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BE HONEST -- If the waitress is way pretty, attentive, and super cool to you, does it affect what you order and how much you tip?

>> No.19740491

No because I know it's all an act to try and shake some extra cash out of my pocket.

>> No.19740492

yeah of course it affects my tip
starts poking up past my waistband to say hello :3

>> No.19740495

>>19740487
I do not tip women and attractive people.
Their life is fortunate enough, they don't need my money and kindness. In contrast, if it's an ugly depressed looking guy serving me I'll give up 25% gladly and do my best to not make his job difficult.

>> No.19740496

Not remotely

>> No.19740497

>>19740487
Yes, I tip less.

>> No.19740498

I tip less because I know she's a recovering (and probably failing soon) addict.
If it's a professional male, I tip well.

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>>19740487
tip?

>> No.19740510
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19740510

Tip? She gets the whole dick

>> No.19740517

>>19740510
probably what is whole for you would merely be her BF's tip.

>> No.19740529

>tipping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stek6kRDn48

>> No.19740558

>>19740487
I only tip if the service is nice and attentive no matter the looks.
This fag is a filthy commie>>19740495

>> No.19740562

>>19740487
YES! Because:

1) She took her own time to make herself pretty
2) She has a bright and positive outlook, which is difficult to martial in this day and age!
3) Despite being tired, she is still giving me all her attention.
4) She went beyond in the interaction to make me feel seen & heard... and in some small metaphysical way... loved.

>> No.19740574

>>19740517
If she's cavernous I'll just rub against the side, adapt and overcome.

>> No.19740575

>>19740517
true. frankenwieners can be scary big.

>> No.19740576

>>19740487
i do appreciate people putting effort into themselves instead of being a fat slob, so I'm tempted to because it seems like the right thing to do.
in reality I don't because I don't want attractive women to think i'm a loser who tips too much

>> No.19740640

>>19740562
Hey buddy reddit is just down the street

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>>19740487
I would be embarrassed to order something like a sausage platter and might order a more appropriate chicken dish instead. I wouldn’t want her to think I have a diet full of fatty cholesterol. Also, no veal or foie gros. I wouldn’t want her to think I don’t care about animals being mistreated. Also, since she is pretty she a getting a huge tip even if her service is mediocre.

>> No.19740658

>>19740650
She hates you regardless of what you order or how much you tip.

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>>19740658
True. But I won’t justify her hatred by ordering something fatty and giving her a lousy tip

>> No.19740666

>>19740487
No, because I assume that they get hit on all the time and I know if I tip well she's not going to suck my dick or anything.

>> No.19740675

>>19740495
I thought I was the only one who did this.
Fuck attractive people and fuck women in particular.

>> No.19740683

>>19740487
I'm nkt American, I only tip if the food wa absolutely extraordinary. And I haven't had anything extraordinary in a restaurant for over 4 years, I can legitimately cook better than what I have been able to find.

>> No.19740687

>>19740666
sure, but didn't she give you enough mental source material for you to spank to her in private? That's really the game innit? And shouldn't you play it?