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>woke up
>everyone calls hot dogs "glizzies"
what parallel dimension did I slip into

>> No.19733532

glizzies nuts, faggot

>> No.19733535

Its a NY thing apparently, idk I'm not american

>> No.19733537
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19733537

>>19733530
Gib glizzie

>> No.19733543

>>19733530
What the fuck's a hot dog?

>> No.19733550

>>19733530
I thought glizzies were just dicks?

>> No.19733709

>>19733530
Because hood culture is an infectious disease. Glizzy is slang for glock and the hot dog is the length of a glock’s clip.
It’s the stupidest fucking thing in the world. Low quality hiphop has destroyed popular music so it has turned its eyes now to popular cuisine.

>> No.19733745

>>19733709
Why blame the music and not the idiots consuming it? When I was coming up, I pretty much disliked all of the popular music throughout my childhood and college years and fucking hate everything coming out today.

>> No.19733758

>>19733530
American nigger worship and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>> No.19733761

>>19733530
you can thank the 13th amendment

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19733769

>>19733709
>clip

>inb4 I did that on purpose to piss of gunfags

>> No.19733926

>>19733769
Like I give a shit. It’s in the dictionary.

>> No.19733935

>>19733745
Popular music is an ecosystem. The producer and consumer are both culpable for it being shit.

>> No.19733940

>>19733530
only chili dogs are glizzies

>> No.19733970

>>19733926
So is truffle, but it also isn't the correct word.

>> No.19734032

>>19733970
I bet you use the word malus.

>> No.19734175

>>19733926
Filed under "the shoulder thing that goes up.”

>> No.19735763

>>19733709
ebonics hadn't advanced in several years so ghetto scholars looked to one of the most basic food items, and their guns, to come up with new language

>> No.19735788
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19735788

>>19733530
imagine waking up in New York

>> No.19735792

anyone else hate roody poos?

>> No.19735834

>>19733530
on senpai cap, no god

>> No.19735912

>>19734032
the shrub? malice? wtf are you on about

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>>19733530
>what parallel dimension did I slip into
we're in the cosmic trash bin where all the whacked out timelines get deleted to, a corrupted file has caused multiple broken timelines to overlap resulting in the "incomprehensible memeworld" timeline

>> No.19735953

>>19733935
Supply and demand, buddy. If there were no idiots to demand it, there would be no unscrupulous cunts to supply it. And this isn't a chicken/egg scenario. Because people go into business in order to make money, no one supplies X without there being a demand for X. Idiots want shit music, so producers produce shit music.

>> No.19735956

>>19733709
kek that sounds so artificial
like a guy just woke up one day and forced that

>> No.19735958

>>19733530
I'm thinking of opening a food truck called "Thin Glizzy"

>> No.19736217
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19736217

>>19735953
its the complete opposite in the music industry
first a guy named max martin writes a song in music notation using a proven 3 note formula for a hook
Then a producer records the song with whatever sound/instrument is popular at the time
Then the record label finds a attractive and recognizable actor to lip sync to the recording
Then they pay the radio stations and pop-culture shows to use the song for high impact recognition so by the time you actually hear the whole song you've already heard pieces of several times which creates a artificial familiarity with the song that causes dopamine release tricking people into thinking they like the song until the honeymoon phase is over and they move on to the next song, this is why pop songs come and go so fast.
>https://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/entertainment-articles/max-martin-powerful-person-music-business-people-never-even-head-name/

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19736263

>>19736217
>Your art, your writing, your culture, is the shell of other mens ambitions.

>> No.19736269

>people are this autistic about slang used by teenagers

If you're unironically mad about something this retarded and small, I urge you to go for a walk today.

>> No.19736314

>>19735958
do it