans like this?

>> No.19789629

>>19788290
>I don't understand how anyone could have any thoughts or opinions of their own
No, you probably don't.

>> No.19789643
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19789643

>>19789629
>Vegan
>Thoughts or opinions of their own
HAHAHAHAHAJAJ

>> No.19789648

>>19789643
Shhh anon, don't you worry your little head about it and just keep doing whatever somebody else tells you to do.

>> No.19789655
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19789655

>>19789648
>Vegan
>Attempts to be an authority
HOOIHOGOGOGOGOOGGO
*coughs and spits* stop it

>> No.19789664

>>19789655
This is a perfect example of your inability to understand and process simple information instead of parroting something somebody else told you to say.

>> No.19789677

>>19789664
I already told you to quit it vegan. Sheesh, I knew the brain would underperform when not getting proper nutrition but I didn't know your ears would stop working as well.

>> No.19789681

>>19789677
See, an absolutely perfect example. When did I say I was vegan? I didn't, because I'm not. Yet you went straight to your pre-recorded responses that you got from someone else. You didn't even take half a second to think before you did it, like a good little robot.

>> No.19789690

>>19789681
Only stinky vegans get so assblasted when someone says shit about vegans.
To prove you are a vegan *unzips* I've got the one exception to the rule. Enjoy this schmeat.

>> No.19789718

>>19789690
You seem to be out of ideas. Perhaps someone will come along soon to tell you what to think.

>> No.19789725

>>19789718
>broken record
Your boring

>> No.19789743

>>19789725
>The robot is confused by someone having different thoughts to him
NGMI

>> No.19789761

>>19789629
No one became a vegan by thinking.

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19789769

>>19788006

>Ham
>Yellow mustard
>Pickles

This is the combo

>> No.19789770

>>19788241
You can have the bread with imitation meat and imitation butter, because nothing tastes better than stuff that tastes like shit yet have the audacity to say it tastes the same

>> No.19789775

>>19788303
Because it tastes good, is good for you and gives your sandwich a bit of moisture

>> No.19790453

>>19788006
For me it's:
>Bread with olives in it
>Roast chicken
>Medically unsound amounts of salted butter

>> No.19790476

I made a ham sandwitch from ham that I cut myself off of a real ham I cooked. God damn bros. Deli meat is absolute fucking shit. It was so good.

>> No.19790482

>>19788303
europoors are right on this one. I think americans dont do it because we keep our butter in the fridge and so its not easily spreadable.

>> No.19790494

>>19788290
They think animals are cute and smart. Both are incorrect.

>> No.19790499

Ham on bread is not Japanese

>> No.19790515

>>19789534
we generally use mayo and honestly the idea of using butter sounds gross. i love butter on toast and bread in general, but i don't want butter on my sandwich, i want mayo. except on grilled cheese sandwiches, where i use both.

>> No.19790692

>>19790499
Who the fuck claimed it was?

>> No.19790811

>>19790692
I'm stating a fact. It's not good because it's not Japanese. Deal with it.

>> No.19790814

>>19788006
How about vegetables you fucking fatass

>> No.19790821

>>19790811
I've seen photos of people eating ham sandos in Japan, deal with it

>> No.19790833

>>19790821
It's not Japanese, so its not my problem to deal with.

>> No.19790933

>>19790811
Shut the fuck up weeb fuck.

>> No.19790963

Reminder that any kind of salad ruins the mighty ham and cheese. Don’t be that guy.

>> No.19791071

>>19788006
I wish we could do this in the USA. Only thing we lack is baguette.
Even a shitty jambon I bought at the louvre was a million times better than the bread we can find here unless you go into a big city and pay 19 bucks for a baguette. Fuck being near brown people

>> No.19791092

>>19791071
Chainbaker has several baguette videos that work for home ovens

>> No.19791127

>>19791092
I might just try. I miss baguette so much

>> No.19791282

>>19790515
This has to be a troll. No way are yous this fat.

>> No.19791286

>>19789769
Try piccalilli

>> No.19791586

>>19788128
you may only use cornichon as a side snack

>> No.19791598

>>19791586
this is why no one respects French cuisine anymore

>> No.19791605

>>19788006

This doesn't work if you're in the states because stupormarket "ham" is so vile. Needs to be masked by vinaigrette/mustard to be palatable.