DoorDash is the biggest scam ever

[Anonymous No.19732267]

I went back to ordering directly from stores because it is way fucking cheaper.

[Anonymous No.19732273]

Used it a good bit during the pandemic
Shit wasn't locked down in my area I was just fucking lazy

[Anonymous No.19732274]

You could also get off your fat ass and go pick up the food.

[Anonymous No.19732279]

>>19732267
What's it like living without an up to code kitchen?

[Anonymous No.19732280]

The only time you should ever use a delivery service is when you want pizza or Chinese food while you're drunk late at night. It's a waste of money otherwise. Even the rich wine-making lawyer I know bothers to drive out of his mansion to get burgers.

[Anonymous No.19732295]

>>19732280
This. I bought delivery one time during COVID because I wanted food from a restaurant that was too far to get to on my lunch break (even if I took an hour lunch). Fuck it was expensive. I got scared straight.

[Anonymous No.19732300]

There are always a bunch of places with coupons. If you order from them it's basically the same as just picking it up.

[Anonymous No.19732303]

>>19732267
>localtranscommittee
Dollars to donuts the dasher didn't take that pic, it was xer buttbuddy because xhe just can't go 5 minutes without social media attention.

[Anonymous No.19732320]

>>19732295
The very rich people i knew had drivers with a salary that they could send to pick up anything they wanted including hookers and blow

[Anonymous No.19732324]

> localtranscommie
classic reddit

[Anonymous No.19732460]

the only places near me that do in-house delivery are pizza places like dominos or pizza hut. everything else is either pick-up only or on delivery apps.

[Anonymous No.19732492]

>>19732280
Food runs are a good excuse to touch grass. I like driving to Rouses and listening to music; its like 20 minutes round trip. The itamae is very efficient.

[Anonymous No.19732502]

I don't need to give my address to random strangers, or to corporations that'll sell my data to call centers. If I want my food warm, I'm ordering from a restaurant close by and picking it up my fucking self.

[Anonymous No.19732603]

>hey can you take a pic of me and send it to me so that i can post it on my subreddit pretending you took it the pic on your own violation

[Anonymous No.19732634]

online delivery makes me feel like a king in my castle and the delivery driver is my servant

I GROW HUNGRY, FETCH ME THY SUPPER

[Anonymous No.19732847]

I still don't understand what service door dash offers. It's literally
>order from this place
>or order from this other place and pay an extra fifteen bucks for the privilege

[Anonymous No.19732853]

>>19732847
It lets you order from places that can't do enough delivery business to support inhouse delivery guys. Not that hard to figure out.

[Anonymous No.19732856]

>>19732634
As soon as I order my food I try to cum before the delivery driver gets here, once I literally came while I was opening the door it was the most terrifying and hilarious thing I’ve ever experienced

[Anonymous No.19732860]

>>19732856
I haven't cummed since 2004

[Anonymous No.19732861]

>>19732860
ED is a helluva thing anon

[Anonymous No.19732866]

>>19732860
Past tense of cum/came is coomed.

[Anonymous No.19733121]

Restaurants are a scam, it’s 1000x cheaper to cool things yourself, you massive fuckin retard

[Anonymous No.19733126]

>>19732634
Yes goy. You are the king of the service economy. Continue putting it all on the credit card to become an emperor

[Anonymous No.19733159]

>>19732856
>that time where the doorbell rang and I had to rush to cum inside my gf
>got there after to take it, all panting and sweaty
>wondered if the delivery guy realized what happened

[Anonymous No.19733165]

>>19732460
i hardly even do takeout now because i dont want to call and everyone uses third party websites that charge me $3 for processing an order.

[Anonymous No.19733173]

>>19732853
it lets you order food that has no business being delivered. they need to show some restraint. consumer loses value and restraunt loses money. only good for the jews in the middle

[Anonymous No.19733191]

>>19733121
>Anon discovers the concept of cost of labor
Welcome to literally every service where someone does something for you

[Anonymous No.19733192]

>>19732634
>I GROW HUNGRY, FETCH ME THY SUPPER
the iron is what you said was:
I grow hungry, fetch me your supper.

[Anonymous No.19733196]

>>19733121
>it’s 1000x cheaper to cool things yourself, you massive fuckin retard
show your work.

but seriously IDC I can make really good food, but now I have lots o money, so I go out to eat and have really good food that I did not have to make.

[Anonymous No.19733206]

>>19733121
>cool things yourself
*snort*

[Anonymous No.19733211]

>>19733196
I was this way for a while, then I realized that having money afforded me the free time to really indulge in cooking as a hobby. I cook more now that I have money than I did when I was poor. The food is just more interesting.

[Anonymous No.19733236]

>>19733211
the opposite for me. I cooked more when I was "poor" than I do now. for reasons that I don't want to go in to. I still cook. like I bought some of these (pic related) prime plate ribs. $18 per lbs. so when I do cook it's often really good stuff. but I like to go out. no dishes to do, no cleanup, easy peasy.

[Anonymous No.19733241]

>>19733236
To each their own, I won't deny the convenience.

[Anonymous No.19733243]

>>19732860
thats not good for you

[Anonymous No.19733247]

>>19733196
Cooking for yourself is always cheaper. But there are tradeoffs.
You get less variety because you need to cook multiple servings. You lose way too much $ cost effectiveness if you try to make single servings.
It takes up your time. For some things you can background, and some things are super fucking simple and/or quick like eggs. But the more complicated things take time and effort to make.
It takes even more of your time because skill matters, which is trained through time and effort. Your first halfassed attempt at making a pastry is not going to be as good as your 10th attempt.

It's like fixing up the broken parts of your house versus having someone else do it for you. Yes you can save a lot of money. But it doesn't save you time.

[Anonymous No.19733270]

>>19733247
The loss of variety argument is retarded, even if you cook 2-3 servings whenever you make things and you are cooking only for yourself. In the long run it gives you more options when you get good at cooking things. You might not be able to make a particular dish as well as a restaurant the first time, but you can make variations that will appeal more to your particular taste, and try different things each time, whereas the restaurant needs to appeal to as wide an audience as possible and will typically keep many items as mainstays on their menus, or slight variations that are well-suited for serving many patrons.
Sit-down restaurants also tend to try to sell you 2 servings worth of food anyway whenever you dine out, so unless you're gorging yourself at every meal and becoming a true fatass then you're going to lose variety either way when you have multiple meals.

[Anonymous No.19733340]

>>19733121
Iunno, some food needs specialized equipment to properly make, that or an autistic amount of time and detailed work that might as well cost you a wage's worth of working hours. Ramen for instance, depending on what you're going for it could take a day+ to work on several ingredients.
Speaking of ingredients, restaurants usually serve meals that have ingredients that are difficult to get by yourself sometimes. Factoring the quality of the ingredient, even more so

[Anonymous No.19733410]

>>19733340
Not a problem if you don’t eat faggoty foods.

[Anonymous No.19733549]

the same retards it telling you not to use doordash because it's goypilled and a waste of money are the biggest simps for capitalism btw lmao

[Anonymous No.19733551]

>>19732860
>2004
Peak cumming era so you haven't missed out on much.

[Anonymous No.19733555]

>>19733549
Other way around.

[Anonymous No.19733558]

>>19733555
no

[Anonymous No.19733559]

>>19733558
yah

[Anonymous No.19733561]

>>19732860
according to the nofap faction (nofaption) you ought to be able to see the future with your crystalized pineal cumgland, how powerful are you?

[Anonymous No.19733574]

>>19732860
This sounds biologically impossible, you should be cooming in your sleep

[Anonymous No.19733575]

>>19733549
Thats cool however you will still never be a real woman.

[Anonymous No.19733578]

>>19733574
Use it or lose it

[Anonymous No.19733730]

>>19732860
I have gone a bit over two months and my balls hurt so bad I couldn't sit

[Anonymous No.19733740]

>>19733211
I learnt how to cook when I was broke
I couldn't afford good ingredients so I had to work around that
Cooking is easy when you can afford anything you want because the ingredients you use are already flavorful
People laugh at poos for dropping a ton of unidentified powder into oil and frying the shit out of it but they are extremely limited by what they have access to and even if it's messy and dirty it's most likely delicious

[Anonymous No.19733759]

Little Ceasar's uses Doordash for delivery around here. That's the only time I've used them.

[Anonymous No.19733828]

>>19733549
Capitalism is for filthy kikes.

Its actually the biggest commie larpers who love superfluous consumerist garbage the most.

[Anonymous No.19733853]

I use it for grocery delivery only. Getting groceries sucks.

[Anonymous No.19733854]

nigger

[Anonymous No.19733860]

>>19732280
>he doesn't booze cruise to go get late night drunk food
unironic beta male

[Anonymous No.19733932]

>>19732267
I always order for pick up because theirs no expectation to tip. I'm not being served and I'm not taking up space in the restaurant, but I can still see in their eyes they're wanting a tip, but because it's pick up they don't say anything.

[Anonymous No.19733972]

>>19732267
why are tranny jews like this? actually what was his explanation for how he found out the wagie took a pic?

[Anonymous No.19733981]

>>19733972
>actually what was his explanation for how he found out the wagie took a pic?
they take a picture of the food after they deliver it. at least I assume so (because I'm not a moron)

[Anonymous No.19733982]

>>19733972
doordash sends you a picture of the delivery, to confirm it actually happened.

not what happened for this attention seeker, but that was the idea.

[Anonymous No.19734008]

>>19732267
>that handle
Yeah, he deserved it.

[Anonymous No.19734185]

>>19732267
>troon covering up male pattern baldness with long hair
hehehe

[Anonymous No.19734208]

>>19732603
ACKTUALLY when they take a photo and complete the order it's displayed for you at the end page when you get your final receipt/review thingy.

[Anonymous No.19734528]

>>19733860
Nothing to lose means you're a loser, anon

[Anonymous No.19734536]

>>19734528
>he doesn't have everything to lose and idiotically risk it anyways
unironic beta male

[Anonymous No.19734547]

Why the fuck would I pay someone I don't know (who could potentially fuck with my food) money to deliver inferior garbage to me? Literally buy groceries and make yourself good quality meals instead of "goyslop" as it is frequently called here. Seriously who wants to pay $45 for a McDonalds meal that takes an hour

[Anonymous No.19735284]

I'm sorry but if you've used DoorDash or any other similar delivery service you are no joke brain damage. Not DoorDash's fault there are people stupid enough to fall for it.

[Anonymous No.19735290]

>>19733340
>Ramen for instance, depending on what you're going for it could take a day+ to work on several ingredients.
nigga what? ramen is piss easy to make you pour boiling water into the cup and wait 3 minutes

[Anonymous No.19735319]

>>19732280
i used to do it a lot but now i feel conflicted, i dont want to support the illegal immigrant gig economy

[Anonymous No.19735326]

>>19732280
You don't know a lawyer and you're poor as fuck
My time literally isn't worth the $6 surcharge on a $20 order to go get it

[Anonymous No.19735338]

>>19733853
Not even worth it cause those grocery cunts always give you the worst produce and terrible substitutes

[Anonymous No.19735345]

>>19732267
I really like pale jewish girls.

[Anonymous No.19735380]

>>19735345
>girls

[Anonymous No.19735385]

>>19732492
Based rouses poster

[Anonymous No.19735435]

>all fast food restaurants mark their food 2-5$ higher than than their original price
>but if you order delivery directly from the fast food restaurant website, they only charge you the service fees from doordash and charge normal price for their food
It has to be a plot to get people to download their apps instead. Delivery directly from the online ordering platform of the restaurant is always cheaper than doordash, grubhub or Uber.

However, there are some restaurants that don't up charge for their food, so you rightfully only play service fees.

I never understand why some and not others, but doordash is only a rip off because it's cheaper to order delivery straight from the stores website as opposed to doordash.

[Anonymous No.19735444]

>>19735345
You will never suck on Abigail Shapiro's khazad milkers.

[Anonymous No.19735482]

Niiiiice

[Anonymous No.19735488]

>>19735326
youre a bitch and if you dont pick up your own food youre just a bitch with spit in his food

[Anonymous No.19735672]

>>19733196
I went through this phase when I started making big money at my job. I could easily afford to just eat out every meal. I was probably spending 3k a month on just eating out. Eventually I got really into health and fitness and realized how much low quality goyslop I was consuming. I started cooking as a hobby during covid and I actually enjoy how peaceful it is and my food tastes so much better than any restaurant. If all you care about is the time aspect, then there's no reason to ever cook for just one person if you have the money.

[Anonymous No.19735713]

>>19733860
So how many DUIs do you have

[Anonymous No.19735717]

>>19732280
Yeah, food delivery is for suckers most of the time. I just go get it myself. Saves money and I don't have the risk of some dickhead spitting in my food or eating half of it.

[Anonymous No.19735729]

>>19733196
Well you're not getting it delivered, so it's still cheaper than that

[Anonymous No.19735735]

>>19732274
No I don’t like socializing why people or people staring at me

[Anonymous No.19735806]

>>19733121
> cant even into spellcheck
> calls others retards
average /ck/ post

[Anonymous No.19735855]

>>19732303
Obviously. If the dasher took the photo, why would the tranny have it?
>I took this dumb photo of you, want a copy?

[Anonymous No.19735857]

Why does anyone order food for delivery if they aren't hammered drunk? Why the fuck would you want to pay $40 for a pizza instead of $20

[Anonymous No.19735862]

whenever I'm delivering an order i try to fart and burp into bag but most times it's sealed so it's kinda hard

[Anonymous No.19735952]

>>19732267
These businesses are so incredibly American. Do people seriously use these services every week? Is cooking your own food that difficult?

[Anonymous No.19736035]

>>19735857
poor people are stupid

[Anonymous No.19736037]

>>19735857
No car, no meal planning in some cases.

[Anonymous No.19736301]

>>19735855
DoorDash takes and sends picture of the delivery as proof that it happened.

The situation here is manufactured, but that was the idea.

[Anonymous No.19736419]

>>19735952
sure do
sometimes I'm just a lazy fuck and don't feel like cooking
also have a pretty nice job with lots of disposable income so getting food delivered once or twice a week has no impact on my finances

[Anonymous No.19736433]

you just got to know how to play the game

[Anonymous No.19736437]

>>19736433
>Harpreet
They arent even trying to pretend.

[Anonymous No.19736477]

>>19735326
>he hasnt gone on a burger run while on a call with a special committee
lmao

[Anonymous No.19736491]

>>19736433
this is completely automated on doordash, jesus christ

[Anonymous No.19736616]

>>19736491
>he takes the automated offer instead of escalating to a support professional

[Anonymous No.19736817]

>>19736616
>he supports the need to give pajeets a wage

[Anonymous No.19736825]

Business owner here. I've probably spent $3000 on doordash this year. Technically it was for "meetings" so the business paid for it not me. Once I ordered so much squid sashimi in a week that the restaurant called me to tell me they were out.

[Anonymous No.19736839]

>UberEats consistently gives me 40% off of $25+ coupons. I always have them, I never don't have them.
>I have a specific credit card (w/o a yearly fee or anything) that gives me free UberOne and 10% cash back on any UberEats order
>UberEats runs BOGO promos with many restaurants
>The coupon for 40% off looks at your subtotal, not your total, so buying 2 BOGO items @ $12.50/ea means you have a $25 subtotal
I use UberEats all the time when I see something I want that's BOGO. I'll get 4 orders of something, tip like $6, and I can eat for 2-3 days off of $30-35, delivered to my door, and I didn't absolutely stiff the driver. How can I not use that service?

[Anonymous No.19736843]

who the fuck kept ordering food online after paying for the bigass stack of fees? I get the convenience and if you're buying a shitload of food it makes sense but who's out there really paying 40 bucks for 15 bucks of lo mein and eggrolls?

[Anonymous No.19736886]

>>19735735

You're not important enough to stare at you worthless cunt.

[Anonymous No.19736917]

>>19732267
We've been saying this for fucking years but people just don't listen

[Anonymous No.19736994]

>>19732280
A lot of young people in big cities don't own cars, which is why I think it's so huge. If you own or have access to a vehicle there's no excuse for it.

[Anonymous No.19737148]

>>19736817
that's how I got $10 back instead of the original $2.50 offered.

[Anonymous No.19737156]

>>19732267
My God redditors are some of the most horrific looking people to ever exist

[Anonymous No.19737174]

>>19737156

[Anonymous No.19737202]

I mostly use it when I'm drunk or just plain too lazy to go out. I don't use it often, because a $10 order becomes like $25 after all their bullshit

[Anonymous No.19737232]

[Anonymous No.19737239]

>>19737232
Got to treat yourself, after all today was really tough what with the bad sleep and heartburn.

[Anonymous No.19737241]

>>19732492
You are not European

[Anonymous No.19737252]

>>19737232
mans gotta eat

[Anonymous No.19737265]

>>19737232
>about 10% in taxes for this meal
Is this a Seattle order?

[Anonymous No.19737543]

>>19732267
Never in a million years will I use any food delivery service. How did it become normalized to have a random person off the street bring you your food?
When I was in college my two roommates were Doordash/Grubhub drivers to make extra money on the side. Both of them had endless stories of fucking with customers' food in gross ways. The more insane of the two had this cup he kept in the passenger door cup holder he called the "fry tax". Every time he'd deliver something with fries he'd take a couple fries out of their bag, eat one, then put the other into the cup to keep track of how many fries he'd deducted over time. Shit was months old and nasty, his car perpetually smelled like deep fryer grease.

[Anonymous No.19737557]

The couple who lives below me works out like everyday at like 6am before work. I know this because I workout at like 6am too. They door dash sonic coffee/breakfast twice a week. I get back before they do and their doordasher leaves the food outside their door. I steal one of their frozen coffees once a month lol. I stole the whole thing once but I don’t actually want to eat fast food.

[Anonymous No.19737578]

>>19737543
>How did it become normalized to have a random person off the street bring you your food?
By sending all real jobs and manufacturing to China and instead banking everything on digital ponzi schemes and bullshit services

[Anonymous No.19737579]

>>19733192
But that's even more lordly, making the peasant bring you his own dinner and eating it.

[Anonymous No.19739142]

>>19732267
Lettybugs, it's over...

[Anonymous No.19739167]

>>19732280
>eating food made by minimum wage workers or from a nonwhite family owned restaurant
Ngmi