5% Kings Rise Up!

[Anonymous No.19727553]

What is your favorite session beer to enjoy a 12pk of in the 5% to 5.9% abv range?

I find that 4% beers aren’t worth the time or money, it takes all 12 beers just to get a mild head buzz, and when I get into the 6% range with a 12pk I run the risk of ruining the next day.

[Anonymous No.19727560]

>>19727553
You posted it. I like Yuengling as well but Coors is less heavy and I like it more overall.

[Anonymous No.19727564]

>>19727553
Cobra Kai made this look pretty tasty. Also made fried bologna look pretty good too.

[Anonymous No.19727579]

>>19727564
I've never seen Cobra Kai, but fried bologna sandwiches are absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.19727644]

What an oddly specific alcohol content range

[Anonymous No.19727719]

>>19727644
When you get older and don't just funnel vodka directly into your anal cavity anymore, you start to notice the difference in abv in things and how your body handles them.

These days the 4% ones don't do shit, the 5% do shit, and the 6% rekt my shit the next day. For 12 packs of course.

My days of drinking 9.5% beers are behind me sadly, and thankfully.

[Anonymous No.19727776]

Drinking alcohol is the most cucked thing I can possibly imagine. You’re pretty much just poisoning yourself because
>muh it makes me dizzy lol
Total alcohol drinker death

[Anonymous No.19727788]

>>19727553
For me it’s 3 voodoo ranger juice forces to start and I then drink banquets/yeunglings til I pass out. While smoking on the camel turkish royal red pack.

[Anonymous No.19727797]

>>19727788
>voodoo ranger juice forces
I swear they taste exactly like if you had an IPA and then just dropped a shot glass full of Hawaiian Punch in it. Oddly enough, I'm still not sure if I love them or hate them

[Anonymous No.19727808]

>>19727797
To me it just tastes like slightly alcoholic carbonated orange juice, but then you realize it’s 9.5%. They’re dangerous, which is why I limit myself to three.

[Anonymous No.19727810]

>>19727553

[Anonymous No.19727814]

DUDE
BEER
LMAO

[Anonymous No.19727817]

>>19727776
I drink alcohol because it tastes good, the relaxing effects are just a bonus. Yes, some people naturally have a palette that enjoys alcohol, and it isn't an "acquired taste." My parents let me have a beer when I was 13 thinking I wouldn't like it and it would put me off drinking until I was older but I loved it and was like "can I have this instead of soda from now on?" and they were like "oh shit, what have we just done!"

>Kill teetotalers. Behead teetotalers. Roundhouse kick a teetotaler into the concrete. Slam dunk a teetotaler baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy prohibitonists. Defecate in a teetotalers food. Launch teetotalers into the sun. Stir fry teetotalers in a wok. Toss teetotalers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a teetotalers gas tank. Judo throw teetotalers into a wood chipper. Twist teetotalers heads off. Report teetotalers to the IRS. Karate chop teetotalers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black teetotalers. Trap teetotalers in quicksand. Crush teetotalers in the trash compactor. Liquefy teetotalers in a vat of acid. Eat teetotalers. Dissect teetotalers. Exterminate teetotalers in the gas chamber. Stomp teetotaler skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate teetotalers in the oven. Lobotomize teetotalers. Mandatory abortions for teetotalers. Grind teetotaler fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown teetotalers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize teetotalers with a ray gun. Kick old teetotalers down the stairs. Feed teetotalers to alligators. Slice teetotalers with a katana.

[Anonymous No.19727841]

>I drink alcohol because it tastes good, the relaxing effects are just a bonus.

[Anonymous No.19727912]

>>19727553
Orion. Superior rice beer.

[Anonymous No.19727981]

>>19727719
>Not letting a 14% rock you to sleep and tuck you in and be your breakfast
couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.19728007]

>>19727776
>Total alcohol drinker death
that's the plan

[Anonymous No.19728370]

>>19727776
Okay.

[Anonymous No.19728386]

>>19727788
I wish there was a package with like four 9% beers, and six 4% beers, start off really high and then ride the wave for a couple of hours.

I used to mess with those Victory Golden Monkey beers, they'll fuck you tender. Can't remember if I've had Juice Force.

[Anonymous No.19728445]

I drink beer because it tastes good not to get drunk

[Anonymous No.19728469]

>>19727776
Post body

[Anonymous No.19728495]

>>19728386
That's literally what I do with Old Rasputin. Buy a four pack, drink them, then switch to a 4-5% lager.

[Anonymous No.19728497]

>>19727553
I bought some Coors Banquet the other week and found it pretty good, if a little sweet and corny. At that % range I'd look at Helles, or for this time of year, festbiers. picrel is like 5.8%

[Anonymous No.19728513]

>>19727553
I prefer pic related, but I'll take Banquet over anything else if it's on tap.

[Anonymous No.19728525]

>>19727553
If I want to drink all day, Modelo (yes I know it's like 4.4%). I'll never get hammered but after the third one I'll be floating a nice buzz.
Up next is Coors if I want to eventually be drunk
If I wanna get drunk on cheap beer fast the PBR black cans are like 6.5% or whatever

[Anonymous No.19728538]

>>19727553
The one I get for free. Imagine paying for beer.
I would pay for wine or for liquor but not for grain juice.

[Anonymous No.19728554]

>>19728538
Drinking wine and liquor is better if you have a prolapsed anus I hear. I'll stick with something that doesn't taste like shit, thanks.

[Anonymous No.19728562]

>>19728513
Texan my whole life and Lone Star sucks ass

[Anonymous No.19728565]

>>19728554
>Not drinking liquor until you get stockholm syndrome and start to think it's good

[Anonymous No.19728580]

>>19728495
It has a very high rating on Beer Advocate, I'll have to check this one out.

[Anonymous No.19728593]

>>19728562
I like it. Maybe you're just one of those types who think beer is an "acquired taste"

[Anonymous No.19728596]

>>19728580
If you like stout it's pretty good. If you go to a lot of craft breweries the imperial stouts they have are often these syrupy sweet dessert wine type beers which are fine on occasion but not really my thing. Old Rasputin is more like a typical stout just with the flavor and ABV turned up.

[Anonymous No.19728601]

>>19728593
Maybe, huh? Here's the thing, buddy boy, when you assume, you make an ass out of U and me.

[Anonymous No.19728606]

>>19728593
I don’t, I drink any cheap beer that tastes decent. For me it’s banquets or yeuglings, of course after I’ve had my 36 fl oz. of voodoo ranger juice force.

[Anonymous No.19728642]

>>19728562
>t. modelo swiggin juan
because if you were white you would've shilled shiner

[Anonymous No.19728725]

>>19728642
Problem with Shiner is that most places charge import prices for it now. Banquet and Lone Star are both domestics, which surprises me in regards to Banquet.

[Anonymous No.19728887]

give me two six packs of hamms and im grilling and wandering in the woods for hours

[Anonymous No.19728906]

>>19727553
Not quite 5% but my go-tos are Red Stripe and Genny which are 4.7 and 4.5 respectively

[Anonymous No.19728931]

>>19728497
Their heffe goes hard

[Anonymous No.19728954]

>>19728497
this is the same thing but it tastes much better

[Anonymous No.19728961]

>>19727553

[Anonymous No.19729023]

>>19728906
Genny and genny light are pretty good. They're made with grits.

[Anonymous No.19729330]

>>19727817

[Anonymous No.19729365]

>>19727981
Vile.

[Anonymous No.19729460]

Tonnes of good pilsners within 4,8-5,6% abv.

Köning
Pilsner Urquell
Gambrinus
Edel-Pils Premium
Zlatopramen
Bernard Kvasnicový ležák
Budvar
Primator
etc..

There are plenty more worth mentioning but im sure you can find it yourselves..

[Anonymous No.19729462]

I only drink 12% beer and then feel bad about myself when I get drunk from a single bottle

[Anonymous No.19729626]

>>19727719
Just get two 9.5% and drink 4% for the rest of the night.

[Anonymous No.19729925]

I thought druk threads got banished to /tv/?
Glorious to see them back thougever!
What we drinking tonight boys?

[Anonymous No.19730071]

>>19729460
I like that Alec Baldwin is on the can. I've had Pilsner Urquell before, very good stuff.

[Anonymous No.19730083]

>>19728961
based

[Anonymous No.19730088]

>>19729330
>uses old maymay
>CAN'T into pasta
Did you get lost? or are you just getting paid to shit up these boards?

[Anonymous No.19730097]

>>19728961
MY Man...
>30pk -$15

[Anonymous No.19730102]

>>19727776
If you could accurately see the state of the world, you'd be agreeing and joining in.

[Anonymous No.19730106]

>>19727817
Based.

[Anonymous No.19730191]

>>19727981
Always thought I was generally okay with these, no different than drinking strong shitty wine. But last week I drank one of these before like 8 normal beers and violently threw up twice which is very rare for me

[Anonymous No.19730261]

>>19727776
>>19727817
I'm the opposite. Sort of. Not so much an acquired taste as I simply kept trying different types of alcohol until it "clicked".

What I found is that I hate:
>Vodka
>IPA's
>Brandy
>Tequila
>Port

I like dark wines, which are actually good for you because of all the antioxidants in it so anyone saying "all alcohol is bad for you" is just a low IQ retard who's repeating what their local school guest-speaker told them like a fat idiot.

I like malt liquors because of the heavy malted barley flavor and can't stand the bitter-shit taste of extreme hopps or pale ales. Beer is also good for you because it decreases your risk of osteoperosis and heart disease.

I like whiskey, because it has a very strong taste due to its aging and distilling methods. Some of my go-to's are Buffalo Trace, Clyde Mays, and Knappogue Castle 12. Also, Whiskey is, once again, good for you, as it prevents dementia and has even been recommended by doctors as a preventative measure.

Even my wife, who is not an alcohol drinker, enjoys a wine-cooler or white wine on occasion. People who say all alcohol is bad for you and they don't understand why people drink it are certifiable RE-TARDS.

>Depressant so it relaxes your muscles and loosens your cognitive inhibitions
>antiseptic so it's good for wounds and mouth ulcers (any time i get a tongue or gum ulcer from too much citris, some whiskey clears it right up)
>it's better to drink a beer and count your calories from that instead of eating some big fat greasy cheeseburger
>generally just refreshing and a better all-around choice than soda

Anyone who says it's bad is merely:
>parroting their school
>parroting their single mothers
>parroting their retarded protestant parents
>is trying to be a straight-edge edgelord

If you don't like the taste of it, that's fine.

And for the record, I also hate drunkard faggots that hate the taste of alcohol and only drink to get "FRICKEN WASTED DOOD!" as well.

[Anonymous No.19730289]

>>19727817
I definitely notice a trend with teetotalers, they're usually narcissists and control freaks and are supreme faggot cucklords, much like Rockefeller was, who was a talentless hack, who's father was a literal, actual, gods-honest-truth, fucking snake oil salesman.

The much more based and virtuous man was Andrew Carnegie, who was a whiskey drinker, go figure.

[Anonymous No.19730300]

>session beer
Imagine becoming a fat bloated piece of shit on purpose

[Anonymous No.19730306]

>>19728495
They're quite good, if Guinness is the Folgers coffee of beers, this is the coffeshop mocha.

[Anonymous No.19730387]

>>19727553
>session beer
Is this what alcoholics call party beers? You're not supposed to drink an entire 12 pack by yourself.

[Anonymous No.19730391]

I'm a weeb so this is my go-to beer right now.

[Anonymous No.19730420]

Corona all day, everyday.

[Anonymous No.19730427]

>>19730261

[Anonymous No.19730654]

>>19730391
Unless it's on tap from a keg, you're not drinking Japanese beer, you're drinking beer from Canada/Phillipines.

[Anonymous No.19730684]

>>19730261
Session beers is best enjoyed while watching The Sopranos.

[Anonymous No.19730686]

>>19730654
Yeah it's bottled in Canada but it tastes good. None of the big three Jap beers that are sold in the USA are actually bottled in Japan.

[Anonymous No.19730688]

>>19730387
Can't even drink 12 beers? I found the faggot LMAO

[Anonymous No.19730692]

>>19730391
I prefer Asahi Super Dry, it's dryer than an old lady's cunt, and just as good, I even had it in Japan. Hard to find in my area though.

[Anonymous No.19730713]

>>19730261
Based alcohol knowledge talker.
It was put here for us to use and we should use it. It's a tool to be used responsibly.

[Anonymous No.19730719]

>>19730692
>dryer
Every time I crack open a can it's full of liquid.

[Anonymous No.19730807]

>>19730692
its crazy how much better these are than kirin and sopporo

[Anonymous No.19730810]

>>19727553

Just buy 2 40s of Steel Reserve. If you have work the next day just have one. If you're free the next day go ahead and stay up late drinking both.

[Anonymous No.19730813]

>>19730261
>I like dark wines, which are actually good for you because of all the antioxidants

Drinking poison with a vitamin doesn't somehow make it not poison, anon. That's like saying the Oreo Blizzard is "healthy" because it has some protein and calcium in it.

[Anonymous No.19730820]

>>19727788
Holy shit are you me, but voodoo ranger vice

[Anonymous No.19730844]

>>19727788
damn that sounds so bad and so good at the same time cheers anon.

[Anonymous No.19731591]

>>19730813
You are actually surprisingly stupid. So stupid I'm amazed you know how to post on 4chan.

Tell me, king retard, what the flying fuck is your liver built for?

[Anonymous No.19731598]

>>19728725
>Shiner
>Import
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Texas Education'''''''''''''''''''

[Anonymous No.19731616]

>>19730844
>antisimetic rant
>schizo rant

Pick one.

[Anonymous No.19731893]

Go to weeb beer, especially the tall boys

[Anonymous No.19732000]

>>19727981
Must taste like absolute fucking cow shit. Worth it, though. I'd try it

[Anonymous No.19732030]

>>19731893
WTF does "first press beer" mean? What next, Extra Virgin beer?

[Anonymous No.19732143]

>>19727776
Tastes good and it makes me stupid(er). That's all I need. I drink hop water too because it tastes good. Really, if I didn't drink beer I'd be drinking diet pop instead because water is fucking boring.

[Anonymous No.19732150]

>>19731616
ESL detected

[Anonymous No.19732304]

>>19732150
Kike detected.

[Anonymous No.19732317]

>>19732030
it means the first press of the wort is used in brewing the beer.

[Anonymous No.19732335]

>>19732317
I've brewed hundreds of gallons of beer and never heard of "pressing the wort."

[Anonymous No.19732343]

>>19732335
look up parti-gyle brewing if you care to learn more

[Anonymous No.19732510]

>>19731598
Jackass, they charge import price for a chugger.

[Anonymous No.19732644]

>>19728445
>I have sex for love not to feel good

[Anonymous No.19732720]

I just had a super satisfying shit, bros.

[Anonymous No.19732851]

>>19732510
That doesn't make shiner a import Retardus IV

[Anonymous No.19732854]

>>19732644
It feels good to drink something that tastes good. If I get a buzz or more that's a nice bonus.

[Anonymous No.19733306]

>>19732304
You wish, third worlder. Learn Engililish.

[Anonymous No.19733513]

>>19727553
I find coors strangely sweet

[Anonymous No.19733518]

>>19727719
Bro you don't actually drink an entire twelve pack regularly enough to notice this shit, do you?

[Anonymous No.19733640]

>>19733518
If they don't get any effect out of 12x 4% beers (equivalent to basically a pint of 80 proof liquor), clearly they do.

[Anonymous No.19733727]

>>19732851
I never said it was an import, I said they charge import prices for it.

[Anonymous No.19733743]

>>19728961
Based Hamms enjoyer

[Anonymous No.19733904]

>>19733513
Coors has a hint of banana flavor to it.

[Anonymous No.19733907]

>>19733518
Why yes nigger, I do.

[Anon No.19733910]

PBR

[Anonymous No.19733921]

>>19728961
Hamm's (4.6%) just showed up in my area, but you have to buy it in a 24pk, no 6pk or singles to try out first. I hear it's some real hood jungle man shit. I'll try it one day, just not looking forward to spending $18.99 on an unknown product.

[Anonymous No.19733927]

>>19733910
PBR (4.8%) tastes like shit, I'll drink almost any beer, but I just can't do PBR.

[Anonymous No.19734034]

>>19727553
I only drink Yuengling because I'm an American and not a pinko commie homosexual.

[Anonymous No.19734042]

just bought two 4.1%s and a 6.66%

[Anonymous No.19734054]

I only drink alcohol that's brewed or distilled in my own state.

[Anonymous No.19734364]

>>19733513
>>19733904
tastes watery to me but not in a bad way

[Anonymous No.19734613]

>Trying IPA for the first time
what is this

[Anonymous No.19734619]

>>19734034
Good for you friend. Goodspeed.

[Anonymous No.19734622]

>>19734054
most dumb frogs do

[Anonymous No.19734630]

>>19734622
My state has high quality beer, whiskey, and rum, so it is not dumb.

[Anonymous No.19734640]

>>19734613
indian pale ale, sir

[Anonymous No.19734643]

>>19728906
this is the shittiest beer on earth. why do upstate new Yorkers love it so much?

[Anonymous No.19734653]

>>19734034
50c a beer in NJ. Pottsville PAs finest

[Anonymous No.19734655]

Wish that Rhinelander would bring back their shorty bottles.

[Anonymous No.19734662]

>>19734622
heres a protip stop being an abusive step dad and get off your fat ass for something besides abusing your step kids you drunk fuck. Get a meeting and a sponsor. This is a cooking board.

[Anonymous No.19734670]

>>19734662
leave me and my wife's son alone

[Anonymous No.19734672]

>>19734662
>this is a cooking board
>posts cartoon frogs and ugly meth head kids
take your own advices faggot face

[Anonymous No.19734677]

>>19734662
alcohol isn't cooking either 'tard

[Anonymous No.19734704]

>>19727553
Honestly man I've tried pretty much everything under the sun and at this point I almost exclusively drink bud heavy. I know it's got a higher ABV than your range but I'm a bit of an alky and will kill a 12 pack over the course of a day without getting super fucked up.

[Anonymous No.19734812]

>>19730688
>Can't even drink 12 beers?
how fat r u .

[Anonymous No.19734823]

>>19727788
Fuck juice forces. Taste like an IPA took a pull off a tropical punch vape pen.

[Anonymous No.19734824]

>>19733306
>Calls me the third worlder
>Can't spell English

Projection. Go back to Mexico.

[Anonymous No.19734829]

For me? It's Natural Ice, Can't Beat The Price!

[Anonymous No.19734830]

Do bongs really?

[Anonymous No.19734835]

>>19734830
When these stop being produced, I stop drinking beer, simple as.

[Anonymous No.19734868]

>>19734704
Bud Light 4.2%
Budweiser 5%
Bud Ice 5.5%
Bud Light Platinum 6%

Bud Heavy, are you talking about Budweiser or Bud Ice, they’re both in the prime 5% - 5.9% range. I don’t mind Budweiser, maybe a bit watery. I love Busch Ice, but I feel weird buying it after the tranny cans.

[Anonymous No.19734894]

As a leaf for me its Labbat blue this is the most beer beer of all domestic beers in this country

[Anonymous No.19734914]

Beer is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19734929]

>>19728961
I bought that exact picrel last Sunday at HEB for $5.98.

My boomer bossman and I drink quite a few beers near the end of the day. Usually keep Coors Banquet, Shiner Bock, or even Pilsner Urquell in the cooler.

I ran into the Hamm's at HEB just randomly. I remembered it from one of these types of threads and snagged it.

Not bad at all for the price. Very crisp, refreshing and decent flavor to it. It had a slight metallic taste to it, but that may just be the can.

Boomer bossman says they used to call them Hammsters.

[Anonymous No.19734940]

>>19734914
I disagree.

[Anonymous No.19734944]

>>19734830
no

[Anonymous No.19734945]

>>19734914
So is your family tree.

[Anonymous No.19734951]

>>19734940
It is. Whiskey tastes much better.
>>19734945
You are correct.

[Anonymous No.19735032]

>>19727553
Zywiec

[Anonymous No.19735637]

>>19730289
the entire point of being a teetotaler is to furiously masturbate about their moral superiority
there is legitimately no other point to it other than to be as big an insufferable faggot as possible

[Anonymous No.19735970]

Bought a variety pack of my local (highly rated) craft brewery's beer. IPA, wheat beer, pale ale, pilsner. All of it was fucking disgusting. What do I try next?

[Anonymous No.19736005]

>>19735970
Stout

[Anonymous No.19736200]

>>19735970
IPA’s can sometimes taste like grass clippings and soap, but the other beers you listed are very easy drinking.

hum….there are sour beers (I hate them, but some people like them), and yeah maybe try some stout beers, dark lagers, shit like that. You might also want to start with something lighter and work your way up, try a Miller High Life (4.6% Lager).

[Anonymous No.19736223]

>>19736005
>>19736200
I will probably try stout. I normally drink ~100 proof whiskey so abv isn't an issue, all of the shit I tried just tasted awful.

[Anonymous No.19736228]

>>19736200
Also of the limited number of beers I've had beforehand I have had some wheat beer that I liked. Even the wheat beer from the craft brewery was awful, tasted fucking sour.

[Anonymous No.19736288]

>>19732317
That's standard practice though. What's the point in advertising that? They don't even make a second press "small beer"

[Anonymous No.19736296]

>>19727817
Beer and Wine are food, not drugs. I'm convinced all the anti-alcohol propaganda of the 20th and 21st centuries are the result of complaining women, and men fell for their shit test.

[Anonymous No.19736543]

>>19734868
Well shit, I could have sworn it was 6 the last time I bought a case. Talking about budweiser. Great beer.

[Anonymous No.19736873]

>>19736005
>>19736200
>>19736223
Well I picked up a pack of Founders Porter. Fucking excellent. Will be continuing with stouts and porters.

[Anonymous No.19736960]

>12 beers
>mild buzz
my ass

[Anonymous No.19738266]

>>19736960
why do people on the internet always lie like this? 6 beers is enough to heem most people.

[Anonymous No.19738337]

>>19736960
>>19738266
zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.19738538]

>>19736288
i'm sure they use the second press for something. it's just not sold as kirin ichiban. and no, that is not standard practice. just look it up ffs

[Anonymous No.19738548]

>>19736960
>>19738266
you have to consider that most people who brag about not being phased by 12 beers
1. are fat
2. are alcoholics with tolerance
3. drink throughout the entire day, not just in the evening like normal people
4. probably underestimate how sloshed they actually are due to perpetual drunkenness
you are correct to say that regular, well-adapted people are heemed well before their 12th drink

[Anonymous No.19739312]

>>19738548
The fact that zoomers don’t know what a session beer is hilarious. I feel like I’m trying to explain advanced algebra to a dog or a black person. kek

[Anonymous No.19739317]

>>19734894
I thought this was tasted a bit like PBR, I know a guy in Canada (he's Indian of course) who loves this shit.

[Anonymous No.19740147]

>>19739312
a session beer is by definition <5% abv, retard

[Anonymous No.19740170]

>>19727776
>t. probably drinks gallons of soda pop every day and sees no problems with it

[Anonymous No.19740178]

>>19728961
everyone I've known who drinks Hamms is the most ratchet ass person ever

[Anonymous No.19740186]

>>19733910
it's not 2011 anymore. being a hipster isn't cool anymore

[Anonymous No.19740198]

where my ganny boys?

[Anonymous No.19740676]

5% is gay and a waste of time.
>get fat
>don't get drunk
Who drinks this shit?

[Anonymous No.19741588]

>>19739317
Indian as in from India or Injun?

[Anonymous No.19741606]

>>19738266
Checked, but it depends how fast you drink them. Height and weight also play a factor, so does your tolerance. If you drink a lot, 6 beers over the course of an evening isn't a massive undertaking.

[Anonymous No.19741622]

>>19734894
I dunno if this is still the case, but the last time I went to Quebec a year or two ago you could still get pic rel or Blanche de Chambly @ $27 for a two-four (well, two cases of twelve beers). Absolutely insane deal considering those are both actual good beers, and the cheapest domestic adjunct lager in Ontario is over $40 a case.

[Anonymous No.19742505]

>>19740147
by definition, you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.19742509]

>>19740676
a 12pk of 5.9% beer will fuck you tender, are you 600 pounds or something?

[Anonymous No.19742510]

>>19741588
I don't know, he's brown, but he shits inside a toilet

[Anonymous No.19742511]

I love that posts on /ck/ stay up for weeks at a time instead of hours, there can't be more than 10 fat asses using this dead board lol

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.19743672]

>>19727553
based

[Anonymous No.19744242]

Hamm’s

[Anonymous No.19744267]

this is what I buy most often; 5% apv lager with a clean palatte & slightly-sugary finish

[Anonymous No.19744293]

>>19744267
that's one gay ass looking can

[Anonymous No.19744301]

Ahh Creemore now thats a good beer, I loved it much more before the goys at molson bought them out and ruined it

[Anonymous No.19744313]

only a closeted fag worries about how a "can" with blue on it looks

[Anonymous No.19744381]

>>19744293
only way it'd look gayer is if it was a montucky can

[Anonymous No.19744390]

>>19742510
>shits inside a toilet
Indian. if he was shitting INTO it he'd be the firewater kind but he's swimming around in it like the Ganges back home

[Anonymous No.19744404]

only a childhood gay rape victim would be concerned how others view things as gay or not but yet still try to repress his uncles throbbing member and hot sweaty breath on the back of his neck by posting about a can that is obviously gay looking and feels offended by being called gay by an anonymous poster even though he's been trying to repress those feelings for years but fears they might be too hard to fight even though he wants to because as much as he doesn't want to be gay, he still drinks a beer with a gay looking can

[Anonymous No.19744610]

>>19727817
Mega based

[Anonymous No.19744711]

12 pack
>money is an issue
miller high life
>money is not an issue
carlsberg

[Anonymous No.19744727]

>>19744267
Fag can

[Anonymous No.19744758]

>>19727776
You're the kinda guy who says "sportsball" aren't you?

[Anonymous No.19745332]

>>19727553
>it takes all 12 beers just to get a mild head buzz

Based alcoholic

[Anonymous No.19745571]

>>19727553
I once made a bet with a guy that I could deliver 400 cases of Coors to a party he was hosting from 4 states away in 28 hours or less. Was epic.

[Anonymous No.19745721]

>>19731893
Kirin tastes the same as the beer in the OP pic. Sapporo and Asahi are better.

[Anonymous No.19745739]

>>19730071
I thaught Alec Baldwin preferred taking shots

[Anonymous No.19745751]

>>19734823
Anyone else disturbed by the fact that all these recent "Alco-pop" releases don't have to reveal their ingredients?
With all the food fuckery going on these days, I want to be able to at least know what industrial sludge I'm putting in my body so I can prepare for which path of palliative care and pharmaceuticals I'm going to be tethered to for the rest of my life in a few years.
FFS, they could be making the shit with Chinese factory artificial sweeteners,"Reclaimed" industrial waste products and old lots of RV antifreeze, and you wouldn't know.
THANKS GLOBOCORP!!™®©

[Anonymous No.19745781]

>>19734929
Less than a dollar a can..Not bad.
See if you can find the 30pks. of 12oz. You may need to shop around. In my area, only 1 out of 3 krogers carries them, but even though it's in Brown-Town, It's worth it for $16-$18.

[Anonymous No.19745793]

>>19740178
Everyone I've known who uses the expression" is the most ratchet ass person ever" is a ghetto rat.
How would you feel if you replaced your fire detector battery this morning?

[Anonymous No.19746030]

>>19745721
asahi is significantly than both

[Anonymous No.19746061]

>>19746030
Asahi feels great to drink, but Sapporo has a more "beery" flavor in my opinion. Asahi seems like it's better for binge drinking.

[Anonymous No.19747300]

A Pint of the Black Stuff

[Anonymous No.19747358]

>$15 for a 36-pack of some of the worst beer in the world?
don't mind if i do

[Anonymous No.19747591]

>>19734677
Alcoholic beverages are just preserved carbohydrates.

[Anonymous No.19747627]

>>19747591
now this is what i tell myself after beer 5 "its just sauerkraut but wheat"

[Anonymous No.19747648]

>>19747627
It's what I remind myself to avoid packing on the pounds with too many pounders.

[Anonymous No.19747666]

>>19747627
Unfiltered wheat beer is basically a vitamin B complex supplement.

[Anonymous No.19747850]

>drinking beer
just drink plastic bottle bottom shelf bourbon like I do
just mix it if you can't stomach it
you can't stop yourself from drinking? just get blackout drunk every night and hate yourself
easy

[Anonymous No.19748202]

>>19727553
I'm partial towards the "ice" beers since they tend to be less sweet and are strong enough:
Milwaukee's Best ice (corny, pungent and kind of heavy for a lager)
Natural ice (watery but has no offensive taste)
Old Milwaukee ice (corny but has some "off" flavors)
Icehouse (kind of sour and very corny, a bit too sweet at the same time)
Molson ice (very dry canadian beer taste)
Labatt ice (not as dry as Molson but not too sweet)

The "classic" malt liquors are not bad either:
Mickey's
Olde English 800 (it's 5.9% here)
Colt 45
King Cobra (probably the most watery beer you could drink at 6%)

Bud ice tastes like cleaning chemicals though, fuck that stuff.
Standard Budweiser and Michelob amber bock are good.

>>19727644
Once you go above 6.0, the cheap lagers start to taste bad. But 5-6 percent tastes good enough without being watered down.

I'm not a frequent drinker so two 24oz tallboys of any of these products will get me drunk enough and no hangover.

[Anonymous No.19749088]

>>19728961
>The beer... refreshing

[Anonymous No.19749099]

Why does craft beer taste like fucking shit? Shouldn't it be better than macro beer?

[Anonymous No.19749495]

high life baby

[Anonymous No.19749514]

Got a 24 pack of some steveweisers


Budweiser is unironically my favorite beer

[Anonymous No.19749569]

>>19749514
You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.19749618]

>>19749569
?

[Anonymous No.19750303]

>>19749514
Based Texas Rattlesnake Enjoyer

[Anonymous No.19750409]

>>19731598
But he didn't call Shiner an import? He simply said the price they charge for it are reflective of an import. This isn't the own you think it is

[Anonymous No.19750413]

>>19749514
I truly wished I enjoyed it because it's still on sale after the whole tranny thing

[Anonymous No.19750419]

>>19749569
and you'll never have a woman sexually

[Anonymous No.19750477]

>>19728495
This is the next thing I'm trying out and I'm so excited to pick it up. Just got paid too

[Anonymous No.19750485]

>>19747358
Unironically some of the worst pisswater I've ever had to drink, where I am you used to be able to get a 12 pack of lager or a big can of boxer ice. The 12 packs disappeared but I still get the big cans of ice when I feel like homeless larping.

[Anonymous No.19750498]

>>19731893
This shits fantastic, even though any in the US is made in CA. Kirin light is superior though, nothing more fucking refreshing. Harder to get your hand on

[Anonymous No.19750516]

>>19749569
Haven't you seen top gun, zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.19750652]

>>19744293
>>19744301
>>19744313
>>19744381
>>19744727

hey its me again, yea I agree. here's the label-design before they got bought-out haha. still a good beer tho

[Anonymous No.19750664]

>>19750652
OK I agree the original design isn't gay, it's fucking gay. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.19750735]

>>19727553
MY NAME IS LEFFE.
I AM KING OF THE TRAPPISTS!

[Anonymous No.19750759]

>>19749514
>>19750303
Stone Cold is a Coors Light chad

[Anonymous No.19750877]

>>19727553

[Anonymous No.19751028]

>>19750759
He's drank Bud, Miller, and Coors through out the Attitude Era on TV, sadly he brings his terrible Broken Skull beer now. You'd think if one man on Earth would have chose a good beer for his brand....

[Anonymous No.19751462]

>>19727553
it's the perfect season for this kind of thing. all these oktoberfest marzens are in that range and are great.

[Anonymous No.19751945]

>>19727564
Same, drank it more often specifically because I kept watching Johnny Lawrence casually being an alcoholic with it

[Anonymous No.19752092]

>drank about 10 steveweisers and a pint of voodoo ranger last night

I am hungover bros, thank god for Gatorade, that cures it like you wouldn’t believe

[Anonymous No.19753569]

>>19751028
Who wins this triple threat?

[Anonymous No.19753607]

after getting into stronger beer it's hard to go back to 5%ers its like sipping water which sucks because I used to love them

[Anonymous No.19753671]

>>19753607
Time for a tolerance break, anon. That or start ordering shots with a beer back.

[Anonymous No.19753672]

>>19730391
beerbeer,japansoyjack

[Anonymous No.19754098]

>>19728497
>>19728954
based and munchenpilled

[Anonymous No.19754138]

>>19753671
good idea

[Anonymous No.19754213]

>>19750735
this shit is cheap as fuck compared to the other belgians and nearly as good (in some cases better), i am a big fan of it
>>19753569
miller lite easily

[Anonymous No.19754346]

[Anonymous No.19754368]

>>19754346
The first wheat beer I tried was Blue Moon and I liked it. I got a pack of Hoegaarden later and also liked that, so I decided to get both and try them side by side. The Hoegaarden was significantly better and made the Blue Moon taste like shit in comparison. Had to almost force myself to finish the rest of the Blue Moon lol

[Anonymous No.19754427]

>>19754368
Do me a solid and try Allagash White. It keeps winning awards.

[Anonymous No.19754436]

>>19754427
Been meaning to, will probably pick up a pack soon.