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What would your last meal be? Assume no limits beyond a $25 spending cap.

>> No.19775546

>>19775541
meat lovers pizza
2 bags of ruffles chips
2 pounds of cherries and assorted candy bars.

>> No.19775548

>>19775541 (OP)
meat lovers pizza w/ extra meat
3 bags of ruffles chips
3 pounds of cherries and assorted candy bars.

>> No.19775554
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>>19775541
A pattymelt, large fry, and large Dr Pepper malt from Whataburger. With the remaining cash, as much cheap mezcal as I can buy.

>> No.19775627

>>19775541
Meat sausage from warden and priest crammed raw without lubricants

>> No.19775634

25 slim jims
i eat 4 and stuff 1 in the barrel of each gun pointed at me in secret

>> No.19775635

>>19775541
a ton of shrimp (I'm allergic)

>> No.19775678

not like i couldn't just get said preposterous meal on some app anyway even on death row

>> No.19775802

>>19775541
25 $1 whores.

>> No.19775814
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>>19775541
A huge Southern breakfast.

>> No.19775839

A big plate of slow-cooked long pork and a 12-pack Yoohoo.

>> No.19775844
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>>19775814
This guy gets it.
>>19775554
Also a good idea
2 In'n'Out double-doubles. Animal style, all with the cheese melted up ons the sauteed onions.
Ketchup and mustard. None of that 1000 Island vomit. Strawberry shake. And fries, I suppose.
Their fries are not awesome, but hey. Last meal.

>> No.19775849

>>19775541
Fried scallop sandwich, ceasar salad, lemonade. Rootbeer float for dessert.

>> No.19775855

>>19775844
Also, just for fun, actual death row choices.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal

>> No.19776153

>>19775541
Something that would make me POOP alot! Haha stinky!!

>> No.19776203

>>19775554
>A pattymelt, large fry, and large Dr Pepper malt from Whataburger.
this but sub onion rings in instead of fries

>> No.19776219

Gyro and hummus

>> No.19776220

>>19775541
The traditional steak and eggs seems nice.

>> No.19776245

>>19775855

>James Edward Smith

>A lump of dirt, which was denied

I demand a retrial

>> No.19776368

>>19775541
My mom making me a childhood dish and brownies. I would like her to look at me, and the man I've become before I go.

>> No.19776399

>>19775541
I would just have black coffee. No point wasting food.

>> No.19776411

A glass of cold water.
A single sardine.
A single unsalted cracker.

>> No.19776414

>>19775855
>fritz wished for an expensive cigar and a cup of brazilian coffee

>> No.19776415

>>19776220
Steak and eggs is the best breakfast

>> No.19776420

>>19775541
It's impossible to eat a strawberry and not look gay.

>> No.19776504

A Connies thin crust sausage pizza and a bottle of Hunt's ketchup

>> No.19776508

Ice cold Singha
Gram of yayo
2 corn dogs
Freshly showered thai ladyboy bussy

>> No.19776515
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>>19775541
olive gardens never ending pasta bowl. they can never execute me.

>> No.19776520
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>>19775541
I'm lactose intolerant. REALLY bad case, honestly. I'd load up on dairy and shit myself and fall over cramping through the whole walk/execution phase. When lactose intolerant shit hits the air, paint may very well peel off the walls. Take that, everyone involved

>> No.19776549

>>19775541
Buffalo wings with blue cheese
Rare ribeye with garlic mashed potatoes and asparagus
Hot fudge brownie sunday for dessert
If alcohol is allowed I'll take a 30 rack of hamms

>> No.19776559

It honestly pisses me off when you hear about death row guys ordering way for food than they can eat as a last meal. The last meal is a kind American tradition but those niggers always fuck it up

>> No.19776569

2500 Penny candies

>> No.19776583

probably wouldn't be in the mood to eat anything

>> No.19776639

>>19775541
The Warden's Daughter's freshly showered and shaven Vagina

>> No.19776657
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>>19776520

>> No.19776658

>>19775541
boiled cabbage, raw onion, and a 2 litre bottle of cola. I dare you to execute me.

>> No.19776703
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>>19775541
The heart of Joe Biden!

>> No.19776750

>>19776639
But she's a literal roastie and 45 years old.
>>19776520
You're not as clever as you think you are, but here's your (you).
>>19775541
Think slice of bone in pork chop, served with mashed potatoes with a sauce made from the drippings of the porkchop, and green beans.
Captcha: TSAAAA

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>>19776750
Even Better

>> No.19777315

>>19775541
I haven't put any thought into it since I don't plan to ever commit a crime that would result in being accused or convicted of a crime that justifies the death penalty but if I absolutely had to choose something it would be:

• small ribeye steak with a bottle of worcestershire for seasoning
• biscuits and sausage gravy with sunnyside up eggs over easy, toast and a side of bacon
• a beer, or greyhound if they'd let me otherwise a cup of strong coffee would be acceptable.

>> No.19777353

>>19775541
Spanish paella and sangria

>> No.19777376

>>19776420
you can always just throw the whole thing in your mouth and start chewing. strawberries aren't that big.

>> No.19777389

>>19776420
truly bizarre take

>> No.19777393

>>19775541
Hashbrowns with ketchup, 3 over easy eggs, coffee and half a cantaloupe

>> No.19777403

I'd rather just have the $25

>> No.19777407

several pills of xanax

>> No.19777454

Hemlock

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>>19777403
heheh

>> No.19777507

>>19775855
Murderers seem to really like cheesecake.

>> No.19778786

>>19775541
a baked cake from my mom so she can put a metal file on the bottom so i can make my controversial escape out of the prison in a laundry basket.

>> No.19778805

Damn you Americans are so honorable and respectable and totally not nigger mutt corrupted Satanists

>> No.19778808

>>19775541
as many taylor ham egg cheese spk as i can get
and that egg better be sunny side up

>> No.19778812

>>19775634
>wasting 20 slim jims

>> No.19778829

>>19778805
Go suck Mohammads cock you dumb faget

>> No.19778840

>>19776769
this one is funny
>>19776775
this one is reddit

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a munchy box

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>>19778840
Now what?

>> No.19779087

>>19778901
*inspects element*

>> No.19779092

>>19775541
A spicy chicken sandwhich from Chick fil a. On Sunday.

>> No.19779098

>>19779087
Inspect this
*Unzips dick*

>> No.19779107

>>19775541
lol

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>>19775541
Homemade burger and thick cut fries with a vanilla milkshake

>> No.19779504

4 mcdonalds cheeseburgers and as much ice cold mcdonalds coca cola the remaining money can buy