Monster cereals

[Anonymous No.19738063]

Do they taste any good?

[Anonymous No.19738066]

I've never had one

[Anonymous No.19738078]

No. Marshmallow cereals a shit.

[Anonymous No.19738198]

oh i thought it's cereals with monster energy flavor

[Anonymous No.19738207]

>>19738063
The new one is worst of all of them, mummy was the best but they still haven't brought it back again, chocula and boo berry are good.

[Anonymous No.19738211]

count chocula is fine, the fruit ones all taste extremely artificial and gross (yes, count cockula is also fake etc etc)

[Anonymous No.19738242]

>>19738063
I've always been a fan of frankenberry. Look forward to my yearly box

[Anonymous No.19738382]

>Carmella nails the blending of caramel and apple way better than Apple Jacks. There’s a distinctly tangy green-apple-Jolly-Rancher flavor here, accented by subtler notes of caramelized sugar. Granted, none of it is super pronounced, and it has to fight hard against its intrusively corny, unpleasantly mealy base, but Carmella Creeper still manages to retain a little charm simply by presenting a flavor you can’t find elsewhere in the cereal aisle.

>And considering how the other Monster Cereals consist of A) a chocolate cereal vastly inferior to Krave, B) a strawberry cereal vastly inferior to Strawberry Frosted Flakes, Honey Bunches, or Cheerios, and C), an ambiguously berried cereal that’s vastly ghastly inferior to just about every other fruity cereal ever created, Carmella suddenly becomes an appealing choice for someone seeking a Monster cereal with creature (ha!) comfort and novelty alike.

[Anonymous No.19738397]

>>19738063
Old characters / themes
>Dracula, cultural reference
>Frankenstein, cultural reference
>a ghost, cultural reference

New character / theme
>TikTok thot, yes finally some representation!

Sigh. Also these are all trash and always have been. Imagine feeding your kids this shit or having parents who allowed you to consume it.

[Anonymous No.19738410]

>>19738397
What cereal would you feed your kids? What are some that are legitimately healthy

[Anonymous No.19738743]

>>19738410
I used to like honey nut clusters but the Jews took them away from me

[Anonymous No.19738784]

>>19738382
>cereal tastings
>subtle notes of
>manages to retain a little charm
>can't find elsewhere

[Anonymous No.19739294]

>>19738063
I am a qualified candidate to speak on this topic as I am eating coco puffs. I highly enjoy the residual creamy and corn-chocolate flavored milk that is the byproduct of soaking coco puffs in milk. I let the cereal sit, drain the meals into a cup and drink the refined nectar.

[Anonymous No.19739330]

>>19739294

[Anonymous No.19739335]

i fucked carmella and she sucked my dick

[Anonymous No.19739337]

>>19738410
grape nuts

[Anonymous No.19739364]

>>19739330
>final form
Grimace shake, I am friends with a manager and they told me they use Trixx cereals as the primary berry flavoring during the Grimace promotions.

[Anonymous No.19740031]

Honestly i would like to look forward to these each year but the fact that it's waxy bullshit covered in dye you could practically wipe off with a napkin really puts me off. Why is it that other cereal can be total sugar garbage but actually enjoyable but this stuff has sucked for decades?

[Anonymous No.19740039]

goyslop makes me feel like ass but ill be damned if the ads dont look enticing sometimes

[Anonymous No.19740161]

>>19738410
I wouldn’t feed them any of it. Maybe wheaties if I had to, but cereal is mostly junk food

[Anonymous No.19740179]

>>19738063
>Do they taste any good?
No

[Anonymous No.19740240]

This fucking face

[Anonymous No.19740559]

I'm not exactly the most imaginative person, but Carmella Creeper seems like a waste. They really couldn't come up with a better name for a better girl monster with a better flavor??? She doesn't fit the rest of the monsters at all.

[Anonymous No.19740876]

>>19740240
hmmm so good
yes yes yes

[Anonymous No.19740894]

>>19740240
Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife - "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth - "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?

[Anonymous No.19740897]

>>19738410
Oatmeal you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.19740911]

>>19738063
Count Chocula was the shit and that's the only reason it consistently stuck around for so long while Boo and Franken were inconsistently seasonal.

[Anonymous No.19740923]

>>19740911
>Count Chocula was the shit and that's the only reason it consistently stuck around for so long while Boo and Franken were inconsistently seasonal.
I wish they would add a small amount of garlic to Count Chocula, just to fuck with people. Honestly, it's not like it would make it any worse.

[Anonymous No.19740934]

>>19738397
Would you believe that when we briefly lived in the US when I was a kid before my mother packed us up and moved us back to Yurp, my dad wanted me to eat that stuff to be a "normal American kid?" Seriously, he got pissed off that I like Total/Product 19 and bran cereals more than I did Sugar Frosted 'Betes Bites.
Sweetest I went back then was Crispix, Rice Krispies and Multigrain Cheerios.

>>19738410
Okay, so I live in America now, I have a kid and I don't really feed him cereal often but he seems to have similar tastes to me at his age or he's "trying to be like Dad" like when we went to the ice cream parlour and I could tell he wanted bubblegum ice cream but chose lemon-cherry sorbet cuz that's what I got.
His favourite is definitely Rice Krispies, but again, we don't eat cereal all that much. Right now, we have some sorghum-based Cheerios knock off we all like.

[Anonymous No.19740976]

maybe next year he'll finally be back..r-right bros?

[Anonymous No.19741069]

>>19740976
No. He's more lost than confused. The best cereals can always kiss their ass goodbye.

[Anonymous No.19741080]

>>19738063
More like carmella creampie amiright?

[Anonymous No.19741125]

>>19741069
I used to write and illustrate a doujin when I was a teen I called Ryoga ½, dealing with all the shit Ryoga gets to to when he's lost. Wonder if there are any remnants of it online somewhere.

[Anonymous No.19741140]

>>>/vg/447875110
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1293
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>Downloads:
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>Information:
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>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
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>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

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[Anonymous No.19741148]

>>19738397
it's making fun of incels. incels are creepers and they have female brains.

[Anonymous No.19741159]

>>19741125
Cool

[Anonymous No.19741161]

>>19741125
My brother found shit I did 21 years ago when I was living with a person who wasn't related to me, as a minor. It's probably out there if anyone gave a damn at all. How the fuck he found all that shit is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.19741169]

>>19741140
Is Artificial Academy 2 edible?

[Anonymous No.19741174]

>>19738063
Chocula and Frankenberry are the only ones I've ever eaten. Chocula is pretty good, Frankenberry isn't bad but was mediocre. I don't often eat these cereal though because the marshmallows feel weird on my teeth. Must be getting old or something.

[Anonymous No.19741201]

>>19738397
clearly a zoomer zombie

[Anonymous No.19741205]

>>19738397
Yes, anon the female zombie on the cereal box is white genocide. You've cracked the code and the Jews no longer have power over you.

[Anonymous No.19741262]

>>19740894
who is Adrian Kerr

[Anonymous No.19741279]

>>19740976
>a decade since it last showed up
Next year surely...

[Anonymous No.19741531]

>>19738410
I just give em a box of frosted flakes and call it a day. Wa la!

[Anonymous No.19741681]

>>19738397
>force-feeding your son Count Chocula to help him connect with his Romanian roots

[Anonymous No.19741685]

You must really hate your child if you let them eat such zogchow